Joey: Well, it doesn't matter what I'd do.
Chandler: Come on, come on, tell me.
Joey: All right, you're...probably not gonna wanna hear this, but ah, if it was me, and this is just me, I would ah, I would bow out.
Chandler: What? What're you, what're you talking about?
Joey: They have a kid together, you know? They're like, they're like a family, and if, I don't know, if there's chance they could make that work, I know I wouldn't wanna be the guy who stood in the way of that. You ok? You uh, you wanna come poke a nude guy?
Ross: Well, he's finally asleep. About that ah, bump on his head?
Rachel: Are you, are you, are you sure it's ah, a new bump? I mean, no offense, But I've always thought of Ben as a fairly bumpy headed child.
Ross: It's ok if he bumps his head, kids bump their heads all the time, you know, it was your first time babysitting, I'm sure you did the best you could.
Rachel: I did!
Ross: I know! You see, you have to watch them all the time.
Rachel: I did! ! I watched! I watched! I watched Monica bang his head against that thing!
Ross: Monica did it?
Monica: Yeah. Umm, did you notice anything weird about about Ben today?
Monica: No. Why?
Ross: Well, I was just playing with him, and you know we were doing the alphabet song, which he used to be really good at, but suddenly he's leaving out 'e' and 'f.' It's like they just ah, I don't know, fell out of his head.
Monica: Really? !
Ross: Oh, and, also, he's, he's walking kind of funny, I mean, it's like his left leg is moving a lot faster than his right leg, yeah he's in there just sort of you know...
Monica: Oh my God, I wrecked your baby! !
Rachel: I hope it's still funny when you're in hell.
Monica: You jerk! You know how much I love that kid! I would really... Monica bang! Monica bang! Ow!混♥蛋！你明知我有多爱他！我真的会 莫妮卡，砰，莫妮卡，砰！
Rachel: I'll get the hat.
Chandler: Janice, I have something I need to tell you, and I want you to let me get through it, because it's, it's, it's not gonna be easy.
Chandler: I think you should go back with Gary. I don't wanna be the guy that breaks up a family, you know when my parents split up, it was because of that guy.
Whenever I would see him I would always think you know 'You're the reason, you are the reason why they're not together.' and I I hated that guy.
And it didn't matter how nice he was, or you know, how happy he made my Dad.
Chandler: Yeah, well. It's the right thing to do.
Janice: Oh! You're right. Oh God. But, before I can say goodbye, there's something I really need you to know, Chandler.
The way I feel about you, it's like, I finally understand what Lionel Richie's been singing about.
You know, I mean what we have, it's like movie love, you're my soul mate, and I can't believe we're not gonna be spending the rest of our lives together.
Chandler: Then don't leave me!
Chandler: Forget what I said, I was babbling! Pick me!
Janice: No, you were right, you were right. I mean, I I I gotta give my marriage another chance.
Chandler: No you don't! No, no, no, I say, you have to give your divorce another chance.
Janice: I'm sorry.
Chandler: Ohhh. Don't go.
Janice: No, I I I gotta go.
Chandler: No. No! No! No!
Janice: Honey, honey, huh huh, people are looking. I don't care! I don't care! !
Janice: Yeah, um, ok, I'm, I'm leaving now.
Chandler: You can't leave! I have your shoe!
Janice: Goodbye Chandler Bing.
Gunther: Rachel has those in Burgundy.
Joey: All right now remember, something this big and long is gonna be very difficult to maneuver, fortunately I have a lot of experience in that area.
Ross: Can we please focus here, a naked man's life hangs in the balance!
Phoebe: I'm telling you he's dead. What we are about to have here is a dead fat guy on a stick.
Joey: All right, ladies and gentlemen, let's poke. Steady. Steady. Ok, a little higher.
Careful of the angle. Ok, ok, we're approaching the window Thread the needle. Thread the needle.
Phoebe: He's alive! He's alive! !!
Monica: And yet, we're still poking him.
Joey: Ok, retract the device, retract the device.
Ross: He does not look happy.
Rachel: Hey hey, now he's showing us his poking device.
Joey: Hey, that's never gonna make it all the way over here, buddy!
Chandler: I'll hold you close in my arms. I can't resist your charms. And love...
Chandler and Phoebe: I'll be a fool for you. I'm sure, you know I don't mind. No you know I don't mind.
Chandler and Phoebe: Yes! You mean the world to me. Oh... I know. I know.
是的。你就是我的全世界。哦 我知道。 我知道。
Chandler: I've found. I've found... ...in you, my endless love. My endless love.