Joey: Haaaaa! Hey, thanks for stopping our ball.
Woman: You are playing American football?
Joey: Yeah! Wow, you're like from a whole other country.
Woman: I'm Dutch.
Joey: Hi hi, I'm Joey.
Woman: I'm Margha.
Joey: I'm sorry Dutch, I didn't get that last little bit.
Chandler: Hey Joey, you wanna play football or you wanna...Hi, I'm Chandler.
Margha: Hello, Chandler.
Joey: Her name is Dutch, and also Marklan.
Margha: Margha. Mar klan. Mar gha. Mar haaaan.
玛嘉。 玛憨。 玛 嘉。 玛 鼾。
Monica: Come on guys! Let's go! Come on, it's second down.
Ross: Uh, hello, it's third down.
Monica: No it's not, it's second.
Monica: Wow, what?
Ross: Uh, just amazes me that you're still pulling stuff like this.
Monica: Pulling what? It's second down.
Ross: Ok, it's second down. Take all the second downs you need.
Monica: I heard that!
Ross: Well, I said it loud.
Margha: It is ok, if I stay and watch?
Chandler and Joey: Yeah! Why don't you stick around. You can sit right there.
Chandler: Well, that went well. I think so.
Chandler: You know, I was thinking about ah, asking her for her number.
Joey: Thanks man, but I think it makes a stronger statement if I ask for it myself, you know.
Chandler: Whoa ho, whoa! No, I was thinking about you know for me, as a part of that whole getting over Janice thing you were talking about.
Joey: Oh, yeah, that. All right, means that much to ya, I'll let you have her.
Chandler: Thanks. What, let me have her? ! What'd you mean? Like if you didn't I wouldn't have a shot?
Joey: Well I don't like to say it out loud, but, yeah! Don't feel bad man, we all have our strengths. You're better with numbers and stuff.
Chandler: Math! ! You're giving me math? All right, look, you know what, forget about it, you go for the girl, we'll see who gets her.
Ross: Chandler, I want you to run a post pattern to the left, ok. And sweetie...
Rachel: Yeah, I know, go long. You know, it's like all I'm doing is running back and forth from the huddle.
Ross: Well ah, you wanna just, stay out there?
Rachel: Can I see that for second?
Monica: Okay, let's go.
Joey: I got Chandler!
Monica: One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi.
Joey: What the hell's the matter with you? ! This is my favourite jersey.
Chandler: Well now you have two. Hey, I am good at math.
Joey: All right, that's it. You know I was still gonna let you have her. But now, forget about it. Prepare to feel very bad about yourself.
Chandler: Hey! Well, I've been preparing for that my entire life! Or something about you that's mean!
Monica: All right, come on guys, let's go! Tie score, we're running out of time. Forty two! ! Thirty eight! ! Hike!
Phoebe: Oh I got it! ! Oh! Ew! Broken boobs! Ow!
Joey: Pheebs, run! Run, Phoebe, run!
Phoebe: Touchdown! ! Touchdown! !
Ross: No, no, no. Uh, hello, the buzzer buzzed. It doesn't count.
Monica: After the snap! Before the snap!
Joey: After! !
Chandler: Before! !
Rachel: Now, does it really matter?
All: Yes! !
Phoebe: Well, ok, I made a touchdown. It was my first touchdown. So?
Ross: Oh, Pheebs, that's great. It doesn't count.
Monica: Does so count! Cheater, cheater, compulsive eater.
Phoebe: Oh my God!
Monica: You know what, that's fine, maybe you haven't grown up, but I have.
Ross: Oh, oh, ok.
Monica: Dead leg! !
Ross: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ok, ok, fine, fine! All right, you wanna win by cheating, go ahead, all right. Phoebe the touchdown does count, you win.
Phoebe: Woo yay! !
Monica: No! Listen, I'm not gonna go through this with you again, ok.Just once I wanna beat you when you can't blame it on the broken nose, or the buzzer, or the fact that you thought you might be getting mono, all right? Let's just call this, tie score, and it's halftime.
Ross: Ok, first of all, I don't play with cheaters, and second of all, you know I had swollen glands! !
Monica: You know what? I'll think you'll play.
Ross: Oh really? Why is that?
Monica: Because the winner gets this! The Geller Cup.
Chandler: Is everybody else seeing a troll doll nailed to a two-by-four?
注释：two-by-four：a long piece of wood that is two inches long and four inches wide，长四寸宽二尺的木材。
Chandler: Ok, good.
Ross: Ok, where the hell did you get that? !
Monica: When Mom and Dad drove you to the hospital to get your nose fixed, I swam into the lake and fished it out.
Ross: That cup is mine!
Monica: No it's not! You want it, you're gonna have to win it!
Rachel: All right, so are we not having dinner at all?
Monica: Come on, let's go! Come on, it's time to get serious, huddle up. Joey, keep your head in the game.
Joey: It's hard, you know, his huddle is closer to Dutch girl.
Monica: All right look, if I take Chandler out of the running will you be able to focus?
Joey: What're you gonna do?
Monica: All right, you just make sure he catches the ball, I'll take care of the rest. Ok. Break! Here you go! Come on, you wuss! Okay, come on.
你只要让他接到球就好了。其他就交给我吧。 好。 比赛开始！ 你来这！ 来吧，懦夫。 来。
Chandler: I got it!
Monica: Come on! This way! This way! Hi.
来。 这里！这里！ 嗨！
Monica: Look out!
Monica: Whoa! Whoa! ! Tackled by a girl! Bet ya don't see that everyday, do ya?
Ross: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What's with the tackling?
Monica: What? ! I just touched him and he went over.
Ross: Ok, you wanna play rough, we can play rough.
Voice over: Let's get ready to r r r rum ble! !!
Monica: Go, go, go! Get her! Get her!
Phoebe: I love this game! !
Ross: Hey, where'd you get that?
Rachel: I went really long.
Monica: Forty two to twenty one! Like the turkey, Ross is done!
Ross: It's no surprise that you're winning 'cause you got to pick first, so you got the better team.
Monica: You're so pathetic! Why can't you just accept it, we're winning because I'm better than you.
Monica: Oh, what a great argument, exhaling! All right, you know what, I'll prove it to you, ok. I'll trade you Joey for Rachel, and I'll still win the game.
Ross: What? ! Wh? The guys against the girls? See, that's ridiculous Monica, because I'm only down by three touchdowns.
Monica: Oh, then bring it on! Oh, unless of course you're afraid you might lose to a bunch of girls.
Ross: Fine, fine, Rachel you're with Monica, Joey, you're with me.
Rachel: I can not believe your trading me! !
Monica: Come on Rach, come on. Let's see what's it like to be on a winning team for a change.
Rachel: Are you gonna let me play?
Monica: All right then.
Margha: The game is over, we eat now?
Chandler: No no no no, the game's not over, we're just switching teams.
Joey: Yeah, Chandler finds me so intimidating that it's better if we're on the same team.
Ross: All right. Ok, let's play. Let's go.
Chandler: No ah, hold on a Saint Joe, where do Dutch people come from?