Friends Season 3 Episode 11 : The one Where Chandler Can’t Remember Which Sister.
Joey: Ok, pick a card, any card. All right, now memorize it. Show to everybody. Got it? Um mm.
Joey: All right, give it back to me. 5 of hearts.
Ross: Real magic does exist.
Monica: Wow. Wow. Joey, how do you do it?
哇。 哇。 乔伊，你怎么变出来的？
Joey: I can't tell you that, no.
Ross: Ah, somebody's at the door on the ceiling.
Rachel: No, that's our unbelievably loud upstairs neighbor.
Monica: He took up the carpet, and now you can hear everything.
Phoebe: Why don't you go up there and ask him to just like step lightly, please?
Monica: I have like five times, but the guy is so charming, that I go up there to yell and then I end up apologizing to him.
Phoebe: Ooh, that is silly. I'll go up there, I'll tell him to keep it down.
Monica: All right, be my guest. Good luck.
Joey: All right, all right, all right, all right, if you really wanna know how I did it, I'll show ya.
When you handed me back the card, what you didn't see was, I looked at it so fast that it was invisible to the naked eye.
I just did it. I just did it again. Here, I'll slow it down so that you guys can see it. Ready?
All: Oh, I got it.
Phoebe: Yeah, look I was with my friend downstairs and we hear everything up here that you do, and I am sick and tired...
Guy: Whoa, you are very beautiful.
Phoebe: Oh, thank you.
Chandler: Hey, anybody got a length of rope about six feet long with a noose at the end?
Monica: Honey, what's the matter?
Chandler: I just saw Janice. Oh.
Chandler: Yeah, she was at Rockefeller Center skating with her husband, she looked so happy. I almost feel bad for whipping that kid's pretzel at them.
Joey: Man, I remember the first time I saw that girl Katherine, after we broke up. She was just walking with her friend Donna, just laughing and talking. God, it killed me.
Chandler: Yes, but you ended up having sex with both of them that afternoon.
Joey: Sorry, I just, any excuse to tell that story you know...
Ross: Hey Chandler, eh there's a party tomorrow, you'll feel better then.
Chandler: Oh, you know what, I'm I'm gonna be ok, you don't have to throw a party for me.
Monica: It's Joey's birthday.
Chandler: Oh, well then, if anybody should've a party it should be him.
Monica: Ssh! ! I cannot believe she is still up there.
Chandler: Ok, well he totally screwed up the punch line. You know, it's supposed to be arrghh eh og errigh.
Mr. Kaplan: How's that coffee coming, dear?
Rachel: Yeah, right away Mr. Kaplan.
Mr. Kaplan: I'm not supposed to drink coffee, it makes me gassy.
Rachel: I know!
Mr. Kaplan: I'll bet you're thinking, 'What's an intelligent girl who wants to be in fashion, doing making coffee?' Eh?
Rachel: Op. Eh. Oh, you got me.
哦。 耶。 被你猜中了。
Mr. Kaplan: Well, don't think I haven't noticed your potential. Well, I've got a project for you that's a lot more related to fashion. How does that sound? Oh, that sounds great.
Mr. Kaplan: Come on over here, sweetheart. Come on, come on. Oh thank you so much Mr. Kaplan, thank you so much. I need these hangers separated ASAP. You're welcome. You're welcome.
过来，甜心。 太感谢了。 我要你尽快把这些衣架分开。不客气。
Rachel: Oh God, I hate my job, I hate it, I hate my job, I hate it.
Monica: I know honey, I'm sorry.
Rachel: Oh, I wanna quit, but then I think I should stick it out, then I think why would such a person stay in such a demeaning job, just because it's remotely related to the field they're interested in.
Monica: Gee, I don't know Rach. Order up! ! I got a Yentel soup, a James Beans, and a Howdy hold the Doody!
Rachel: Oh honey, come on, I'm sorry, I didn't...I don't mind paying my dues, you know, it's just how much am I gonna learn about fashion by walking Mira, the arthritic seamstress, to the bathroom.
Rachel: Hi! Is my misery amusing to you?
Guy: I'm sorry, I wa, I wa, I was just ah...
Rachel: It's not funny, this is actually my job.
Guy: Oh believe me, I I I've been there. I had to sort mannequin heads at that mannequin surplus.
Rachel: Oh, well then, so I'm uh I'm just gonna go back to talking to my friend here. And you can go back to enjoying your little hamburger.
Guy: Ah, just one other thing.
Guy: I ah, I work at Bloomingdale's and I might know of a job possibility if you, if you're interested?
Rachel: Do you want my pickle?
Gunther: Hey guys.
Monica: Hey Gunther. Hi. I mean you're going out on a date with the noisy guy upstairs?
Phoebe: Well, he's very charming.
Monica: I know, he's too charming, but if you two start going out, then it's just gonna make it so much harder for me to hate him.
Phoebe: Well, you're just going to have to try.
Monica: Joey, where are the Jell-O shots?
Joey: I don't know, Chandler is supposed to be passing them around...
Chandler: Hello dillillio! !
Ross: Oh, somebody's feeling better.
Monica: Stick out your tongue.
Chandler: Take off your shirt!
Monica: Oh my! !
Joey: Oh my God! How many of these did you have? These are pure vodka.
Chandler: Yeah, Jell-O just like Mom used to make.