Rachel: The most unbelievable thing happened to me today. Hi!
Rachel: Hi! So I'm out having lunch at Monica's and this guy starts talking to me, and it turns out he works for a buyer at Bloomingdale's and there happens to be an opening in his department.
So I gave him my phone number and he's gonna call me this weekend to see if he can get me an interview! Wow! I know!
他们的部门要找人，我就把我的电话给了他。他这个周末要打电话给我，帮我安排面试！ 哇！ 我知道！
Ross: What, so this guy is helping you for no apparent reason? Uh huh!
Ross: And he's, he's a total stranger?
Rachel: Yeah! His name is um, Mark something.
Ross: Huh. Sounds like Mark Something wants to have some sex.
Rachel: What! ?
Ross: Well, I'm just saying, I mean why else would he just, you know, swoop in out of nowhere for no reason.
Rachel: To be nice?
Ross: Hey, Joey. Uh, are men ever nice to strange women for no reason?
Joey: No, only for sex. Thank you. So did you ah, did you tell Mark Something about me?
Rachel: I didn't have to, because I was wearing my 'I heart Ross' sandwich board and ringing my bell. Uh huh.
Joey's Sisters: Joey! !! Happy Birthday! !
Chandler: Okay, how many of that girl are you seeing?
Monica: How hammered are you? Huh? These, these are Joey's sisters.
Chandler: Hi Joey's sisters! Hey!
Cookie: Hey. What're we drinking over here.
Phoebe: Oh. Well, I have ah, vodka and cranberry juice.
Cookie: No kidding, that's the exact same drink I made myself right after I shot my husband.
Phoebe: Wow. Ok, I don't know how to talk to you.
Sister 1: Whatcha doing?
Chandler: Oh, I'm taking my ex girlfriend of my speed dialer. Oh! !
Chandler: No no no no, no, it's a good thing.
Why must we dial so speedily anyway? Why must we rush through life? Why can't we savor the precious moments? Those are some huge breasts you have.
Ross: Hi. Hi.
Ross: Yeah. So um, I I heard about this ah, Mark guy that ah, Rachel met today. Isn't that great?
Ross: Oh yeah! So ah, kinda pretty, pretty good. He sounds like a nice, good guy.
Monica: Oh, he is. And he is so dreamy. I mean, you know what, when he left I actually used the phrase, 'Hummina hummina hummina.'
Ross: That's excellent.
Ross: So, he's just a nice guy. You really think this Mark doesn't want anything in exchange for helping you?
Rachel: Well, I assume I'll have to take showers with him, but you know, that's true of any job.
Monica: How you feeling?
Chandler: Well, my apartment isn't there anymore, because I drank it.
Phoebe: Where'd you get to? We lost you after you opened up all the presents. Yeah.
Chandler: Yeah, I ended up in the storage room, and not alone. Woooo hoooo! !! Ow, no 'woo hooing,' no 'woo hooing.'
Phoebe: Why, what happened?
Chandler: Ah, I fooled around with Joey's sister. Well, that's not the worst part.
Monica: What is the worse part?
Chandler: I can't remember which sister.
Ross: You see what men do! Don't tell me men are nice! This is men! !
Monica: Are you insane? I mean Joey, is gonna kill you, he's actually going to kill you dead.
Chandler: Ok! You don't think I thought of that?
Phoebe: How can you not know which one? I mean that's unbelievable.
Monica: I mean, was it Gina? Which one is Gina?
Rachel: Dark, big hair, with the airplane earrings.
Monica: No, no, no, that's not Gian, that's Dina.
Chandler: You see you can't tell which one is which either, dwha! !
Phoebe: We didn't fool around with any of them. Dwha! Dwha!
Chandler: Veronica. Look, it's gotta be Veronica, the girl in the red skirt. I definitely stuck my tongue down her throat.
Monica: That was me.
Chandler: Oh, look, when I've been drinking, sometimes I tend to get a little overly friendly, and I'm I'm sorry. That's ok.
Rachel: That's all right. That's ok.
Joey: Can I talk to you for a second? !
Ross: Hey, Joey. Hey.
Joey: Come on! !
Chandler: Why can't we talk in here? With, with, witnesses.
Joey: I just got off the phone with my sister.
Ross: Ah, which, which one?
Joey: Mary Angela. Mary Angela. Yeah.
玛丽安琪拉。 玛丽安琪拉。 哦。
Monica: You know which one was she again?
Joey: Why don't you ask Chandler, 'cause he's the one that fooled around with her.
She told me you said you could really fall for her. Now is that true? Or are you just getting over Janice by groping my sister.
Chandler: It's gotta be the first one.
Joey: Really? That's great! You and my sister, sitting in a tree.
Chandler:Yep, I'm in a tree.
Rachel: Did he call? Did Mark call?
Monica: No honey, I'm sorry, but the weekend's not over yet.
Rachel: Oh. Oh my God, is that Phoebe?
Monica: I guess they're back from their date.
Rachel: Music. Very nice.
Monica: Oh my God!
Rachel: So, how are you?
Monica: I am good. I finished my book. Oh yeah, what's it about?
Monica: I don't remember. Do you wanna take a walk?
Rachel: Yeah, I do.
Ross: Dear Mary Angela. Hi. How's it going. This is the hardest letter I've ever had to write. What the hell's a matter with you?
How do you think Joey's gonna react when he finds out that you blew off his sister with a letter?
Chandler: Well, that's the part where you tell him that I moved to France. When actually I'll be in Cuba.
Ross: All right, look, look, you've got to do this yourself, ok? In person. At least you know her name.
You just go to the house and you ask for Mary Angela, ok? When whichever one she is comes to the door, you take her for a walk, you let her down easy.
Chandler: Ok. What if Mary Angela comes to the door and I ask for Mary Angela?
Ross: We're in Cuba.
Chandler: Joey, what wh wh wha wh wha wh wha wh wha what're you doing here?
Joey: Waiting for my Grandma to finish my laundry. What about you?
Chandler: I'm uh I'm here to see Mary Angela.
Joey: You are so the man! Hey look, listen, listen, you gotta be cool, 'cause my Grandma doesn't know about you two yet, and you do not wanna tick her off.
She was like the sixth person to spit on Mussolini's hanging body. Yeah.
Chandler: Where's Mary Angela?
Joey: She's right in there. Ok.
Joey's Sisters: Hey, Chandler!
Rachel: I can't believe Mark didn't call. It's Sunday night, and he didn't call.
Rachel: Yeah, right. Look at you, you're practically giddy.
Ross: No, I'm genuinely sorry the Mark thing didn't work out. Look, Rach, I want only good things for you.
Monica: Wait a minute, why don't you just call Mark. I mean, who says you have to sit here and wait for him, you've got to make stuff happen.
Ross: But, you, you don't wanna seem too pushy.
Monica: Honey, it's not pushy, it's he gave her his home number.
Ross: What, he gave you his home number? As in like, to, to his home?
Rachel: Yeah, and you don't mind if I call, because you only want good things for me.
Ross: That's right, good things, that that is what I said.