Monica: How would that go? Well, it didn't rhyme, but I liked it.
Joey: You've got to pick a pocket or two. Boyyyyssss, you've got to pick a pocket or two...
Director: Lovely, just lovely.
Joey: Really? Thanks.
Director: Listen Joey, we definitely wanna see you for the callback on Saturday.
Joey: Excellent, I'll be there. Ok, and listen don't forget to bring your jazz shoes for the dance audition.
Joey: Ahhh! My ah, my agent said it wasn't a dancing part.
Director: Oh Joey, all the roles gotta dance a little. But believe me with your dance background it'll be a piece of cake.
Chandler: Three years of modern dance with Twyla Tharp! Five years with the American Ballet Theater? !
Joey: Hey, everybody lies on their resume, ok? I wasn't one of the Zoom Kids either.
Phoebe: Well, can you, like dance at all?
Joey: Yeah, I can dance, you know.
Chandler: Oh no, no, no, no.
Phoebe: What, what is that?
Joey: Sure, it looks stupid now, there's no music playing.
Chandler: All right, I have to get that, but no no. Hello? Hi! Yeah uh, listen, uh, I'm, I'm in need of a stripper and I was told that you do that.
Ok. Let me ask you this, what, what do you do for the extra hundred? So would I, would I have to provide the grapes?
Phoebe: Oh, how was last night with Julio, señorita?
Monica: It was so amazing, he is so sexy, and smart, which makes him even sexier.
My gosh, I gotta tell you this. Um, last night, we were fooling around and all of a sudden he stops, to write a poem.
Joey: Get out! I couldn't stop if a meteor hit me.
Chandler: Okay, we have our stripper. A miss Crystal Chandelier.
Joey: Well sure, you name a kid that, what do you expect them to grow up to be?
Monica: Anyway um, when he left he forgot to take the poem with him. Now, I am like totally dense about poetry, but I think it's pretty good all right. Check it out.
Joey: The Empty Vase. Translucent beauty...
Chandler:To yourself. Hey hey hey, you know what, that's pretty good.
Monica: Oh good, I think so too. Pheebs?
Phoebe: Oh yeah.
Monica: Oh, I'm glad so you guys like it. Yay! All right I gotta go to work.
Joey: Whoa, I'm not done.
Monica: All right, well just give it back to me when you're through. Ok, see you guys. Bye bye.
Phoebe: Bye. Oh my God, oh my God! Poor Monica!
Chandler: What, what, what? !
Phoebe: What? ! He was with her when he wrote this poem. Look, 'My vessel so lovely with nothing inside?
Now that I've touched you, you seem emptier still.' He thinks Monica is empty, she is the empty vase!
Chandler: You really think that is what he meant?
Phoebe: Totally. Oh, God, oh, she seemed so happy too.
Mark: Do you have the, the Ralph Lauren file?
Oh, yeah, sure! It's right.
Mark: Wh what's that?
Ross: Uh, it's, it's from Ross, it's a love bug.
Mark: Wow! Somebody wants people to know you have a boyfriend.
Rachel: Oh no, no no no, that's not, not, not, what he is doing. He's just, he's just really romantic.
Man: Ah, excuse me, are you Rachel Green?
Man: One, two, three... Congratulations on your first week at your brand new job! It won't be long before you're the boss.
The Bass Barber: Omm pah, omm pah, omm pah. And you know who will be there to support...you? ! Your one and only boyfriend...
哦 吧 你知道到时候谁会支持。。。你？！就是你唯一的男朋友
The Bass Barber: It's nice to have a boyfriend.
Quartet: Your loyal loving boyfriend Ross...Ross!
Ross: I'm hurt! I'm actually hurt, that you would think that I would send you any of those things out of any thing other than love. Hurt! Hurt!
Rachel: All right Ross! ! I get it! ! I mean my God... You're hurt!
好，我懂了！！ 我是说我天 你很伤心！
Ross: ...can't, can't a guy send a barbershop quartet to his girlfriend's office anymore! !
Rachel: Oh, please, Ross, it was so obvious! It was like you were marking your territory. I mean you might as well have just come in and peed all around my desk!
Ross: I would never do that!
Rachel: Look, I know what's going on here, ok, Mark explained it all to me. He said this is what you guys do.
Ross: Yeah well if, if, if Mark said that, than Mark's an idiot.
Joey: Mark's a genius!
Ross: Why? ! How? ! How is he a genius?
Chandler: Look, don't you see what's happening here? Instead of hitting on her right away, he's becoming her confidant. Now he's gonna be the guy that she goes to to complain about you.
Ross: What am I gonna do?
Chandler: Well, why don't you send her a musical bug, oh, no, you already did that. All right, look, you're gonna have to go there yourself now, ok, make a few surprise visits.
Ross: I don't know, you guys.
Chandler: All right fine, don't do anything, just sit here and talk to us, meanwhile she is talking to him about you.
And he's being Mr. Joe Sensitive.
She's thinking,"Maybe he's the guy for me because he understands me."
Joey: And before you know it, she's with him. And you'll be all, 'Ohh, man!' And he'll be all, 'Yes!' And us, we'll be like, 'Wh whoa, dude.'
And pretty soon you'll be like, 'Hhiii,' and, and, and, 'I can't go, Rachel and Mark might be there.' And we'll be like, 'Man, get over it, it's been four years! !'
Chandler: He paints quite a picture, doesn't he?
Woman: Here's the Shelly Segal stuff from December.
Mark: And wait, I've got something for you.
Woman: Oh, Mark! ! It's ok, Rachel knows.
Woman: Yeah, but even so.
Mark: I can't help it, I'm just, I'm just crazy about you.
Rachel: Ohhh! That is so sweet!
Mark: Ok, ok, I know I'm like Mr. Inappropriate today, but it's just so tough, I mean I see you walking around and I just wanna touch you and hold you, come on no one's around, just, just kiss me.
Ross: All right that's it! ! Get off, get off her!
Mark: What is going on?
Ross: You know what's going on? ! That, I'll tell you what's going on! !