Monica: I warned you...
Rachel: Who is being loud?
Chandler: Oh, that would be Monica. Hey, listen, I wanna borrow a couple things, Aurora spent the night, I really wanna make her breakfast.
Monica: Oh, you got the whole night, huh?
Chandler: Yeah, well, I only have twenty minutes until Ethan, so, y'know. .
Rachel: Ooh, do I sense a little bit of resentment?
Chandler: No, no resentment, believe me, it's worth it. Okay? Y'know how in a relationship you have these key moments that you know you'll remember for the rest of your life? Well, every single second is like that with Aurora. And I've just wasted about thirty five of them talking to you people, so, uh. . So, Monica, can you help me with the door?
Monica: Sure. Oh, um, Chandler? Y'know, the the old Monica would would remind you to scrub that Teflon pan with a plastic brush... But I'm not gonna do that.
Joey: Excuse me, could you see if they could warm it up in here? I am a little concerned about goosebumps.
Director: Okay, everybody ready?
Joey: Uh, listen, I just wanna thank you for this great opportunity. I mean, I know this is just the first step, but I hope that someday.
Director: Lose the robe.
Joey: Right. Okay. Losing the robe. Okay, and the robe is lost.
Director: Okay, everybody, we'd like to get this in one take, please.
Let's roll it...water's working...and action. And cut! Hey, Butt Guy, what the hell are you doing?
Joey: Well, I'm I'm showering.
Director: No, that was clenching.
Joey: Oh. Well, the way I see it, the guy's upset here, y'know? I mean, his wife's dead, his brother's missing...I think his butt would be angry here.
Director: I think his butt would like to get this shot before lunch. Once again, rolling. Water working. And action! And cut! What was that?
Joey: I was going for quiet desperation. But if you have to ask....
Chandler: God, I love these fingers...
Aurora: Thank you.
Chandler: No, actually I meant my fingers. Look at 'em, look at how happy they are.
Aurora: Oh my God, I'm late.
Chandler: Oh no nonononononnononono, don't go...
Chandler: Don't go.
Aurora: Okay. Oh no, I have to.
Chandler: Too bad, she's leaving.
Aurora: I'm sorry. He'll be waiting for me.
Chandler: Well, I thought I thought you talked to Rick.
Aurora: It's not Rick.
Chandler: What, Ethan? He got to spend the whole day with you!
Aurora: No, it's, it's Andrew.
Chandler: I know there'll be many moments in the years to come when I'll regret asking the following question, but...And Andrew is?
Chandler: Oh, so what you're saying is you're not completely fulfilled by Rick, Ethan and myself?
Aurora: No, that's not exactly what I was.
Chandler: Well, y'know, most women would kill for three guys like us.
Aurora: So what do you want?
Aurora: You have me!
Chandler: No no, just you.
Aurora: What do you mean?
Chandler: Lose the other guys.
Aurora:... Like...all of them?
Chandler: C'mon, we're great together, why not?
Aurora: Why can't we just have what we have now? Why can't we just talk, and laugh, and make love without feeling obligated to one another? Up until tonight, I thought that's what you wanted too.
Chandler: Well, y'know, part of me wants that, but it's like I'm two guys, y'know? I mean, one guy's saying 'Shut up! This is great!' But there's this other guy. Actually it's the guy who wells up every time that Grinch's heart grows three sizes and breaks that measuring device. .And he's saying, y'know, 'This is too hard! Get out! Get out!'
注释：Grinch：来源于电影How the Grinch Stole Christmas。该片讲述了一个叫格林奇的绿毛怪策划偷走整个圣诞节，后来被真情感化的故事。格林奇的心脏原本只有正常人的四分之一，在他明白小镇的人们即使没有圣诞礼物也很开心地过圣诞节的原因后，他的心脏变成了三倍大，于是他不再心胸狭隘和憎恶社会，最终回到了小镇。
Aurora: So...which one of the two guys will you listen to?
Chandler: I don't know, I, I have to listen to both of them, they don't exactly let each other finish...
Aurora: Which one?
Chandler:... The second guy.
Aurora: I see.
Aurora: Well, call me if you change your mind.
Chandler: Sorry, the first guy runs the lips.
Ross: Look at it this way: you dumped her. Right? I mean, this woman was unbelievably sexy, and beautiful, intelligent, unattainable...Tell me why you did this again?
All: Hey! Movie star!
Monica: Hey, wait wait, aren't you the guy that plays the butt in the new Al Pacino movie?
Ross: No? What happened, big guy?
Chandler: "Big guy?"
Ross: It felt like a 'big guy' moment.
Joey: I got fired.
Joey: Yeah, they said I acted too much with it. I told everybody about this! Now everybody's gonna go to the theatre, expecting to see me, and...
Rachel: Oh, Joey, you know what, no one is gonna be able to tell.
Joey: My mom will.
Chandler: Something so sweet and...disturbing about that.
Joey: Y'know, I've done nothing but crappy plays for six years. And I finally get my shot, and I blow it!
Monica: Maybe this wasn't your shot.
Ross: Yeah, I mean...I think when it's your shot, y'know, youyou know it's your shot. Did it...feel like your shot. .?
Joey: Hard to tell, I was naked.
Phoebe: No, I don't think this was your shot. I mean, I don't even think you just get one shot. I really believe big things are gonna happen for you, I do! You've gotta just keep thinking about the day that some kid is gonna run up to his friends and go 'I got the part! I got the part! I'm gonna be Joey Tribbiani's ass!'.
Joey: Yeah? That's so nice!
Monica: I'm sorry, Joey. I'm gonna go to bed, guys.
Rachel: Uh, Mon, youyou gonna leave your shoes out here?
Rachel: Really? Just casually strewn about in that reckless haphazard manner?
Monica: Doesn't matter, I'll get 'em tomorrow. Or not. Whenever.
Ross: She is a kook.
Monica: If it bothers you that much, just go out and get the shoes. No. Don't do this. This is stupid! I don't have to prove anything, I'm gonna go get them... But then everyone will know. Unless I get them, and then wake up really early and put them back! ...I need help!
Phoebe: All you want is a dingle.
Joey: Not that song.
Chandler and Ross: All you envy's a schwang.
Joey: Come on, you guys.
All: A thing through which you can tinkle, or play with, or simply let hang...
All you want is a dingle, What you envy's a schwang. A thing through which you can tinkle or play with or simply let hang.