Friends Season 3 Episode 13 : The one Where Monica and Richard Are Friends.
Clerk: Hi. Six dollars, please.
Monica: Six? I just had it for one night. It's three.
Clerk: Eight o'clock is the cutoff and, aww, it's 8:02.
Monica: You know, in a weird way, you have too much power. Look, you're gonna have to help me out here, because I only have three.
Richard: I can help with that.
Monica: Oh my God. Richard? Hi! Hi!
Monica: Wow! Your lip went bald. Hey, thanks.
Richard: So, you look great.
Richard: No you do. You just...you... What? You've got panties stuck to your leg.
不，真的 你 什么？ 你的内♥ 裤黏在腿上了。
Monica: That's because I I was just grabbing some things out of the dryer, and its static cling. Or, maybe it's just that God knew I'd be running into you and saw an opportunity.
Richard: It's good to see you.
Monica: It's good to see you too.
Monica: So you see that guy? He's in classics now, but you know as soon as we leave he's going straight to the porn.
Richard: He's gonna go up to the counter with Citizen Kane, Vertigo, and Clockwork Orgy. This is nice. I missed this. Yeah.
Monica: Me too.
Richard: So, you wanna get a hamburger or something?
Monica: Oh, um, I don't know if that's a good idea.
Richard: Oh. Look, just friends, I won't grope you. I promise.
Monica: Yeah, I ju I think it's, too soon.
Richard: No it's not too soon, I had lunch at a eleven.
Chandler: Yeah, baby!
Ross: What're you doing?
Chandler:Making chocolate milk. You want some?
Ross: No thanks. I'm 29.
Rachel: Oh my God, I gotta go to work!
Ross: Oh sweetie, what time do you think you're gonna get off tonight?
Rachel: Oh I don't know honey. It could be really late.
Ross: Oh come on, not again.
Rachel: I know. I'm sorry. Look, I'll make a deal with you ok? Hmm.
Rachel: For every night that you're asleep before I get home from work... Yeah. I will wake you up in a way that's proved very popular in the past.
只要你在我回家以前睡着 对。 我就用你以前很喜欢的方法把你唤醒。
Ross: Now, if you need to stay late, I wanna be supportive of that.
Phoebe: Hi. Hey.
Joey: Look at you. Since when do you rollerblade?
Phoebe: Oh! Since tomorrow. I met this really cute guy in the park and he like you know, jogs, and blades, and swims, and so, you know we made a deal, he's gonna, teach me how to do all sorts of jock stuff.
Ross: And what are you gonna do for him?
Phoebe: I'm gonna let him.
All: Ok. Cool.
Monica: Morning. Hey.
Rachel: Somebody got in late last night.
Monica: Yeah well, I, ran into Richard. What?
Rachel: When did this happen? Oh, um, around 8:02. We ah, talked for a little while, and then um, we went out for an innocent burger.
Phoebe: Oh, there's no such thing as an innocent burger.
Ross: Why, are you gonna see him again?
Monica: Tomorrow night.
Rachel: Monica, what're you doing?
Chandler: Well, she spent the last six months getting over him, and now she's celebrating that by going on a date with him.
Monica: It's not a date, ok? I'm just gonna teach him how to make lasagna for some potluck
dinner he has.注释：potluck:百味餐(参加者带食物分享)。
Joey: Well, you might wanna make a little extra, because, you know, you'll probably be hungry after the sex.
Monica: We're not gonna have sex! Ok, nothing's changed here. He still doesn't want children and I still do, so that's why we're just gonna be friends.
Ross: Naked friends.
Rachel: Hey. Hey.
Rachel: Do you have any ice?
Joey: Check the freezer. If there's none in there, then we're probably out. Are you just getting in from work? It's late.
Rachel: Yeah, I know. I had the greatest day though, I got to sit in on the meeting with the reps from Calvin Klein.
I I told my boss I liked this line of lingerie, she ordered a ton of it. How was your day?
Joey: I discovered I'm able to count all of my teeth using just my tongue.
Rachel: Hmm. Umm, why do you have a copy of The Shining in your freezer?
Joey: Oh, I was reading it last night, and I got scared, so...
Rachel: But ah, you're safe from it if it's in the freezer?
Joey: Well, safer. You know, I mean I never start reading The Shining, without making sure we've got plenty of room in the freezer, you know.
Rachel: How often do you read it?
Joey: Haven't you ever read the same book over and over again?
Rachel: Well, umm, I guess I read Little Women more than once. But I mean that's a classic, what's so great about The Shining?
Joey: The question should be, Rach, what is not, so great about The Shining.
Ok? And the answer would be: nothing. All right? This is like the scariest book ever. I bet it's way better than that classic of yours.
Rachel: Ok. Ah, well, we'll just see about that, ok? I will read The Shining, and you, will read Little Women.
Joey: All right, you got it. All right. Ok. Ok.
好，没问题。 没问题。 行。 行。
Joey: Ah, now Rach, these ah, these little women. Yeah.
Joey: How little are they? I mean, are they like scary little?
Phoebe: Oh, Chandler, Ross, this is Robert. Oh, hey. Hi. Hey.
哦，钱德、罗斯，这是劳勃。 哦，嘿。 嘿。 嘿。
Phoebe: You've have lipstick right here. Um, that's ok, it's mine, we just kissed. Oh.
Chandler: So isn't it ah, a bit cold out for shorts?
Robert: Well, I'm from California.
Chandler: Right, right. Sometimes you guys just burst into flame.