Phoebe and Monica: Hey.
Joey: Is ah, is Chandler around?
Monica: No, umm, he met some girl at the coffee house. Oooh. Yeah, Ginger something.
他在咖啡厅跟一个女的有约。 哦。 金吉儿什么的。
Joey: Nooo. No, no, ah, are you sure it wasn't something that sounded like Ginger, like ah, Gingeer?
Monica: No, it was Ginger. I remember, because when he told me, I said, 'the movie star.'
Joey: Aww, man. That's the girl I was hiding from. When she finds out he's my roommate, she's gonna tell him what I did.
Monica: Well, what did you do?
Joey: What, oh, oh, oh, no, no, I can't, I can't tell you that, it's like the most awful, horrible thing I've ever done my whole life.
Monica: But you know what? Don't tell us. We'll just wait until Chandler gets home, because it'll be more fun that way. All right! ! Ok.
但你知道吗？别告诉我们。等钱德回家再说，那样更好玩。 好！！ 好的。
Joey: Aw...Ok, it was like four years ago. Ok, Ginger and I'd gone out a few times, and then this one weekend, we went up to her Dad's cabin.
Just me, her, and her annoying little dog Pepper. Well, that night, I cooked this really romantic dinner...
Monica: You gave her food poisoning! ?
Joey: I wish. No. After dinner, me, her, and Pepper all fell asleep in front of the fire.
Well I woke up in the middle of the night and I saw that the fire was dying out. So, I picked up a log and threw it on. Or, at least what I thought was a log.
Phoebe: Oh my God! ! You threw Pepper on the fire!
Joey: I wish. See, I guess another thing I probably should've told you about Ginger is that she kinda has a ah, artificial leg.
Monica: Oh my God!
Monica: Joey, what did you do after you threw her leg on the fire?
Joey: I ran! !
Chandler: Well, that's the best kiss I've had with anybody I met in a men's room.
Ginger: Actually, me too.
Chandler: Op, foot in a puddle, foot all in a puddle.
Ginger: Oh damn, I hate that.
Chandler: Yeah, we're gonna have to get you out of those shoes. Oh, don't worry about it. No, really, you're gonna, you're gonna freeze.
你得把鞋子脱掉。 哦，不用紧张。 不，真的，你会冻坏的。
Ginger: No, I'm not.
Chandler: Huh, you're not? what do you, what do you got, a bionic foot?
Ginger: Someday, maybe.
Rachel: Funny book?
Ross: Hmmm. Oh, no, no, I'm just thinking about something funny I heard today. Umm, Mark, Mark saying 'I'll see you Saturday.'
Rachel: Yeah, at the lecture, I told you that last week, you said you didn't mind.
Ross: Oh, no, no, no, it's it's not the lecture ah, I mind, umm...
Rachel: Oh, please tell me it's not because I'm going with Mark.
Ross: Oh, well... Oh my God! ! Ross! ! Well, I'm sorry, but ah, look if you're not working with him anymore, I, why do you still have to do stuff with him?
这个嘛 我的天！！ 罗斯！！对不起，不过你们已经不是同事了。为什么还要混在一起。
Rachel: Because, he's my friend.
Ross: Ok, but do you really need another friend? I mean...
Rachel: Ok, well, if I stop playing with Joey and Chandler, can I play with Mark?
Ross: Is that funny? Am I supposed to be laughing?
Rachel: I don't know, you thought 'See you Saturday' was funny.
Look honey, Mark is in fashion ok? I like having a friend that I can share this stuff with. You guys would never wanna go to a lecture with me.
Ross: Pa haa! ! I would love to go with you. Really! ?
Ross: Yeah, hey I I have clothes, I even pick them out. I mean for, for all you know I could be a fashion...monger.
Rachel: Ok. Honey, I would love for you to go with me. What?
Ross: What should I wear, now I'm all nervous.
Monica: You know they say a watched pot never beeps.
Phoebe: It's just you know, it's been a couple of hours, and...she hasn't called. Not that I even care. I don't.
Monica: Phoebe why don't you just call her? You obviously want to.
Phoebe: You think you know me so well.
Monica: Don't you wanna? Yeah.
Monica: Ok, so I do know you.
Phoebe: That's what I said.
Monica: Well so?
Phoebe: I can't. I can't. She dumped me, I mean I totally trusted her and then one day it was 'Ok, bye Pheebs'...Gone.
You know the saddest part is is, when we were playing together, that was like the most fun I've ever had in like all my lives.
Leslie: My favorite shoes, so good to me. I wear them everyday. Down at the heel, holes in the toes. Don't care what people say.
My feet's best friends, pals to the end. With them I'm one hot chickie. Though late one night, not much light, I...
Phoebe: I stepped in something icky.
Phoebe and Leslie: Sticky shoes, sticky shoes, always make me smile. Sticky shoes, sticky shoes, next time I'll...avoid the...pillleeeee.
黏黏的鞋子，黏黏的鞋子。永远让我破涕为笑。黏黏的鞋子，黏黏的鞋子，下次我要 躲开 泥巴堆。
Lecturer: We're beginning to see a lot of layering of sheer fabrics and colors. For instance a sheer navy blouse over a pink...
Ross: I'm really glad we came. You're so pretty. I love you. Oh.
Phoebe: smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault.
Leslie: Wow, that's great. Oh, yeah!
Leslie: You know you could totally sell this. It'd be perfect for like umm, a kitty litter campaign.
Phoebe: I...a jingle? No, no no no, no.
Leslie: What? Why not? You make a ton of money.
Phoebe: Ok, well, if I was in this for the money, I would be a millionaire by now, you know. Yeah, you you just gotta get out of that jingle head sweetie.
Leslie: Ah, you're right, you're right. I'm sorry.
Phoebe: That's ok. All right, I'm gonna play a song now that's really, really sad. Ok, it's called Magician Box Mix Up.
Lecturer:...oversized bracelets, oversized earrings, oversizing of accessories in general is very popular now.