Monica: Hi! Hey.
Monica: Oh, can I borrow this? My milk's gone bad.
Chandler: Oh, I hate that. I once had a thing for half and half, stole my car.
Monica: So umm, how was your date with Ginger?
Chandler: Great. It was great. She's ah, she's great, great looking, great personality, she's greatness.
Monica: Sounds like she's got the ah, whole package.
Chandler: Joey told you about the leg, huh? Uh huh.
Chandler: Oh God, it freaked me out. Ok, I know it shouldn't have, but it did. I mean I like her, I don't wanna stop seeing her, but every so often it's like 'Hey, you know what, where's your leg?'
I mean I'm the smallest person in the world aren't I? I'm the smallest person in the world. Morning. Actually he's the smallest person in the world.
我是全世界最渺小的人，是吧？我是全世界最渺小的人。 早安。 其实他才是全世界最渺小的人。
Joey: Heard about the leg burning huh?
Chandler: It came up.
Joey: Listen, I ah, I know it's a long shot. But, by any chance did she find that funny?
Ross: So I nodded off a little.
Rachel: Nodded off! ! Ross you were snoring. My father's boat didn't make that much noise when it hit rocks!
Ross: Come on! Forty five minutes! Forty five minutes the man talked about strappy backed dresses.
Rachel: Okay, how about four hours in a freezing museum auditorium Iistening to Professor "Pitstains" say: "Hey everybody, remember that thing that died a gazillion years ago? Well, here's a little bone we didn't know it had!"
Ross: First of all it's Professor Pitain! And second of all, that little bone, proved that that particular dinosaur had wings, but didn't fly.
Rachel: Ok, see now, what I just heard: blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah, blah.
Ross: You know what, 100 million people went to see a movie about what I do, I wonder how many people would go see a movie called, Jurassic Parka.
Rachel: Oh, that is so... No no no, a bunch of out of control jackets take over an island.
Rachel: You know, if what I do is so lame, then why did you insist on coming with me this morning? Huh? Was it so I just wouldn't go with Mark?
Ross: No. I...I wanted to be with you.
I don't know, I feel like lately, I feel like you're slipping away from me, you know? With this new job, and all these new people, and got this whole other life going on.
I I I know it's dumb, but I, I just hate that I'm not a part of it.
Rachel: It's not dumb. But, maybe it's ok that you're not a part of it. You know what I mean? I mean it's like, I I I like that you're not involved in that part of my life.
Ross: That's a little clearer.
Rachel: Honey see, it doesn't mean that I don't love you. Because I do. I love you, I love you so much.
But my work it's it's for me you know, I'm out there, on my own, and I'm doing it and it's scary but I love it, because it's mine. I, but, I mean is that ok?
Ross: Sure, I I I...
Ginger: You're thinking about my leg aren't you?
Chandler: No. No. Actually I forgot, what is the deal with that again?
Ginger: It's ok if it bothers you. Really. I mean the only thing I need to know is: 'How much it bothers you?' because I don't like wasting my time. Am I wasting my time?
Chandler: No. No. I don't think so.
Ginger: Ok. It's just like anything else, you just have to get used to it.
Ginger: What's that?
Chandler: That's that's my nubbin.
Ginger: What's a nubbin?
Chandler: It's kind of a ah, a third nipple kinda thing.
Ginger: You have three nipples?
Chandler: Well, you know, two regulars. And ah one that barely qualifies as...Ahh, what?
Ginger: Nothing. I, I just remembered I have to leave.
Chandler: You ah, you have, you have to leave, now? How come?
Ginger: Ah well, it's nubbin. Nothing! Umm. You know what, Um um I'll see you later. Ok.
Phoebe: Oh, I thought you weren't coming. What? Where were you? Come here, come here. Ok, don't get mad, ok?
Phoebe: Ok, don't give me a reason to get mad, ok.
Leslie: I played smelly Cat for the people at my old ad agency, they went nuts.
Phoebe: No, look, I I told you that I didn't want you to try and sell it, and you just, you big fat did it anyway.
God, you know what, I think five years ago I probably would've done anything to play with you but, I can do it by myself all right? And if I can't trust you then just forget it.
Leslie: No, no, I don't wanna forget it.
Phoebe: Ok you know what, you have to choose.
All right, if if the most important thing on the planet to you is this cat poopy thing then, ok you can have smelly Cat, but we won't be partners. So what's it gonna be?
Leslie: smelly cat, smelly cat... Problem odor in the litter box? Don't change your kitty, change your kitty litter.
Monica: Sorry, Pheebs. Yeah. You ok?
Phoebe: Yeah. I actually am, yeah. 'Cause you know life life's gonna hand you all kinds of stuff, you know you learn your little lessons and hopefully you grow.
Wanna hear a new song? Yeah. Oh, we'd love too.
要听新歌吗？ 当然。 太好了。
Phoebe: Ok. 'Jingle bitch screwed me over! Go to hell jingle whore! Go to hell go to hell. Go to hell hell hell.' That's all I have so far.
Chandler: Well hello!
Joey: Where have you been?
Chandler: The doctor.
Ross: Is everything okay?
Chandler:Oh yes! Just had me a little nubbin ectomy. Yep! Two nipples, no waiting.
Monica: Wow! It's like Rachel in high school.
Rachel: What? !
Monica: Come on! Come on, I was kidding! It was such an obvious joke!
Chandler: That was an obvious joke, and I didn't think of it. Why didn't I think of it? The source of all my powers. Oh dear God, what have I done!
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