Mischa: He says he was too.
他说他也是。
Phoebe: Interesting.
有意思。
Mischa: So I was wondering...
我在想
Phoebe: Ok, ah, before you get all talky again, umm, could you also please tell Sergei, that I really like his suit.
好，趁你们还没开口说话，麻烦你告诉塞尔吉，我很喜欢他的西装。
Mischa: Eh, he said, thank you very much, he thinks you look very pretty tonight, your hair, golden like the sun. So you're a chef?
他说，“谢谢你，你今晚很美”您的秀发如阳光闪闪发亮。这么说你是个厨师？
Monica: I'm also thinking about opening up my own restaurant. Oh, really?
我打算自己开一间餐厅。 哦，真的？
Phoebe: Monica, can I talk to you behind my menu, please. What were you doing?
莫妮卡，跟你说几句悄悄话好吗。你这是干什么？
Monica: Well, I was having a conversation.
我在聊天啊。
Phoebe: Yeah but, Mischa is so interested in you, that Sergei and I haven't been able to say two words to each other.
没错但，米夏对你非常有意思，塞尔吉跟我根本说不上话。
Monica: What do you want me to do? To sit here silently while the three of you have a conversation?
你要我安安静静地坐着？听你们三个人说话？
Phoebe: That would be great. Thank you.
那太好了。谢谢你。
Rachel: Hello!
你好！
Mark: Oh, hi. It's Mark. Oh.
哦，嗨，我是马克。 哦。
Mark: What? Is it my breath?
怎么？我有口臭吗？
Rachel: No! Sorry, I just thought you were somebody else. Hi!
没有！对不起，我以为是别人打来的。嘿！
Mark: Hi. Well, look, I was just gonna leave a message, isn't tonight your, your big anniversary dinner?
嘿。我只是打来留话的，今晚不是你的周年纪念日吗？
Rachel: Well, umm... Rach, are you ok?
啊 瑞秋，你没事吧？
Rachel: Yeah, I'm fine.
我没事。
Mark: You wanna talk, I mean I can come over?
你想聊聊吗？我可以过来。
Rachel: No! Really, no, please, that's, that's ok.
别了！真的不必了，没关系。
Mark: All right, all right, I'm coming over, and I'm bringing Chinese food.
好，好，我带中国菜过来。
Rachel: Oh, yeah, I'm not, I'm not hungry.
哦，我不饿。
Mark: It's for me. Oh. Ok, bye.
是我要吃的。 哦。好吧，再见。
Joey: So what're you gonna do?
你打算怎么办？
Ross: What can I do? One person wants to break up, you break up.
我能怎么办？对方想分手，就只能分手了。
Chandler: Hey, no way! Come on, this is you guys, call her and work it out.
嘿，才不是这么回事！你是男人，打电话去和好。
Ross: Oh come on, we just had this huge fight, all right? don't I have to wait a while?
哦，得了，我们刚刚才大吵一架，好吗？不用先等一段时间吗？
Chandler: Hey, this isn't like swimming after you eat, pick up the phone! !
又不是刚吃完饭不能游泳，去打电话！！
Chandler: You know that whole swimming thing is a myth.
你知道吧，吃完饭不能游泳其实是个传言。
Joey: Yeah, tell that to my Uncle Lenny.
没错，去跟我蓝尼叔叔说吧。
Chandler: Why? What happened to him?
为什么？他怎么了？
Joey: Nothing, he just really believes in that.
没咋地，只不过他非常相信这回事。
Rachel: Oh, and then, we got into this big stupid fight. I just, it was awful.
哦，然后，我们大吵一架，弄得很僵。
I told him he treats me like a park ranger, or something, oh and then, aw, I told him I wanted to take a break, I don't wanna take a break.
我说他把我当公园管理员什么的，然后，我告诉他我想分手，我不想分开。
Mark: Wow. I'm sorry. Egg roll?
我真替你难过。蛋卷？
Rachel: No. And then I called him, and he wasn't there.
不。然后我打电话给他，他不在家。
Mark: Well, then he's, he's probably just, out.
他、他大概只是出去了。
Rachel: Oh, thank you that's very helpful, I'm glad you came over.
谢谢你，你说的话好有用，你来了可真好。
Rachel: Hello. Hi! It's me.
你好。 嗨！是我。
Rachel: Hi! Oh, I'm so glad you called.
嗨！哦，很高兴你打来。
Ross: Really? I've been thinking, this is crazy, I mean don't, don't you think we can work on this?
真的？这太荒谬了，你不觉得，我们可以沟通吗？
Mark: Hey, what do you wanna drink?
嘿，你想喝什么？
Ross: Who's that?
那是谁？
Rachel: Nobody.
没有人。
Mark: Is it ok if I finish the apple juice?
我可以把苹果汁喝光吗？
Ross: Is that Mark?
那是马克吗？
Rachel: Umm, honey, look, he just came over to... Yeah! Got it!
哦，亲爱的，他只是过来 好！我懂了！
Chloe: Hey, dinosaur guy, look at you so sad. Come dance.
嘿，恐龙先生，看你这么伤心。来跳舞吧。
Ross: Ah, that's ok, thanks.
呃，没关系，谢谢你。
Chloe: Hey, you don't have to smile. You just have to dance. Look, I don't feel like dancing, I feel like having a drink. Ok? Oh, ok. Hey, two beers.
嘿，你不必笑。只要跳舞就好了。 我不想跳舞，我想喝酒。好吗？ 哦，成。两瓶啤酒。
Mischa: And the vet said it was time. And so from half a world away, while my Mother held the phone to his ear, I said goodbye to my dog, in seven languages.
兽医跟我说它时候到了。我在地球的另一端，我母亲把电话拿到它耳朵旁边，我用七种语言跟我的狗说再见。
Monica: Can I have a tissue? Oh, yeah, sure. I just, hope you, don't accidentally suck it up through your nose and choke on it.
给我一张面纸好吗？ 哦，没问题。希望你，不会不小心吸进鼻子里呛死。
Mischa: Sergei, would like to apologize for my behavior tonight.
塞尔吉说，为我今晚的言行道歉。
Phoebe: Well, tell him, apology accepted.
跟他说，“我接受他的道歉”。
Mischa:...Oh, he's unbelievable. I mean for the first time in three years someone actually wants to talk to me, but do you think he would let me enjoy that, no! !
哦，真没想到。这么多年来第一次有人想跟我说话，但你想他会让我这么好过吗？当然不会！！
You silly diplomat, why don't you learn some English, Sergei?
你这个笨外交官，为什么自己不学英文，谢尔盖？
Phoebe: Excuse me, but umm, isn't he paying for your dinner?
对不起，你的晚餐，不是他付账的吗？
Monica: Hey, the man's dog just died.
嘿，人家的狗才刚过世。
Mischa: I have just resigned my post. Would you care to accompany me to the Rainbow Room? I have diplomatic coupons.
我辞职了，你愿不愿意陪我到彩虹厅？我有外交官折价券。
Monica: It will be my pleasure. My guy has coupons. Your guy can't even say coupons.
这是我的荣幸。我的男伴有折价券。你的男伴连“折价券”都不会讲。
Sergei: Uh, plate.
盘子。
Phoebe: Plate! Yes, plate. Plate. Plate. Plate.
盘子！对，盘子。 盘子。盘子。盘子。
Phoebe: See, we don't need them. Plate? Yeah.
看，我们不需要他们。 盘子？ 对。
Ross: I like this song.
我喜欢这首歌。
Chloe: Well, you're practically dancing already. Why don't you just do it over here? Oh, no.
你等于已经在跳舞了。不如到这里来跳吧？ 哦，不。
Chloe: What? Are you married? 'Cause that's ok.
你已婚了，是吧？也无所谓。
Rachel: Oh, be home, be home, be home, be home, be home, be home. Be home. Be home, be home. Oh, you're not home.
哦，在家 哦，你不在家。
Chloe: Still no smile?
还是不笑？
Sergei: Tuchi, tuchi, Miss Americccan pie. Ameri ccan. Ameri can. Ameri ccan. Ameri can. You know it's a very hard language. Let's do it again. Tuchi, tuchi, Miss Americccan pie.
美国派小姐。美国的 这种语言很难学。再来一次。 美国派小姐。