Monica: So the going for help went well?
Joey: Yeah yeah, smokey Joe here got half way to the highway and collapsed.
Chandler: I have the lung capacity of a two year old.
Monica: Then why are you smoking?
Chandler: Well it's very unsettling.
Ross:.right? Right? I mean it's pretty unbelievable you know, I mean they just took off, took off without even looking back.
You know I don't, I don't need them, huh, I've got you guys now as friends, you and Susan.
Carol: Ah, Susan will be so pleased.
Ross: 717? Where's 717? Hey, you have more of these for Susan right?
Carol: No. But it's ok, I'll just put out pickles or something.
Phoebe: Ross, thank God. Pheebs? What, why are you whispering?
Phoebe: I ate a bug.
Monica: Hey Rach, the tampons here are only a penny. Let's stock up.
Phoebe: Listen Ross, we ran out of gas, and we don't know where we are, so we can't get a tow truck.
Ross: Oh, now you wanna favor? Yes, please.
Ross: Well, oh, I'm I'm sorry your car broke down Pheebs, but I'm a little too busy with some of my real friends right now, but please call to let me know you got home safely ok?
Carol: Phoebe, hang on a second. Here, take my car, go pick up your friends.
Ross: No, I'm not gonna pick them up. Listen, we both know you're gonna do it 'cause you're not a jerk. Ok?
不，我才不要去接他们。 我们都知道你会去 因为你不是混♥蛋。对吗？
So you can either sulk here for a half hour and then go pick them up, or save us both time and sulk in the car. No, Rachel doesn't want me to.
Carol: Look, I I I am sorry that Rachel dumped you 'cause she fell in love with that Mark guy, and you are the innocent victim in all of this, but don't punish your friends for what Rachel did to you.
Ross: Yeah, you're right.
Carol: Phoebe hang on a second Ross wants to tell you something. What? You slept with someone else? !
Ross: We were on a break! !! Ok? ! We were, we were.yeah. Where are you? I'll find you.
Carol: You slept with another woman?
Ross: Oh, you you're you're one to talk.
Joey: Ok, done.
Monica: What's 'pleh'?
Joey: That's 'help' spelled backwards so that the helicopters can read it from the air!
Monica: Huh. What's dufus spelled backwards?
Rachel: Oh, oh, car! Car! ! Ugh! !!
Phoebe: Oh, it's Ross on one of his drives! Chandler and Hey! ! Hi!
哦，罗斯出来兜风了！ 嘿！！ 嘿！
Rachel: What is he doing here? !
Ross: He is saving your butt, ah, unless of course I'm stepping on some toes here, in which case I can just mosey on, I've got plenty of people to help on the Interstate.
All: No! Come on!
Rachel: All right! ! Fine! Fine. Arrrghh! !
Chandler: Oh no, now it's not gonna make any sense!
Phoebe: You guys, what, what do we do about Ross, he drove all the way up here? What do we do? Just like send him back and we're gonna go skiing?
Chandler: Oh, this is horrible, it's just horrible.
Joey: You guys, you think we should ask Ross to come along?
Monica: I know, what about Rachel? I mean how are we even gonna ask her?
Rachel: Ask me what?
Monica: Umm, if ah, it might be ok if Ross came skiing?
Chandler, Phoebe, and No, I wasn't gonna ask you that, no.
Rachel: You guys are unbelievable. No! He cannot come.
Ross: Excuse me? It's horrible.
Ross: Oh please, can't I come to your special, magical cabin?
Rachel: Why would you even wanna come Ross? You're a horrible skier.
Ross: Oh oh, hitting me where it hurts, my ski skills.
Monica: Here we go again.
Joey: I I can't handle this, you guys.
Chandler: You know I can handle it, handle's my middle name. Actually it's the ah, the middle part of my first name.
Ross: All right Pheebs, your cab's ready.
Rachel: All right, let's go!
Ross: You're welcome.
Rachel: Oh, I'm sorry, were you speaking to me or sleeping with someone else?
Ross: We were on a break! Oh, you know Ross, why don't you put that on your answering machine!
Ross: Hey hey, it's valid ok? And I'm not the only one who thinks so, Monica agrees with me.
Rachel: What? !
Monica: I don't know.
Ross: That's what you said last night.
Monica: What I said was, was that I understood. Joey's the one who agreed with you! Ok.
Rachel: Really Joey?
Phoebe: You know what, but there is, there is no right or wrong, here.
Rachel: No, I think it's very obvious who's wrong here.
Ross: Obviously not to Joey.
Ross: Look both, Joey and Monica feel the same way that I do. No no no no.
Chandler: Guys, guys, guess who I am? !
Phoebe: Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! ! Hey! !! Look what you're doing to Chandler! ! Yeah, look, we know this is really, really hard for you guys. Ok?
You don't, all right you don't have to love each other, ok? You don't, you don't even have to like each other much right now.
But please, you have to figure out a way to be around each other.
Joey: Yeah, and not put us in the middle.
Phoebe: Yeah, otherwise, I mean that's, that's, that's it for us hanging out together. You know is that what you want? Can you be civil?
Ross: I can.
Phoebe: Ok. Good, all right, let's get back in the car, 'cause it's freezing, and my chest is unsupported.
Joey: Oh wait, wait, wait a second, I mean, what are we doing? Who's going with who?
Ross: Look, you guys, you guys should go. No, I'm, you know, you planned this all out, and.I don't wanna ruin it, so you guys should just go.
Joey: Come on man, you drove all the way up here.
Ross: No, no, really, I've got to take the car back anyway, I'm spending all day tomorrow with Ben, It's fine, ok? You, just go, no guilt I promise.
Rachel: Thank you.
Monica: All right, we'll call you when we get back. Ok.
Phoebe: Maybe we can like go to a movie or something. Ok.
Phoebe: Or, or the rodeo! !
Ross: That would be great. Ok!
Chandler: I was being Shelly Winters from The Poseidon Adventure.
Ross: I know!
Phoebe: Bye! !!
Carol: Ugh. Ross!
Ross: Hi! Sorry I'm late. Were you sleeping? Ahh, nooo! !
Ross: Oh, great! Listen, oh I had to get you a whole new battery. I got you the best one I could, 'cause that's not where you wanna skimp.
Carol: You're a genius, Ross. Yeah, well it came to about $112, but what the hell, just call it an even 110?
Carol: Ok, I'll pay you tomorrow. Ok. Ok, bye! !
好，明天给你。 行。 再见！！
Ross: So they ah, they all took off, it was pretty hard watching them go, you know?
Carol: Yeah, ok, bye.
Ross: So I'm gonna take off then!