Monica: Oh, what's so funny?
Joey: Oh, nothing, no. It's an acting exercise, I'm practicing my fake laugh.
Joey: What what's so funny?
Gunther: Oh, no no, no no no, there's none of that in here.
Chandler: Oh come on man! At least let me finish this last one.
Gunther: Ok, but only if you give me a drag.
Gunther: Ohhh. Oh dark mother, once again I suckle at your smokey teat.
Chandler: No no, why don't you hold on to that one.
Chandler: Ok, that's like the least fun game ever.
Rachel: Well, I'm really sick of your smoking, so I brought something that is going to help you quit.
Chandler: Oh. Nope, that patch is no good.
Rachel: Come on, it's a hypnosis tape. This woman at work used it for two weeks straight and she hasn't smoked since. Pffhah.
Rachel: What's your problem?
Ross: Nothing, it's just that hypnosis is beyond crap.
Rachel: Ross, I watched you get hypnotized in Atlantic City. Hey, that guy did not hypnotize me! Ok?
Rachel: Oh right, 'cause you always pull your pants down at the count of three and play wipe out on your butt cheeks.
Phoebe: All right, you know forget hypnosis. The way to quit smoking is you have to dance naked in a field of heather, and then bath in the sweat of six healthy young men.
Chandler: Or what my father called Thursday night.
Ross: Here you go. Oh, thanks. Oh, you know what, I didn't want cinnamon on this.
Frank: All right!
Phoebe: Oh my God! ! Hi! Hi! Hi! How are you? Frank! Hi! What're you doing here?
天哪！！ 嘿！ 嘿！ 你好吗？ 嘿！弗兰克！ 你怎么来了？
Frank: Oh well, you know, I would've called but I lost your phone number and then ah, my mom locked me out of the house so I couldn't find it.
And then, I tried to find a pay phone, and ah, the receiver was cut off. So.
Phoebe: What happened?
Frank: Ah, oh, the ah, vandalism.
Phoebe: But, also, what happened between you and your mom?
Frank: Well, we got into a fight ah, 'cause she said I was to immature to get married.
Phoebe: You're getting married? ! Oh, yeah! yeah! Wow!
你要结婚了？！ 哦，是啊！ 哇哦！
Phoebe: My little brother's getting married! !
Frank: Oh, I knew you'd be so cool about this. All right, ah, hey, do you wanna meet her?
Phoebe: Do I?
Frank: Do you?
Phoebe: Yeah, I do, yeah. Ok, cool, all right, she's just ah, parking the truck. I'm gonna, I'm gonna go get my ah, my fiancee man!
Chandler: You know, I would've bet good money that he'd be the first one of us to get married.
Phoebe: Yeah, isn't it fantastic?
Monica: Yeah, ah, but Pheebs, don't you think he's a little young to get married?
Phoebe: What, he's 18.
Ross: Exactly, it'll be illegal for him to drink at his own bachelor party.
Joey: Yeah, or or to get a hooker.
Chandler: Always illegal Joe.
Frank: Hey! Hey! This is ah, my fiancee, Mrs. Knight.
Alice: You know it it's funny, um, Frank told me so much about you, but your not how I pictured you at all.
Phoebe: Yeah, I'm a big surprise.
Ross: Here you go. Oh, thank you. Oh, yeah, yeah. Here, grab a seat.
来这儿。 哦谢谢。 好。坐吧。
Monica: So, um, how how did you guys meet?
Frank: Well um, I was in ah Mrs. Knight's ah, I mean Alice, sorry, Alice, I always do that. I was in her ah, Home Ec class.
Alice: And he was my best student.
Frank: Yeah, she was my best teacher. Ohhh.
Chandler: If that doesn't keep kids in school, what will?
Ross: And so now you guys are gonna be married?
Alice: Yeah. You know we we talked about just living together, but um, we wanna have kids right away.
Rachel: Oh my God! ! Great!
Phoebe: Wow, kids. Frank, are you sure you're ready for that?
Frank: I mean, how hard can it be? You know, I mean, you know, babies, you know who doesn't want babies right?
And besides you know, I never had a dad around, and ah, now now I always will, 'cause you know, it'll be me. Right?
Alice: You know, I mean, really we do realize that there's an age difference between us.
Phoebe: Oh good! Ok. 'Cause you were acting like you didn't.
Alice: Oh no, but when it comes to love, what's age matter?
Hypnosis Tape: You are falling fast asleep. Deeper. Deeper. Deeper. You are now completely asleep. You don't need to smoke. Cigarettes don't control you.
You are a strong, confident woman, who does not need to smoke. A strong, confident woman.
Monica: And you know what, I just realized, in the last year I've only gone out with two guys, Richard and Julio.
You gotta help me out here, you gotta set me up, you gotta get me back in the game.
Rachel: Well, that shouldn't be a problem. I mean I work in fashion and all I meet are eligible straight men.
Monica: Pete, can I get you something else?
Pete: Yeah, a slice of cheesecake and and a date if you're giving 'em out.
Monica: Haven't you and I covered that topic?
Pete: Hmm, come on, you just said to her that you. Aww, you only wanna go out with me because my blond wig, and the big boobs, and the fact that I serve you food.
Pete: Well, if that were true, I'd dating my Aunt Ruth. And the two times we went out were just plain awkward. Come on, you think she should go out with me, don't you?
Rachel: Well, I mean, are you sure you wanna go out with her? I mean that ain't a pretty picture in the morning, you know what I mean.
That wig all in disarray, and boobs flung over the night stand, you know.
Monica: I mean really, think about it. Ho ho, I will.