Phoebe: No, I know, I know, that this is Frank's life, you know. You know, I don't want to be all judgmental, you know, but this is sick, it's sick and wrong!
Ross: Pheebs, what, is it the age thing?
Phoebe: No no, oh, I'm fine with the age thing you know, until it starts sticking its tongue down my little brother's throat!
Joey: Pheebs, he seems to enjoy it.
Phoebe: But, I mean, do you think he's gonna enjoy it when he's up to his elbows in the diapers from all the babies they have to have right away? !
This is not fair to Frank, and it it's not fair to the babies, and you know what, it's not good home economics.
Joey: Well, have have you told him how you feel?
Phoebe: Yes. Not out loud.
Ross: Pheebs, he's not a mind reader. We don't know that.
Ross: Pheebs, if you don't tell him, soon he's gonna be married, and then you're gonna hate yourself.
Phoebe: Yeah, but if I do tell him, then he's gonna hate myself. I mean look at him and his Mom, I can't.
But, you guys can, please you guys talk him out of it. No no no no no.
Phoebe: Come on, you guys, you have nothing to lose, I have everything to lose. Do you want me to lose everything? Everything? !
Ross and Joey：No.
Phoebe: Ok, I'm gonna go get Frank.
Joey: So, we're walking down the street and I turn to you and I say, "Hey, let's go hang out at Totally Nude Nudes," remember?
And then, and then, you turn to me and you say, "Nah, let's just hang out at your place." Well, that was a nice move, dumb ass.
Rachel: I think you should definitely go out with this guy. Nah, he just doesn't do anything for me.
Rachel: Monica, last Saturday night, what happened on Walker, Texas Ranger?
Monica: Well, umm, Walker was looking for this big bus load of kids.All right, I get your point. All right. Hi. Hey.
沃克在找一车子的小孩我懂你的意思了。 好的。 嘿。 嘿。
Chandler: You know, I forgot the combination to this about a year ago? I just carry it around. Any ChapStick?
Monica: Uh, yeah. Hey, how are those tapes working out for ya?
Chandler: You know what, pretty good. Yeah? Good! I haven't smoked yet today, I feel great, and and and confident, that is a stunning blouse.
很有效。 是吗？ 我今天还没抽烟清爽又有自信，好漂亮的上衣。
Rachel: Thank you.
Monica: Here you go. Thanks.
Rachel: Hey Mon, let's give Pete a chance. Come on, he was funny, he seems really nice, and that check thing was adorable.
Chandler: What check thing?
Monica: As a joke, this customer at work who has a crush on me gave me a $20,000 tip. His number is on the check, he just did it so I'd call.
Chandler: Pete Becker. Pete.Is this him?
Monica: That's Bill Clinton.
Chandler: Who's he hugging?
Monica: Oh my God! That's Pete! Why why is Bill hugging Pete?
Chandler: This guy invented Moss 865! Every office in the world uses that program!
Rachel: We use it! ! There you go!
Rachel: Oh my God, Monica's gonna go out with a millionaire.
Monica: I'm not gonna go out with him. Why not? ! He's a millionaire!
Monica: So? Oh my God, I can't believe this is a real $20,000 check, oh this is just so exciting.
Monica: Or incredibly offensive. Oh yeah, sure, that too.
Ross: All we're saying is don't rush into anything.
Joey: Yeah, come on, think about it. You're 18, ok, she's 44, when you're 36, she's gonna be 88.
Frank: What, you don't think I know that?
Joey: The point is, there's a lot of women out there you haven't even had sex with yet!
Ross: Yeah, he he's right, he's right. This is your time you know, yeah, you're young, you're you're weird, chicks dig that.
Frank: Ok, but isn't sex better when it's with one person that you really, really care about?
Joey: Yeah, in a poem maybe.
Ross: No the man's right, that's what I had with Rachel.
Frank: You don't have it anymore?
Ross: No, I ah, I slept with someone else.
Frank: Okay, so wait, all right, so how does that make things better?
Ross: It didn't.
Frank: Okay, so what you used to have with Rachel, is what I've got with Alice.
Joey: Now, wh what, what is that like?
Frank: It's so cool man, it's so, it's just 'cause being with her is so much better than like not being with her. Yeah, yeah.
Joey: Why can't I find that? Don't ask me, I had it and I blew it! Well, I want it! You could have it!
我为什么找不到？ 我拥有过，却搞砸了。 我想要！ 你一定可以拥有！
Joey: I don't know, maybe I can't. I mean, maybe there's something wrong with me. Oh, no! No! It's out there man! I've seen it! I got it! !
我不知道，也许我不能，我的意思是，也许我有毛病。 哦，不！不！ 你会找到的。我见过，也拥有了！！
Joey: Then you hold on to it! All right, man! !
Joey: All right, congratulations you lucky bastard!
Phoebe: You're Frank's best man? !
Joey: I couldn't help it, their love is so pure.
Phoebe: Well uh, what about you? ! Huh? !
Ross: I'm the ring bearer.
Phoebe: Hi! Oh, Alice, hi! Thanks. I'm so glad you could come, 'cause I've got a real umm, Home Ec emergency.
Alice: Oh my God, who died on this? !
Phoebe: Yeah, I know. It's a real mustard tastrophe, yeah. Can you help me?
Alice: Absolutely. Ok, first we'll start with a little club soda and salt, and then if that doesn't work we can go back to.
Phoebe: You know what, forget it. It's ruined.
Alice: Oh no no, never say that. If we can't get it out then we can cut around the stain, add a little lace, you make a stylish throw.
Phoebe: Or instead, maybe you could just not marry my brother Frank.
Pete: Ok, that's great, but can we make it smaller? Can we make it fit on the head of a pin? I love when we make things fit on the head of a pin.
All: Got it. Yeah, ok. You have a Miss Monica Geller here.
Pete: Uh, absolutely, yeah, send her in. Hi.
Monica: What the hell is this?
Pete: Hang on a second. I'll I'll talk to you in the morning. I'm sorry what?
Monica: Seriously, what is this supposed to mean?
Pete: Well, you know, I never know how much to tip.
Monica: You're supposed to double the tax. Not double the tax of Romania.
I mean, what's what's the deal? Are you, are you trying to buy me? Is this the way you get girls to go out with you? Umm, I'm still here