Gunther: Here you go. Thank you.
Gunther: Say Rachel, I was wondering if you'd like to go to a movie with me sometime. As my lover!
Nnnsch, too out there. Maybe you just'd like to ah, get something to eat with me sometime? As my lover.
Mark: Hi! Hi! All right, let's go shopping! ! I got a positive balance on my credit card and I wanna use it up before Citibank goes under.
Mark: Good idea. Good idea. Um, before we go, you know, there's, there's something I need to say. Oh, okay. ok.
好主意，好主意。走之前我有话要说。 哦，好吧。 好。
Mark: I've kind of had this ah, this crush on you. But since you were with Ross, I I didn't do anything about it. But, now that you're not, I'd really like to ask you out sometime.
So so that's that's what I'm doing, now.
Rachel: Wow! Umm.
Gunther: I dropped a cup.
Pete:.so you know, that's why, within a few years, that voice recognition is gonna be pretty much standard on any computer you buy.
You know, so you could be like like, 'Wash my car.' 'Clean my room.' It's not gonna be able to do any of those things, but it'll understand what you're saying.
Monica: Oh wow. Would it be able to recognize my voice?.dear?
Pete: Oh yeah. It it'll understand you, but it's gonna make fun of you.
Monica: Oh, this is so great.
Pete: Yeah, it was.
Monica: All right then. Bye.
Monica: Hello, people who do not live here.
All: Hi! Hello!
Monica: I gave you a key for emergencies!
Phoebe: We were out of Doritos.
Ross: Hey, how'd the date go with Mr. Millionaire?
Chandler: Mr. Millionaire, new from Snooty Playthings! Third wife sold separately.
Monica: He's great! I mean we have such a good time together! He's so funny, and sooo sweet, and I'm not attracted to him at all! !
Ross: Still? ! Noo! ! It's driving me crazy. I mean every other way he's like the perfect guy, he has everything. Plus! He actually has everything.
Chandler: Life sized Imperial Stormtroopers from Sharper Image?
Chandler: Wow! ! Can Joey and I put them on and fight?
Joey: Oh mommie, oh daddie, I am a big old baddie! Oh mommie, oh daddie, I am a big old baddie!
Ross: I guess he musta gotten the part in that play. Oh.
Chandler: Yeah, either that, or Gloria Estefan was right, eventually, the rhythm is going to get you.
The Director: Joe. How's it going? Good. Hey.
Joey: Oh, so you're playing Adrienne, huh?
Kate: Yes. Are you one of the retarded cousins?
Joey: Oh, no. Ah, I'm playing your husband, Victor. I'm Joey Tribianni.
Kate: Hi, nice to meet you. Kate Miller.
Joey: So the ah, play's pretty great, huh?
Kate: Oh, yeah. I love Jennifer Banberry's work. She's so brilliantly incisive when it comes to deconstructing the psyche of the American middle class.
Joey: Oh, forget about it. She rocks!
Kate: Where do I know you from?
Joey: Dr. Drake Ramorey. Days of Our Lives. Voted most datable neurosurgeon by Teen Beat.
Kate: No, that's not it. So, you're a soap actor? Well this must be pretty exciting for you being in a real play, hmm?
Joey: Hey, I've done plays before. I'm a serious actor.
Kate: That infomercial! For the milk carton spout thing! You're you're you're the guy he doesn't know how to pour milk! !
Joey: See, I actually can, pour milk, but I got you believe that I couldn't. Now, see, that's acting.
Kate: Right, at the end, you choked on a cookie.
Joey: Yeah, that was real.
Phoebe: Wow! I cannot believe Mark asked you out. I know.
Phoebe: What, so what are you gonna tell him?
Rachel: Well, I told him I would think about it, but I'm gonna tell him no. Huh.
Rachel: I mean I think I'd say no to anybody right now.
Oh, but it was so strange. I mean I'm standing there with this charming, cute guy, who's asking me to go out with him, which I'm allowed to do, and I felt guilty.
You know, like I'd be cheating on Ross or something.
Phoebe: Wow. So, ok, maybe that means that, you're not over Ross yet and you have issues with your father.
Rachel: I don't have any issues with my father. Ok, so it's probably just the Ross thing then.
Joey: I hate this woman! ! I hate her! She told everyone in the company about that infomercial, and now they all keep asking me to open their drinks.
Ok, and whenever I can't do it, they're all like like laughing at me.
Chandler and Joey：Hey!
Ross: So Rachel called. Wants to see me. Going over in a minute.
Joey: Wow, what what do you think she wants?
Ross: Well, maybe the crazy fog has lifted and she realizes that life without me.ah sucks.
Chandler: It's possible. You are very loveable, I'd miss you if I broke up with you. I was just trying to be supportive.
Ross: Then be supportive like a guy.
Chandler: If I broke up with you, I'd miss you.