老友记 第三季 第二十一集
2019年8月17日 16:04

Friends Season 3 Episode 21 : The one With A Chick And A Duck.

老友记第3季第21集: 小鸡和小鸭。

Rachel: So who's idea was it to put everybody in the diner on skates? Oh, some idiot customer put a suggestion in the suggestion box.
是谁出主意,让服务生都穿溜冰鞋的? 哦,某个白♥痴客人投意见箱的。
Phoebe: Oh my God, they took my idea! That was you? ! Yeah! Ok, there you go.
天哪,他们盗用我的想法! 是你?! 是!过去吧。
Gunther: Rachel, I made you a cocoa.
Phoebe: Oh my God, are you guys ok? Are you all right?
Joey: Oh my.
Chandler: Hey. Hey. You know with that goatee you kinda look like Satan.
嘿。 嘿。你留山羊胡有点像撒旦。
Chandler: Oh, so that's why the priest threw holy water on me. Ok, listen, you have to cheer up! Ok?
You should come out with Ross and me, I mean anything is better than sitting around here crying all day about Kate.
Joey: Hey I was crying because, because nobody believed Quincy's theory. Ok?
Ross: Hey! Hey. I'm gonna be on TV! !
嘿! 嘿。 我要上电视了!!
Chandler: No way! Yeah! They're putting together this panel to talk about these fossils they just found in Peru and The Discovery Channel's gonna film it!
Chandler: Oh my God! Who's gonna watch that? !
Ross: Thanks. You ready to go? Yeah.
谢了。可以走了吗? 可以。
Joey: Saw a girl with that vest. Thanks.
我看过一个女生穿那件背心。 谢了。
Anchorwoman: While most of us think of chocolate bunnies and baskets as traditional Easter gifts, some people insist on giving live chicks as presents.
Unfortunately, the sad fact remains, that most of these little guys won't live to see the fourth of July. because of as a result of improper care, they will be dead.
Joey: Yeah, hi. You guys got any of those baby chicks? 'Cause I was watching this ah, commercial on TV and man, those things are cute!
Pete: Hi! Hi! Hey, Pete you're back! Hey, check this out.
嗨! 嗨!彼特,你回来了!你看。
Pete: Wow! Skates!
Monica: Wow! You're a lot sturdier than Chandler. He crumpled like a piece of paper. So how was your trip? Well.
哇哦!你比钱德结实。他像纸一样一撞就倒。旅途顺利吗? 那个
Monica: Oh, what'd you bring me? ! Awww, hotel toiletries from Japan. Oh, these are gonna go in my permanent collection.
Pete: You know what's that says in English? Made in Texas.
Monica: You want some coffee? Yeah, sure, that'd be great. Ok.
要喝咖啡吗? 当然好啊。 好的。
Monica: Regular or decaf?
Pete: Ah, whichever is closest.
Monica: Ok. So ask me what I did today. So what did you do today Pete?
好。 问我今天做了什么。 皮特你今天做了什么?
Pete: I bought a restaurant and I would like you to be the head chef. What? ! Oh.
我买下一家餐厅,想请你当主厨。 啥?!哦。
Monica: Can you believe he just offered me a restaurant?
Rachel: What a jerk! You want me to kick his ass?
Monica: I mean this's been like my dream since I got my first Easy Bake Oven and opened Easy Monica's Bakery.
I mean I would kill for this job. I mean I can totally do this job, and God knows I paid my dues. Aw! Pete's just doing this because he has a crush on me.
Rachel: And you're still not attracted to him at all?
Monica: Hmm, no. I mean how can I accept a restaurant from him? I I I can't. I couldn't even accept a necklace from Stu Vincent in the seventh grade.
Rachel: Yeah, Mon that's totally different. He was your health teacher. Oh, please.
这是两回事。他是你的健康教育老师。 哦,拜托。
Monica: What? Honey. Oh, I am, my side still hurts from when you crashed into me yesterday.
怎么了?亲爱的。 哦,昨天被你撞到的地方好痛。
Monica: Oh God, I'm so sorry. Ow! ! Oh God!
天哪,对不起。 哦!! 天哪!
Ross: Hey you guys! Guess what?
Rachel: Got a job on a river boat?
Ross: You know what I didn't wear this suit for a year because you hated it. Well guess what? You're not my girlfriend anymore so.
Rachel: Oh I see, so this suit is making a point. Right.
我懂了,你想要强调。 对。
Rachel: Now that you're on you're own, you're free to look as stupid as you like.
Ross: You like it, right?
Monica: Oh absolutely. I like it even more on you than I did on Colonel Sanders. Ross! Ross! I'm kidding! Yeah, come here! What what was it you were gonna tell us?
当然,你穿起来比桑德斯上校穿好看多了。罗斯,开玩笑的! 回来! 你要说什么?
Rachel: Yeah. Oh! Was it how you invented the cotton gin? ! Ok, goodbye!
哦!你发明轧棉机的过程?! 好吧,再见!
Monica: Was that a little harsh? Oh, come on, you kidding?
刚才是不是有点太苛刻了? 开什么玩笑?
Don't you remember when you were kids you used to wear that gray sweatsuit and I used to call you the Hindenburg?
Monica: No. My mistake.
不记得。 我错了。
Chandler: So um, after you put the suggestion in the box, how long did it take for the roller skating thing to happen?
Phoebe: Umm, oh, about three months.
Chandler: Ok, so I guess that's about ah, two weeks before the topless thing kicks in.
Joey: Hey! ! Hey!
嘿!! 嘿!
Joey: I got you something! Open it! Open it!
Chandler: Ok. It's a chicken.
Joey: It's cute, huh? Whoa whoa whoa, you guys, do you know anything about chicks?
很可爱吧? 两位,你们了解鸡吗?
Chandler: Fowl? No. Women? Nooo.
Phoebe: Ok, well they are a huge responsibility, especially at this age. They require constant care. They they need just the right food, and lot's and lot's of love.
Joey: Oh, well no problem there.
Chandler: Easy Lenny.
Pete: So? I mean have you thought about it?
Monica: Ok. Here's the thing. Oh no, not the thing. I hate the thing. What's the thing?
是这样的。 哦不,我讨厌“是这样的”。是怎样的?
Monica: I can't do it. I'm sorry, I wish I could, but umm, see, you have these feelings for me.
Pete: Wait, wait, wait, wait, that's that's what you're worried about? If that's the problem, we've got no problem.
Monica: Huh? No! Look, I was gonna tell you this over dinner, but I met somebody else. On my trip. Oh?
哈? 我正打算吃饭时告诉你,我这趟出国认识了一个人。 哦?
Pete: Her name's Ann, she's a journalist. Ahh, we met on the plane. She asked me if she could finish off my peanuts, I thought she said something else, we had a big laugh.
Yeah, I just, I mean I got, I got tired of waiting.
Monica: Oh, that's great! I mean I'm I'm sorry, but I'm so happy for you. And now I can work for you! I guess you can.
哦,太好了!抱歉,但我好为你高兴。我可以为你工作了! 看来可以了。
Monica: Oh my God! Oh, this is incredible! Ohh! All right, you know what? I'm just gonna roll right into that office and and quit!
Pete: All right. Ok. Could you give me a little push? Yeah, sure. Good luck! I'm quitting! ! Woo hoo! I'm ok! ! I'm all right! !
好。 推一下,好吗? 当然可以,祝你好运! 我要辞职了!!我没事!!我很好!!

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