Rachel: Ross! Stop that! Ah, I'm sorry.
罗斯！别闹了！ 抱歉。
Rachel: Come on! I don't want you thinking of me like that anymore!
拜托，别再那样想我了！
Ross: Ahh, sorry, nothing you can do about it. It's one of my ah, rights as the ex boyfriend, huh? Oop, oh yeah!
啊，抱歉，你管不到。这是前任男友的权利，哦，哦耶！
Rachel: Stop it! Cut it out! Cut it out! Ok, ok, I'm sorry, it will never happen.Uh oh! Wait a minute! Wait wait, now there are a hundred of you and I'm the king.
别闹了！够了！够了！ 对不起，我不会再啊哦！等一下！现在有一百个你，我是国王。
Rachel: Rosss. Aw come on, would you grow up? It's no big deal.
罗斯 成熟一点，这又没什么。
Rachel: All right. Fine. Yowzah! !! O kay! ! See what you did, I'm gonna be doing it by myself now. Ok? Aww, come on. That's it. Ow! !!
好吧。很好。 呀！！！ 好吧！！我决定自己换衣服。成吗？ 啊，快点。 就是这样。噢！！！
Ross: Oh my God! Oh ow! All right. Ow! And look, look. Ow! Ok. Ow! Rach? Ow! Ow!
天哪！ 哦！ 好了。 啊！ 听我说。 啊！ 好吧。 啊！ 瑞秋？ 啊！啊！
Ross: Easy. Easy. You have to go to the hospital. Ok?
小心，你得去医院，好吗？
Rachel: Ok, I do. Ok? I really do.
我去。 好吗？ 我真的得去了。
Ross: Ok, I'm gonna get your coat and then I'll I'll put you in a cab. Ok. Oh wait, wait wait, you're not gonna come with me?
我去帮你拿外套，再送你上车。 好的。等等，你不陪我去吗？
Ross: Of course I am. I just have to make a call. Ok. Ok?
当然要。我得先打个电话。 好。 我去了？
Rachel: Thank you. Oww! !! ! God!
谢谢。啊！！！！上帝啊！
Ross: What? ! I wh , what's wrong?
怎么了？
Rachel: I'm sorry, I just can't go to the hospital looking like this.
对不起，我不能这样去医院。
Monica: Does it involve travel? Noo!
跟旅行有关吗？ 没！
Monica: Does it involve clogs? Oh, wait, wait. Clogs, or claws?
跟木屐有关吗？ 木屐还是爪子？
Monica: Clogs. No.
木屐。 没。
Monica: Claws? ! No.
爪子？！ 也没。
Monica: Ok, so it doesn't involve Ross or Rachel or Chandler or Joey. What about Pete? No!
所以不是罗斯和瑞秋，也不是钱德和乔伊。那彼特呢？ 不是！
Monica: What is it? ! What about Pete? I don't know!
怎么样？彼特怎么了？ 我不知道！
Monica: Ok, I feel like I'm talking to Lassie. Great. Phoebe would you just tell me! I can't! !
我好像在跟灵犬莱西说话。菲比，你就直说好吗？ 不行啦！！
Monica: Ok, I gotta go. I, you're so close! No! Ok, does it involve something to do with Pete's computer company?
我得走了。 但是很接近了。 跟彼特的电脑公司有关吗？
Phoebe: Oh, just go. You're never gonna get it!
哦，你走吧。你死也猜不到的！
Chandler: I know. See, yes. That's Yasmine Bleeth, she's a completely different kind of chick. I love you both. But in very different ways.
我知道。没错，那就是杰丝敏布丽丝，她是一种完全不同的“鸡”。你们两个我都爱。是非常不一样的爱。
Joey: Hey! Hey! Ohhh. Ahh! What are you doing? ! I thought you were gonna take her back to the store today.
嘿！ 嘿！ 哦。啊！你在干什么？！不是要送她走吗？
Chandler: I did! But the store wouldn't take her back! So then I took her to the shelter, and you know what I found out?
我有！但是店里不收！我带她去收容所，你猜我发现什么？
Chandler: If they can't find a home for her, they kill her! And I'm not gonna let that happen to little Jasmine!
要是找不到人领养，就要杀了她！我绝不让小杰丝敏惨遭毒手！
Joey: Ok, good, good, good, 'cause, good, 'cause I was kinda having second thoughts too.
好，很好其实我也有点反悔。
Chandler: Ok. And it's not just chicks you know? It's all kinds of other animals!
不只小鸡，所有的动物都一样！
Joey: That's horrible! Well, you did the right thing man.
太可怕了！你做得对。
Chandler: Thanks, I'm glad you see it that way.
谢了，你这么想就好。
Chandler: Ohhh hoo, funny story!
哦好有趣的故事！
Monica: I don't believe this! Wow, look at this refrigerator! It's gigantic! I mean I could live in this thing! I'd be cold, but I'm always cold.
真不敢相信！哇，你看这个冰柜，好巨大！我可以住在里面！会冷，不过我本来就很冷。
Oh, my God! Look at these spider burners! I love spider burners!
哦，我的天！是传统火炉！我最喜欢传统火炉了！
Pete: So you like it?
你喜欢啰？
Monica: Oh, it is sooo perfect. Thank you so much.
哦，太完美了，真谢谢你。
Pete: Oh, you're welcome.
不客气。
Monica: Did you just smell my hair?
你刚才在闻我的头发？
Pete: Nooo. Uh, huh, no way. What? No.
不。呃，怎么可能？没有啊。
Monica: Oh God. What?
天哪。 怎么了？
Monica: You still have feelings for me don't you?
你对我还是有感觉？
Pete: Now, nooo! I'm just excited about the restaurant, that's all. Pete.
没有！我只是对餐厅的事很兴奋。 皮特。
Pete: Ok, I love you. Is that so bad?
我爱你。有这么糟吗？
Monica: No, it's not bad. It's not bad at all. It's it's really nice.
不糟，一点也不糟。其实很好。
Pete: Look, the only one who stands to get hurt is me. And I'm ok with that.
会受伤的人是我。我都不介意了。
Monica: You may be ok with getting hurt, but I am not ok with being the one who hurts you. That's why I can't take this job.
你或许不介意受伤，我却不能当那个伤你的人。所以我不能接受这份工作。
Pete: What?
什么？
Monica: And we probably shouldn't see each other anymore. I'm sorry.
我们也不该再见面了。对不起。
Pete: Ok, yeah. I mean.If that's, if that's really what you want, ok. Ok, bye.
好，你如果真的这么想，那好吧。 好吧，拜。
Pete: I'm sorry things didn't work out. All right shut up for a second and and , let me just see something. Oh, wow! Oh wow!
很抱歉，事情 你先闭嘴，让我确认一下。哦，哇哦！哦，哇哦！
Rachel: Ok, you'd tell me the truth. Right?
你有说实话吗？
Ross: Rach, you can't look fat in an X ray. Ok.
X光片看起来怎么会胖。 好。
Chandler: Ok! Now you stay out here, and you think about what you did! !
你给我在这里好好反省！！
Ross: That's a duck. That's a bad duck! !! How'd the thing go tonight, Ross?
那是一只鸭子。 一只坏鸭子！！！罗斯，今晚的事顺利吗？
Ross: Oh, it was, nah, well. What thing? What thing? Nothing, ah there was this thing at the museum. Come on. Easy.
哦，呃 什么事？什么事？ 没什么，博物馆有事。走吧，小心。
Chandler: Ok, now when you come back I hope you remember that that chick is not a toy!
等你回来，希望你记住小鸡不是玩具！
Rachel: What thing? What is this thing?
什么事？到底是什么事？
Ross: Uh, I was kinda, supposed to be on TV tonight for The Discovery Channel.
我今晚本来要上探索频道。
Rachel: Oh my God! Yeah. Ross, why didn't you tell me that?
天哪！ 对。 罗斯，你为什么不说？
Ross: Eh, 'cause I knew that if I told you, you'd make me go, and I knew you needed someone to be with you tonight. Come on. Come on.
哎，我一说，你就会让我去，我知道你今晚 需要有人陪着。来吧，来吧。
Rachel: I cannot believe you. What?
我真不敢相信。 怎么了？
Rachel: That is the sweetest thing, I just.
你对我太好了，我
Ross: You should get some sleep. Ok. So, I'll umm. Oh, sorry I spoiled your evening.
你该睡觉了。 好。 呃 抱歉搞砸了你的今晚。
Ross: No, that's, no, as long as you're ok. So I'll ah, I'll see you tomorrow.
没事，你没事就好。明天见。
Rachel: Um hmm, yeah. See ya.
嗯，再见。
Chandler: What did you do?
你做了什么？
Joey: What you doing?
你们在干什么？
Chandler: Having a swim.
游泳。
Joey: What about the chick?
小鸡呢？
Chandler: Chicks don't swim.
鸡不会游泳。
Are you sure?
确定？
Chandler: I don't know. Should we try? Sure.
不晓得。要试试看吗？ 好啊。
Chandler: See, I told you they don't swim.
看吧，我就说它不会游。
Joey: Wait. Give him a minute.
再等一下，给他一分钟。
Chandler: Noo! Oh, it's ok, it's ok, baby, baby, baby.
不！好了，宝贝，没事了。