Estelle: Joey, sweetheart, you were fabulous!
Joey: Hey you guys, this is my agent, Estelle.
Estelle: How do you do. Ooh, you two girls were outstanding! Did they have representation?
Joey: They they weren't in the play.
Rachel: We're not actors.
Estelle: Ooh, what a shame! Because with her face and her chest I could really put something together.
Chandler: Could I borrow it?
Cailin: Hi! Remember me?
Ross: Hi! Yeah! Tommy's in line for the bathroom and someone just cut in front of him, I think he's gonna snap.
Cailin: Ross, I'm gonna go.
Ross: Go? Why?
Cailin: I don't know. Could be because I don't feel like standing around all night waiting for some guy who may or may not scream.
Ross: But but Cailin, he definitely will scream.
Cailin: Goodbye Ross. Uh oh go, all right.
The Director: Here we go people! Boxing Day! The Lucille Lortel Theatre, blah, blah, blah.
Ah ha! Joey Tribianni, gives an uneven performance, but Mr. Tribianni is not the worst thing in this production.
Joey: Yes! !! Ah ha ha ha!
The Director: Kate Miller's awkward and mannered portrayal is laughable. Badda badda badda. Ah ha! Here it is! The direction by Marshal Talmant is.
Thank you, boys and girls, you've ruined my life. Please, stuff your talentless faces with my mother's crab cakes! Excuse me! !
Joey: Dose anyone mind if I save this?
Monica: Hey! Hey! Oh, is the play over? Yeah. Where were you?
嘿！ 嘿！ 哦，戏演完了？ 嗯。你人呢？
Hold Voice: Thank you for your patience, you're the next caller.
Monica: You were the next caller five hours ago. You must be going crazy.
Phoebe: Nah. I kept myself busy.
Phoebe: Oh, ok, yeah. I put your stuff in her room, and her stuff in your room.
Joey: Hey! You ok?
Joey: Listen, drama critics, they're nothing but, but people who couldn't make it as actors. You know you should do? Become a drama critic!
The Director: I am hurt! A plague on both your houses!
Kate: By the way, he dumped me tonight after he read my review.
Joey: Oh, classy.
Kate: Yep! I sure know how to pick 'em, huh? You know I gave up a part on a soap for this!
Joey: Wow! Yeah I ah, I gave up a job too.
Kate: Really. What? Uh, de clawing cats. Hey, tell you what. Let me walk you home. We'll stop by every newsstand and burn every copy of their Times and the Post.
Kate: Why the Post? Oh, you didn't see the Post?
Kate: No. You? No. Why?
Kate: Oh! See how, you really think those newspapers are just jealous of me?
Joey: Oh, absolutely! You're talented and you're good looking.
Kate: Oh, you're sweet and cute.
Joey: I know! That's why they trashed me!
Joey: Whoa. Wait a minute, wait a minute. What?
Joey: I, I don't get you. I mean first, you hate me. Then you sleep with me. Then you want nothing to do with me, now you want me again.
Kate: What? So you never went out with an actress before?
Joey: Kate, do you even like me?
Kate: Of course I do. Well so, how come you blew me off? You know? How come you were with him?
Kate: I don't know! I just, just do this! I I always have to pick the like the smartest guy, or or the most talented guy.Why can't I just pick someone like you?
Kate: You know what I mean. I mean like the sweetest guy. Joey, you're just so, you're so, so.
Joey: Ok. Ok, hey. There we go, let's get your feet up there. Good night, Kate. Sweet dreams. I'm gonna put this can right here in case you have to hurl.
Hold Voice: Please stay on the line. Your call is very important to us.
Monica: Pheebs, you've been up for 24 hours! Go to sleep, honey. This this isn't healthy.
Phoebe: No, no, I'm fine, and you know why? 'Cause of all the riboflavin.
Joey: Hey! Hey! Didn't you have that outfit on last night?
Joey: Yeah! I stayed at Kate's, but ah, nothing happened.
Monica: Yeah, last time I was at Pete's we just watched a movie.of us.that we'd made earlier. I'm sorry, I can't help it. I have a boyfriend!
Joey: Hey, Pheebs, where were ya?
Phoebe: I'm so, so, so sorry, Joey. I am definitely gonna see your play. I swear your play is very important to us, thank you for your patience. Your play is the next play I'm gonna see.
Monica: Anyway, how did it go with Kate?
Joey: Oh, it was great! Yeah, I I walked her home, and it was amazing how much we connected, you know?
Then ah, then she passed out, but then she woke up. Yeah? And we stayed up all night talking, and now we're like totally crazy about each other!
Monica: Joey, you had the night!
Joey: What? Yeah, when two people finally realize their feelings for each other, and and they talk for hours, and they they learn all about the other person!
Joey: You you think?
Monica: Did you like learn about her family? Two brothers, one died! Yes! ! Yeah? ! Oh!
你了解她的家庭了吗？ 两个兄弟，一个死了！ 漂亮！！ 啥？！ 哦！