Phoebe: Hey Mon umm, if you do get married, can I bring two guests?
Rachel: You didn't break up with that fireman?
Phoebe: No, that was my way of telling you. Well, it turns out he's incredibly sensitive, he keeps a journal and he paints. He even showed me charcoal drawings that he drew of me.
Rachel: Wow! Yeah, well he'd prefer water colors, but you know, he has easy access to a lot of charcoal.
Monica: So then, are you going to dump Jason?
Phoebe: Well, yeah, because I have to break up with someone, and.Ok so Jason is sensitive, but now so's Vince Plus, Vince has the body you know? So.It's really just about the math.
Phoebe: Jason? Yeah, come on in.
Jason: So Phoebe, you ah, sounded kinda serious on the phone, is ah, is anything wrong? Nah ha!
你在电话里的语气很严肃，出了什么事吗？ 啊 哈！
Guru Saj: You must be Ross.
Ross: Hi. I am Guru Saj.
Ross: Listen, I gotta tell you I've I've never been to a guru before, so.
Guru Saj: Well, relax. If it makes you feel better, I've attended some of the finest medical schools in Central America. Well then, let's take a look at this skin abnormality of yours.
Come on, have a seat. Eeh, huh. As I suspected, it's a kundus!
Ross: What's a kundus? I don't know, what's a kundus with you? Please, lie down! I've got a salve that oughta shrink that right up.
Ross: Well, I guess it's worth a try.
Guru Saj: Oh sure, we should see results Whoa! ! Clearly not the way to go! !
Ross: What? ! What? !
Guru Saj: We appear to have angered it.
Ross: We? ! We angered it? !
Guru Saj: Oh, I think I see the problem. And I'm afraid we're gonna have to use a much stronger tool. Love.
Ross: Oh God!
Guru Saj: Ross, often these things are nothing more than just negative energy trying to escape your body. Now this is not gonna come off unless you learn to love it, my friend.
So let me hear you say, you will love the kundus.
Ross: I love the kundus.
Guru Saj: Ross, there is absolutely no way this is going to come off unless you start to.
Ross: Ow! ! Oops. What was, what was that?
Guru Saj: Well it's gone.
Ross: What? ! How's that?
Guru Saj: Got caught on my watch.
Pete: Lights. Uh, romantic lights.
Monica: Ooh, nice.
Pete: So ah, there was this thing I wanted to talk to you about.
Monica: Oh, right! I completely forgot about that.
Pete: Well, ah, I've been doing a lot of thinking, and I look at my life. Yeah?
Pete: And I feel like I've conquered the business world, and I feel like I've conquered the intellectual world, and now I I have the most beautiful woman in the world.
Monica: Wow. But there's one thing missing.
Monica: What's that?
Pete: It's time for me to conquer the physical world.
Pete: Monica, I wanna become the Ultimate Fighting Champion.
Monica: You wanna what? !
Pete: I wanna become the Ultimate Fighting Champion! It's the most intense physical competition in the world, it's banned in 49 states!
Monica: What're you talking about?
Pete: Ok, my trainer, Ho Chi, is teaching me a combination of Jeet Kun Do and Brazilian street fighting, I've even had my own octagon training ring designed.
Monica: And I suppose you used a ring designer for that.
Pete: Yeah. Monica, I want you there in the front row when I win. I want you close enough to smell the blood. What do you think?
Monica: My parents will be so happy.
Phoebe: "Crazy underwear, creeping up my butt. Crazy underwear, always in a rut. Crazy under wear." Oh No! What is he doing here? All right, just keep playing, just keep playing.
You'll get through this, you'll be fine.Ok, thank you. And, as always no one talk to me after the show.
Jason: Hey. I was. Hey! I was passing by and I saw that you were playing tonight, it's kinda cool seeing you up there.
嘿。我 嘿！ 我刚好路过，看到你在表演你在台上的感觉好棒。
Vince: Whoa! Hey hey whoa! What's, going on here? Who is this guy?
Phoebe: I don't know, he just started kissing me. Get him! Get him, Vince!
Vince: What? ! What? !
Phoebe: Yeah, ok, I've I've been dating both of you, and it's been really horrible. 'Cause you know it's been a lot of fun, for me.
Umm, but I I like you both, and I, and I didn't know how to choose, so.I'm sorry, I'm just, I'm terrible, I'm a terrible person. I'm terrible.
Vince: Phoebe, Phoebe, relax, it's ok. I mean we never said this was exclusive.
Jason: Yeah, and neither did we. Give yourself a break.
Phoebe: Really? !
Jason: Yeah. I mean you know, we haven't been going out that long. Come on, we haven't even slept together yet. Huh.
Vince: You haven't?
Jason: You have? Well, this is none of my business.
Jason: I I can't believe this! You you've slept, with him? !
Phoebe: Well, I made you a candle light dinner in the park.
Jason: You know Phoebe, I'm gonna make this real easy for you.
Phoebe: Well, that could've been really awkward.
Vince: You made him a candle light dinner in the park?
Phoebe: Yeah, but I I I I can do that for you, I'm gonna do that for you.
Vince: Uh yeah, I can't believe I ever went out with somebody who would actually, have an open flame in the middle of a wooden area.
Chandler: Everything's gonna be all right. Ok, Dick?
Guru Saj: Hello, I am Guru Saj. Whoa! ! He's supposed to be a duck, right? 'Cause otherwise, this is waaay out of my league.
Joey: Yeah, yeah. He's got a, he's got a really bad cough, and our vet, he can't do anything about it. Is there something you can do?
Guru Saj: Hmm, let me see. Let me see. Do you think you could get him to eat a bat?
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