Chandler: So ah, your first sexual experience was, with a woman? !
Bonnie: All right, I was 15, it was my best friend, Ruth, and we got drunk on that hard cider, and then suddenly, I don't know, we were, we were making out.
Chandler: Tell it again. Seriously.
Rachel: I mean is that woman capable of talking about anything else but sex?
Joey: Yeah, sure. Well, you know, earlier she was talking about geography.
Monica: Joey, she was listing the countries she's done it in.
Joey: Well, I think we all learned something.
Phoebe: Hey, you guys! Look what I found! Look at this! That's my Mom's writing! Look.
Chandler: "Me and Frank and Phoebe, graduation, 1965."
Phoebe: Do you know what that means? That you're actually 50?
Phoebe: No no, that's not, that's not me Phoebe, that's her pal Phoebe. According to her high school yearbook, they were like B.F.F. ,Best Friends Forever. Oh!
Monica: That's great! That is so cool.
Phoebe: I know! So this woman probably could like has all kinds of stories about my parents, and she might even know like where my dad is.
So I looked her up, and she lives out by the beach. So maybe this weekend we could go to the beach? Yeah we can! Yay. Yes.
Bonnie: Shoot! I can't go, I have to work! That's too bad. Ohh, Big fat bummer.
讨厌！我去不了，我得工作！ 太可惜了。 哦，真是扫兴。
Phoebe: So great! Ok! Tomorrow we're gonna drive out to Montauk.
Joey: Hey, Bonnie had sex there!
Chandler: Hey. Hey. Joey'll be right down. He's just looking for his mask.
嘿。 嘿。 乔伊马上下来。他在找他的面罩。
Monica: A swim mask? No, his gorilla mask. He, ah, wears it in the ocean to scare off the fish.
Monica: Would you look at them. Never gonna find a boyfriend again. Die an old maid.
Chandler: Oh, you're not gonna die an old maid, maybe an old spinster cook.
Monica: Thanks! Hey now besides, worse comes to worst, I'll be your boyfriend.
Monica: Yeah right.
Chandler: Why is that so funny?
Monica: You made a joke right? So I laughed. Ha ha ha, ha ha. A little too hard. What am I, not ah, boyfriend material?
Monica: No, you're Chandler. You know, Chandler!
Chandler: Ok, so we've established my name, and hit me. But theoretically, you know, I mean, say we weren't friends, say it's a blind date.
I show up at your door, and I'm like "Hey, nice to meet, ya. Hey, oh hey."
Monica: Well I'd probably be scared of a guy using a fake voice.
Joey: Hey! Oh, hey! Oh good, you brought food!
Joey: No, just my luggage. Chandler, Monica, and Hey! ! All right, guys. Woo hoo! All right! Yeah!
不是，这是我的行李。 嘿！好了。 好了！耶！
Phoebe: Oh, I am having the best karma this week. First, I find this woman who knew my parents, and then my client with the fuzzy back gives me his beach house.
Ross: Eh? What about ah, that bike messenger you hit?
Phoebe: Oh, I wasn't talking about his karma.
Rachel: Hey! Hey! Hey hey, check out the hat!
嘿！ 嘿！ 嘿，看看这顶帽子！
Chandler: What a minute, I know that hat! I was taken aboard that hat! They did experiments on me! I can't have children!
Monica: Seriously, where did you get the hat?
Rachel: Ross gave it to me.
Ross: Yeah, I think she looks good. Ohh, thank you.
Chandler: You buy it for ya, or, or win it for ya?
Rachel: Well excuse me, my fashion impaired friends, I am here to tell you that hats are back.
Phoebe: And this time, they've ganged up to form one giant, super hat.
Ross: Go, go, go! Oh yeah, now everybody wants to be under this hat!
Rachel: Oy! !
Monica: What's with all this sand?
Phoebe: Oh, yeah, Bob said there might be flood damage.
Ross: Yeah, either that, or he has a really big cat.
Chandler: Ah, you know what this reminds me of? Umm, why couldn't I be your boyfriend?
Monica: Are you still on that? Uh huh.
Joey: Would you let it go already? Thank you, Joey.
Joey: But you'd go out with me, right?
Monica: No. It is the same as with Chandler. We're friends.
Joey: Woah, let's say we were the last two guys on the face of the planet and you had a gun to your head. Which one would you pick?
Monica: Which one of you has the gun to my head?
Phoebe Sr. :Well, yes, it's kind of an unusual house. It has umm, three beautiful bedrooms and ah, no baths. But you know, the ocean is right there.
Phoebe: Knock, knock, knock.
Phoebe Sr. : Ah, oh, hang on a second. Come in, come in. All right, so think about it, and call me back.
Phoebe: Are you ah, Phoebe Abbott? Ahh, yes. Surprise, Phoebe Abbott, I'm your best friend's daughter!
你是菲比艾博特吗？ 是的。 吃惊吗，菲比，我是你的最好的朋友的女儿！
Phoebe Sr. :You're Erwin's daughter? !
Phoebe: No, I I mean your your old best friend, here. Lily, from high school. Remember? Oh, God, Lily, yes, of course I remember Lily. I.Then you must be?
Phoebe. Phoebe. Phoebe, yeah. She named me after you, I guess.
Phoebe Sr. :Uh huh. Wow! Well, look! There's Frank.
Phoebe: Yes! ! Yes! Yes! Yes! ! That's my dad, that's Frank! Yeah! I'm sorry I'm getting all flingy.
Phoebe Sr. :Oh that's all right, take it easy if you want, there's cookies on the counter, or, or sangria! I can make sangria!
Phoebe: No no, sorry. Cookies are good, thanks. Oh.
Phoebe: Well, so, umm, anyway, umm, I've been, I've been looking for my father, and umm, have you heard from him, or seen him?
Phoebe Sr. :Oh no, I I'm sorry, I guess we lost track of everybody after high school.
Phoebe: Oh, ok. Well, so tell me everything about my parents. Everything.
Phoebe Sr. :Ohh, well. You know we were always together, in fact the other kids had a nickname for the three of us. Oh, what? What was it?
Phoebe Sr. :The three losers. Oh, poor Lily. Ohh, you know I I heard about what happened, that must've been just terrible for you, losing your mother that way.
Phoebe: Yeah, no, it was great.