Chandler: I know I've asked you this before. A hundred times before!
我记得我以前问过你这个问题 . 一百次了！
Chandler: How am I not right for you? I don't know. I I like guys like Richard. Or Pete, before he went insane. I don't know. Just somebody more mature.
Chandler: Oh, so I'm not mature enough for you? Monica needs somebody more mature.
Joey: What's the matter, Pheebs?
Phoebe: She cancelled! My namesake cancelled on me! What? !
Phoebe: Yeah, she claimed she had to go out of town suddenly. She's avoiding me, she doesn't wanna tell me where my father is. She knows, and she won't tell me.
Rachel: Aww Pheebs, that sucks!
Phoebe: Yeah well, don't "Aww Pheebs, that sucks!" me yet.
Chandler: Where are you going? Well, she's out of town, so, there's gotta be something in her house that tells me where my father is.
Ross: Uh, Pheebs, some people call that break in and entering.
Phoebe: Well, are any of those people here? ! Oh, no! ! No, no!
Phoebe: Ok, look I I I'll do something nice, ok? I'll I'll fill her ice trays. Good?
Bonnie: Hey, everyboby! Wh haa haa! Haa! Look what you did!
Bonnie: You wanna touch it?
Ross: Nooo, but it, but it's great.
Bonnie: Come on, touch it!
Ross: Ok. You can feel all the bones in your skull.No.that's, no, that's.
Ross: Hi. Hi!
Ross: I was having a little chat with ah, Bonnie, and ah, guess what, she she happened to bring up you know, who was behind the um, whole head shaving idea, and now, who was it? Yes, oh, that's right, that's right, it was you!
Rachel: That was her idea, I just gave her a nudge.
Ross: She said you gave her the razor!
Rachel: Hey! So, anyone up for a midnight dip in the ocean?
Ross: Ahh, no, I'm good. No I'm ok, thanks.
Bonnie: Ok, I'll see you in a bit. Ok, have fun! Wooo! !
Rachel: So you see she doesn't look that bad.
Ross: You can see the moonlight bouncing off her head! What the hell were you thinking? !!
Rachel: I don't, know. You don't know? ! Rach, you balded my girlfriend!
Rachel: All right! Ross, do you think it's easy for me to see you with somebody else?
Ross: You know, hey! You're the one who ended it, remember? Yeah, because I was mad at you, not because I stopped loving you!
Ross: You still love me? Noo.
Ross: You still love me.
Rachel: Oh, y yeah, so, you you love me!
Ross: Noo. What does this mean? What'd you, I mean do you wanna, get back together?
Rachel: Noo! Maybe! I, I don't know. Ross, I still can't forgive you for what you did, I can't, I just, but sometimes when I'm with you I just, I feel so.
Ross: What? !
Rachel: I just, I feel, I I just. What?
Rachel: I feel.
Chandler: Noo! ! I don't care! I'm I'm not gonna playing one on one strip poker with you for practice!
Joey: But I made cards! !
Rachel: Well! Good night. I'm going upstairs.
Joey and Night. Night.
Joey: Wanna play strip poker for practice?
Phoebe: Ow! Oh! My ass. Ok. Ok. Ok. Oh, shhh!
Phoebe: Ahhhhh.No! ! It's me! It's me! I I didn't wanna make any noise! Then don't break in! !
Phoebe: I'm sorry. What are you doing here? !
Phoebe: I I, came to fill your ice cube tray.
Phoebe Sr. :What? !
Phoebe: Umm, ok, ok, look. Erh. I took this picture from your fridge. Ok? Because I know that this is my father. Yeah, this is Frank Buffay, you are standing right there next to him.
Now, look I deserve to know where I came from. All right? So if you can help me find my father then you should! Otherwise, you're just mean! So, just tell me the truth!
Phoebe Sr. :All right, the man in the picture is Chuck Mangione.
Phoebe: My father is Chuck Mangione?
Phoebe Sr. :No, no, that's just Chuck Mangione, I I sold him a house last year! And I'm very sorry, but I really don't know where your father is, and that's the truth. Oh.
不，不，他跟你没有关系，我去年卖给他一栋房！抱歉，我真的不晓得 你父亲的下落，这是实话。 哦。
Phoebe Sr. :But umm, you're right. I think that a person should know where they come from. Wh which is why I ah, ahh, ok. I'm your mother.
Phoebe Sr. :See you know I wanted to tell you yesterday, but I just, uh, you me felt all floopy, and.
Joey: I'm telling you, you guys are totally getting back together!
Ross: That's not true! Her, she doesn't even know what she wants! Rachel's still mad about the whole thing.
Chandler: Ok, then you gotta back away, all right? You don't need that kind of hurt. Take it from a guy who's never had a long term relationship.
Ross: I know, but ahhhhhh! ! I really wanna go up there and finish that kiss!
Bonnie: Hey! Ahhhh! You guys, the water's great. You should really go in.
嘿！ 啊！ 各位，水好舒服，你们应该去游泳。
Chandler: Oh, ahh, no thanks, I just had an M&M.
Bonnie: Ok, well good night.
Ross: Good night.
Bonnie: Don't be too long.
Ross: Okey dokey!
Chandler: There is not one hair on that head.
Ross: Hey, it'll grow back, right? And she she's really fun, and she's cool, and and I'm finally moving on. You know? I mean getting over Rachel was so, you know?
You know, and I'm finally feeling sane again. And now if I go up there, and and I kiss her, and, Gooood I wanna kiss her, and and and it doesn't work out, right? Do I really wanna put myself through that again?
Joey: So let me get this straight. If you go with Bonnie tonight, you're doing the smart, healthy thing and moving on. Yeah.
Joey: Right, and if you go with Rachel, Bonnie's free tonight?
Chandler: Hi there.
Monica: That's that weird voice again.
Chandler: Ok! Ok! Let me try it again, you're gonna wanna date this next guy, I swear! Ok, come on!
Chandler: I can only do it with the voice now. Ok, ok. Come on, come on, close the door, close.
Chandler: Hi! I'm Dorf! Your date for the evening. Oh come on! Dorf on dating, that's good stuff! !