Shelley: Hey gorgeous, how's it going?
Chandler: Dehydrated Japanese noodles under fluorescent lights...does it get better than this?
Shelley: Question. You're not dating anybody, are you, because I met somebody who would be perfect for you.
Chandler: Ah, you say perfect might be a problem. Had you said 'codependent', or 'self-destructive'...
Shelley: Do you want a date Saturday?
Chandler: Yes please.
Shelley: Okay. He's cute, he's funny, he's...
Chandler: He's a he?
Shelley: Well yeah!...Oh God. I just I thought...Good, Shelley. OK! I'm just gonna go flush myself down the toilet now. Okay, bye bye...
Chandler: Couldn't enjoy a cup of noodles after that.
I mean, is that ridiculous? Can you believe she actually thought that?
Rachel: Um...yeah... Well, I mean, when I first met you, y'know, I thought maybe, possibly, you might be...
Chandler: You did?
Rachel: Yeah, but then you spent Phoebe's entire birthday party talking to my breasts, so then I figured maybe not.
Chandler: Huh. Did, uh...any of the rest of you guys think that when you first met me?
Monica: I did.
Phoebe: Yeah, I think so, yeah.
Joey: Not me.
Ross: No, no, me neither.
Although, uh...you know, back in college, Susan Saladore did.
Chandler: You're kidding! Did you tell her I wasn't?
Ross: No....it's just 'cause, uh, I kinda wanted to go out with her too, so I told her, actually, you were seeing Bernie Spellman ... who also liked her, so...
Chandler: Well, this is fascinating. So, uh, what is it about me?
Phoebe: I don't know, 'cause you're smart, you're funny...
Chandler: Ross is smart and funny, do you ever think that about him?
All: Yeah! Right!
Chandler: WHAT IS IT? !
Monica: Okay, II don't know, youyou just you have a quality.
All: Yes. Absolutely. A quality.
Chandler: Oh, oh, a quality, good, because I was worried you guys were gonna be vague about this.
Joey: You know, Chandler, I think it is going to work for you.
Chandler: Excuse me?
Joey: Sure, sure, women find you less threatening, they let their guards down, then boom, you are like a stealthy heterosexual.
Monica: Hello? Hello? Oh! Rachel, it's Paolo calling from Rome.
Rachel: Oh my God! Calling from Rome! Bon giorno, caro mio.
哦我的天！从罗马打来的！ Bon giorno，caro mio.（意大利语）
Ross: So he's calling from Rome. I could do that. Just gotta go to Rome.
Rachel: Monica, your dad just beeped in, but can you make it quick? Talking to Rome. I'm talking to Rome.
Monica: Hey dad, what's up? God. Ross, it's Nana.
Ross: Hey, Dad. So, uh, how's she doing?
Aunt Lillian: The doctor says it's a matter of hours.
Monica: How, how are you, Mom?
Mrs. Geller: Me? I'm fine, fine. I'm glad you're here. What's with your hair?
Mrs. Geller: What's different?
Mrs. Geller: Oh, maybe that's it.
Monica: She is unbelievable, her mother was...
Ross: Relax, relax. Okay? We are gonna be here for a while, it looks like, and we still have boyfriends and your career to cover.
Monica: Oh God!
Monica: The fuzzy little mints at the bottom of her purse.
Ross: Oh! Yeah, they were gross.
Oh, you know what I love? Her Sweet 'n' Los. How she was always stealing them from from restaurants.
Mr. Geller: Not just restaurants, from our house.
Nurse: Mrs. Geller?
Ross: She looks so small.
Monica: I know.
Ross: Well, at least she's with Pop-Pop and Aunt Phyllis now.
Monica: Aunt Phyllis is dead?
Ross: Yeah, for about six years.
Monica: where was I?
Ross: Where? were you...Can we focus, please?
Monica: Goodbye, Nana.
Ross: Bye, Nana.
Mrs. Geller: What is going on? !
Ross: Y'know, how, how the nurse said that, that Nana had passed? Well, she's not quite. .
Mrs. Geller: What?
Ross: She's not past, she's present, she's back.
Aunt Lillian: What's going on?
Mr. Geller: She may have died.
Aunt Lillian: She may have died?
Mr. Geller: We're looking into it.
Ross: I, uh, I'll go see.
Nurse: This almost never happens!
Ross: Now she's passed.
Chandler: I just have to know, okay? Is it my hair?
Rachel: Yes, Chandler, that's exactly what it is. It's your hair.
Phoebe: Yeah, you have homosexual hair.
Rachel: So, um, did she...
Phoebe: Oh, that sucks!
Joey: You guys okay?
Ross: I don't know, it's weird. I know she's gone, but I just don't feel, uh...
Phoebe: Maybe that's 'cause she's not really gone.
Ross: No, no, she's gone.
Monica: We checked. A lot.