Phoebe: Hm, I mean maybe no one ever really goes. you know? Ever since my mom died, every now and then, I get this feeling that she's like right here, y'know? Oh! And Debbie, my best friend from junior high got struck by lightning on a miniature golf course. I always get this really strong Debbie vibe whenever I use one of those little yellow pencils, y'know. I miss her.
Rachel: Aw. Here, Pheebs, want this?
Phoebe: Oh! Thanks!
Rachel: Sure. I just sharpened her this morning.
Joey: Now, see, I don't believe any of that. I think once you're dead, you're dead! You're gone! You're worm food! So Chandler looks gay, huh?
Phoebe: Yeah, I don't who this is, but it's not Debbie.
Monica: Dad, let us just make a decision.
Mr. Geller: You are right, this is crazy, it is going into the ground. we should get the most basic thing.
Monica: Right! OK! That would be the non-protective corrugated fiberboard with white laminate.
Dad, we can't bury Nana in a dresser from Ikea.
Mr. Geller: See! This is why your mother buys all my clothes, I hate to shop, I hate it.
Monica: Dad, doesn't this might be more about the fact that, once you make a decision, it's like acknowledging Nana's actually gone?
Mr. Geller: No, I really hate to shop.
Ross: I thought it was gonna be a closed casket.
Mrs. Geller: Well, that doesn't mean she can't look nice!
Mrs. Geller: Sweetie, you think you can get in there?
Ross: I don't see why not.
Ross: Here's my retainer!
Mr. Geller: I was just thinking. When my time comes...
Mr. Geller: Listen to me! When my time comes, I wanna be buried at sea.
Monica: You what?
Mr. Geller: I wanna be buried at sea, it looks like fun.
Monica: Define fun.
Mr. Geller: Come on, you'll make a day of it! You'll get a boat, pack a lunch...
Monica: And then we throw your body in the water...Gee, that does sound fun!
Mr. Geller: Everyone thinks they know me. Everyone says 'Jack Geller, so predictable'. Maybe after I'm gone, they'll say 'Buried at sea! Huh!'.
每个人都以为他们了解我。每个人都说 “Jack Geller，可想而知”。也许我死后，他们会说“葬在海里！啊？”
Monica: That's probably what they'll say.
Mr. Geller: I'd like that.
Chandler: Hey, gorgeous.
Shelley: Hey. Look, I'm sorry about yesterday, I, um...
Chandler: No, no, don't don't worry about it. Believe me, apparently other people have made the same mistake.
Shelley: Oh! Okay! Phew!
Chandler: So, uh...what do you think it is about me?
Shelley: I don't know, uh...you just have aa...
Chandler:... Quality, right, great.
Shelley: Y'know, it's a shame, because you and Lowell would've made a great couple.
Chandler: Lowell? Financial Services' Lowell, that's who you saw me with?
Shelley: What? He's cute!
Chandler: Well, yeah...He is no Brian in Payroll.
Shelley: Is Brian...?
Chandler: No! Uh, I don't know! The point is, if you were gonna set me up with someone, I'd like to think you'd set me up with somebody like him.
Shelley: Well, I think Brian's a little out of your league.
Chandler: Excuse me? You don't think I could get a Brian?
Because I could get a Brian. Believe you me....I'm really not.
Ross: This one?
Ross: I have shown you every dress we have. Unless you want your mother to spend eternity in a lemon yellow pantsuit, go with the burgundy.
Aunt Lillian: You know, whatever we pick, she would've told us it's the wrong one.
Mrs. Geller: You're right. We'll go with the burgundy.
Ross: Oh! A fine choice. I'm coming out.
Aunt Lillian: Wait! We need shoes!
Ross: Okay, Um, how about this?
Mrs. Geller: That's really a day shoe.
Ross: And where she's going everyone else'll be dressier?
Aunt Lillian: Could we see something in a slimmer heel?
Ross: Okay, I have nothing in an evening shoe in the burgundy. I can show you something in a silver that may work.
Aunt Lillian: No, it really should be burgundy.
Mrs. Geller: Mm. Unless we go with a different dress?
Aunt Lillian: Yes.
Ross: No! No no no! Wait. I may have something in the back.
Ross: Oh my God...
Mrs. Geller: Is everything all right, dear?
Ross: Yeah, just...just Nana stuff.
Ross: How we doing, you guys ready?
Monica: So mom already called this morning to remind me not to wear my hair up. Did you know my ears are not my best feature?
Ross: Some days it's all I can think about.
Phoebe: Hi, sorry I'm late, I couldn't find my bearings.
Rachel: Oh, you, you mean your earrings?
Phoebe: What'd I say?
Monica: Are these the shoes?
Rachel: Yes. Paolo sent them from Italy.
Ross: What, weuh we don't have shoes here, or...?
Joey: Morning. We ready to go?
Chandler: Well, don't we look nice all dressed up?...It's stuff like that, isn't it?
Monica: It was a really beautiful service.
Mrs. Geller: It really was. Oh, come here, sweetheart.
You know, I think it might be time for you to start using night cream.
Chandler: Nothing, just your overcoat sounds remarkably like Brent Mussberger.
注释：Brent Mussberger：这是CBS 的著名体育播音员。
Joey: Check it out, Giants Cowboys.
Chandler: You're watching a football game at a funeral?
Joey: No, it's the pregame. I'm gonna watch it at the reception.
注释：reception：接待; 招待会; 接待处; 欢迎。
Chandler: You are a frightening, frightening man.
Rachel: Oh no! My new Paolo shoes!
Ross: Oh, I hope they're not ruined.