Rachel: What the hell is that? ! What the hell is that? Is that you? Ohhhhhhh!
Monica: Boy, you are really not a morning person.
Rachel: JUST BACK OFF! !! Get up! Get up! Get up! God damn it! Get up, get up, get up, get up, get up! !
Rachel: What is that noise?
Joey: It's the chick! She's...going through some changes.
Monica: What kind of changes?
Chandler: Well the vet seems to think that's she's becoming a rooster. We're getting a second opinion.
Ross: Hey, what're you doing shopping at eight in the morning?
Rachel: Well, I've been up since six. Thanks to somebody's dumb-ass rooster.
Phoebe: You guys, you really should get rid of those animals. They shouldn't be living in an apartment.
Rachel: Yeah! Especially not with all of these knives and cookbooks around...
Phoebe: All right. I'm gonna go to the fertility doctor, and uh, see if I'm ready to have Frank and Alice's embryo transferred into my uterus.
Ross: Now how will they know if you're ready?
Phoebe: Oh, they're just gonna umm, look to see if my endometria layer is thick.
Chandler: Oh, I can uh, check that for ya.
Phoebe: Ok everyone, think thick.
All: Goodbye! Good luck Phoebe!
Phoebe: Hi! Wish me luck!
Monica: Oh, good luck.
Joey: Good luck. And I'm still right!
Monica: That is sooo not true!
Joey: She's mad because I know today's her laundry day and that means she's wearing her old lady underpants.
Chandler: I can check that for you.
Monica: I ju-, I just I can't believe that you think you and Chandler know me and Rachel better than we know you.
Chandler: Well...we-we do. You, can only eat Tic Tacks in even numbers.
Joey: Yeah, what's that about?
Chandler: And you...Ross, I believe, if you check Rachel's bag you will find a half-eaten box of cookies in there.
Ross: You're good. These are not.
Rachel: So not impressed. Everybody snacks when they shop.
Joey: Oh yeah? Ross, how many items left in that bag?
Chandler: Ok, ten bucks says that we can name every item in that bag.
Rachel: How many guesses do you get?
Ross: Challenge extended.
Ross: Challenge accepted.
Joey: All right, we'll start with...apples.
Ross: We'll be starting with apples.
Chandler: Stop that now!
Joey: Ok. Uhh, tortilla chips, yogurt.
Chandler: Diet soda.
Ross: Yes. Yes. Yes.
Chandler: Orange juice.
Rachel: No! There's no orange juice in there! We win! !
Ross: They have another guess.
Rachel: Ok, well, we won that one.
Joey: Ok, the last thing...
Chandler: Oh-oh, oh, oh-oh!
Joey: No-no, not for like another two weeks.
Chandler: I got it! Scotch...tape.
Ross: How did you know she would buy Scotch tape?
Chandler: Well, we used theirs up last night making scary faces.
Monica: Aww, man!
Chandler: All right! Ten bucks! Fork it over! Cough it up! Pay the piper! Gimme it.
注释：pay the piper:承担后果。This expression comes from the proverb he who pays the piper calls the tune, and is used with the implication that the person who has paid expects to be in control of whatever happens.
Monica: That does not mean you know us better, I-I want a rematch.
Rachel: Yeah, and none of these stupid grocery questions, real personal questions.
Monica: Yeah! And the winner gets a hundred bucks.
Monica: Are you scared?
Joey: Noo. Ok, who-who makes up the questions?
Monica: Ross will do it.
Ross: Oh, sure, "Ross'll do it!" It's not like he has a job, or a child, or a life of his own.
Rachel: Fine! We'll ask Phoebe.
Ross: No-no-no, I-I wanna play.
Dr. Zane: Looks like your uterus is ready for implantation.
Phoebe: Oh! I knew it! I knew it! I felt really thick this morning.
Frank: Okay, so what's now? Go get the eggs. Put them in there.
Dr. Zane: Ok, it'll take just a little while to prepare the embryos.
Phoebe: Embryossss? As in, "More than one?"
Dr. Zane: Hmm, five actually.
Phoebe: Five? Ok, where am I giving birth, a hospital or a big box under the stairs?
Dr. Zane: We do five because that gives you a 25% chance that at least one will attach.
Phoebe: That's it? 25 percent? That means that's it's like 75 percent chance of no baby at all? !
Frank: Hey, you know I was thinking, what are the odds like, if-if, if you stuff like 200 of them in there?
Alice: Sweety, now, she's a woman, not a gumball machine.
Phoebe: Ok, well you know what, don't worry you guys, 'cause I'm-I'm gonna do this as many times as it takes to get it right.
Frank: Well, see, the-the thing is, we-we only, we kinda only have one shot.
Alice: Umm, it, it costs $16,000 each time you do this.
Phoebe: $16,000? !
Dr. Zane: Well eh it-it's 20 in California.
Alice: Um, we're, we're kind of using all the money we have just to do it this one time.
Phoebe: Whoa! ! That's, ok, that's a lot of pressure on me and my uterus.
So, well ok, so, there's maybe there is something that I can do, you know just to like help make sure I get pregnant?
Dr. Zane: No, I'm sorry.
Phoebe: Wow! You guys really don't know anything!
Frank: I know! Why don't you get drunk! That worked for a bunch of girls in my high school.
Monica: So how's the test coming?
Ross: Hey-hey-hey-hey you're touching the gameboard!
Monica: Sorry....you freak! Hey guys! Do you realize that any minute now, Phoebe can be pregnant?
Rachel: I know! I know, it's such a huge, life-altering thing.
Joey: I know.
Ross: The test is ready.
All: Let's go! Oh yeah! Come on!
Ross: Ok, each team will answer ten questions. The first team to answer the most questions wins.
The categories are, Fears and Pet Peeves, Ancient History, Literature, and It's All Relative.
Now, the coin toss to see who goes first.
Ok, somebody call it this time.
All: Oh yeah!
Ross: It's heads. Gentlemen, pick your category.
Chandler: Fears and Pet Peeves.
Ross: What is Monica's biggest pet peeve?
Joey: Animals dressed as humans.
Ross: That's correct. Ladies?
Monica: Same category.
Ross: According to Chandler, what phenomenon scares the bejesus out of him?
Monica: Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance!
Ross: That is correct.
Joey: The Irish jig guy? !
Chandler: His legs flail about as if independent of his body!
Ross: Gentlemen, your pick.
Joey: It's All Relative.
Ross: Monica and I have a grandmother who died, you both went to her funeral, name that grandmother!
Chandler: She has a real name.
Chandler: Althea? ! What are you doing? !
Joey: I took a shot.
Chandler: You're shooting with Althea? !
Ross: Althea is correct.
Chandler: Nice shooting!
Rachel: We'll take Literature! !
Ross: Every week, the TV Guide comes to Chandler and Joey's apartment. What name appears on the address label?
Rachel: Oh, Chandler gets it! It's Chandler Bing!
Monica: No! !
Ross: I'm afraid the TV Guide comes to Chinandolor Bong.
Monica: I knew that! Rachel! Use your head!
Chandler: Actually, it's Miss Chinandolor Bong.
Phoebe: Hello, teeny embryos. Well, I'm-I'm Phoebe Buffay, hi!
I'm-I'm-I'm hoping to be your uterus for the next nine months.
You should know, that we're doing this for Frank and Alice, who you know, you've been there!
Umm, you know they want you so much, so when you guys get in there, really grab on.
Ok, and-and I promise that I'll keep you safe and warm until you know you're ready to have them take you home,
so...ok Oh! And also, umm next time you see me, if I'm screaming, don't worry, that's what's supposed to happen.
Dr. Zane: Ready?
Phoebe: Uh-huh. Good luck.
Ross: All right, the score is nine to eight in favor of the guys. Ladies if you miss this the game is theirs, pick your category.
Rachel: It's All Relative! !
Ross: You don't have to shout everything.
Rachel: I'm sorry!
Ross: Ooh. What is the name of Chandler's father's Las Vegas all-male burlesque?
Monica: Viva Las Gaygas!
Chandler: Unfortunately that is correct.
The Girls: Yes! !
Ross: All right, we have a tie. Luckily, I've prepared for such an event. The Lightning Round!
Ross: Thirty seconds, all the questions you can answer.
Monica: You guys are dead, I am so good at lighting rounds.
Chandler: I majored in lightning rounds. All right, we're gonna destroy you.
Monica: Huh, wanna bet?
Chandler: Well, I'm so confused as to what we've been doing so far...
Monica: How about we play for more money, say 150?
Ross: 150 dollars.
Chandler: Say 200?
Ross: 200 dollars.
Monica: You're doing it again.
Ross: Excuse me.
Rachel: Monica, I don't wanna lose 200 dollars.
Monica: We won't. 300?
Rachel: Monica? !
Monica: I'm just trying to spice it up!
Rachel: Ok, so then play for some pepper! Stop spending my money!
Monica: I got it! How about, if we win, they have to get rid of the rooster?
Rachel: Oooohh, that's interesting.
Joey: Hey, no way, that rooster's family!
Rachel: Throw the duck too!
Joey: What do you have against the duck? ! He doesn't make any noise!
Rachel: Well, he gets the other one all riled up.
Joey: Look, we are not gonna...
Chandler: All right, hold on! If you win, we give up the birds.
Joey: Uhhh! !
Chandler: But if we win, we get your apartment.
Rachel: What? ! Monica, no, that's crazy. There's no way we are betting the apartment. No! All right I am in! 'Cause either he goes or I'm buying a coyote!
Rachel: Monica, betting the apartment, I don't know about this.
Monica: Rachel, I have not missed one question the whole game. I own this game! Look at my hand.
Rachel: Why? Do you have the answers written on there?
Monica: No! Steady as a rock! Now, are you with me?
Rachel: All right, let's do it.
Monica: Come on!
Ross: All right, gentlemen, you're up first.
Ross: You have 30 seconds. The lightning round begins- stop it - now. What was Monica's nickname when she was a field hockey goalie?
Joey: Big fat goalie.
Ross: Correct. Rachel claims this is her favorite movie...
Chandler: Dangerous Liaisons.
Ross: Correct. Her actual favorite movie is...
Joey: Weekend at Bernie's.
Ross: Correct. In what part of her body did Monica get a pencil stuck at age 14?
Ross: Eww! No! ! Her ear! All right, Monica categorizes her towels. How many categories are there?
Joey: Everyday use.
Chandler: Fancy guest.
Ross: Two seconds...
Joey: Uhh, 11!
Ross: 11, unbelievable 11 is correct. All right, that's 4 for the guys. Ladies, you're up.
Rachel & Monica: All right! Come on! Come on!
Ross: 30 seconds on the clock. 5 correct questions wins the game. The lightning round begins...now! What is Joey's favorite food?
Ross: Correct. Chandler was how old when he first touched a girl's breast?
Ross: No, 19.
Chandler: Thanks man.
Ross: Joey had an imaginary childhood friend. His name was?
Ross: Correct, his profession was?
Rachel: Oh, space cowboy!
Ross: Correct! What is Chandler Bing's job?
Rachel: Ohh. Oh gosh, it has something to do with numbers.
Monica: And processing.
Rachel: He carries a briefcase.
Ross: 10 seconds, you need this or you lose the game.
Monica: It's umm, it has something to do with transponding.
Rachel: Oh-oh-oh, he's a transponce - transpondster!
Monica: That's not even a word! I can get this! I can get this!
Monica: NOOOOOOOOO! !! !!
Rachel: Oh my God
Chandler and Joey: YEEEEEES! !!
Joey: I call Monica's room!
Chandler: You can't just call Monica's room.
Joey: Sure I can, standard shotgun rules, I'm in sight of the room and I called it.
Monica: Yeah, I feel like I'm coming down with something.
Monica: Yeah. I bet you can't guess what color my tonsils are. I'll bet the apartment!
Chandler: Oh, I would never bet this apartment. It's too nice.
Joey: Hey- ooh Pheebs, are they in there?
Phoebe: Umm, yeah, uh-huh, they're implanted.
Monica: How do you feel?
Phoebe: Well, freaked. 'Cause it turns out that the odds are like really sucky.
And, this is Frank and Alice's like only shot. I mean they are like, literally putting all of their eggs in my basket.
Chandler: Yeah, but I bet it works.
Monica: Really? ! How much? !
Phoebe: All right, I'm gonna go take a pregnancy test, right now.
Joey: Oh wow! You can tell this soon?
Phoebe: Well the doctor says it takes a couple days, but I mean my body's always been a little faster than Western medicine, so.
Rachel: Oh my God! I can't believe you guys are actually think you're moving in here!
Chandler: Well believe it baby!
Rachel: Well I-I'm-I'm not moving.
Joey: What? !
Rachel: No, it was a stupid bet! We were just playing a game!
Joey: You can't just ignore the bet! It's a bet! You bet and bet if you lose it was the bet!
Monica: Rach, we have to move. I mean if they'd lost, we would've made them get rid of the birds. Right?
Rachel: Aw! Noooo.
Monica: All right, look, I hate this as much as you, but, if it makes you feel any better, this is all your fault.
Rachel: What? !
Monica: Chinandolor Bong, come on, we steal that TV Guide every week!
Chandler: I knew it!
Rachel: I don't care, I'm not going anywhere.
Chandler: Cool, girl roommate.
Phoebe: Nope, not knocked up yet.
Monica: It's only been a couple of hours, so just give it some time.
Phoebe: Yeah, all right. Meanwhile, I'm gonna do whatever I can to help this so, I'm just gonna you know, lie in your chair, Ok?
You know? Jus- yeah, good, I'm gonna let gravity, you know, do its jobs.
I won't, I won't get in the way. It'll be just like that time I tried to count all the bumps on your ceiling. So...
Chandler: You know Pheebs, if you sit there long enough you'll be sitting in our apartment.
Rachel: I can't believe this.
Joey: Oh Rach, FYI your new apartment hasn't had hot water since Christmas.
Monica: Hey, Rach, can you give me a hand with this box?
Rachel: No! Put that box down! We are not going anywhere! This is my apartment and I like it!
This is a girl's apartment! That is a boy's apartment, it's dirty and it smells. This is pretty. It's so pretty!
And look, and it's purple! And I'm telling you, you with your steady hand, I am not moving, and now I have got the steady hand.
Monica: Ok, ok. Shh...I'll take care of it.
Rachel: That's right! You do what the hand says!
Rachel: How did it go?
Monica: I lost our mattresses.
Phoebe: "Are you in there little fetus? In nine months will you come greet us? I will buy you some Adidas"
Frank and Alice: Hi! Hi!
Alice: Oh! Hi, Phoebe! Um, we were just at the drugstore and so we got you uh a little present.
Phoebe: Oh. Oh. Wow. That's where all my blood was.
Frank: Umm, it's a lollipop and a uh, a home pregnancy test.
Monica: Hey, don't mix those up, you could really ruin that lollipop.
Alice: So umm, you feel like taking a test? There's only one question.
Phoebe: All-all right, I will. No, I will. But umm, you know just remember that it's still really early,
ok so, if it says that I'm not pregnant, that doesn't mean that I'm not gonna get pregnant, ok and,
and just please, just so I don't go completely nuts, just try not to put all your hopes on this. ok?
Rachel: You know what, you are mean boys, who are just being mean!
Joey: Hey, don't get mad at us! No one forced you to raise the stakes!
Rachel: That is not true. She did! She forced me!
Monica: Hey, we'd still be living here if hadn't gotten the question wrong!
Rachel: Well it's a stupid, unfair question!
Ross: Don't blame the questions!
Chandler: Would you all stop yelling in our apartment! You are ruining moving day for us!
Rachel: Will you stop calling it your apartment!
Joey: But it is our apartment!
Rachel: No it's not!
Phoebe: You guys! You guys! You're gonna have a baby! They're gonna have a baby!
Frank: MY SISTER'S GONNA HAVE MY BABY!
Phoebe: Oh. Ok, but this can't be good for the baby.
Monica: I can't find garbage bags!
Rachel: Oh, I think I saw some in here.
Monica: What is it? !
Rachel: I don't know! But maybe if we keep that drawer shut, it'll die.
Monica: I can't believe we're living here!
Chandler: What? ! What-what is it? !
Joey: Did you see the size of the closets? !
Chandler: I can't believe we live here!
Chandler and Joey: Awwwww! ! Awwwwwww! !!
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