Chandler: Ok, she is the star of the play. And she is my girlfriend! I get to have sex with the star of the play!
Ross: People can hear you.
Chandler: I know! !
Chandler: Wow! She looks great. Doesn't she?
Kathy's Co-Star: Hi!
Ross: That is one good looking man!
Chandler: Is it just me, or can you actually see his abs through his overcoat? !
Kathy's Co-Star: Sooo, you've been doing this long?
Kathy: No, you're my first. Put the money on the table.
Kathy's Co-Star: Oh yeah! Ooh, that's nice.
Kathy's Co-Star: Is that an expensive blouse?
Kathy: If you want it to be.
Ross: Here's your girlfriend's button.
Phoebe: Oh, hey, Mon, do you still have like your old blouses and dresses from high school?
Monica: Yeah, I think I have some around here somewhere. Why?
Phoebe: Well, it's just that maternity clothes are so expensive.
Monica: Hey, Rach! I made a pile of your stuff on this side of the room. If you could just...throw your purses at it.
Rachel: Bloomingdale's eliminated my department.
Monica: Oh my God, are you out of job?
Rachel: No, but they stuck me in personal shopping. Which is such a huge step down!
Phoebe: Personal shopping? What is that? Like where you walk around with snooty rich people and tell them what to buy?
Phoebe: That sounds great!
Monica: Umm, excuse me, we switched apartments. You can't eat our food anymore, that-that gravy train had ended.
注释：gravy train：英语中可以用短语“get on a gravy train”来表达“不劳而获”的意思。
Joey: There's gravy?
Monica: If you have the big apartment you then have to deal with people coming over all the time. That fridge has got to be stocked, ok, that's your department now.
Monica: What're you doing?
Joey: I think I left a donut up here.
Phoebe: Ooh! How was Kathy's play?
Ross: Well, Kathy gets half-naked and simulates sex with a real good looking guy.
Chandler: Yeah, it's like someone literally wrote down my worst nightmare and then charged me $32 to see it!
Phoebe: That's a good idea for a business!
Chandler: I'm totally screwed. Ok, they are gonna be hot and heavy on stage every night, and then they're gonna go to their little cast parties and he's gonna try to undermine me.
You know it'll be like, "So where's your boyfriend, what's-his-name, Chester?"
And she'll go, "No-no-no, it's Chandler." And he'll go, "Whatever. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!"
Joey: That-that is a good trick.
Chandler: All right, look, look, what am I gonna do?
Joey: Chandler, look, they're actors. They're there to do a job, just 'cause they work together, doesn't mean they're gonna get together.
I mean just 'cause it happened with Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins, it doesn't mean it's gonna happen with them.
Ross: Oh-oh, Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger.
Joey: Oh, Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman.
Phoebe: Hey, Mel Gibson and Clint Eastwood.
Ross: They're not a couple!
Phoebe: Oh-ok, I get the game now.
Joey: All these people were in movies together. It's much different with plays.
Chandler: You guys were just in acting class together and she slept with you.
Joey: Acting class is a lot more like a movie than a play. Ok look, let me ask you a question, when they were doing it on stage, was it like really hot?
Ross: Oh yeah!
Joey: Well ok, so then you're fine. Look, the rule is, when two actors are actually doing it offstage then all the sexual tension between them is gone.
Ok? So as long as it's hot on stage you got nothing to worry about. It's when the heat goes away, that's when you're in trouble.
Joey: Look, you guys have been to every play I've ever been in, have I ever had chemistry on stage?
Joey: No! !
Chandler: So uh, man, you're gonna go see the play with me tonight?
Ross: You know what, I don't know how comfortable I am going to see how hot the sex is between some guy and your girlfriend.
Chandler: Yeah, I know but...
Ross: No-no-no, Oh I'm there.
Joey: Hey Mon! Want some pancakes?
Monica: You made pancakes?
Joey: Yep! Grab a plate.
Joey: No-no, stay right there. Getting closer.
Chandler: Ok, ok, but don't worry, because we also have cereals, muffins, waffles, and, jams, jellies, and marmalades.
Which I'm fairly certain they are the same thing. Please eat, because Joey opened everything.
Joey: Listen also we're uh, we're watching the game here Saturday night, if people wanna come over.
Ross: Oh yeah!
Monica: Oh, I was thinking about having people over for the game.
Joey: Oh yeah, who's playing?
Monica: The players.
Ross: Somebody seems to be missing being the hostess.
Monica: Please, it's a relief is what it is, is what it is.
Joey: All right, Pheebs, stick out your plate!
Rachel: Monica, I'm quitting! I just helped an 81 year old woman put on a thong and she didn't even buy it!
I'm telling you I'm quitting! That's it! I'm talking to my boss right now! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Ok bye, call me when you get this message.
Oh! Mr. Waltham, I ah really need to talk to you.
Mr. Waltham: In a moment, please, I'm in the middle of a task. And you have a customer.
Joshua: Hi, I'm Joshua.
Rachel: Hi, I'm Rachel Green. What can I do for you, Joshua?
Joshua: Well-uh, I need a whole new wardrobe. My wife, well, my ex-wife...
Rachel: Oh, I'm so sorry.
Joshua: Anyway, she burned all of my clothes. I got away with two things. This suit and what turned out to be uh a, skirt.
Rachel: Aw. Well, at least that's a great suit.
Joshua: Yeah, but it wasn't much fun dropping it off at the dry cleaners in the skirt. So I need everything down to underwear, so if you're willing, I'm uh, I'm all yours.
Mr. Waltham: Rachel, you needed to speak to me?
Rachel: No-no, that wasn't me! Well, we should get started. Let me show you my underwear. The selection of underwear that we carry.
Rachel: Oh-oh, sorry, it's this way, it's this way.
Joshua: It's this way? Sorry.
Chandler: I'm right! Right? There was like no chemistry between them. Before they had heat, and now there's no heat!
Now you know what this means, Joey told us what this means!
Ross: All right, let's not jump to any conclusions. All right? There was some sexual chemistry between them.
Chandler: Come on, it was like cousins having sex up there!
Ross: Here she comes. Don't say a word, ok? Just be cool, don't be...you know, you.
Kathy: Hey, you guys!
Kathy: Hi! Oh, Thank you so much for coming again. Did you like it tonight?
Ross: Oh, absolutely!
Kathy: Wasn't Nick funny when he couldn't get his match lit?
Kathy: It's a good play, isn't it?
Chandler: Oh, I loved the play. Uh, yeah, you were great, and Nick, ditto. Clearly you're having sex with him.
Kathy: Clearly, I'm having sex with him?
Chandler: Oh come on, it was so obvious! There was no chemistry between you two!
Kathy: Ok, so let me just get this straight. You're accusing me of cheating on you, and you're insulting my performance.
Chandler: You know, I-I can see how this could happen, you know you're up there every night, naked, touching, kissing.
Kathy: Aw, acting! Chandler, this is my job! I'm-I'm playing a part in a play! How can you not trust me? !
Chandler: Well, you can understand, given how we started.
Kathy: Oh, wow. I can't believe you're throwing that in my face.
Chandler: Well, that is what happened, and I don't even see you denying this!
Kathy: I'll tell you what, Chandler, why don't you call me when you grow up!
Chandler: Yeah, well, don't expect that to happen anytime soon!
Rachel: Aw, I have the best job in the entire world! The most adorable guy came over today, and I got to dress him up all day!
Phoebe: Rachel has a new doll.
Rachel: Oh, I wish he was a doll, then I could get a Rachel doll and bump them together and make kissing noises.
Oh! And he's got the most beautiful name, I never realized, Joshua! Aw, Josh-u-a! Joshua! Josh.
Ross: Uh, hello!
Rachel: Hi-e! !
Phoebe: Ooh, what do I smell?
Joey: I don't know, it smells good.
Monica: Fresh cookies! Hot from the oven!
Monica: Please, have some!
Ross: Oh, yum!
Monica: Yeah, I've just been fiddling around in here making delicious treats for everyone.
Joey: Wow! The new Playboy!
Monica: Yeah, just something I picked up.
Ross: Cookies and porn, you're the best mom ever! !
Phoebe: What? What?
Rachel: Well, there's just some, Joshua said about V-necks, but you had to be there.
Ross: Yeah, how does uh, Jason look in a V-neck?
Rachel: It's Joshua.
Ross: Oh, whatever.
Monica: Wait! Wait! This, this isn't take-out!
Phoebe: Well, I hate to eat and run, but...
Monica: No, wait, please don't go! I've got porn for you too!
Phoebe: Yeah, I don't need it.
Monica: People are supposed to wanna hang out here!
Rachel: Why? Honey, what is the big deal?
Monica: I'm the hostess! Not those guys! I'm always the hostess!
I mean even when I was little, I mean the girls brought their dollies to my tea party, I-I served the best air.
Phoebe: Well, why did you make like a whole big thing out of you know, everyone has to hang out in the big apartment?
Monica: Because they took our apartment, I wanted to punish them. But I'm-I'm done now. They-they, they've suffered enough.
Phoebe: If you wanted to punish them, you should've just made them hang out here! -Rachel: Yeah, that's true.
Monica: All right then, when I'm finished with this place, it's gonna be ten times better than that place!
Phoebe: Oh, are we gonna trash their place?
Chandler: Steps! Slut! You all'll be very happy to hear that Kathy is sleeping with that guy!
All: What? !
Ross: So you were right?
Chandler: I confronted her, and she didn't deny it! I don't live here!
Rachel: Chandler, what did she say?
Phoebe: Wait a minute.
Joey: Come here.
Monica: Are you sure?
Chandler: Well, I may be drunk, but I know what she said! So then I went over to Beefsteak Chewley's...
Rachel: Beefsteak Charlie's?
Chandler: Yes! See you and I have always been like-
Joey: Man, I am so sorry.
Chandler: The bartender taught me a trick though. I don't remember it.
Rachel: Oops. Oh, hey, do you need help with that?
Monica: Nah, I got it.
Rachel: Ooh, I just feel bad, I never vacuum.
Rachel: So, I was with Joshua for an hour today, and he has not asked me out. Just so frustrating!
Phoebe: Why don't you ask him out?
Joey: Oh, yeah, totally! That's such a turn-on!
Rachel: Really? It doesn't seem desperate?
Joey: Oh-ooh, that's the turn-on.
Phoebe: He just got a divorce right? So he's probably really nervous around women, you know? Maybe, you just need to make the first move.
Rachel: Yeah but, I've never asked a guy out before.
Phoebe: You've never asked a guy out? !!
Rachel: No. Have you?
Phoebe: Thousands of times! ! That doesn't make me sound too good, does it?
Rachel: I don't even know how I would go about it.
Joey: Oh-oh-oh-oh, what I do it is, I look a woman up and down and then I say, "Hey, how you doing?"
Phoebe: Oh, please!
Joey: Hey, how you doing?
Rachel: You know what, I'm gonna do that, I'm gonna call him up, and I'm gonna ask him out. I can do that.
Ask him out. How you doing? Hi! Joshua? It's Rachel Green from Bloomingdale's.
Yeah, umm, I was just wondering if you umm, if you umm, left your wallet at the store today?
Well, we found a wallet, and we - the license? Well, that is a good idea!
我们捡到一个皮夹 - 驾照？真是好主意！
Uh, well, let's see here this says this license belongs to a uh, uh, belongs to a mister uh, Pheebs, and umm, yeah, so, ok, so sorry to bother you at home.
I'll see you tomorrow. Bye. You've done that a thousand times?
Phoebe: I've never done that.
Rachel: Oh, God, I just got so nervous that he was gonna say no.
Joey: Well, you gotta give him something that he can't say no to. Like uh, Knicks tickets! Invite the guy to a Knicks game, you're guaranteed he'll say yes!
Rachel: Really? ! You think that will work?
Joey: Absolutely! And if it doesn't, can I get the extra ticket?
Joey: What the heck is that?
Chandler: Did she call?
Phoebe: No, sorry.
Chandler: All right, maybe I should call her.
Joey: No! Forget her, man! You don't need her, you don't need that!
Ross: He's right, what she did was unforgivable.
Chandler: Well, yeah, but you know, what-what if I was wrong?
Ross: How might you be wrong?
Chandler: Well you know, what if she didn't actually sleep with the guy?
Joey: Dude, tell me she actually told you this.
Chandler: She did not have to tell me, I saw the play, and there was no heat. Back me up here, Ross!
Ross: That's all you're basing this on?
Chandler: That's not backing me up! Look, you said, you know, with the offstage and the heat, and the onstage and the oy heat.
Joey: Whoa-whoa-hold on, that-that was just a theory! There's a lot of theories that didn't pan out. Lone gunman. Communism. Geometry.
Chandler: Oh my God! !
Rachel: Uh. Would you like to go to a basketball game with? No-no. You know, it's funny, basketball, because I happen to have tickets to the...Ok Umm, who likes the Knick-
Joshua: What do you think?
Rachel: Oh! Well, as a single woman, who is available...
Rachel: Oh! Well, as a single woman, who is available, I think you look great!
Joshua: Huh. Yeah?
Rachel: Yep. Oh, yeah, you look great. Oh yeah. Yeah, this looks great. Umm, so you like it?
Joshua: I do. I do. I love it. In fact, I-I think I'm gonna wear it home.
Joshua: All right, well thank you so much, for all your help.
Joshua: Well, I guess uh, I guess this is it.
Joshua: Thanks. Maybe I'll see in the spring, you know, with the uh, for the uh, bathing suits.
Rachel: Well, you don't wanna do that now? !
Joshua: Ah, that's ok, I-
Joshua: Anyway, hopefully, I-I'll see you around sometime.
Rachel: I uh, I have two tickets to the Knicks game tonight if you're interested, just as a thank-you for this week.
Joshua: Wow! That would be great.
Joshua: Yeah, that would be fantastic! My-my nephew is crazy about the Knicks! This is fantastic, thank you so much Rachel.
Mr. Waltham: Good morning.
Chandler: Hey. I just, I just wanted to come over to-to say that I'm sorry.
You know? I know I acted like the biggest idiot in the world, and I can completely understand why you were so upset.
Kathy: Oh wow. I really wish you'd called me.
Chandler: Yeah, I know, I-I wish I had too, but you know I-I think this is a good thing.
You know? 'Cause we've had our first fight, and now we can move on. You know, I mean I know for me.
Chandler: Nick's pants?
Chandler: Yeah. Well, I think our second fight is going to be a big one!
Joey: Ok, for next time, what do you say?
Rachel: I have an extra ticket. An extra ticket. Not two tickets, I have an extra ticket.
Ross: So the first time you asked a guy out, he-he turned you down?
Rachel: He didn't turn me down! He's at the game isn't he? I got the date, I'm just not on it!
Monica: Ok, it's ready. Come on.
Joey: What's ready?
Monica: Just come.
Ross: Oh my God!
Rachel: Wow! Monica!
Ross: This is beautiful!
Phoebe: Oh did you - what did you - did you work for two days straight?
Monica: Pretty much. So, what do you, what do you think of the floor?
Joey: I don't know, looks the same.
Monica: You used to have carpet.
Joey: Oh yeah!
Monica: So I, I made snacks. Please, just hang out ok? I'm-I'm just gonna rest my eyes for just a little bit.
Ross: Oh, Mon, do you want us to uh, come back later?
Monica: Oh no-no-no, stay, stay, stay, just keep talking. I'm always the hostess.
Joey: How'd it go?
Chandler: Well, she wasn't sleeping with him.
Phoebe: Oh good!
Chandler: She is now.
Ross: What're you saying?
Chandler: I'm saying that she...is a devil woman! You know? I mean you think you know a person and then they turn around and they sleep with Nick!
Nick, in his rock hard pecs, and his giant man nipples! I hate him, and I hate her! I don't hate her, I, love her. This is all my fault really.
Phoebe: How? How is your fault?
Chandler: Because, ahh! I-I should've called! You know if I had just called her after our big, stupid fight, she never would've gone out with Nick,
and they would'n've ended up in bed together. I threw her at his man nipples!
Rachel: Honey, this is not your fault, just because you guys had a fight, does not justify her sleeping with someone.
Ross: Well, if-if she thought they were on a break...
Mr. Waltham: Rachel, one of your customers seems to have left his billfold. A Joshua Bergen.
Mr. Waltham: Will you call him?
Rachel: Yes! I will! Absolutely!
Rachel: Hello, Rachel. Hi, Joshua. I left my wallet here on purpose. Really?
Yes, I just wanted to see you again. Oh, I'm glad. Rachel, I'd like to say something to you. Yes? How you doing?