Phoebe: So now, what is this now?
Joey: Googly worm.
Phoebe: And this?
Joey: Glow pop giggly jam.
Phoebe: Made it so funny.
Monica: Hey umm, what's this?
Joey: Ohh, a hunk of sandwich from last year.
Ross: Ohh, Geller's got one hooked! Ohh! Looks like a big one! Yeah, ohh! Ohh! It's the classic struggle between man and - Someone knocked over a lamp.
Joey: That's all right. Hey you guys, you know what's gonna be great about the fishing trip this year?
When my dad gets me out in the middle of the lake and gives me that, "Joey, what're you doing with your life?" stuff.
I can say, "Well, I'm doing a movie with Charlton Heston dad. What're you doing with your life?"
All: Aw. Nice! Great!
Chandler: You don't have to stop having fun just because I'm here. Kathy didn't cheat on all of you. Well, except you.
Monica: You know what is so sweet? Those birds have not left his side the whole time.
Rachel: Yeah, I wish that rooster were dead.
Monica: Hey, Joey, I don't think that you should leave Chandler alone.
I mean it's only been two days since he broke up with Kathy. Maybe you can go fishing next week?
Joey: Look, there's nothing I can do for him right now, he's still in his sweatpants, that's only phase one.
You know? I'll be back for phase two, I would never miss phase two.
Monica: What's phase two?
Joey: Getting drunk and going to a strip club.
Rachel: How does going to a strip club make him better?
Ross: There are naked ladies there.
Joey: Oh, and it helps him get to phase three, picturing yourself with other women.
Ross: There are naked ladies there, too.
Chandler: Would you give me one minute please!
Joshua: So, these will match the jacket you picked out for me last week?
Rachel: Um-hmm. There we go. There it is.
Joshua: Oh! You know what I need?
Joshua: Gloves. Brown, leather dress gloves.
Rachel: Oh, ok. Uhh, well let's see. You're about- well uh, this one is large. And this one-
Joshua: Also large?
Rachel: Yeah! Ok, two larges coming right up! Oops. Hello. Damn you!
Mr. Waltham: Rachel! Could I have a moment?
Mr. Waltham: I was wondering, my niece you see is in town from London- well Shropshire really but you know- well she's about your age I'd say.
Anyway, I have tickets for the opera, Die Fledermaus, and I was wondering if you'd like to keep her company this evening?
Rachel: Sure. You got it. Great!
Mr. Waltham: Oh, good.
Rachel: Count me in. Me, Fladermouse, great. I really-
Mr. Waltham: Ohh! Yes of course, thank you, thank you, thank you so very much.
Rachel: Ohh! Right! Sorry, I'll be right back!
Joshua: Uhh, actually you know what, I kinda- I gotta take off.
Joshua: But I was curious; do you have any plans for tonight?
Rachel: No! Nothing!
Joshua: I invested in this nightclub and it's opening tonight, would you like to come?
Rachel: Yeah! That would be great!
Joshua: You're into hard-core S&M right?
Rachel: Well, I-I guess- I...
Joshua: Kidding! I gotta get there early, but I'm gonna put you on the VIP list, ok? Look for me.
Rachel: Yeah, great, you betcha!
Joshua: I'll see you tonight.
Mr. Waltham: I almost forget the tickets, didn't I?
Mr. Waltham: For you, and Emily, tonight, Die Fledermaus.
Rachel: Oh. Oh, right.
Mr. Waltham: I think you'll like it, it has two out of the three tenors.
Rachel: Oh yay!
Chandler: You know, I can't believe Kathy did this to me. I really, thought that she was the one.
I'll tell you what, from now on I'm not getting out of this chair, ever! Ok?
From now on, this chair is the one! You know what else is the one? My sweatpants!
Ross: Come on, man! Just-just take the sweats off. Ok? Just take 'em off and we'll have some fun.
Phoebe: Wow, and I can't resist that line. That's why I never wear sweatpants.
Ross: Catch any big fish?
Joey: Oh my God, you guys have no idea.
All: Oh! God! Wow!
Monica: You stink!
Ross: Are you kidding? !
Joey: Yeah, three days on the lake without a shower. Plus, I fell in that big tub of worms at the bait stand! Hey, how-how's he doing?
Ross: He hasn't gotten out of that chair in two days.
Joey: Hey buddy! How's it going?
Joey: Hey, see that? He just needed his pal to come home. All right, uh, I gotta go memorize my lines.
Me and Charlton Heston bright and early tomorrow baby! Yeah you do!
我和Charlton Heston 明儿一大清早要演戏！
Rachel: Hey, Monica!
Monica: Uh-oh, what's the matter?
Rachel: Ohh, it's Joshua invited me to this fancy club opening tonight.
But, I already told Mr. Waltham that I would take his niece to this dumb old opera. So...What're you gonna do?
Monica: I don't know sweetie.
Rachel: No! Help me!
Monica: Uh! I can't! I have to work!
Rachel: Oh crap, Phoebe?
Phoebe: I would, but I get my morning sickness in the evening.
Phoebe: Oh no! Unless! She wants to spend the night holding my hair back for me.
Rachel: Ohh, gosh. You guys, come on, this is- I have to meet Joshua! This is my one chance for him to see the fun Rachel.
You know the "Wouldn't it be great if she were my wife" Rachel. Ohh, all right! Are Joey and Chandler back?
Monica: Oh, Chandler's still in phase one, and-and Joey's that thing you smell.
Rachel: Ohhhh, come on! !!
Monica: I think she's here.
Rachel: No! Wait! Wait-wait! Ross, please!
Ross: You want me to take some girl I've never met to the opera so you can go to a club and flirt with some guy, hmm, yeah, that-that is a toughie.
Monica: Ohh, she's looking down the hall. Oh! She looked right at me! Oh wait, you can't see people through that little hole, can you? Hello!
Rachel: I'll be right there! Ok, Ross, please come on! I thought we had moved on!
I thought we've gotten to a place where we could be happy for each other! I mean was that just me?
Ross: All right, I'll do it.
Rachel: Oh thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you! Emily?
Emily: Oh yes.
Rachel: I'm Rachel Green.
Emily: Thank goodness.
Rachel: There's been a teeny teeny change in plans. Turns out that I'm not free tonight. So...
Emily: Really? ! Well, that's just lovely, isn't it? I must've missed your call, even though I didn't leave the flat all day.
Rachel: Oh well, no I...
Emily: No-no-no, that's not rude! It's perfectly in keeping with a trip where I've already been run down by one of your wiener carts.
and been strip-searched at John F.Kennedy Airport, apparently to you people, I look like someone who's got a balloon full of cocaine stuffed up their bum.
Monica: I-I-I think you look great.
Emily: Good night, it was very nice to meet you all.
Rachel: I'll get her.
Ross: Please hurry.
Phoebe: Don't you just love the way they talk? Woo, oh, you know.
Phoebe: It kicked! I think the baby kicked!
Monica: Oh my God!
Phoebe: Oh no wait, oh no, that was the elastic on my underwear busted.
Joey: Oh my God! I overslept! I was supposed to be on the set half an hour ago! I gotta get outta here!
Monica: Oh wait, Joey, you can't go like that! You stink!
Joey: Look, I know I fell asleep before I could take a shower and now I don't have time! They're just ten blocks away, if I run, I can make it.
Monica: Yeah. Run ten blocks, that'll help the smell.
Rachel: Hey - whoa, slow down. No, keep moving. Wow!
Monica: So? How did it go with Joshua last night?
Rachel: Well, I didn't see Joshua, but, I did punch a girl in the face.
Monica: What? -Phoebe: Why?
Rachel: The whole night was horrible, it was pouring down rain, and when I got there, there was no Rachel Green on the list, but there was a Rachel Greep.
Phoebe: Ohh! So, did you get to meet her?
Rachel: No, there is no Rachel Greep, but then this other girl overheard us and she was all, "I'm Rachel Greep! I'm Rachel Greep!" and he let her right in.
Monica: So you hit her in the face?
Rachel: No, she was already in, but then this big bitch behind me tried to steal my umbrella, so I clocked her.
Ohhh! I can't believe this, all I wanted was just a few hours outside of work to see Joshua, so he can go ahead and start falling in love with me.
Phoebe: Aww, Pheebs.
Rachel: Honey, that's your name.
Phoebe: That's short for Phoebe? ! I thought that just was what we called each other!
Monica: Hey! You're wearing pants!
Chandler: That's right! Where're the guys? I'm ready to get drunk and see some strippers.
Monica: It's 9:30 in the morning!
Chandler: They got a breakfast buffet.
Monica: Hello. Oh, hey Ross!
Chandler: Ooh, let me talk to him!
Monica: Oh-oh, my God!
Chandler: Well, can I just...
Monica: Shh! ! Wait, what?
Chandler: She's shushing me! It's my phone and she's shushing me!
Phoebe: Shhh! ! Please! What's he saying?
Monica: He's with Emily at a Bed and Breakfast in Vermont!
Phoebe: What? Oh my God!
Rachel: Who the hell is Emily- Noooo! !
Ross: When we first met her, she was soaking, her feet were wet. Who wouldn't be miserable?
I'm telling you, once I got her into a dry pair of shoes she was a totally different person.
Rachel: They're in Vermont! ! How did this happen? !
Rachel: How-how did he end up in Vermont with that awful witch? !
Chandler: Maybe, she doesn't hit him all the time.
Emily: Ross! Come quickly! There's a deer just outside eating fruit from the orchard!
Ross: I gotta go, there's a deer just outside eating fruit from the orchard!
Monica: He had to go, there was a deer just outside eating fruit from the orchard.
Rachel: I don't get this! She was horrible!
Chandler: Ok, I'm gonna go stand over there.
Monica: Why do you care so much anyway?
Rachel: I don't care! Oh God, you know what? I'm just upset that I'm getting nowhere with Joshua that-
you know what still, you do not just meet someone and go flitting off to Vermont!
Monica: Well, when you first met Barry, you flitted off to Vail.
Rachel: Oh, you know, could you just for once, not remember every...little...thing! !
Chandler: So you know, uh, when's he getting back?
Monica: A couple of days.
Chandler: You know what, I knew something like this was gonna happen.
Monica: What're you doing? ! Chandler! You can't just go back a phase!
Chandler: Yes you can. You're thinking about time, you can't go back in time.
Phoebe: Well, look, why don't you just, why don't you do your phase two strip club thing with us.
Monica: Yeah, come on, we can be guys!
Chandler: No you can't.
Phoebe: Come on! Let us be guys! Maybe we wanna be guys!
Chandler: You don't wanna be guys, you'd be all hairy and wouldn't live as long.
Phoebe: You know, you, you just stop being such a wuss and get those off and you come with us and watch naked girls dance around! !
Phoebe: I'm sorry.
Joey: Hey! Joey Tribbiani! I'm here! I'm here!
The AD: Calm down, we got time, we're running a little late.
Joey: Look at that, Charlton Heston eating a licorice whip!
瞧哪儿，Charlton Heston 在吃甘草梗。
The AD: Yeah, he loves them. I've never seen him-
Joey: Whoa! Yeah, what the hell is that? What smells so bad?
The AD: You.
Joey: I-I can see why you would think that, but ah, actually, you know who I think it is?
The AD: You?
Joey: No-no, it's uh, it's Heston.
不 - 不是，其实上是，是Heston。
The AD: What?
Joey: Yeah, the man reeks! smells like he went on a three day fishing trip and then ate some licorice.
The AD: There's no way he smells, he's the only one around here with a shower in his dressing room.
Joey: Really, shower huh? And uh, which-which room might that be?
The AD: The one with "Heston" on it.
Monica: Ok, I got some Ones, you wanna put them in her panties?
Chandler: No thanks, mom!
Phoebe: Oh, no umm, hi, that-that, um, you have to put that out, 'cause I'm pregnant.
The Cigarette smoking Guy: Well, maybe you and your baby oughta go to another strip club.
Phoebe: Ha-ha, it's not my baby, ha-ha-ha!
Monica: Very good, yes. So-
Phoebe: I really, really enjoyed it. Very exotic.
Rachel: Well, I just checked our messages and Joshua didn't call.
I mean you would think he would be worried about me not showing up at his club.
Ugh, you know what makes it so much worse, Ross is all happy in Vermont!
Phoebe: Come on! Look where you are! !
Monica: Kid, a sec? another round of daiquiris.
Phoebe: Remember, um virgin for me please.
Monica: Oh! And don't let me leave without getting the name of that carpet guy.
Rachel: Oh and Sharon, you know what? Honey, you might wanna just
Chandler: Oh, come on! All right, you know what, you know what, I'm just gonna go home and call Kathy.
Phoebe: Well, if you think it will help.
Chandler: No! That was a test! You know, in a couple of hours I wanna get really drunk and I'm gonna wanna call Kathy and you guys are gonna have to stop me!
And then after that, I'm gonna be so drunk, I'm gonna wanna call Janice.
Phoebe: You should! How is she?
Chandler: Ohhh! !
Monica: I think somebody needs another lap dance.
Charlton Heston: Hello! Who's in there?
Joey: How you doing?
Charlton Heston: Who in the hell are you?
Joey: Uh, I guess you wouldn't believe me if I said I was Kurt Douglas, huh?
Charlton Heston: Put some pants on kid so I can kick your butt.
Joey: No-no-no, no, no, wait. You don't understand, see, I'm an actor, Joey Tribbiani, I'm doing a scene with you today, and well, I stink.
Charlton Heston: You're in this picture?
Joey: Yeah, yeah, I'm one of the cops that won't work with you 'cause you're a lose cannon. Anyway, look, I'm really sorry, but I just, I stink!
Charlton Heston: Joey, right?
Charlton Heston: Every actor one time or another - opp!
Every actor thinks he stinks, even Lawrence Oliver sometimes thought he stank, Bob Redford won't even watch himself.
会觉得自己很臭，就算是Lawrence Oliver也一样，Bob Redford甚至都不敢正眼瞧自个儿。
Joey: Oh no-no-no, you don't understand...
Charlton Heston: Listen to me!
Joey: Oh yeah.
Charlton Heston: I don't know one actor worth his salt who one time in his career didn't say, "God, I stink!"
Hell, I just did a scene out there, first take, I stunk the place up. But, the important thing that you must remember,
no matter how badly you think you stink, you must never ever bust into my dressing room use my shower! Do you understand me? !
Joey: Yes sir! Yes sir, I'm-I'm -
Charlton Heston: Wait a minute! Take your pants.
Joey: Yeah. Oh, yeah. Sorry, I'm really sorry.
Charlton Heston: Phew, what a business.
Monica: So, we did ok at the strip club, right?
Chandler: Oh yeah, that was great. Thanks to you, the hottest cocktail waitress there is quitting to teach the third grade!
Rachel: I can't believe it! He still hasn't called.
Phoebe: Who, Josh?
Rachel: It's Joshua.
Monica: What, he doesn't like Josh?
Rachel: No, I don't.
Chandler: All right, well I'm gonna put my sweats back on.
Phoebe: Oh no! Wait! Wait! Ok, you know what, you were right, you were right. We really weren't great at being guys, but you know why? Because we're girls.
Phoebe: Ok, and do you know what girls are really good at?
Phoebe: No, listening! Sit! You know, maybe just, it would really, really help if you would just talk.
Rachel: Yeah, come on! What's going on in there?
Monica: Yeah. You know, if you wanna cry, that's ok too.
Chandler: Ok, look, I'm gonna have to ask you all to leave.
Monica: Come on! Chandler!
Chandler: Look, um forget it. We tried, but phase three is a lost cause, ok? Those strippers were insanely hot, and I couldn't picture myself with any of them.
Monica: They really were pretty, weren't they?
Phoebe: Yeah, I really liked that fighter pilot one.
Monica: Oh, Candy? She was so spunky!
Monica: You know, I think if I were gonna be with a woman. It'd, it'd be with someone like Michelle, she was so oh, she was so petite.
Rachel: See, I don't know, for me it would have to Chantal.
Monica: Oh, Chantal!
Rachel: You know, oh my goodness, she had the smoothest skin! I mean when I stuck that dollar bill in her G-string and grazed her thigh...
Chandler: Phase three! I just achieved phase three!
Monica: Really? !
Chandler: I am totally picturing you with all those women!
Monica: That's-that's not phase three.
Chandler: Well, I'm there too!
Rachel: Well, are we all together? Like in a group?
Chandler: Stop it! You're killing me! I think I just moved on to phase four!
Phoebe: Oh! What is that? What is that?
Chandler: Where I don't wanna have a relationship ever! I just wanna have sex with strippers and my friends! !
Chandler: Come on, let me see that smile.
Joey: I don't wanna.
Joey: I wanted to go to the strip club!
Chandler: I know, but you're gonna've plenty of chances ok? There are like thousands of women out there who're just waiting to screw me over.
Joey: Yeah, all right.
Phoebe: Hey- ooh, how was Vermont?
Ross: Emily is...incredible. I mean there-there are no words to describe her, the whole weekend was-was like, a dream. Oh! And you! Rach!
Rachel: Oh, hey!
Ross: Hey! You were so right!
Ross: Uh, wh-what you said, about us finally being in a place we could really be happy for each other.
Rachel: Oh, hmm.
Ross: I mean, I, I-I admit I-I wasn't quite there. You know, I mean, the thought of you and that-that Josh guy...
Ross: Joshua...guy at that club, dancing, having a good time, the thought of it kinda...you know.
Rachel: Yeah, I...
Ross: But now! But now! I'm totally there! I'm-I'm finally where you are.
Rachel: Oh, thank, goodness!
Ross: Yeah, and-and thank you, for Emily.
Rachel: Oh, no problem. I'm so glad I could help. You know, happy for you.
Ross: Happy for you.
Rachel: No, happy for you!
Chandler: All right ladies, here's what we're gonna do. You are gonna take off my clothes.
You two, go get the oils. And you just constantly scream at the top of your voice, "Chandler's the king! Chandler's the king!"
Phoebe: I-I wanna be with her, I like her.
Chandler: Oh, that's fine! Go with your instincts, go with your instincts.
Monica: Wait, now, what am I doing again?
Chandler: Come on! Would you please pay attention, I could wake up at any moment!
The Cigarette Guy: Hi, I'm Joshua, I'm here to pick up Rachel.
Rachel: No-no-no, that' not Joshua.
Chandler: Oh, what do you want from me, I've never met the guy.
So anyway, Rachel, I'm sorry you can't stay, the rest of us have a lot of work to do.
What're you doing? All right, listen, I gotta wake up!