Mr. Treeger: Oh, man! !
Joey: What is that?
Chandler: Treeger's snaking the shower drain.
Mr. Treeger: What in the name of hell?
Joey: Hey, maybe he found you flip-flop.
Joey: Whoa! Is this porn? What did I do? I must've hit something on the remote.
Chandler: Do we pay for this?
Joey: No, we didn't even pay our cable bill, maybe this is how they punish us.
Chandler: Maybe we shouldn't pay our phone bill, free phone sex.
Joey: Maybe we shouldn't pay our gas bill?
Mr. Treeger: Whoa, hey, that lady's all kinds of naked.
Chandler: Yeah, Joey just pressed something on the remote and it just, came on!
Mr. Treeger: Eh, it happened to me once. I was just flipping through the channels and bam! It was like finding money.
Chandler: Like finding money with naked people on it!
Mr. Treeger: Then I made the mistake of turning off the TV, I never got it back again. And I'm sad.
Joey: Why would he turn off the TV?
Rachel: All right, You know what, come on, do we really have to watch this while we eat?
Joey and Chandler: Oh no-no-no-no!
哦，别 别 别！
Chandler: We don't know what could make this go away.
Joey: Yeah, so no one touches the remote. And no one touches the TV!
Chandler: And no one touches the air around the TV!
Joey: Imagine a protective porn bubble if you will, ok?
Monica: I'm at least, going to mute it.
Joey and Chandler: Oh no-no-no!
Chandler: We still have porn. -Joey: Yeah.
Rachel: Honey, what're you doing? That's too heavy.
Rachel: Give me here. Oh, God.
Phoebe: Ohh, I'm getting too pregnant for this, lugging around a stupid massage table. You know, I have to find a job where I carry a smaller table.
Chandler: Or a job where you don't have to carry a table.
Phoebe: You mean like a doctor?
Joey: Pheebs! You're blocking the porn! Look out!
Phoebe: Ohh! Oh my. Oh, that reminds I have to see my ob/gyn today.
Ross: So uh, Emily just went to the airport.
Monica: Oh. Why didn't you take her?
Ross: Eh, her-her uncle already had planned on doing it. You know, we-we said our goodbyes this morning, so...
Monica: You must feel horrible. Hey! The guys have free porn!
Monica: Hey, cheer up! You're gonna see her again, right?
Ross: Well I, that's the thing, I don't know! I mean, whenever I brought it up with her she said,
"This is so fantastic! Why do we have to talk about the future? Let's just enjoy..."
Monica: No-no-no, don't-don't do the accent. It-it really bums me out.
Ross: Emily said I was pretty good.
Monica: Well that's someone you should hang on to. You have to see her again.
Ross: And why do you care so much?
Monica: Because! You could get to live out my fantasy!
Ross: You had fantasies about Emily?
Monica: No! You know, the fantasy! Meet someone from a strange land, fall madly in love, and spend the rest of your lives together.
Ross: Is that why in junior high you were the only one who hung out with that Ukrainian kid?
Monica: Yeah that, plus his mom used to put sour cream on everything!
Monica: Do you love her?
Ross: We said it was only gonna be two weeks, You know?
Monica: You love her!
Ross: What-what is love, really?
Monica: Ohhh, I knew you loved her! Then you need to go to the airport and tell her.
You're probably gonna catch her just as she's about to go to the gate.
You're gonna call out her name and yell, "I love you!" She's gonna say, "I love you too!" And you guys are going to have the most amazing kiss, everyone at the gate will applaud.
Ross: I am a good kisser.
Monica: Then you two can, can sneak into the cockpit...things will start to heat up, and then a stewardess comes in...I've been watching too much porn.
Rachel: Is that the heartbeat?
The Doctor: That's it.
Phoebe: Oh my God!
Rachel: Oh wow! This is so cool.
The Doctor: Have we talked about the possibility of multiple births?
Phoebe: Why don't we just take care of this one, and should I get pregnant again, I'll hold on to your card, ok?
The Doctor: No, I'm getting three separate heartbeats.
Phoebe: Three? You guys were worried I wouldn't even have one!
The Doctor: Aw! Doctors are wrong all the time.
Rachel: Well, so, are-are you sure that there are three? !
The Doctor: Definitely.
Phoebe: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! ! So I-I mean so in a few months I'm gonna have three full grown babies just walking around inside me? !
Oh! Oh! And it's gonna be like one of those log rides where they just come shooting out!
The Doctor: Actually, giving birth to three babies is not that different from giving birth to one.
Phoebe: What do you know? ! Have you ever had triplets?
The Doctor: No. I'm sorry. I haven't.
Phoebe: Well I'm gonna use this a lot.
Alice: Oh-oh, Phoebe!
Phoebe: Ooh! Hi!
Alice: Hi! So, how did it go at the doctors?
Phoebe: Oh well, ok, hey, You know, how when you're umm, you're walking down the street and you see three people in-in a row, and you say, "Oh, that's nice?"
Phoebe: Ok, yeah, well, good news, you're gonna have three babies.
Alice: Three babies?
Frank: I finally got my band!
Alice: We're gonna have a big family, I've always wanted a big family!
Phoebe: Oh God, I'm so glad you guys are happy, I was so afraid you were gonna be all freaked.
Frank: Why would we be freaked?
Phoebe: No, 'cause no, maybe it's harder to raise them, and the added expense, and oh!
Phoebe: No, back to happy. Back to happy!
Alice: No-no-no, no, it's gonna be fine. Because umm, because I teach Home Ec, and uh, I can have 30 kids making baby clothes all year long.
You know it'll-it'll be like my very own little sweatshop.
Frank: Yeah, I've been thinking ever since you said we're gonna having triplets, the best thing for me to do is to drop out of college and get a job.
Alice: No, Frank.
Phoebe: No, you can't quit college! No! You're in college? Really?
Frank: Yeah, refrigerator college. -Alice: Yeah.
Frank: Yeah, You know when we found out we were gonna have a baby, You know I figured you know like I should have like a career, you know? and I love refrigerators!
Phoebe: You can't give up on your dream.
Frank: No, it's ok. We're-we're gonna have three kids! And that's-that's a different kind of dream. Three kids and no money.
Ticket Agent: This is the boarding call for Flight 009...
Emily: Oh my God! What're you doing here?
Ross: I just, I had to see you one more time before you took off.
Emily: You are so sweet.
Ross: That's, that's, that's a big candy bar. I had the most amazing time with you.
Emily: Me too.
Ticket Agent: This is the final boarding call for Flight 009.
Emily: Well, that's me. Here, have this. I'm only allowed one piece of carry-on anyway.
Ross: Wait uh, listen. I-I, I have to tell you something. Umm, I've been thinking, I'm just gonna come out and say it. Ok? I-I-I ah, I-I think I love you.
Emily: Thank you.
Ross: It's no problem.
Rachel: What's that song? It has been in my head all day long.
Chandler: It's the theme from Good Will Humping.
是'Good Will Humping'（作♥爱高手）的主题歌。
Rachel: You know who doesn't even like dirty movies? My new boyfriend Joshua.
Joey: Yeah right.
Rachel: No, he told me. He prefers to leave certain things to the imagination.
Chandler: Oh-oh, yeah, and did he also say that ah, he thought some of the dialogue was corny and that he actually found it funny, not sexy?
Joey: Yeah, he likes porn.
Monica: Where're you going?
Rachel: We're gonna find out if he really thinks supermodels are too skinny. Hey, Pheebs!
Monica: How did it go with Frank and Alice?
Phoebe: Well, Frank has to quit college because his super fertile sister is having three babies!
I need to make a lot of money really fast, and I had an idea that I wanna talk to you about, 'cause you work for a big company.
Ok, insider trading, what information is there that you can give me.
Chandler: Well actually they don't, really talk to us about that kind of stuff. I can get you some free White-Out though.
Monica: Ohh! Did you do what I said? Did-did-did you tell her?
Ross: I did.
Monica: And what did she say?
Ross: Thank you.
Monica: Oh, you're totally welcome! What'd she say?
Ross: She said, "Thank you." I said, "I love you." And she said, "Thank you."
她说，"谢谢。" 我说，"我爱你。" 她却说，"谢谢。"
Monica: That's not right.
Chandler: Whoa-whoa-wait, did you say you love her?
Joey: Yeah, what were you trying to get her to do? !
Ross: What do I do now?
Joey: You play hard to get.
Ross: She already lives in London.
Joey: So you go to Tokyo.
Chandler: All right look, forget it, ok? Forget it. You told her you love her, it's over.
Monica: Uh, it is not over! You're over!
Monica: You know!
Chandler: Ok. Good one.
Monica: It is not over because she is going to call you and tell you she loves you.
And the reason why she couldn't, is because her feelings were so strong, that scared her.
Now you go home you wait for her call, she could be calling you from the plane! Come on now go! Go!
Ross: Ok! Ok! But if she doesn't call, it is definitely over! No, wait. Wait.
Unless, eventually, I call her, You know just to see what's going on, and, and she says she'll call me back, but then she doesn't. Then it's over.
Joey: Way to be strong, man!
Chandler: Hi! Listen, can we watch cartoons on your television?
We need a porn break. We spent the last two hours watching in & out & in again.
Rachel: Well, so, why don't you just turn it off?
Chandler: Because then we would be the guys who turned off free porn.
Rachel: Yeah, but that's not like what you'd go by.
Joey: Rach, look. I wanna have a kid someday.
Ok? And someday that kid is gonna ask me if I ever turned off free porn.
I don't wanna have to tell him that I did.
Monica: Did you ever ask your dad that?
Joey: I don't wanna talk about it.
Phoebe: Ooh, good, you're here! Ok. -Monica: Hey! -Phoebe: Hi!
Rachel: Well, what-what'cha got there?
Phoebe: Oh this? Well I'm glad you asked. Now, don't you hate it when you have to cut a tin can with an ordinary steak knife? Ahh! Now, I know what you're thinking...
Chandler: Pregnant Woman Slays Four?
Monica: Phoebe, they didn't make you pay for those knives, did they?
Monica: Are you sure?
Rachel: Honey, you're not gonna make enough money to help Frank and Alice just by selling knives.
Phoebe: No-no, I know that, but I um just need to make enough money for the second part of my plan.
Chandler: What's the second part of your plan?
Phoebe: My Saturn dealership.
Ross: Emily, hi! Uh, how-how was you flight?
Emily: It was dreadful. I felt terrible about how I acted when you said those wonderful things.
Ross: No, no, that-that, that's all right. Umm, I'm just glad you called.
Emily: Ross umm, there's something that I've-I've got to tell you, there's-there's someone else.
Ross: Does that mean the same thing in England as it does in America?
Ross: She doesn't know which one of us she wants, me or this Colin guy. So I told her when she figures it out, give me a call. Maybe I'll still be around.
Chandler: Ok just so I know, when you say "still around", you mean still around like you might be in a relationship or still around like you might've died waiting for the phone to ring?
Monica: Oh, but it was so right. This isn't how it's supposed to go, I mean there can't be another guy.
Monica: Of course there's another guy! ! This is even more perfect! Now you have to prove your love!
Ross: I'm not proving anything. Ok? I'm done listening to you.
If I hadn't let you talk me into going to the airport in the first place, I never would've put my fist through the wall!
Chandler: You put your fist through the wall?
Ross: No, I missed and hit the door. But, it opened really hard!
Monica: You have to go to London!
Monica: Yeah, you have to go fight for her!
Joey: Oh yeah, sure, that makes sense. Yeah. 'Cause you already told her you love her and she didn't say it back,
then she called you and told you that there's another guy, so yeah, go to London that'll scare her!
Monica: When Rachel was with Paulo, what did you do?
Ross: I made fun of his accent.
Monica: You sat back and let him have her, you didn't fight at all. Am I right?
Ross: I just told you, I made fun of him behind his back. Oh I see.
Monica: You want the same thing to happen with Emily?
Monica: All right then, go fight for her! Woah!
Joey: Man, it's like a snake pit.
Monica: I mean, that could be you and Emily! That, but-but nicer. Just, go to London!
Monica: Come on! Surprise her! Show up at her doorstep! Don't let her go without a fight!
Ross: All right. All right, I'm gonna do it!
Monica: All right.
Ross: I'm gonna, I'm gonna go to London and I'm going to fight for her.
Monica: Ok, good luck!
Joey: Ross! Ross! If you're going to the airport, can you pick me up another one of those Toblerone bars?
注释：Toblerone bars：Toblerone是世界知名的巧克力品牌，由卡夫食品（Kraft Foods）公司生产，由于其特有的三角造型，因此中文名字被译为“三角巧克力”。。
Phoebe: Ooh-Ooh! I did it! I did it! I figured out a way to make money!
I'm gonna open up my own massage place and Frank's gonna help me! And! We can work it around his schedule so he doesn't have to quit school!
Monica: That's sounds great, but how are you gonna to afford it?
Rachel: Well, we were walking down the street and we saw that van that you guys used for catering and we realized...
Phoebe: I'm telling it! I'm telling it!
Phoebe: Ok. You know how people need transportation, but they also need massages to relax.
So I just figured we could combine the two, ok, I give the massages and Frank drives! I can fix up the van, bolt the table in the back, and you know what I've got?
Chandler: A place that no one will ever get out alive?
Phoebe: No! Think about it, it's a taxi that people take when they need to relax, it's...
Rachel: It's a relaxi-Taxi!
Phoebe: The name was my favorite part!
Rachel: Well, well I came up with it!
Phoebe: YOU DID NOT! !! ! Oh! No! You came up with Relaxi Cab! That's not good.
Rachel: Well, I...
Monica: Oh my God! Ross, are you in England? Was-was Emily surprised?
Ross: No, 'cause she hasn't come home yet. And she hasn't been home all night!
She's obviously staying with that other guy, and I'm the stupid moron who spent the whole night outside her place!
Monica: What was that?
Ross: I just, I just put my fist through another wall. Tell the guys.
Monica: All right. When is, when is the next flight out?
Ross: About four hours.
Monica: Ok, just stay there a couple more hours and if she doesn't show up by then, then just come on home.
Oh 'cause I just remembered, there's a girl at the restaurant that would be perfect for you.
Phoebe: Tell him about Relaxi-Taxi, and-and ask him if he thinks that's better than Relaxi Cab.
Rachel: It's not Relaxi Cab. It's Relaxicab, like taxicab.
Phoebe: Oh, that is better.
Chandler: Do you have any eights?
Chandler: Are we in London?
Monica: What're you doing here? You can't be here!
Emily: I've uh, I've come to talk to Ross.
Joey: Nothing. No, nothing.
Emily: I was gonna call him, but...
Monica: Oh, you came to tell him you love him! I knew it! I was right! I'm right, right?
Emily: I'd really rather talk to him.
Emily: I uh, I've been to his apartment and he's not there, and uh I need to talk to him, so, do you have any idea where he is?
Emily: Ross, are you there? Ross, I don't know if you can hear this but...I'm gonna talk anyway,
uh, I'm in the States with you sister and your friends and it's all over with Colin. I came here to tell you that, and to tell you-
What, yes, Joey you can have all the chocolate you want, just take it! Uh, I came here to tell you, that I love you.
Ross: I love you too! I'm, I'm gonna call you right now from the phone booth! You can't hear me.
Emily: I wish I could know if you'd heard any of that. I suppose I've either just told you that I love you or given my neighbors a good laugh.
Mrs. Newman, if you're listening, bugger off, this is none of your business.
I suppose there's not much chance you did hear that, and there's the call waiting so, I should go. Oh well. Hello.
Emily: Ross, I love you!
Ross: Ohh! Thank you.
Chandler: I was just at the bank, and there was this really hot teller, and she didn't ask me to go do it with her in the vault.
Joey: Same kind of thing happened to me! Woman pizza delivery guy comes over, gives me the pizza, takes the money, and leaves!
Chandler: What, no, "Nice apartment, I bet the bedrooms are huge?"
Joey: Noo! Nothing!
Chandler: You know what, we have to turn off the porn.
Joey: I think you're right.
Chandler: All right, ready?
Joey: That's kinda nice.
Chandler: Yeah, that's kind of a relief.
Chandler: You wanna see if we still have it?
Chandler: FREE porn! !!
Joey: Yeah! !
Chandler: We have free porn here! !!
The Doctor: There's one, two, and three.
Alice: Oh my God!
Frank Jr. :Oh that's so beautiful. Oh, man.
Alice: I can't believe it.
Phoebe: Yeah, I know.
Frank Jr. :I like the middle one the best. Don't worry, I won't let the other two know.