Chandler: Are you kidding me? ! Joey. Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! !
Joey: Joey. Joey. Joey. Joey! Joey! !
Chandler: Oh. Oh, did-did-did I wake you?
Chandler: Gunther, can I get another cup of coffee, please? So uh, what do you do when you're not working here?
Gunther: You don't need to fill these silences.
Chandler: Oh ok, thanks.
Monica: Chandler, that's like your fourth cup of coffee!
Phoebe: Ok, do me. I've had a certain number of juices.
Chandler: Well, I am drinking lots of cups of coffee because I'm exhausted! Because Joey started snoring!
Monica: He's in a different room! He's really that loud?
Joey: Oh, you should hear me.
Chandler: It's not something to be proud of, ok? You have to go to a sleep clinic!
Joey: I told you, I'm not going to any clinic! I don't have a problem, you're the one with the problem! You should go to a "Quit being a baby and leave me alone" clinic!
Chandler: They don't have those.
Joey: Yeah, they do! Quit being a baby and leave me alone! There, you've just had your first class!
Monica: You know I used to go out with this guy that was a really light sleeper, and whenever I started to snore, he just roll me over...
Joey: Ohhh, yeah!
Monica: He would just roll me over and I would stop snoring.
Chandler: Next time you snore, I'm rolling you over!
Joey: I gotta do what I gotta do, you gotta do what you gotta do, you just do it.
Ross: Hey guys!
Chandler: Yeah, all right.
Phoebe: Oh, the Olympics.
Monica: Have you guys picked a date yet?
Ross: Uh-aw, no, not yet.
Phoebe: I still cannot believe you're engaged! Just 'cause it's happening so fast; not 'cause you're such a loser.
Ross: Oh. Thanks. Uh, has anyone seen uh, Rach?
Monica: Ugh, she's upstairs not doing the dishes! And I tell you something! I'm not doing them this time!
I don't care if those dishes just sit in the sink until they're all covered with- I'll do 'em when I get home!
Ross: Yeah- oh! Hey, listen, umm, Emily found this wedding dress in London...
Phoebe: Already? !
Ross: Yeah, but it didn't fit. Well, luckily there's a store here that has one left in her size, but I'm the groom, I'm not supposed to see the dress...
Monica: I'll pick it up for you!
Ross: Thank you.
Chandler: Oh, she's got you running errands, you know, picking up wedding dresses...Wah-pah!
Ross: What's wah-pah?
Chandler: You know, whipped! Wah-pah!
Joey: That's not whipped! Whipped is wh-tcssh!
Chandler: That's what I did. Wah-pah!
Joey: You can't do anything!
Rachel: Hey, Mon, I was just doing the dishes!
Rachel: Oh! It's you. Hi.
Ross: Hey, do uh, do you have a minute?
Rachel: Yeah, yeah, I-I was just about to take a break anyways, so...
Ross: So listen, uh, I know you and I haven't really had a chance to talk, since uh, Emily and I decided to get married, and uh, I was just wondering how you were.
Ross: I mean I know if you were getting married I would feel, uh, kinda...you know?
Rachel: Yeah! Oh-yeah. Eh-def-uh, well it definitely took me by surprise, but you know, uh, I'm ok.
Rachel: Yeah. You know. Ok.
Ross: All right, I just wanted to check.
Rachel: Oh, that's sweet, thank you.
Ross: You're great. And I-I know someday this will happen for you too. You just hang in there.
Rachel: Uhh, hang in there?
Ross: Oh, no, I-I, I didn't mean, uh...
Rachel: I mean maybe you didn't hear about a serious relationship called me and Joshua?
Ross: Oh, I thought you guys had just been on like four dates, I didn't realize that had become anything, you know.
Rachel: Oh yeah, no-no-no, Oh no-no, it has become, it has- yeah. Oh no, those were four great dates.
Ross: Oh. Yeah?
Rachel: Yeah. Oh, yeah. And I mean, the connection, I mean you know, emotionally, mentally, you know, physically...
Ross: Wow, that's-that's-that's incredible.
Rachel: I know. Isn't it? It's like I'm right there with Joshua.
Rachel: You are right there with Emily. And it's you know, it's kinda like...it's a tie! Yeah, well, I gotta, I gotta get back to the dishes.
Ross: Oh, I gotta get to work.
Rachel: Oh yeah? Ok.
Ross: Hey, you know, you know what would make me really happy?
Rachel: Oh yeah, no, what's that?
Ross: If like the four of us could all...you know, hang out together.
Uh, in fact Emily's coming into town this weekend, why don't you say we all have dinner? Say, Sunday night?
Rachel: That would be great!
Ross: Yeah, all right, all right, it's a date.
Rachel: Hang in there. You hang in there.
Ross: You said something?
Rachel: No, just singing.
Monica: Oh my God! Ohh! Look at this one! It's so beautiful!
Phoebe: Yeah, you know, about half of these are gonna end up getting divorced.
The Saleslady: May I help you ladies?
Monica: Oh, yes, umm, I'm here to pick up a dress that you have on hold.
The Saleslady: Yes, what's the name, please?
Monica: Emily Waltham.
The Saleslady: Oh yes! I have it right here. Would you like to try it on Ms. Waltham?
Phoebe: You're the most beautiful bride I've ever seen.
Monica: I am, aren't I?
The Saleslady: Ms. Waltham?
The Saleslady: We're closing.
Monica: All right.
The Saleslady: And could I get my ring back?
Chandler: All right buddy, time to roll over. No-no! No, no-no-no-no-no! ! You are going to a clinic! You're going to a clinic, and a pajama store!
Monica: Does she use the cups? Yes! I believe she does. Does she use the plates? Yes! I believe she does.
Monica: Thank you. Ohhh, thank you very much. Oh, thank you for coming. Uh, just a second!
Phoebe: No-no, let me in!
Monica: Can-can you hold on just one minute?
Phoebe: No, you have to let me in right now!
Monica: Are you alone?
Monica: All right.
Joey: This sucks! I didn't know I had to stay up all night before I go to this stupid sleep clinic! I'm so tired!
Chandler: It's 6:00.
Chandler: Hey, I hear that you and Joshua are going out to dinner with Ross and Emily, and I think that's, I think that's really cool.
Joey: Yeah, Rach, I think you're handling that really well.
Rachel: Handling it? What do you mean, handling it? There's nothing to handle.
You know, maybe I would have a problem with this if it wasn't for me and Joshua. You know, they're not gonna get married anyway!
Rachel: Come on! They rushed into this thing so fast it's ridiculous! I mean, they're gonna be engaged for like what? A year?
And somewhere along the way, one of them is gonna realize what they've done and they're gonna call the whole thing off.
I'm telling you, you're gonna be dancing at my wedding before you dance at theirs.
Chandler: Yeah well, I don't dance at weddings.
Rachel: Why not?
Chandler: Because weddings are a great place to meet women, and when I dance, I look like this...
Ross: Hey man.
Ross: So, what're you guys doing four weeks from today?
Joey: I am...free!
Ross: Great! Because Emily and I are getting married in a month!
Joey and Chandler: What? !
Rachel: In a month?
Rachel: You mean, you mean 30 days?
Rachel: From now?
Rachel: Well, that's great.
Ross: Yeah! Yeah, Emily always wanted to get married in this beautiful place that her parents got married, but it's gonna be torn down, so...I mean, I-I know it's crazy, but everything up til now has been so crazy, and...I don't know, it just feels right. You know?
Joey: Hey! That's the day after I start menstruating! This isn't mine.
Joshua: Hey, Rachel.
Joshua: What's up? Your voice sounded all squeaky on the phone.
Rachel: Ohh, nothing, I just wanted to see you. See you and hug you. See you.
Rachel: Yeah! Sit!
Joshua: You ok?
Rachel: I'm more than ok, I am really, really happy! Wanna know why?
Joshua: Do I?
Rachel:'Cause I am really happy about us. I think we are, I think we are so on the right track! You know? I mean, I think we are working, I think we are clicking. You know?
Joshua: Yeah, sure-sure, yeah, we're-we're-we're-we're-we're clicking.
Rachel: Yeah-yeah, you know if-if there was just like one little area where I- that I think we need- we would need to work on, I-I would think it was we're just not crazy enough!
Joshua: I-I gotta say, I-I-I-I'm not too sure I agree with that.
Rachel: Well, yeah, right, you know what? Yeah, you're right, I mean, we no, we have our fun. Yeah! But if...I mean, I mean like craaaazy! You know?
Joshua: Are you gonna put on that cheerleader outfit again?
Rachel: No-o-o. Yeah you wish. No. Ok, all- all right.
This is gonna, this is gonna sound you know, a little umm, hasty, but uh, just go with it. Umm. Ugh. What if we got married?
Joshua: What? !
Rachel: Oh, I know, I know, it's-it's so, it's so totally like, "Whoa! Can we do this?" You know, I mean,
but I mean it just feels right! Don't you think? It does! I mean, it just feels right, don't you?
Joshua: Wow! Uhh, Rachel uhh, you're a real special lady, but my divorce isn't final yet and, and, and we've been on four dates, so, I'm thinking "No, but, thanks."
Gunther: YOU IDIOT! !! !!
Sleep Clinic Worker: Your name, please?
Joey: Joey Tribbiani.
Sleep Clinic Worker: Um-hmm, and did you stay up all night in preparation for your sleep study? Uh, sir?
Chandler: Yes he did.
Sleep Clinic Worker: Alll right, we'll call you in a few minutes.
Chandler: Oh, check out that girl! She is really hot!
Joey: Yeah, she is. Wow! How you doing? You looking good.
Joey: What? !
Chandler: You're coming on to the entire room! I'm Chandler.
Chandler: You mind if I...
Marjorie: No, please.
Chandler: So uh, what are you in for?
Marjorie: I-I talk in my sleep.
Chandler: What a coincidence, I listen in my sleep.
Joey: So why don't you give me your number?
Monica: Are you ready?
Phoebe: I got it! Mine!
Phoebe: Thank you!
Monica: Ok! My turn! My turn!
Phoebe: Ok! Ok, ready?
Monica: That was a terrible throw! !
Phoebe: Well I'm not gonna throw it right to you! That's not real!
Monica: Look at me! My big concern is what's real? ! Oh my God. We're really sad, aren't we?
Phoebe: Yeah, I think we are.
Monica: This isn't even my dress.
Phoebe: Well, at least you didn't rent yours from a store called, "It's Not Too Late."
Monica: I'm changing out of this.
Phoebe: Me too.
Monica: In like half a hour?
Phoebe: Me too.
Monica: Ok. All right throw it straight this time.
Monica: I'm getting married next! !
Phoebe: I hate my regular clothes now! You know? It's like I look down and-and I know, this isn't gonna be the most special day of my life.
Monica: Yeah. I mean it was kinda fun for a while, but didn't you start feeling kinda silly?
Phoebe: I guess. Yeah
Phoebe: Oh my God!
Monica: Oh God.
Phoebe: Oh, you're such a cheater!
Chandler: Hello! Little ones.
Monica: So, is Joey gonna stop snoring?
Chandler: Yep! And! A beautiful woman agreed to go out with me. Joey wanted to ask her out, but uh, she picked me.
Phoebe: Oh, how'd that happen?
Chandler: Because I'm cooler.
Monica: No, seriously.
Chandler: Well she's, you know, she's the kinda girl- Joey was unconscious.
Joey: Hey you guys! What's happening?
Monica: Oh my God!
Phoebe: What is that?
Joey: Oh, they gave it to me at the sleep clinic, and it's gonna help me not to snore.
Monica: Well, are you asleep right now, Joe? 'Cause I don't think you have to wear it unless you are!
Joey: I know I don't have to! Tastes good.
Chandler: Plus, you look cool.
Monica: Hope I didn't stretch out Emily's dress too much.
Phoebe: No, your butt's not that much bigger than hers.
Rachel: Well, I just called Joshua...
Rachel: Well, I did my best to convince him that I'm not some crazy girl who is dying to get married- I'm just going through a hard time.
Phoebe: What did he say?
Rachel: Well uh, his answering machine was very understanding. Ugh. I feel blue.
Monica: Ohh, sweetie! Hey, I bet you anything that he's gonna call you again.
Rachel: Yeah, maybe, but you know, I don't think I even care. I don't think he's the one I'm sad about.
You know, I know that I said that I am totally ok with Ross getting married, but as it turns out, I don't think I'm handling it all that well.
Phoebe: Yeah, maybe.
Rachel: And I-I am just trying to figure out why.
Phoebe: Any luck?
Rachel: Well, yeah, I mean you know how Ross and I have always been on again, off again, on again, off again?
I guess I just figured that somewhere down the road, we would be on again. Again.
Monica: You know what? I think we all did.
Ross: So, I got us some reservations for Sunday night, ok? How about, Ernie's at 9 o'clock?
Rachel: Yeah, well, you uh, better make it for three.
Ross: Oh, see I-I don't know if we're gonna be hungry at three.
Rachel: Three people. Joshua's not gonna be there.
Ross: What happened?
Rachel: Uh, well, I think, I think he broke up with me.
Ross: Noo. Why?
Rachel: Well, apparently he scares easy.
Ross: Oh, Rachel, I'm-I'm sorry.
Rachel: It's ok. Sometimes, things don't work out the way you'd thought they would.
Ross: Come here.
Rachel: Oh, hey, don't you have to go pick up Emily?
Ross: You ok?
Rachel: Yeah! I got my girls.
Phoebe: Hey, you know what might cheer you up?
Rachel: You know, I gotta tell you, this really does put me in a better mood.
Monica: Oh, I wish there was a job where I could wear this all the time. Maybe someday, there will be.
Monica: Oh God! That's Chandler. He's gonna come by and borrow some candles for his big date!
Rachel: Oh, ok!
Monica: No-no, Rachel, don't get it! He'll see us!
Phoebe: No, yeah! The groom cannot see the bride!
Rachel: You don't gotta marry Chandler!
Phoebe: Not after this!
Rachel: Ok, guys, just, relax. I doooo.
Joshua: I gotta go.
Rachel: Oh, wait, Joshua! Joshua! Yeah, well, that oughta do it.
Marjorie: Food's here. Fair enough. Fifteen-minute warning. Late.
Joey: Dude! I am trying to sleep!