Chandler: You know what? It seems like all of the sudden, so much's happening.
Joey: I know. Ross is getting married.
Chandler: Phoebe is, making people.
Joey: Everybody's doing stuff!
Chandler: And we just sit here. I mean if I die the only way people would even know I was here, would be by the ass print on this chair!
Joey: What're we doing?
Chandler: Wasting our lives.
Joey: I meant for lunch.
Chandler: Look, we have to do something. Ok? Something huge!
Joey: We could climb Mt. Everest!
Chandler: No-no, not something stupid, something huge.
Joey: No-no-no-no-no, I saw an ad for this video, people climb that thing everyday! We could totally do that!
Chandler: Why not? ! I mean it's just, it's just climbing! It's just, it's just steep!
Chandler: We're going to Everest! Ok, it would be nice to leave an ass print on Everest!
Phoebe: What-what's up?
Joey: We're gonna climb Mt. Everest!
Chandler: Yeah baby!
Phoebe: Really? ! I looked into that. Yeah, but, I mean it costs like $60,000 and you know you could die. And, and you would die!
Chandler: Yeah, well...
Joey: We can get that Everest video you know.
Chandler: Yeah, we could do that without, you know risking our lives at all!
Joey: And while we're down at the video store, you know what else we could rent? Die Hard!
Oh, you know what? I just remembered, that Everest thing is only available through mail order.
Chandler: Oh, well...
Phoebe: So you guys'll stay here and hang out with me?
Joey: Yeah. Yeah.
Chandler: But I'll tell you something. One of these days we're gonna get off our butts and rent Die Hard again!
Joey: Yeah we are!
Ross: Wow! That was fast. It usually takes me two hours to get Ben to go down for his nap.
Emily: Such a little sweetheart. Do you know what he just said?
Emily: Good night, mommy.
Ross: Oh, yeah, that's 'cause he has got lots of mommies. Yeah, in fact, it's kinda become his word for "woman".
Emily: So what did we decide? Does your uncle Nathan get an invite or not?
Ross: Ohh, God, nobody likes him, and he's so cheap, I mean he'd never fly to London in a million years. Yeah, invite him. Hey, did I do these neat enough?
Emily: Yeah, they're fine.
Emily: If anyone asks, we'll say that Ben addressed them. Oh! So you invited Rachel then?
Ross: Sure. Why not?
Emily: Oh, I don't think I'd be comfortable having any of my old lovers there.
Ross: Wait-wait-wait, do you, do you think, maybe we shouldn't invite her?
Emily: Oh, no-no, Ross, you know I absolutely adore Rachel, it's just that, well I thought it might be way awkward for you.
But it's absolutely your decision. More tea?
Ross: Yeah sure.
Emily: Earl Grey?
Ross: Huh? Yeah, fine, invite whoever you want.
Ross: I don't want to be single, ok? I just, I just- I just wanna be married again!
Chandler: And I, just want a million dollars!
Monica: Rachel? !
Rachel: Oh God Monica, hi! Thank god...
Monica: Ok, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. This is everybody, this is Chandler, and-and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross?
Ross: You know you probably didn't know this, but back in high school, I had a, um, major crush on you.
Rachel: I knew.
Ross: You did! Oh...I always figured you just thought I was Monica's geeky older brother.
Rachel: I did.
Ross: Oh. Listen, do you think- and try not to let my intense vulnerability become any kind of a factor here- but do you think it would be ok if I asked you out? Sometime? Maybe?
Rachel: Yeah, maybe...
Ross: Ok...ok, maybe I will...
Ross: See, I see uh...big passion in your future.
Ross: I do.
Rachel: Oh, Ross, you're so great.
Joey: It's never gonna happen.
Ross: Ok, I have a question. Well, actually, it's not so much a question as more of a general wondering...ment.
Ross: OK. Huhh. Umm, well for a while now, I've been wanting to, um...
Rachel: Oh! !! !
Ross: Yes, yes, that's right...
Rachel: Oh, look at the little cat over there!
Ross: What? Ow!
Monica, Joey, and Phoebe: [Singing] I'm on top of the world, looking down on creation and the only explanation...
Rachel: All right, listen, missy. If you want this cart, you're gonna have to take me with it!
Rachel: Yes! Did you see that?
Ross: You were incredible! A brand new woman, ladies and gentlemen.
Rachel: Thank you, I could not have done this without you.
Ross: Ok, um, uh, more clothes in the dryer? I'm fine, I'm fine.
Ross: You had no right to tell me you ever had feelings for me.
Ross: I was doing great with Julie before I found out about you.
Rachel: Hey, I was doing great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?
Ross: The point is I...I don't need this right now, OK. It, it's too late, I'm with somebody else, I'm happy. This ship has sailed.
Rachel: Alright, fine, you go ahead and you do that, alright Ross.
Rachel: I don't need your stupid ship.
Rachel: Ross do you realise this is the first time in my life I'm doing something I actually care about?
This is the first time in my life I'm doing something that I'm actually good at? I mean. if you don't get that...
Ross: No hey, I get that, ok? I get that big time. And I'm happy for you, but I'm tired of having a relationship with your answering machine!
Ok, I don't know what to do anymore.
Rachel: Well neither do I!
Ross: Is this about Mark?
Rachel: Oh my God.
Ross: Ok, it's not, it's not.
Rachel: Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight, over and over again, Ross. No, you're, you're, you're making this too hard.
Ross: Oh I'm, I'm making this too hard. Ok, what do you want me to do.
Rachel: I don't know, I don't know. Look, Urrrgh! Maybe we should just take a break.
Ross: You're right. Let's ah, let's take a break, let's cool off, ok, let's get some frozen yogart or something...
Rachel: No. A break from us.
Chloe: Do I know why we're rushing?
Ross: Yeah, you know the ah, the girlfriend I told you about last night? Well it turns out she ah, she wants to get back together with me. Oh, I found it! !
Chloe: That's so great for you guys!
Chloe: Good luck with your girlfriend.
Ross: Oh, thank you. Hey, hey. Rachel! !!
Rachel: Hi. Ohhh, you got my message.
Ross: Yeah, oh hey, you are right on time.
Rachel: So, what do you say? Can I be your girlfriend again?
Ross: Yes, you can, very much.
Ross: Ahhhh! !
Rachel: I want you to leave! Get outta here!
Ross: No! !
Rachel: Just get out! Now! !
Ross: No! ! No! ! I wanna stay. I wanna talk about this.
Rachel: Ok! All right! How was she?
Rachel: Was she good?
Joey: Don't answer that.
Rachel: Come on Ross! You said you wanted to talk about it, let's talk about it! ! How was she?
Ross: She was...
Joey: Awful! She was horrible!
Chandler: She was not good. Not good.
Joey: She was nothing compared to you.
Ross: She, she was different.
Rachel: Good different?
Ross: Nobody likes change. I-
Ross: What? Ok, ok, ok, ok.
Rachel:...the way you owned up to everything, it just showed me how much you've grown. You know?
I mean my mom never thought this would work out. She was all, "Once a cheater, always a cheater."
Ooh, I just wish we hadn't lost those four months, but if time was what you needed just to gain a little perspective...
Ross: WE WERE ON A BREAK! !! !! !!
Rachel: You seem to really like her.
Ross: Yeah, but what am I gonna do, I mean we-we both agreed it was gonna be a two-week, thing, you know no commitment.
Rachel: Ross, that girl just spent the entire evening talking to your friends, asking to hear stories about you,
looking through Monica's photo albums, I mean you don't do that if you're just in it for two weeks.
Ross: You think?
Rachel: You've got like 14 hours, until she has to be at the airport, and you're sitting here in the hallway with a 28-year-old cheerleader with a fat lip.
Ross: Hey, you're right.
Monica: Ohh, this is soo amazing! I can't believe my brother's getting married! And in London! I mean, it's just, it's so romantic!
Joey: Hey, pretty smart! Tissue paper! You're at the wedding, you have to cry, "Handkerchief?" "No-no, I got my invitation."
Phoebe: Oooh look! Isn't this adorable, Ross let Ben address mine!
Phoebe: Hey! Hey, did you get your invitation to Ross's wedding?
Joey: Oh, don't worry man, I get to bring a guest. We'll show him.
Phoebe: I'm so jealous you're all going! I can't believe I never knew that you can't fly in your third trimester!
Chandler: I didn't know that.
Monica: I never knew that either.
Joey: I knew that! I so didn't know that, but you should see your faces.
Rachel: Hi guys! What's up?
Monica: We're hanging out.
Rachel: What's this? Is this Ross's wedding invitation?
Chandler: See, maybe that's the one we should've actually hidden.
Rachel: Oh, no! No you guys! Come on, you don't have to do that! I'm hap-happy for him! I am! I really - I'm-I'm happ - I'll work on it.
Monica: I'm sorry honey.
Monica: Rach, you're gonna come though aren't you?
Rachel: Oh, honey, I don't know.
Chandler: This isn't one of those uh, you know "If she doesn't come, we-we don't, we don't come?" Right? Because I already bought my ticket...
Joey: Dude, you're not even invited!
Monica: You know what would be real weird? Is if you weren't there. Just say you'll think about it, ok?
Rachel: No, I'll think about it. Yeah.
Rachel: Who's this from?
Chandler: Oh, that's Ross's.
Rachel: Oh...Oh my God. He remembered.
Phoebe: Remembered what?
Rachel: It was like months ago. We were walking by this antique store, and I saw this pin in the window, and I told him that it was just like one my grandmother had when I was a little girl.
Oh! I can't believe he remembered!
Phoebe: This must've cost him a fortune.
Monica: I can't believe he did this.
Chandler: Come on, Ross? Remember back in college, when he fell in love with Carol and bought her that ridiculously expensive crystal duck?
Rachel: What did you just say?
Rachel: Oh....my God.
Rachel: Oh my God.
Julie: Ross and I were in grad school together.
Ross: But we haven't seen each other since then. Well I land in China, guess who's in charge of the dig.
Rachel: Julie! Julie, isn't that great? I mean, isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?
Ross: Oh, that is so sweet. No, no, ok, no, you hang up. No, you, ok, ok, one, two, three. Well you didn't hang up either.
Rachel: She didn't hang up either...
Ross: Ok, no, no, you hang up. You, you, yo-
Rachel: Ross, hi, it's Rachel. I'm just calling to say that um, everything's fine and I'm really happy for you and your cat...
So obviously, I am over you. I am over you, and that, my friend, is what they call closure.
Ross: Rach, I got a message from you.
Rachel: Oh my God. Ross, no, hang up the phone, give me the phone Ross, give me the phone, give me the phone, give me the...
Ross: You're over me?
Rachel: Ohhh God.
Ross: Wha...you're uh, you're, you're over me?
Rachel: Ohh, God.
Ross: When, when were you...under me?
Rachel: Basically, lately, I've uh, I've uh, sort of had feelings for you.
Ross: OK, I need to lie down.
Joey: He broke up with Julie. Well, go hug her, for god's sakes.
Ross: Really. It's always been you, Rach.
Rachel: Oh, God.
Chandler and Joey: Oh.
Ross: Listen, I'm sorry I had to work tonight.
Rachel: Oh it's OK. You were worth the wait, and I don't just mean tonight.
Rachel: Ah, oh God. Oh, honey, oh, that's OK. Oh, God!
Ross: Oh no, you just rolled over the juice box.
Ross: Gunther, please tell me you didn't say anything to Rachel about me and the girl from the copy place.
Gunther: I'm sorry. Was I not supposed to?
Ross: Hey! You're the one who ended it, remember?
Rachel: Yeah, because I was mad at you, not because I stopped loving you!
Ross: You still love me?
Ross: What does this mean? What do you, I mean do you wanna, get back together?
Rachel: No! Maybe! I, I don't...
Ross: What? !
Rachel: I just, I feel...
Rachel: You know I can't believe I even thought of getting back together again! We are so over! !
Ross: FINE BY ME! !
Rachel: And hey! Just so you know, it's not that common! It doesn't happen to every guy! And it is a big deal! !
Chandler: I KNEW IT! !! !
Mrs. Geller: I see Rachel's coming up. Doesn't she look pretty. Jack...
Rachel: Oh my God.
Monica: You know what this is, this is us getting ready for the prom.
Ross: You know what, you guys, we don't have to watch this.
All: Oh yeah we do. Come on.
Mrs. Geller: Did you get a shot of Monica.
Mr. Geller: Wait, how do you zoom out? There she is.
Monica: Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds.
Chandler: Ahh, so how many cameras are actually on you?
Monica: Dad, turn it off.
Mr. Geller: It is off. Right Ross?
Joey: Looking good Mr. Kotter.
Rachel: I can't go to my own prom without a date, I can't, it's too late.
Monica: If you don't, you're not going then I don't wanna go either.
Mrs. Geller: I have a wonderful idea. You should take Rachel to the prom.
Ross: You know what? I think we've seen enough, let's turn it off.
All: No, no, no.
Ross: OK, fine, well I'm not gonna watch, alright.
Mr. Geller: Come on kid, let's go.
Mrs. Geller: Ahh, are you handsome.
Mr. Geller: Let's show 'em.
ROSS: OK, dad.
Mr. Geller: Rachel, ready or not, here comes your knight in shining...Oh no.
Rachel, Monica, Roy, and Chip: Bye.
Mrs. Geller: Oh, dear. Jack, how do I turn this off?
Monica: I can't believe you did that.
Ross: Yeah, well.
Phoebe: See, he's her lobster.
Monica: Nooooo. You're really not going?
Rachel: Yeah. It's just gonna be too hard. You know? I mean, it's Ross. How can I watch him get married?
You know it's just, it's for the best, you know it is, it's...You know, plus, somebody's gotta stay here with Phoebe!
You know she's gonna be pretty big by then, she needs someone help her tie up her shoes, drive her to the hospital in case she goes into labor.
Monica: You don't have a car. And your license expired.
Rachel: I know. Yeah, see, there's so much to do and I have so little time to do it in.
Chandler: All right, check it out. Check this out. It says here that there's a place you can go to rent videos of all the museums! "It's almost as good as being there."
Joey: It's better! You can't go to a museum in your underwear!
Chandler: Well, You could, but...probably just the one time.
Joey: I bet we can get videos of all the sites, get a VCR in our hotel room...we'd never even have to go outside!
Chandler: If we do that, we gotta rent Die Hard.
Joey: I bet the British version is good!
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