Phoebe: That's like the tenth time I've peed since I've been here!
Monica: That's also like the tenth time you told us.
Phoebe: Yeah, oh I'm sorry, it must be really hard to hear! I'll tell you, it's not easier having three babies play Bring in 'da Noise, Bring in 'da Funk on your bladder!
抱歉，那一定很难听进去了，我告诉你，那更不容易的是让三个孩子在你膀脏上演奏“Bring in 'da Noise, Bring in 'da Funk”！
Oh, I am so tired of being pregnant! I can't sleep, except on my back which hurts! So I can't sleep!
Ohh. The only happiness I get is from a cup of coffee, which of course is decaf, 'cause- Oh! I'm pregnant!
Ross: Pheebs, did...you want a cookie?
Phoebe: Thank you so much.
Rachel: So uh, Pheebs, honey-honey, how are those mood swings coming?
Phoebe: I haven't really had any yet.
Ross: Hey guys!
Ross: All right, here's the ring.
Chandler: Yes! Yes! A thousand times, yes!
Ross: So uh, any ideas for the bachelor party yet?
Joey: Whoa-whoa-whoa! Before you start handing out wedding rings and planning bachelor parties, don't you have to decide who your best man is gonna be?
Chandler: Oh, it's awkward. It's awkward. It's awkward.
Ross: I sorta've already asked Chandler.
Joey: What? ! He got to do it at your first wedding!
Ross: Joey, I-I figured you'd understand. I mean, I-I've known him a lot longer.
Joey: Come on Ross! Look, I-I don't have any brothers; I'll never get to be a best man!
Chandler: You can be the best man when I get married.
Joey: I'll never get to be a best man!
Ross: Wait-wait, so, you get to be my best man twice and I don't get to be yours at all?
Chandler: Oh no-no, you- yeah, of course you can be my best man.
Joey: What about me? ! You-you just said I could!
Chandler: I'm not even getting married! Ok, this is a question for science fiction writers!
Joey: I can't believe you're not picking me.
Ross: Hey, how could it not be me? !
Chandler: I'm not even...I'm not even...
Ross: Fine, you know what, that's it. From now on, Joey, I want you to be my best man.
Joey: Yes! Shame about you though.
Phoebe: Stop it!
Phoebe: One of the babies is kicking.
Monica: I thought that was a good thing.
Phoebe: It's not kicking me, it's kicking one of the other babies. Oh! Don't make me come in there!
Joey: Do you guys have like a big bowl I can borrow?
Monica: Yeah, there's one right under the cabinet.
Monica: Why do you need it?
Joey: Oh, we're having a big party tomorrow night. Later!
Rachel: Whoa! Hey-hey, you planning on inviting us?
Joey: No, later.
Phoebe: Hey! ! Get your ass back here, Tribbiani! !
Monica: What Phoebe meant to say was umm, how come you're having a party and we're not invited?
Joey: Oh, it's Ross's bachelor party.
Joey: Are you bachelors?
Joey: Are you strippers?
Joey: Then you're not invited.
Rachel: All right fine! You're not invited to uh the party we're gonna have either.
Joey: Oh-whoa, what party?
Rachel: Well umm...
Monica: The baby shower for Phoebe!
Joey: Baby shower. Wow! That sooo doesn't sounds like something I wanna do! Later!
Phoebe: I can't believe I'm gonna have a party! So great! A party! Yay! ! I don't know why.
Joey: This is what I've got going for the party so far, liquor-wise. Get a lot of liquor.
Ross: Great. Great.
Joey: Ok, now, uh, in terms of the invite list, Obviously I got you, me, and Chandler and I'm gonna invite Gunther because, well, we've been talking about this pretty loud.
Gunther: I'll be there.
Joey: All right- And, oh! Listen, I know this is your party, but I'd really like to limit the number of museum geeks that are gonna be there.
Ross: Yeah. Tell you what, let's not invite any of the anthropologists, just the dinosaur dudes!
Joey: Ok! We need a six-pack of Zima.
Chandler: Hey guys, what're you doing?
Ross: Oh, just planning my bachelor party with my best man.
Chandler: Yeah, well, good luck trying to top the last one.
Ross: Yeah, see, I don't think it's gonna that difficult considering this one won't be taking place in the basement of a Pizza Hut.
Chandler: Oh, I'm Ross. I'm Ross. I'm too good for the Hut; I'm too good for the Hut.
Ross: Look, I gotta go pick up Ben. Everything so far sounds great Joey, just remember to keep it on the mellow side, ok?
Just a couple of guys hanging out playing poker, no-no strippers or anything ok?
Joey: You got it.
Ross: Ok, see you later.
Chandler: See you. Have fun planning your mellow bachelor party.
Joey: Well, there's gonna be strippers there. He didn't say anything about no strippers.
Chandler: He just said, "No strippers."
Joey: Oh, I chose not to hear that.
Monica: Look what I got! Look what I got! Look what I got! Can you believe they make these for little people?
Rachel: Little village people.
Monica: Ok, look at this one. This is my favorite.
Rachel: Oh, that is so sweet!
Monica: I know! Phoebe is gonna love dressing them in these!
Rachel: Huh. Except, Phoebe's not gonna be the one that gets to dress them.
Monica: Because she's not going to get to keep the babies.
Rachel: Oh my God! We are throwing the most depressing baby shower ever!
Monica: Wait a minute! Unless, we give her all gifts she can use after she's done being pregnant. Like-like umm, like regular coffee, Tequila, a carton of cigarettes!
Rachel: What? She doesn't smoke.
Monica: It's the thought that counts.
Rachel: Oh, no, it's a great idea, it's a great. Oh, and somebody can get her those, those leather pants she's always wanted!
Monica: Oh, she's gonna love that!
Phoebe: What the hell is this? ! What, did you actually thought it would make me feel better to give me something I can't even use for another two months? !
This sucks! Who gave me this? !
Jasmine: Well, I...I...They told me you liked them.
Phoebe: Oh, oh. All right, then I'm wrong! It's a great gift! The best present I ever got! OH! All right, what's my next present? !
All: I don't have anything.
Phoebe: All right, fine, then this is over. God! Balloons! !
Ross: Hey listen man, about the stripper...
Ross: Good call!
Joey: So you know who to ask to host your next bachelor party? Huh?
Ross: Joey, I'm kind of hoping this will be my last one.
Chandler: Ok, a little announcement, a little announcement. I've decided that my best man is, my best friend Gunther!
Gunther: What's my last name?
Chandler: Central Perk?
Gunther: Thanks for not marrying Rachel.
Joey: Oh-whoa-wait, Gunther, don't-don't forget your shirt.
Ross: Hey-hey, what are those?
Joey: Oh, little party favors, check it out!
Ross: Wow! Yeah!
Chandler: Ok, ok, a little announcement, I just want everybody know that the position of my best man is still open! And uh, you know, so is the position of the bride.
The Stripper: Great!
Ross: smooth, man. Yeah, you got some chili on your neck.
Well, I just want to say, thanks everyone, this-this was great, Ok? And hey! I'll see you guys Monday morning. Thanks Joey.
Joey: Oh, hey, don't forget your shirt.
Ross: Oh, thanks!
Joey: Ok, hey, museum geeks, party's over. Ok. Wave bye-bye to the nice lady. There you go.
Back to your parent's basement. All right. Come on boys, come on out! Here you go. All right.
The Stripper: Ohhh, look at the little birdies! Are those yours?
The Stripper: Wow, I didn't know they let you keep chickens and ducks as pets.
Joey: Oh yeah-yeah. And I got the duck totally trained too. Watch this. Stare at the wall. Hardly move. Be white.
The Stripper: You are really good at that. So uh, I had fun tonight, you throw one hell of a party.
Joey: Oh thanks. Thanks. Yeah, it was great meeting you. And listen, if any of my friends ever get married, or. . you know, have a birthday, or a Tuesday...
The Stripper: Eh, that would be great. So I guess umm, good night.
Joey: Oh unless you uh, you wanna hang around.
The Stripper: Yeah?
Joey: Yeah. I'll let you play with my duck.
Joey: Hey, stripper! The stripper stole the ring! ! The stripper stole the ring! ! Chandler, get up! Get up! The stripper stole the ring!
Joey: The ring is gone!
Chandler: Ugh. Ok, this's like, give me, a minute to wake up for this- Ah-ha-ha! ! You lost the ring! You're the worst best man, ever!
Joey: Dude, this isn't funny! What am I gonna do? ! I go to sleep last night, everything's cool! I wake up this morning, the stripper's gone and the ring, is gone!
Chandler: You slept with the stripper?
Joey: Of course! !
Phoebe: Hi, guys.
Rachel: Hi! Phoebe.
Monica: Hi Phoebe.
Phoebe: I-I wanted to apologize if I - you know seemed a tad edgy yesterday at my shower. You know, it's just the hormones, you know.
Rachel: No we...
Rachel: ...hormones, yeah.
Phoebe: Anyway, I just wanted to say thank you, it was just, it was so sweet.
Monica: Wow, you seem to be doing so much better. That's great. So how-how are things going?
Phoebe: Good. you know-no-no, but-ok, it's-it feels like everything's been about me lately, so what's happening with you?
Rachel: Oh, well, actually we were just talking about me not going to Ross's wedding.
Rachel: It just might be too hard, given the history and all that...
Phoebe: Wow! This reminds me of the time when I was umm, living on the street and this guy offered to buy me food if I slept with him.
Rachel: Well, h-how is this like that?
Phoebe: Well, let's see, it's not. Really, like that. Because, you see that was an actual problem, and uh, yours is just like you know a bunch of you know high school crap that nobody really gives you know...
Rachel: I'm-I'm sorry, I guess I just thought that...
Phoebe: Alright, here come the water works.
Joey: Ugh! I don't know what I'm gonna do! I called the company that sent her and th-they don't care!
Then I called 9-1-1 and they yelld at me, if this isn't an emergency, then what is?
Chandler: I'll tell you, Joe. I really wanna help you out but I got plans to go see Titanic so I've gotta call 9-1-1 to find out what time it starts!
Ross: Hey guys!
Ross: I just wanted to thank you again for last night, what a great party!
And the guys from work had a blast. You know one of them had never been to a bachelor party before?
Yeah! And-and another one had never been to a party before, so...
Joey: So uh, hey, that uh, that wedding ring, huh? Man, that is nice!
Ross: Yeah, right!
Joey: I was uh, I was thinking I might pick one of those babies up for myself, I might wanna get one of those...
Ross: That ring? When my grandmother first came to this country, that ring and the clothes on her back were all she had with her.
Chandler: So you might say, that the ring is irreplaceable?
Ross: Oh absolutely! It's been in my family for generations, and every bride who's worn it has lived a long and happy life.
Chandler: So you might say, it's a magic ring.
Joey: Yeah, the stripper stole it.
Ross: What-what did you just-
Chandler: I think I heard what he said. I believe it was, oh yes, "The stripper stole the ring."
Ross: My-my ring? My-my wedding ring? The-the stripper stole my wedding ring? ! How-how? ! How could this happen? !
Chandler: Well, I think it all started when you said, "Hey Joey, why don't you be my best man."
Ross: All right-all right, fine! I-I'm gonna call the cops!
Joey: Dude, I-I screwed up, you don't have to turn me in!
Ross: Not on you! On the stripper!
Joey: Oh, yeah, well I-I already did that! They said they're gonna look into it right after they solved all the murders.
Ross: Ok, well, then we-we'll call the company that sent her!
Joey: I did that too! They wouldn't give me her real name or her number.
They said, "If I bothered them again they'd call the police." I said, "If you talk to the police, you tell them I'm missing a ring!"
Ross: So what, Joey? Wh-wh-what? What are you telling me? That there's nothing we can do? Well, how could this happen? !
Joey: Look Ross, I am so-so sorry. I-I-I...
Chandler: Well, what if we just ah, called her, used a fake name, and had her come to my office?
Joey: Oh, that sounds like fun, but we got a ring to find! !
Monica: Here's your tea Phoebe.
Phoebe: It's so good. Oh, thanks.
Monica: I'm so glad you liked it.
Monica: What? !
Rachel: What? ! She made the tea!
Phoebe: Oh! No, I-I think I just had a contraction.
Rachel: You what?
Monica: Oh my God!
Phoebe: Yeah, I thought I felt one a couple of minutes ago, and now I know that definitely was one.
Monica: Oh, wait-wait-wait, you-you can't have the baby here! I mean I haven't sterilized the apartment since the guys moved out!
Rachel: Ok. It's ok. We're gonna be ok. What-you know what? It's ok. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna boil some water and just rip up some sheets!
Phoebe: No. It's all right; it's probably false labor. They said that that could happen near the end, so just, somebody get the book.
Monica: Rachel, get the book! The book!
Rachel: Ok! Ok! Here!
Monica: The Bible? !
Rachel: I don't know!
Joey: All right, ok, ok, this is great, uh, Chandler, you get behind the desk.
And-and when she comes in, hopefully, she won't recognize you because, well, why would she?
Uh, ok, and then you buzz Ross and I.You be uh, Mr. Gonzalez, and I'll be uh, Mr. Wong.
The Stripper: Anybody call for security?
Chandler: You be cool.
The Stripper: Ok, which one of you guys is Gunther Central-Perk? Hey, Joey?
Ross: Where's my ring? My dead grandmother's wedding ring? Where is it? Where is it?
Chandler: Way to be cool, man.
The Stripper: Hey what's he talking about?
Joey: There was a ring, in a box, on my nightstand, after you left, it was gone!
The Stripper: You guys think I stole some ring?
The Guys: Yeah!
Ross: We know you took it so just-just save yourself the time and confess!
The Stripper: Ok, who are you? The Hardy boys? Look, I don't need to steal some stupid ring, all right? I make $1,600 a week doing what I do; any of you guys make that?
Chandler: Marry me.
Joey: I don't get it! It was in my room all night! If she didn't take it, and I didn't take it; and you didn't take it, then who did? Shh! We're trying to think!
Rachel: I still don't get how you know when it's false labor.
Phoebe: Well, do you see any babies?
Monica: How do you feel?
Phoebe: Ok, I guess. I mean...I don't know, it's just, I guess I just, I know it's gonna be over soon. So-
Rachel: But, isn't that a good thing? I mean, you said you were sick of this.
Phoebe: I know. It's just you know usually when you're, when you're done with the pregnant thing, and-and you know, you know you get to do the mom thing.
I'm gonna be, you know, sitting around in my leather pants, drinking tequila.
Monica: Some moms do that.
Phoebe: Ok that's even sadder. Look, I-I know, I know what I got myself into, you know, it's just that now that they're in me it's like, it's like I know them you know, and-and, it's just, it's not gonna be easy when you know, these little babies have to go away.
Monica: Aww, I know, sweetie, but it's not like you're not gonna have anything. I mean you're gonna have nieces and nephews, and someways that's even better.
Phoebe: Yeah, ok.
Rachel: No, really. Really, Pheebs, I mean, you-you're not gonna be the one worrying about saving for college, or yelling at them when they're bad, you know, or deciding to put them on Ritalin when they just won't calm down. you know?
Monica: I mean you're gonna be the one that they come to when they wanna run away from home, and the one they talk to about sex.
Rachel: And you just get to be cool Aunt Phoebe!
Phoebe: Cool Aunt Phoebe. I am pretty cool!
Rachel: Yeah. And you know what else, oh my God, are they gonna love you.
Phoebe: They are gonna love me.
Phoebe: Thanks you guys! Again.
Monica: Oh, sweetie!
Phoebe: Thanks. Oh!
Monica and Rachel: What? ! Oh, God.
Phoebe: Just kidding. Ahh!
Rachel: What? !
Monica: Oh my God!
Phoebe: Oh Gotcha again, you are so easy.
Joey: If anything should happen to him...
Ross: Joey! The vet said it's a simple procedure.
Joey: So? ! Things could go wrong! You don't know! Wh-what if he doesn't make it? !
Chandler: He will, Joe.
Joey: Yeah, but what if he doesn't? He's such a good duck.
Joey: I'm so worried about him, you know?
The Doctor: Somebody lose a ring?
Ross: Oh my God! Thank you! Thank you so much!
Joey: H-h-h-how's the duck?
The Doctor: He's doing just fine, he's resting now, but you can see him in a little bit.
Joey: Oh, great! Oh hey, listen Ross, thanks for being so cool about this.
Ross: No, that's all right.
Joey: No, it's not. I mean you-you made me your best man and I totally let you down!
Chandler: Hey, come on, it's not your fault.
Joey: Yeah, it is! You wouldn't've lost the ring, right? you know what, Ross you were right from the start, he should be your best man.
Chandler: No, you should.
Joey: Look, don't argue with me...
Ross: Hey! Hey! I get to choose my best man. I want both you guys.
Ross: Hey, both you guys should be up there with me. I mean, you two are-are my...I mean, I'm lucky to have just one good...
Chandler: Than-thanks man.
Joey: I gotta go check something over here.
Chandler: What a baby.
Ross: Total wuss!
Monica: Hey, how come you're getting nana's ring?
Ross: Oh, mom gave it to me. She said something about it being a wedding ring and that you may not need...one. I really didn't need to tell you all that.
Monica: You- I don't really think it's fair. I mean, I've always loved that ring.
Ross: Oh, Mon, I'm sorry. I'd let you have it but-but Emily's gotten really attached to it. Thanks.
Monica: Here you go.
Monica: Hey, Emily, umm, did you know that that ring spent two days in a duck's colon?
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