Monica: You guys, hurry up! The flight leaves in four hours! It could take time to get a taxi! There could be traffic!
The plane could leave early! When we get to London, there could be a line at customs! Come on! !
Chandler: Six-hour trip to London. That's a lot of Monica. Six-hour trip to London. That's a lot of Monica.
Joey: What do you got there?
Chandler: Condoms, dude!
Joey: How come the writing is in Spanish?
Chandler: Don't read my condoms!
Monica: Passport, check! Camera, check! Traveller's cheques, check!
Rachel: Who are you saying "check" too?
Monica: Myself. You know for remembering you've packed a thing. Yeah, you do a good thing, you get a, check! My mom does it, I never realised it was weird.
Phoebe: Hey, my mom used to put her head in the oven. Well, actually, she only did it the one time. But, it was pretty weird.
Ross: Hey! Are you ready yet?
Monica: Yep! You got the tickets?
Ross: Oh! Got 'em right here, check!
Joey: It's all London, baby! Here we go.
Chandler: You got your passport?
Joey: Yeah, in my third drawer on my dresser. You don't want to lose that.
Joey: Ohh! !
Chandler: There it is.
Monica: Ok, if you need the vacuum, it's in my closet on the left-hand side, ok? Ah, the garbage bags are next to the refrigerator...
Phoebe: Ok, ok, but um, Rachel's gonna be here too, can't I just ask her the stuff?
Monica: Yeah, ok, give that a try!
Chandler: All right! Let's do it!
Joey: Woo-hoo! ! -Ross: Yeah, cheerio!
Joey: London baby!
Chandler: Ok, 'cause that's not gonna get annoying.
Joey: London baby! !
Chandler: Hey, you know what? I was wrong.
Ross: Well, we're all here! I guess we should get going!
Phoebe: Ohhh, I wanna come over there and give you a hug and wish you luck on your wedding, but I don't-can't get up.
Ross: Oh, I'll-I'll come hug you.
Phoebe: Great! Yeah, could you bring me the newspaper?
Phoebe: Thanks. Have a great wedding!
Phoebe: Oh, hey, Chandler I wanna hug you too!
Phoebe: Oh, and great! You might as well bring me my book, it's on the counter in your apartment.
Ross: So, we're off.
Rachel: Have fun!
Ross: Thanks! Ugh, I can't believe you're not gonna be there!
Rachel: Oh, I know.
Ross: So, so, come! Why don't you come?
Rachel: What? !
Ross: To London! Come to London. Please? It'll mean so much to me.
Rachel: Yeah, well, I gotta work, I'm sorry.
Ross: Why-why can't you take a couple of days off?
Rachel: Because, I can't! Ross, I told you, no. I can't.
Ross: This is my wedding.
Monica: All right, you know what? Now we really are late! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! !
Ross: Fine. You'll-you'll watch it on video when we get back.
Chandler: Here you go Phoebe! Here you go Phobo! Phewbedo! Phaybobo.
Phoebe: Thank you.
Phoebe: You, heh-heh.
Ross: All right, let's go! Bye, Pheebs!
Joey: Bye, Pheebs!
Joey: London baby! !
Phoebe: Oh, do you need a hug? You don't have to bring me anything!
Joey: Hi Chandler, do something! Come on, do something.
Chandler: I am, I'm ignoring you.
Joey: Ok, here! I wanna be the on-camera-guy. All right, first stop, Westminster Abbey.
Chandler: Oh, what the hell is that?
Joey: It's London, baby! All right, the hotel's here. Wait. No, we wanna go...No. I know. I'm gonna have to go into the map.
Chandler: Ok, if you see a little version of me in there? Kill it!
Joey: I got it! Here we go.
Chandler: Ok. Listen, listen, we're not gonna have to walk this way the entire time are we?
Joey: Shhh! Oh man, you made me lose it!
Emily:...and that was all before 10 o'clock. The caterer rang and said it was gonna be Chicken Kiev instead of Chicken Tarragon.
And then the florist phoned to say there aren't any tulips. Oh, and the cellist has carpel-tunnel syndrome.We're not gonna be...
Ross: Whoa-whoa-whoa! Emily, honey, okay?
Emily: Well, up yours too!
Ross: What? !
Emily: Oh, that's not what you mean?
Ross: No! No! That's-that's time-out!
Ross: Sweetie, you gotta relax. Everything's gonna be great, ok? Come on. Come on.
Monica: Chicken Kiev?
Ross: Um-hmm! Doesn't that sound delicious at the last minute?
Monica: You know, but something like salmon would just, it'll be so much more elegant than chicken.
And, you wouldn't have to worry about the salmonella. But of course uh, with salmon he'd have to worry about the chickenella...
So, I can't wait to see this place you're getting married!
Ross: Yeah. Yes. Yes, this place is beautiful. Emily's parents got married here.
Emily: I still can't believe they're tearing it down. It really is the most lovely building you'll ever see. I mean it's over...Oh, my God!
Monica: It's nice.
Emily: Oh. Oh.
Emily: Oh. Oh my God. How can this be happening? What are we gonna do?
Ross: It's all right! Everything's gonna be all right.
Emily: How's it gonna be all right? !
Ross: Uh-huh, I see that.
Monica: Ok, I talked to the guy with the shovel and I found out what happened.
Ross: What? What?
Monica: They tore it down a few days early.
Joey: All right! Westminster Abbey! Hands down, best abbey I've ever seen. Hey! Ok. What do you think of the abbey, Chandler?
Chandler: I think it's great. It's great. You know, they're thinking of changing the name of this place.
Joey: Really? To what?
Chandler: To Put the Camera Away!
Joey: Man, you are Westminster Crabby.
Monica: Don't worry. You'll find some place to get married.
Monica: Oowww! !
Dressmaker: Sorry. Lucky this dress is red!
Emily: We can't find another place. Then we can't have the wedding! I-I've ordered chicken, and salad and-and cake for 150.
What should be the most wonderful day of my life is rapidly turning into just Sunday with a spectacular amount of food!
Monica: You're gonna find a place. But even if- God forbid- you didn't. And so you postpone the wedding. Is that really so bad?
I mean, think about it. You could take all the time you needed to get everything that you want.
You could have, you've tulips, you could have salmon...Mmmmm...Salmon! !
Emily: I suppose it wouldn't be the end of the world...Oh, thank you!
Monica: But either way...You're gonna get married, you're gonna be happy, my mom's gonna like you better than me.
Monica: Oh, God...She's told you that already, didn't she? !
Phoebe: Oh. Oh.
Rachel: Oh, honey! Don't get up! What do you need?
Phoebe: Oh, no. Oh, nothing.
Rachel: Come on! I am here to take care of you! What do you need? Anything.
Phoebe: Ok, I have a wedgie.
Rachel: Ok, that is all you.
Phoebe: So, so what do you want for lunch?
Rachel: Oh, I don't know. I guess we have to eat.
Phoebe: Yeah, I do. What's the matter?
Rachel: I'm just bummed the way I left things with Ross. I shouldn't've lied to him about having to work. He seemed so mad at me.
Phoebe: Eh, don't be so hard on yourself. If someone I was still in love with was getting married...
Rachel: Still in love with? !
Rachel: I'm not in love with Ross!
Phoebe: Oh. No. No. Good! Ok, me neither.
Rachel: Phoebe, I'm not going to Ross's wedding because he is my ex-boyfriend and that would be really uncomfortable.
Not because, I'm still in love with him! I mean, hey, you know, I like Ross as much as the next guy, you know?
Clearly I have feelings for him, but feelings don't mean love! You know I mean, I still have loving feelings for Ross you know.
Yeah! But, I have, I have continuing feelings of love, but that doesn't mean that-that I'm still in love with him.
You know? I mean I-I have sexual feelings for him, but I do love him-Ohh! Oh my God! Oh- why didn't you tell me? !!
Phoebe: We thought you knew!
Rachel: We? !
Phoebe: Yeah, we all know! We talk about it all the time!
Rachel: You all know? Does Ross know?
Phoebe: Oh no, Ross doesn't know anything.
Rachel: Oh, I can not believe you didn't tell me!
Phoebe: Well, 'cause we thought you knew! ! It's so obvious!
God, that would be like you know telling Monica, "Hey, you know, you like things clean." Or, you know, "Hey, Joey, you're gay."
Rachel: What? !
Phoebe: Oh, please! She's always got a broom in her hand!
The Vendor: So, what are you fine gentlemen in the market for? We got uh, scarves, souvenir post cards...
Joey: Check this out? Huh? Yeah. That's the stuff. What do you think?
Chandler: Well, I'm not gonna have to buy that "I'm with stupid" T-shirt anymore.
Joey: Well, I like it. Here you go.
Chandler: All right, look, you're not really gonna buy that are you? Don't you think you've embarrassed me enough for one day?
Joey: Oh, I embarrass you?
Chandler: How can I answer that when I'm pretending I don't know you?
The Vendor: He's just jealous. You'll fit right in; all Londoners wear them!
Chandler: Oh really? Then how come no one here anywhere is wearing them?
The Vendor: They're all tourists.
Chandler: All right, look, if you insist on wearing that, in public, you know, you're gonna spend the rest of the afternoon all by yourself.
Joey: Oh yeah? You'd make me choose between you and the hat? I choose the hat.
The Vendor: Good choice.
Chandler: Ok, look. All right, that's it, ok, I'm outta here. I am not gonna be embarrassed anymore!
Joey: How you doing? Joey Tribbiani, America.
Ross: Hey! I just spoke to your dad, and you know what? He seems to think we'll be able to find a new place for the wedding.
Emily: We don't have to.
Ross: Whoa-whoa-what? You found a place?
Emily: No. But, Monica and I were talking, and-and I was so upset about the hall being knocked down, and she suggested that we just put the wedding off for a bit.
Ross: She said what?
Emily: She said, "If I'm not gonna be happy getting married somewhere that we can find in a day, well then we should just postpone it."
Ross: Postpone it? Emily, do you think Monica realises how much our parents spent on this wedding? Huh?
Do you think my sister's teeny-tiny little brain comprehends that people took time out of their lives to fly thousands of miles to be here, huh? This isn't right.
Emily: I-I realise that people are gonna be disappointed. But, I'm sure they'll come back when we can do it right.
Ross: Well, I can't ask people to do that. Would you ask people to do that?
Emily: Don't you point your pants at me! We have no choice!
Any-anywhere that's half-decent would've be booked months ago, Ross don't you understand? This is our wedding I'm talking about.
Ross: The only thing I understand is: postponing it is not an option. This is when we're getting married.
Emily: So what are you saying? It's now or never?
Ross: No. I'm saying it's now.
Ross: There's no 'or' in mine. What is wrong with these pants? !!
Emily: It's not the pants. It's you that is backwards. And if, and if you don't understand how important this is to me, well then, perhaps we shouldn't be getting married at all!
Ross: What, Emily, No, wait! Stop! Emily, please-
Phoebe: So, did shopping help you feel any better about Ross?
Rachel: Manhattan does not have enough stores.
Phoebe: Well, I think I can help you get over him.
Rachel: You can?
Phoebe: Yeah. I just need you to bring me some photos of Ross.
Phoebe: And um, a small piece of chocolate.
Phoebe: And a glass of tepid water.
Rachel: Ooh, is this one of those things where you throw a bunch of stuff in a bag with some graveyard dirt and then hang it from a north-facing tree?
Phoebe: Uh, only if you have the hiccups too. Yeah, the pictures are for you, the chocolate and the water is for me. I just didn't feel like getting up so.
Ok, I'm gonna show you a picture of Ross. Ok? And you're going to remember all the bad things about him. All right? Really focus on his flaws.
Rachel: I can do that. Certainly did it when we were going out.
Phoebe: Ok. Umm, before we get started, I just wanna say for the record that I love Ross, I think he's such a great guy.
Phoebe: Ok, now, close your eyes. And imagine that you're with Ross, ok? imagine that you're kissing him. And you're-you're running your hands all over his body.
And then you run your hands through his hair, but eew-oh gross it's some kind of grease, it's-yuck! Hah?
Rachel: Well I don't know, I don't know, his uh, his hair never bothered me that much, and you know it was-was always more crunchy than it was greasy.
Phoebe: Ok, this is gonna be harder than I thought. Umm, let's try some uh, aversion therapy.
Rachel: All right.
Phoebe: So uh, yeah, look at the picture...
Phoebe: All right, and umm...
Phoebe: Ok, how do you feel now?
Rachel: Well, I like you less!
Chandler: Well, this is just as boring in England.
Joey: Oh. Sorry.
Chandler: No-no-no, you know what? I really shouldn't've said that you were embarrassing me, I mean that really wasn't cool.
And if it makes you feel any better, I've had a really lousy day.
Joey: Me too.
Joey: Noo! ! I had the best day ever! Dude, check this out! Now, I'm gonna fastforward past the part with you because it is booooring.
Joey: Ok, so say hi to my friend and tell him you like my hat.
Fergie: Ok, so umm, what's your friend's name?
Joey: Oh, Chandler.
Fergie: Hi Chandler!
Chandler: That's...That's was...
Monica: Oh my God!
Joey: That's Fergie baby! !
注释：Fergie：约克公爵夫人萨拉(Duchess of York)。贵为约克公爵夫人，也有为一出喜剧而折倒的时候。萨拉·弗格森在《老友记》剧组来到伦敦拍摄后，欣然同意在其中客串一个角色。尽管角色的戏份不多，但她的名气使得这一段仍然足够成为全剧的一个亮点。
Fergie: Joey says you don't really like his hat, but I think it's kinda dashing.
Joey: So, I hear you're single now...
Fergie: Yeah, ummm, I don't like the hat that much.
Chandler: How did you? When did you?
Joey: Well, I was trying to figure out how to get to Buckingham Palace, right? So, I'm in my map and-and...Hey!
Ross: Hi. I understand you had a little talk with Emily.
Monica: Yes, I did! And you, are welcome!
Ross: Am I? ! And was it your idea to postpone the wedding?
Chandler: I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
Joey: Wait up!
Ross: Hey-hey, since you're the 'fix-it' lady, here's a pickle, what'll you do when the bride says she doesn't wanna have the wedding, at all?
Monica: She said that? !
Monica: Why? !
Ross: I don't know, I told her it was stupid to put off the wedding just because the hall was gone and she liked flipped out.
Monica: Oh my God. You're even dumber than I am!
Monica: Ross, how long you've been planning this wedding?
Ross: I don't know. A month?
Monica: Emily has probably been planning it since she was five! Ever since the first time she took a pillowcase and hung it off the back of her head.
That's what we did! We dreamed about the perfect wedding, and the perfect place, with the perfect four-tiered wedding cake, with the little people on top.
Monica: But the most important part, is that we had the perfect guy who understood just how important all that other stuff was.
Ross: I had no idea. And that-that pillowcase thing, I thought you guys were just doing The Flying Nun.
Monica: Sometimes we were.
Ross: Come on. You gotta help me figure out what to do. Ok?
Monica: All right.
Ross: Come on.
Chandler: Oh, pretty intense huh?
Joey: Yeah. Hey, I hope Ross didn't think that we just went in there because we were uncomfortable being out here!
Chandler: I hope he did!
Phoebe: Ooh! I thought of a good flaw! Ross pops his gum!
Rachel: Oh, right! Wait a minute, I do that too.
Phoebe: Yeah, I know. It drives me crazy.
Phoebe: I'll get it.
Joey: Hey, Pheebs! It's Joey!
Phoebe: Hey, Joey! Hey! Ooh! Ooh! I just saw someone on the-that looks just like you on the subway.
And I was gonna go over and say 'hi!' but then I figured, he doesn't care if he looks like you.
Joey: That just cost me four bucks. But uh listen, I-I just called to see how the chick and the duck are doing?
Phoebe: Ohh, they're having a great time with their Aunt Phoebe! Aunt Rachel hasn't been helpful at all. So, do you miss me?
Joey: Kinda, but I just've been having way too much fun.
Phoebe: Oh. So you're not homesick yet?
Joey: No, I don't think so.
Phoebe: All right, well the seven of us miss you.
Joey: Who's seven?
Phoebe: You know, me, Rachel, the birds, the babies...
Joey: Ahh, the babies miss me?
Phoebe: Of course they do! Or I'm just really hungry.
Phoebe: Ooh, the pizza guy's here!
Joey: What? You ordered pizza without me?
Phoebe: Yeah. But you know we were thinking about you, you know we ordered the Joey Special.
Joey: Two pizzas? !
Phoebe: Yeah! Ok, gotta go, talk to you later.
Joey: Oh-wait-well, where did you get it from? I-
Emily: Monica, why have you brought me here of all places? !
Monica: You'll see.
Emily: I tell you, this wedding is not gonna happen.
Emily: Oh God.
Ross: Ok? But-but imagine a lot more lights, ok? And-and you know fewer bricks, and-and-and flowers, and candles...
Monica: Ok, and the musicians, look, they can go over here, ok? And the chairs, they can face this way, and...You go.
Ross: But-but, if you don't love this, then we'll do it any other place, any other time. Really, it's fine, whatever you want.
Emily: It's perfect.
Ross: And, I don't know, if it starts to rain...
Emily: Well then we'll get wet.
Monica: Ohh. I don't even have a date.
Rachel: Do you remember where the duck food is?
Phoebe: Yeah, it's in the guys' apartment under the sink. Why?
Rachel: 'cause I'm going to London.
Phoebe: What? ! What do you mean you're going to London?
Rachel: Yeah, I have to tell Ross that I love him. Now honey, you take care, you don't have those babies till I get back.
Phoebe: But what about all the "finding-his-flaws" stuff we've been doing?
Rachel: Yeah, that didn't work.
Phoebe: Rachel, you can't go! Ross loves Emily!
Rachel: Yeah, I know, I know, I know he does. But I- have to tell him how I feel! He deserves to have all the information and then he can make an informed decision.
Phoebe: That's not why you're going! You're going because you hope he's gonna say, "Yeah, I love you too, Rach. Forget about that British chippy."
Rachel: Ohh. Do you think he will? !
Phoebe: No! Because he's in love with that British chippy! Look, Rachel, if you go, you're just gonna mess with his head and ruin his wedding!
You know, it's too late! You missed your chance! I'm sorry, I know this must be really hard...It's over.
Rachel: You know what? No. It's not over until someone says, "I do."
Phoebe: I do! I do! I do! I do! Ugh, yeah like I can really chase you. I'm carrying a litter.