Joey: Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! None of that, not while you're living under my roof!
Joey: Look, just because I know about you two, doesn't mean I like looking at it.
Chandler: Aren't you supposed to be at an audition for another hour?
Joey: Well, I'm sorry if I'm not a middle-aged black woman! And I'm also sorry if sometimes I go to the wrong audition!
Joey: Ok, look, if I have to pretend that I don't know about you two, then you two are gonna have to pretendthere's nothing to know about.
Chandler and Monica: Ok. Sorry. Sorry.
Joey: I can hear that!
Monica: Rachel's at work.
Joey: I can still hear you!
Monica: Hey, what's that?
Phoebe: Yeah, my mom sent me a family heirloom that once belonged to my grandmother.
Phoebe: Can you believe it? ! A year ago I didn't even have a family, and now I have heirlooms for crying out loud.
Chandler: Well, the heirloom I ever got was a feather boa. Got it from my dad. He got it from his dad. How did I ever get born?
Phoebe: Eeeee- ohh! God!
Joey: Argh-argh! Ooh, soft. Is this mink?
Phoebe: Yeah! Why would my mother send me a fur? Doesn't she know me but at all?
Phoebe: Plus, I-I have a perfectly fine coat that no innocent animal suffered to make!
Chandler: Yeah, just some 9-year-old Filipino kids who worked their fingers bloody for 12 cents an hour. That didn't happen, I made that up!
Gunther: Oh, Ross? Ross! You can't put up flyers in here.
Ross: How come? Everybody else does.
Gunther: You can't.
Monica: What is that?
Ross: Oh, umm, I'm just getting rid of a couple of things.
Monica: This is all of your things.
Ross: Yes, yes it is! No, but it's good it's- Emily thinks we should get all new stuff. Stuff that's just ours, together. You know brand new.
Monica: So basically, this is a getting-rid-of-everything-Rachel-ever-touched sale.
Ross: Touched. Used. Sat on. Slept on.
Gunther: I'll take it all.
Joey: Hey, Ross, you're ok with that?
Ross: Look, if I can just do what Emily wants and get her to New York, I'm sure everything will be fine.
Chandler: Ok, but don't you think this is a little extreme?
Ross: After what I did? Can you blame her?
Phoebe: Oh my God! You got off easy! When my friend Silvie's husband said someone else's name in bed, she cursed him and turned his thingy green.
Ross: I guess I'm lucky Emily is not magic.
Phoebe: Oh, she is. We all are.
Joey: What is he doing? What, Emily thinks Ross's furniture's got Rachel cooties?
Monica: Calm down, Joey.
Joey: No! Everything's getting all messed up, you know? Emily won't let Ross see Rachel, we're not gonna stop seeing Rachel, hence Ross stops seeing us!
Phoebe: Oh, I hate this. Everything's changing.
Chandler: Yeah I know, we're losing Ross, Joey said hence...
Monica: Look, I'm not happy about this either, but, you know if-if Ross says he's happy then, we're just gonna have to keep our feelings about Emily to ourselves. Are you cool with that?
Joey: No! But you know, I'm an actor, I'll act cool. Probably be some of the hardest acting I've ever done. Maybe I'll play it with a mustache.
Rachel: Ohh, whoa, God! Storage rooms give me the creeps! Monica, come on please hurry up honey! Please?
Monica: Rachel, if you want the little round waffles, you gotta have to wait until I find the little waffle iron.
Rachel: I want the little round waffles.
Monica: All right. Op, here it is! Right underneath the can of-of bug bomb. I wonder if the best place to put something that cooks food is underneath the can of a poison?
Rachel: Ok, you know what? I'll-I'll have toast!
Rachel: Arghhhh! !
Monica: Oh my God! Fog him! Fog him!
Phoebe: I don't know what I'm gonna do about this coat.
Joey: I'll take it!
Phoebe: That might work!
Joey: Ooh-ooh-ooh, yeah!
Joey: Enh? All right, what do you think?
Chandler: You're on in 5 Ms. Minnelli.
Ross: No-no-no, it's just a bit sudden. No, it's great. Okay? I'm totally on board. I love you too, all right. Bye.
Joey: What's the matter Ross?
Ross: Nothing. No-no, Oh-ah, actually, great news! Um, I just got off the phone with Emily and looks like I'm moving to a new apartment. Woo-hoo!
Ross: Well, her thought is, and I agree, fresh new furniture, why not a fresh new apartment?
Ross: Her cousin has this great place to sublet, it's got a view of the river on one side and Columbia on the other.
Joey: That's way uptown! That's like three trains away! Which is great! I love to ride that rail!
Chandler: So, you're really ok with this?
Ross: Yes! Yes! I mean it's-it's kind of far from work, but uh, you know, I'll get so much done on the commute. I-I've been given the gift of time!
Chandler: Now that's so funny, because last Christmas I got the gift of space. We should get them together and make a continuum.
Joey: Now he's moving? Man, what is Emily doing to him? Ow! He's not even here!
Rachel: You guys! You guys!
Monica: We were, we were just in the storage area and we saw this really creepy man!
Rachel: It was like this crazy-eyed, hairy beast man! He was like a, like a Bigfoot or a yeti or something!
Monica: And he, he came at us with an axe, so Rachel had to use a bug bomb on him!
Rachel: Yeah, I-I-I pulled the tab and I just fogged his yeti ass!
Joey: Uhh, like dark hair, bushy beard?
Joey: Yeah, you fogged Danny.
Rachel: Oh! Please! We did not fog Danny! Who's Danny?
Joey: Dan just moved in downstairs. Yeah, he just got back from like this four-month trek in the Andes. Nicefella.
Monica: Oh he's nice. He's nice! You know, you always stick up for the people we fog!
Rachel: Hi! You might not remember us, but we are the girls that fogged you.
Monica: We're-we're really sorry we fogged you.
Monica and Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Hi! Just so you know, we-we didn't mean to fog you, we-we actually thought you were like a yeti or something.
Rachel: Hi! Sorry you bother you, but I don't think that we can accept your acceptance of our apology, you're just, just doesn't really seem like you mean it.
Monica: Wow! The guy is so rude!
Rachel: Really! What is with that guy? I mean you'd forgive me if I fogged you.
Monica: Well you did a little bit.
Rachel: Oh my God, honey, I'm so sorry!
Monica: I totally forgive you!
Phoebe: So listen, you know my friend Chris who owns the crematorium?
Monica: Crematorium Chris? Sure!
Phoebe: Well, he said, that he would cremate my fur coat for free if I umm, you know, bring in the next person I know who dies.
Rachel: Oh my God! Oh my God, look at these pelts!
Monica: Don't get too attached, she's having it cremated.
Rachel: What? Phoebe, ah-huh, honey, honey I know you're quirky and I get a big kick out of it, we all do, actually...
Rachel: But if you destroy a coat like this I mean that is like a crime against nature! Not nature, fashion!
Phoebe: This is fashion? ! Ok, so to you, death is fashion? ! That's really funny.
Phoebe: Here's Phoebe umm, sporting uh, you know, cutting edge hairy carcass from you know, the-the steel traps of wintry Russia.
Phoebe: I mean, you really think this looks good? Cause I do!
Ross: I know, I miss you too. I can't wait to see you. I love you. Bye.
Chandler: Ok, what is in here? Rocks?
Ross: No-no, this is my collection of fossil samples.
Chandler: So, rocks.
Ross: I'm really gonna miss this apartment. You know, Ben, Ben took his first steps right over there.
Joey: Ohh. Hey, remember when I ran into this thing and it kinda knocked me out a little?
Ross: I loved this place! Tell you the truth, I wish I didn't have to move.
Joey: Uhh, are you saying that you're not entirely happy about this?
Ross: Well, I mean if uh, if Emily gave me a choice...
Joey: You do have a choice! Aw, Ross, why are you listening to her? ! Are you, are you crazy? !
Joey: It's not right what Emily wants you to do! She is totally- Owww! Stop pinching me!
Joey: Look, now you guys said I only had to keep my mouth shut as long as Ross was happy, right? Well he just told me that he's not entirely happy.
Ross: What's going on?
Joey: We all hate Emily!
Monica: No, Ross, we do not hate Emily. Ok, we-we just, we just think that you're having to sacrifice a whole lot to make her happy.
Chandler: Look, we just think that maybe she's being a little, unreasonable.
Joey: Yes! Yes! Unreasonable!
Ross: Unreasonable? How about we have this conversation when one of you guys gets married!
Ross: You have no idea what it takes to make a marriage work! All right? it's about compromise! Do you always like it?
Ross: No! Do you do it? Yes! Because it's not all, laughing, happy, candy in the sky, drinking coffee at Central Perk all the time! It's real life, ok? It's what grown-ups do.
Phoebe: I think he's right. You guys hang out at the coffee house way too much.
Monica: God, I feel so guilty about Ross.
Phoebe: Oh, I know.
Joey: I kinda feel like it's my fault.
Chandler: Kind of? If you just kept this to yourself none of this would've happened.
Joey: Well, I'm keeping so many things to myself these days, something was bound to slip out!
Chandler: Well, I think it's very brave what you said.
Phoebe: All right, I can't sit here anymore. I have to walk places.
Chandler: Pheebs, what are you doing with the coat? How about the whole animal rights thing?
Phoebe: Well, I've been reading up and for your information, minks are not very nice.
Monica: So they deserved to be killed?
Phoebe: Well they are real bad. Ok, I admit it! I love this coat!
Phoebe: Ok, I - it's the best thing I've ever had wrapped around me, including Phil Huntley! Remember Phil Huntley? He was fine!
Danny: So you like the short hair better.
Rachel: Yeti Uhm Danny?
Danny: I had to cut my hair to get rid of the uh, fogger smell.
Rachel: Oh. Listen, I'm so sorry. I would, I would have never fogged you, you know, if you hadn't looked so...you know um.
Danny: Absolutely. Some people are just into appearances.
Danny: That's cool. That's cool.
Rachel: What? Hey! No-no-no! This not cool! You-you don't even know me!
Danny: Come on, you got the shopping bags and the Sak's catalog.
Rachel: So, from that you think you've got me all figured out? Well, you don't! You know I-I could have toysfor underprivileged kids in here!
Danny: Do you?
Rachel: Well, you know, if-if kids like to play with Capri pants.
Rachel: And stop saying that! I hate that! Danny: Ok!
Rachel: Fine! I judged you. I made a snap judgment. But you did it too! And you are worse, because you are sticking to your stupid snap judgment!
Rachel: You can't even open up your mind for a second to see if you might be wrong! What does that say aboutyou?
Danny: The pizza place across the street any good?
Danny: I'm hungry. Wanna get some pizza? You can keep yelling if there's more.
Rachel: Ok. Ok.
Danny: Stop saying that. I hate that.
Chandler: Uh, Ross?
Phoebe: Are you still mad at us?
Phoebe: Oh good! 'Cause we have an "I'm sorry" song.
Ross: You know what? I'm really not in the mood.
Joey: Look, Ross, I feel really bad. I mean, you're going through all this stuff and I-I just acted like a jerk.
Chandler: Yeah, we are so sorry.
Phoebe: But you're kinda stepping on the song.
Joey: Look, we were way out of line, all right? we totally support you.
Monica: Yeah, whatever you decide, whatever you do.
Phoebe: Ok, now you're just taking lines right out of the song!
Ross: Look, this is hard enough! Ok? I really need you guys right now.
Phoebe: Yes! Exactly! And that's why...
Monica: Why don't you come over tonight? And I'll make you favorite dinner. Come on.
Ross: Ok. Thanks you guys. Pheebs you're wearing fur?
Phoebe: Ok, let's get some in perspective people; it's not like I'm wearing a seeing-eye dog coat!
Joey: Hey, you know Ross, I uh, I think I kinda understand why I kinda lost it today.
Ross: You do, huh?
Joey: Yeah you see umm, well I'm an actor. Right? So I gotta keep my emotions right at the surface you know?I'm saying I got a lot of balls in the air. You know what I mean?
Joey: It's tough! Guys like me, you know, you wander around, you're alone...
Ross: What're you talking about?
Joey: I'm not sure.
Monica: Hey, look at you! Where you been?
Rachel: Oh, I went to have pizza. With Danny.
Monica: How did that happen?
Rachel: That yeti is one smooth talker.
Chandler: Yetis are smooth talkers. That's why you never see any pictures of them. "Come here baby. Give methe camera."
Monica: I hope you're not too full, 'cause dinner's almost ready.
Rachel: Yeah, you know I-I think I'm probably just gonna hang out in my room.
All: Oh No! Why?
Rachel: Come on, you guys! Listen, if Emily knew I was here having dinner with you she would flip out and you know it. It's ok, I really...I don't mind.
Ross: Wait! Wait! Wait! You know what? Just stay. Please? It uh...It would really mean a lot for me if you stay here.
Rachel: Ross, I...
Joey: Rachel Please! Just Have Dinner With Us!
Rachel: Ok. Ok. Joey, it's ok. Settle down.
Joey: All right, I-I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You see, Rach, I'm an actor...
Ross: Hey! Hey, look! Yeah, Ugly Naked Guy is back!
Rachel: I haven't seen him in so long!
Phoebe: Oh, God, I really missed that fat bastard!
Monica: Wow, this is so weird. I just realized this may be the last time we're all hanging out together.
Joey: It's almost as if he knew.
Monica: I'll get it.
Monica: Hello. Hi Emily! Yeah, uh you-you tracked him down. Hold on one second.
Ross: Hey! Yeah-yeah, we're, we're just having dinner. Uh, yeah, oh sure hold on. She wants to say hi. Hold on.
All: Hi Emily!
Emily: Hello everyone. So who am I saying hello to?
Joey: Well uh, I don't know about who's here, but I can tell you for damn sure who's not here and that's Rachel!
Emily: Well, I should hope not. Ross knows better than that by now.
Ross: You know what? Uh, Rachel is here!
Emily: She's there?
Chandler: Oh yeah, there-there she is!
Ross: Yeah, yeah, she's here.
Emily: Ross, take me off speakerphone.
Emily: How could you do this to me? ! I thought I'd made my feelings about Rachel perfectly clear!
Ross: Look Emily, I'm just having dinner with my friends, ok?
Emily: You obviously can't keep away from her.
Ross: Emily that's ridiculous...Hello? Hello?
Joey: Who is this?
Ross: It's Ross! What're you doing?
Joey: Huh oh. Sorry dude. I-I had to make a call.
Ross: Joey. Jo...
Ross: Joey, they don't have two lines, they have two phones.
Ross: I'm sorry. Emily, um, listen. I have never cheated on you. Look, I'm-I'm moving for you, I'm cutting friends out of my life for you.
Ross: Please, just get on the plane and come to New York. Ok, you'll see you're the only person I wanna be with.
Emily: I'll feel better when I'm there, and I can know where you are all the time.
Ross: Well, eh, you can't know where I am all the time. Look, this marriage is never gonna work if you don'ttrust me.
Emily: You're right.
Ross: So, can you trust me?
Joey: I think it's going ok. Looks like he's smiling.
Monica: How can you tell? You only see the back of his head!
Joey: You can totally tell! Yeah here, look, watch me. smile! Frown. smile! Frown. smile!
Ross: Well, I guess that's it.
All: What, what happened?
Ross: My marriage is over.
All: What? !
Monica: Oh, sweetie. Oh, look at you. You're shivering.
Rachel: Ross, honey, is there anything we can do?
Ross: Yeah. You can help me get my furniture back from Gunther.
Phoebe: Ok, stop tormenting me! This is mink! Ok, they're mean! And they hate squirrels! And you know, ok, most of these probably wanted to be coats!
Phoebe: All right, fine, now I get it. Here. You take it. Are you happy now? I'm cold!
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