Gary: I'm gonna get some more coffee to go do you want anything, baby doll?
Phoebe: I'm fine, thanks.
Chandler: Yeah, see, I can't pull off baby doll, can I?
Monica: No. I think we learned that from the Sugar Lips incident. I'm gonna get some tea.
Chandler: How're you doing pumpkin?
Monica: So it looks like it's going really well for you two, huh?
Gary: I know, really well. In fact, I'm gonna ask Phoebe to move in with me.
Monica: Oh my God!
Gary: What do you, what do you think?
Monica: I think that is so great! When are you gonna ask her?
Gary: Tonight, but don't say anything. Ok?
Monica: I swear, I promise. I promise. My God, I'm so excited! All right, but listen, let me tell you, do not get her flowers. Ok?
Monica: Because you know, she cries when they die, and there's the whole funeral...
Gary: I'll see you after work sweetie.
Phoebe: Ok. Bye!
Phoebe: So, what movie should we see?
Monica: Gary's gonna ask you to move in with him!
Phoebe: What? ! Really? !
Monica: He just told me at the counter. He made me promise not to tell, but I couldn't hold it in any longer!
Phoebe: I can't believe this!
Chandler: Right, because it's fast. Because, it's so fast. It's fast!
Monica: Relax! It's Phoebe! Not you!
Chandler: Oh! Good for you Pheebs, way to go!
Phoebe: No, but it is fast. Isn't it?
Phoebe: No, I like him a lot but I don't think I'm ready for this!
Chandler: So, what're you gonna do?
Phoebe: I don't know. I'll just handle it- I'll ask you to talk to him!
Chandler: Me? ! Why me?
Phoebe: Because you are so afraid of commitment! You talk to him, make him scared like you! Make him a...man!
Chandler: Wait I'll try, but I'm not sure what good it would do, you know? Because I'm a lot less afraid ofcommitment than I used to be.
Monica: That is so sweet!
Chandler: Still terrified, I'll take care of it. No problem.
Joey: Hey Ross, is uh, is Staten Island really an island?
Ross: Uh-huh, that's why they call it Staten Island.
Joey: Ohhh. I thought it was like Long Island.
Ross: Also an island.
Joey: Hey, what time is it?
Joey: Wow! You realize that we've been throwing this ball, without dropping it, for like an hour?
Ross: Are you serious? !
Joey: Yeah. I realized it a half hour ago but I didn't want to say anything Cause, I didn't wanna jinx it.
Ross: Wow! We are pretty good at this! Hey! We totally forgot about lunch!
Joey: Oh, I-I, I think that's the first time I ever missed a meal! Yeah, I think, my pants are a little loose!
Rachel: Hey, you guys.
Rachel: Uh, is-is Monica here?
Joey & Ross: No.
Rachel: All right, listen umm, I just bought something I'm not sure she's gonna like it, and it's gonna seema little crazy, but this is something I wanted since I was a little girl.
Ross: You bought Shawn Cassidy!
Rachel: Noo! I wish! Ok, you ready?
Joey & Ross: Yeah!
Rachel: Check it out!
Ross: My God! What-what is it? !
Joey: What-what the hell is that? !!
Rachel: It's a, it's a cat!
Joey: That is not a cat!
Rachel: Yes it is!
Ross: Why is it inside out? !
Rachel: Excuse me! But this is a purebred, show-quality Sphinx cat!
Ross: How much did you pay for that?
Rachel: Well, it was a little extravagant, but I got a pretty good deal.
Ross: Yeah? How much?
Rachel: A thousand bucks.
Ross: On a cat? !
Joey: It's not a cat!
Ross: For a thousand dollars, you'd think at least it'd come with hair.
Joey: Or-or something.
Rachel: All right listen, ball boys! My grandmother had one of these when I was a little girl and it was thesweetest thing!
Rachel: I mean it was so cute, it would sit in my lap and just purr all day long, and I would drag a shoestring on the ground and he would chase it.
Ross: Free cats do that too, you know.
Joey: It's not a cat!
Rachel: Ugh! Look, you guys, I'm really excited about this! Ok? I don't care what you think! I'm gonna go set up a little litter box for Mrs. Whiskerson.
Rachel: Well, what am I gonna call her? Fluffy? !
Ross: Hey, you wanna get something to eat or uh, do you wanna see how long we can throw this ball back and forth? Eh?
Joey: Uhh, the ball thing.
Joey: Hey! Ross, wouldn't it be great if we could go like two straight hours without dropping it? !
Ross: Uhh, yeah it would! Let's do it!
Joey: I have to pee. And Rachel's in the bathroom!
Joey: Man, I didn't think we were gonna make it!
Ross: I know! Don't switch hands, ok?
Chandler: Hey ladies! What are you in here for?
Gary: Hey Chandler, what're you doing here?
Chandler: Gary, I'm here to report a crime.
Chandler: It is a crime you and I don't spend more time together.
Gary: What's up?
Chandler: Uh well, I heard that you're thinking about asking Phoebe to move in with you and I thought maybe, we should have a talk. Yo know, man to, well, me.
Gary: Sure. Ok.
Chandler: Uh, are you crazy? Are you insane? If you live with Phoebe, you two are gonna be you know, live-living together!
Gary: Yeah, I-I considered that. I just know it'd make me happy.
Chandler: You mean scared.
Gary: No, I mean happy.
Chandler: Scared happy?
Gary: Chandler, what-what're you doing?
Chandler: I am trying to open your eyes, my man! Don't you see, if you lived with Phoebe, she's always gonna be there.
Chandler: You're gonna get home, she's there. You go to bed, she's there. You wake up and oh yes, she's there!
Gary: I know! I can't wait!
Chandler: Were your parents happy or something?
Gary: Listen Chandler, the way I see it is I was lucky enough to find someone that I really love. I just- I wanna be around her as much as I can.
Chandler: Wow, you know when-when you say it, it doesn't sound so scary.
Gary: So you know what I'm talking about, right?
Chandler: Yeah, I think I do! You know what? You move in with her! You move in with her right now! Maybe I should move in with Monica!
Gary: No, it's too soon for you guys.
Chandler: Yeah, you're right about that.
Ross: Now, when they found the remains of the Mesozoic Mastodon they discovered what appeared to be the remains of a Paleozoic Amphibian in its jaws! How did it get there? !
Joey: Maybe this should be more of a quiet game.
Monica: Hey guys!
Monica: Joey, I left my watch on the counter last night. It was right here, wh-where, where is it?
Joey: I don't know.
Monica: All right, come on, I'm-I'm late for work!
Ross: How do you know? You don't have a watch.
Monica: Guys, could you please just stop throwing the ball for one minute and just help me find it? !
Joey: Oh, I don't know... Yeah, can't do it.
Monica: What? !
Ross: Monica, whatever you do, do not drop that ball!
Joey: Yeah, we haven't dropped it in...
Ross: 2 hours, 27 minutes.
Monica: Really? !
Monica: I'm-I'm not gonna be able to make it to work today, Um I don't feel very good. Yes!
Monica: Wow! Uh, for a second there I thought I was feeling better, but I'm not.
Ross: Hey Rach!
Ross: Check it out! Almost 3 hours without dropping it!
Rachel: Oh, wow! Congratulations, that's quite a waste of time.
Monica: You have scratches all over you, what happened?
Rachel: Well, it's my cat.
Monica: What? !
Rachel: Oh yeah, I got a cat.
Monica: I don't want a cat!
Joey: Oh, don't worry, it's not a cat.
Rachel: You guys, this cat is nothing like my grandmother's cat. I mean, it's not sweet, it's not cute, I even dragged that little string on the ground, and it just flipped out and scratched the hell out of me.
Rachel: And I swear, I know this sounds crazy, but every time this cat hisses at me I know it's saying, "Rachel!"
Ross: Doesn't sound as crazy as paying a thousand dollars for a cat.
Monica: What- You paid a thousand dollars for a cat when you owe me 300! !
Rachel: Well, I-huh-I was gonna let you play with it.
Phoebe: Hmm, did you talk to Gary about the moving in thing?
Chandler: Yes I did, and I think you should do it.
Phoebe: What? !
Chandler: He's a great guy, you know? And he loves you a lot, you are a very lucky lady.
Phoebe: You are useless! Freaking out about commitment is the one thing you can do! The one thing! And you can't even do that right! God!
Chandler: Sorry. If he'd ask me, I'd move in with him.
Phoebe: Ohh! ! God! Ooh! Get out of here, good for nothing.
Gary: Hey Chandler.
Chandler: Hey Gar!
Gary: Hey you sweetie. Hi, can I talk to you for a second?
Phoebe: Yeah! Ok.
Gary: You look very pretty today.
Phoebe: Thanks! Ok.
Gary: Here's the thing.
Gary: You know I really want this relationship to move forward.
Gary: Because if you're not moving forward, you know you're just moving backwards.
Phoebe: No that's not true. If you're not moving forward, you're just staying still. And staying still is good. Watch this.
Gary: I want you to move in with me.
Phoebe: That is so sweet. But don't you think it's a little too soon? I mean there's so much that we don't know about each other.
Gary: Oh. Oh-oh-ok, I get it.
Phoebe: I just - I don't want us to jump into something you know, that we're not, ready for. You know.
Phoebe: I really don't wanna mess up what we have. I'm just- I'm worried, it's gonna be a big mistake.
Phoebe: Which is why my answer is yes!
Gary: Really? !
Phoebe: Uh-huh! I'm so...happy.
Ross: Monica! Stop throwing it so hard! We're on the same team!
Chandler: Four hours? You guys've been doing this four hours?
Joey: That's right, baby.
Chandler: All right, let me in.
Monica: No-no! Don't do it! Don't!
Monica: He's a dropper.
Joey: Oh yeah, that's right!
Chandler: I'm not a dropper!
Ross: It's really a uh-uh three person game, you know?
Chandler: It's throwing and catching!
Ross: All right.
Chandler: Oh! Oh! That's so hard.
Joey: Don't worry guys, it's not a cat!
Monica: Oh my- Oh good God!
Rachel: I give up you guys, I don't know what I'm gonna do with this thing!
Ross: Baking it didn't help, huh?
Monica: So, why don't you just take it back to where you got it?
Rachel: I tried! They won't take her back.
Chandler: Maybe that's because she's a minion of the Antichrist.
Monica: Rach, why won't they take it back?
Rachel: Well, they said they would, but they would only give me store credit. I mean, what am I gonna do, get a thousand regular cats?
Joey: Look, you said it was a show cat. Why don't you show it, win some prize money?
Rachel: No. Those shows cost a hundred bucks to enter and all you win are these ribbons which technically belong to the damn cat.
Monica: Look, if you want you can keep it at our place until you find out what to do with it.
Rachel: No Mon that's not the point. I'm out a thousand dollars, I'm all scratched up, and I'm stuck with this stupid cat that looks like a hand!
Monica: Oh my God, the cat's made my eyes water! Don't-don't throw it to me! My vision's been compromised! !
Monica: Oh God! Okay. Okay. It's okay. Man, that was close.
Chandler: Yeah, you almost overreacted to something.
Phoebe and Gary: Hey!
Gary: We have great news!
Phoebe: We're moving in together! Isn't it great? Yay!
All: Congratulations! Congrats!
Phoebe: I know, I'm so excited!
Gary: So am I!
Phoebe: Well, you're not more excited than I am! No way! I'm the most excited!
Gary: Ok, I'll see you at the station later.
Phoebe: Ok, yeah, I'll see you later! Don't forget about the moving in!
Gary: All right.
Monica: So you're moving in with him. What happened?
Phoebe: I couldn't tell him no. He got so sad. Maybe it'll be all right.
Phoebe: I do really like him a lot and probably do it eventually anyway and plus, think of all the money I'll save on stamps.
Monica: Why, do you write him a lot?
Phoebe: No, I just heard when people live together, they split the cost of stamps. Don't they?
All: Yeah! That's right. Yeah-yeah! Yeah!
Phoebe: Oh! Oh, I'm sorry, the oven mitts really freaked me out.
Gary: Hey, honey! Ace, did you find any apartments? Anything in Brooklyn Heights?
Phoebe: No, nothing.
Gary: Oh, really?
Gary: Nothing at all?
Phoebe: No, as soon as something opens up we'll move right in. Unless it doesn't have a pool, I need a pool.
Gary: Phoebe, can I talk to you for a second?
Gary: Here, take a seat.
Phoebe: All right.
Gary: You ok? You feel all right?
Phoebe: Yeah, I feel great. Cause we're moving in together.
Gary: So you uh, you checked the paper for listings in Brooklyn Heights, right? You-you checked the Post?
Phoebe: Yeah, uh-huh, there was nothing. Can I get some water?
Gary: In a minute. You-you checked today's Post?
Phoebe: Umm, yeah! Today's.
Gary: Cause uh, huh, this is today's Post and uh, these are the listings I found.
Gary: Brooklyn Heights, two bedroom. Brooklyn Heights, one bedroom. Brooklyn Heights, Brooklyn Heights, Brooklyn Heights!
Phoebe: Are these for rent! I thought people were just bragging!
Gary: Let me tell you what I think might be going on here. No-no-no, don't look at the table. Look at me.
Gary: Ok, I think somebody asked someone to move in with him. And I think someone said, "Yes" but now she's having doubts Cause things are moving too fast for someone. Does that sound at all possible to you?
Phoebe: Yes. Yes. Yes! Fine! I am someone! You want me to say it? I have doubts! I'm sorry!
Gary: Phoebe, it's ok that you feel this way. I mean it is soon. And there's a lot of things we don't know about each other, I just figured everything I know about you I really like.
Gary: And the things I don't know, I get to learn about it at a place with both our names on the mailbox.
Phoebe: That's so sweet.
Gary: Sweetheart, but none of that matters if it's too soon for you. It's fine! We don't have to move in together. I just- I want you to be happy.
Phoebe: Living with you would make me happy.
Gary: Phoebe, you don't have to say that.
Phoebe: No, I really wanna live with you! I wanna move in with you!
Gary: Are you sure?
Phoebe: Yes. Definitely! Yes! Let's live in an apartment that we both live in!
Gary: Oh that's great!
Phoebe: Oh wait, one sec. One sec. Hey you! Behind the glass! Who are you looking at! I've always wanted to say that when I was in one of these rooms, which was never!
Rachel: Show cat! Quality show cat! Show cat!
Woman No. 1: Oh my God! What's wrong with your baby? !
Rachel: It's not a baby! That's a cat!
Woman No. 1: Eew! It's creepy looking!
Rachel: Oh no! No! It's actually- it's very sweet. It's very sweet. Look! Yeah, do you want it?
Woman No. 1: No, I hate cats.
Rachel: Well, so then what're you doing to me? Ok? Just get out of here! All right? Move on! Sheez.
Woman No. 2: Wow! What an unusual cat!
Rachel: Yes! Thank you! Exactly! You want it?
Woman No. 2: Maybe. I was thinking about getting a cat, I was just going to go to the shelter but...Ok, whynot?
Rachel: Oh, terrific! That'll be $2,000.
Woman No. 2: What? !
Rachel: Ok, a thousand.
Woman No. 2: I thought you wanted me to adopt your cat.
Rachel: Well, I do, but you're just gonna have to actually look at this as more of an investment than a cat.
Woman No. 2: Ok, yeah, I just wanted a cat.
Rachel: Obviously you know how to haggle, so I'm not gonna try and take you on.
Rachel: Ok? So $800 and I don't call the cops which I should because you're robbing me blind! Blind! Just take the cat, leave the money, and run away! Just Run away! Damn it!
Rachel: Cat, can't you please at least smile or something? ! Ok, did anybody just hear that? Anybody?
Ross: I'm starving!
Monica: Come on guys! Suck it up! We're closing in on ten hours! It's gut-check time!
Joey: I don't know who made you the boss? All right? We invented this game!
Monica: Please! I made this game what it is.
Chandler: Not fun anymore?
Ross: I'm still hungry!
Monica: All right, there's some pizza at my place, we can all eat with one hand right? You- are you with me?
Ross: I am!
Monica: All right! Let's go! Come on! Come on! Let's go Team Monica! All right, we can work out the name later.
Monica: Rachel! What is your cat doing in one of my bowls!
Rachel: It's not! I'm defrosting a chicken. Oh, I sold uh Mrs. Whiskerson.
Ross: Aw, thank God!
Joey: Did you get your money back?
Rachel: Yeah, 15 hundred dollars.
Monica: Wow! You made a profit!
Gunther: I just came for the red-velvet pillow.
Rachel: Oh, yeah, there you go.
Gunther: Thanks Rachel. And-and don't forget you-you can come visit her anytime you want.
Rachel: Oh good, great! I'll-I'll keep that in mind.
Gunther: Hey! So what is this? Some kind of snake or something?
Gary: I really like waking up with you.
Phoebe: I like waking up with you too. Oh! It's such a beautiful morning. Oh, I could stay here all day.
Gary: That would be great!
Phoebe: We could have out breakfast in bed and we...
Gary: Wait, just a second.
Phoebe: Ok. Oh! Oh, no.
Monica: All right! Come on Monica! Look alive! Come on, look alive!
Ross: Oh, I was having the best dream.
Ross: I dreamed I was drowning and not throwing this ball.
Phoebe: Oh good, you're all up.
Rachel: Phoebe! It's 6 o'clock in the morning! Why aren't you at Gary's?
Phoebe: Oh yeah, that's over.
All: What? !
Chandler: Come on! Gary's such a great guy! Whatever the problem is, you can work it out!
Phoebe: He shot a bird!
Chandler: Oh that is over!
All: Honey. That's terrible! Phoebe. I'm sorry!
Rachel: Phoebe, are you ok?
Phoebe: Yeah. Yeah, I'll be alright.
Joey: Oh hey, here Pheebs.
Phoebe: Nah, I don't feel like playing.
Monica: It's ok. It's ok. Just pretend that it didn't happen! Ok? No one needs to know! I mean, Phoebe's notan official ball player! I mean, only official ball players can drop the ball!
All: All right. I'm starving. Yeah.
Rachel: Phoebe, honey, you wanna get some breakfast?
Monica: Ok! Ok, let's race! First one there wins! Ha-ha!
Chandler: Guys wanna eat here?
All: Oh yea. Yeah!
Joey: Man, that was great huh? Can you believe how long we threw that ball all around?
Rachel: I know, it is amazing it lasted that long.
Ross: I know. My arm is killing me.
Rachel: No, I meant with the dropper over here.
Chandler: You know, how did I get this reputation as a dropper? Ok? I'm anything but a dropper. Ross!