Rachel: Pheebs? Could you get that? Please?
Phoebe: Why? Just Cause you're too lazy to get up off your tushie?
Rachel: No! No! It's just that all the people in the entire world that I would wanna talk to are right here.
Phoebe: Hello? Hey Joey!
Joey: Hey Pheebs! Listen, uh can you do me a favor? I forgot the PIN number to my ATM card can, can you get it for me?
Phoebe: Sure! Where is it?
Joey: Uh, I scratched it on the ATM machine down on the corner.
Phoebe: Ohh! So you're 5639? !
Joey: That's it! Thanks Pheebs!
Phoebe: Ooh, do you wanna talk to Chandler?
Chandler: Is that Joey? ! Let me talk to him!
Joey: No! Cause he didn't believe in my movie! Which is a big mistake because it is real! Real!
A Casino Boss: Hey! Tribbiani! Get back to work! Break time's over!
Phoebe: Who was that?
Joey: Uhh, my stunt double. Yeah, and you know, he's getting a little too familiar for my taste.
Chandler: You know what? I've been trying to apologize to him all week! If he's not gonna let me do it on the phone, I'm gonna go down there and I'm gonna do it in person.
Joey: Uhh Pheebs, I heard that. Can you put him on?
Joey: Don't come out here!
Chandler: No-no-no-no, I support you one hundred percent and I wanna prove that to you in person!
Joey: I got that! I forgive ya! Don't come out here!
Chandler: Forgive me? You haven't been taking my calls for a week!
Joey: Well, I'm totally over it Chandler. Friends forever! Don't come out here!
A Tourist: Would you mind doing a picture with us?
Chandler: Uh, what was that?
Joey: Uh, Entertainment Tonight. Yeah, ok so, good talking to ya and don't come out here. All right.
Phoebe: Monica! I'm sorry I'm late!
Monica: Phoebe? Oh, Phoebe, I'm so sorry. Have you been here long?
Phoebe: That's ok. What the hell took you so long?
Monica: Ok, you can not tell Chandler. Ok? But I ran into Richard.
Phoebe: Which Richard?
Monica: The Richard.
Phoebe: Richard Simmons? ! Oh my God!
Monica: Noo! My ex-boyfriend Richard! You know, the tall guy, moustache?
Phoebe: Oh! Ok, that actually makes more sense. So how was it?
Monica: It was, it was really nice. And we started talking and I-I ended up having lunch with him.
Phoebe: Oh that is so weird! I had a dream that you had lunch with Richard.
Phoebe: But again, Richard Simmons. Go on.
Monica: All right. The strange part was, he was really nice, umm and he looks great, but I didn't feel anything at all!
Phoebe: Ooh! So now why can't we tell Chandler?
Monica: Aw. Because it would totally freak him out and tomorrow's our anniversary. I just don't want anything to spoil that.
Phoebe: Oh, my God, I can't believe you guys've lasted a whole year!
Monica: I know.
Phoebe: Wow! I owe Rachel 20 bucks!
Phoebe: On a totally different bet.
Monica: It's almost our anniversary!
Chandler: I know. Can you believe it? One year ago today I was just your annoying friend Chandler.
Phoebe: Awww! Now you're just my annoying friend Chandler.
Monica: I got you a present!
Chandler: Oh, but it's not 'til tomorrow!
Monica: I know, but you have to open it today!
Monica: Ok! There you go! It's two tickets to Vegas!
Monica: Yeah! For this weekend! Oh gosh, it'll be perfect, you get to see Joey plus we get to start our anniversary celebration on the plane. We can call it our plane-aversary.
Chandler: We have to?
Monica: You know, ok.
Chandler: Ok but this is great, but, Joey said he didn't want any of us out there.
Monica: Oh, he just doesn't want us to go through any trouble. But think how excited he'll be when we go outand surprise him! Plus we get to have our own, ani-Vegas-ary! A-Nevadaversary!
Chandler: Yeah, I think we should see other people.
Monica: We can go, right?
Chandler: It's a great idea.
Phoebe: Ok, I'm gonna go too!
Chandler: You know what Pheebs, it's kind of our anniversary.
Phoebe: Oh please, you are not gonna ditch me again like you did with London.
Monica: Ditch you? Phoebe, you were pregnant with the triplets!
Phoebe: Uh-huh, great story! I'm going!
Rachel & Ross: Hey!
Phoebe: Hey, you guys, listen, this weekend we're all gonna go to Las Vegas to surprise Joey! Including me! ! You wanna go? !
Rachel: Well, I guess I could take a couple days off work.
Phoebe: Of course you could take a couple days off work because this trip includes me!
Rachel: Oh no, wait a minute, wait, I've got a presentation tomorrow. I can't miss that.
Ross: Oh, but I've got tickets to the Van Gogh exhibit! I've been waiting like a year for this.
Chandler: Art lover!
Ross: What'd you say?
Chandler: I said art lover.
Ross: Is that supposed to be an insult?
Chandler: I don't know, I'm very tired.
Ross: So Rach, maybe you and I could fly out together Saturday.
Rachel: That sounds great.
Ross: Yeah? All right I'll call the airlines.
Rachel: Ok. Yeah, you know, that'll be nice actually, to have the apartment to myself for a night.
Phoebe: Oh, yeah, so you can walk around naked.
Rachel: No! So I can be by myself. You know? Have a little alone time.
Phoebe: Uh-huh, naked alone time.
Rachel: No! Phoebe just because I'm alone doesn't mean I wanna walk around naked. I mean, you live alone, you don't walk around naked.
Phoebe: Uh-huh! Why do you think it takes me so long to answer the door?
Phoebe: So, so far, is this trip to Vegas better or worse than the trip to London?
Chandler: So far it's pretty much the same Pheebs.
Phoebe: Ok, what about after I give you these candies?
Chandler: Yeah, I guess it's a little better now.
Phoebe: Huh-ha! Ok, Las Vegas 1, London 0! I'll be right back.
Chandler: Happy plane-aversary.
Monica: Aww! I love you!
Chandler: Can I give you a present now?
Chandler: Oh man! Don't tell me I did this!
Monica: I love the "I forgot the present" fake out!
Chandler: How do you feel about the, "I really did forgot the present, please forgive me" not fake out?
Monica: Oh, honey, that's ok. Don't worry about it, you give it to me when we get back.
Chandler: No, this's the worst thing that can happen on an anniversary ever!
Phoebe: Oh good! All right, you decided to tell him about the Richard thing.
Chandler: What-what Richard thing?
Phoebe: Oh, no.
Chandler: What Richard thing?
Phoebe: Simmons! Go Simmons!
Monica: Ok, I umm, I ran into Richard yesterday and he asked me if I wanted to go for a bite and I did.
Monica: The only reason I didn't tell you is because I knew you'd get mad and I didn't wanna spoil our anniversary.
Chandler: I'm not mad.
Monica: Really? !
Chandler: Oh yeah! Yeah, so you-you bumped into Richard! You grabbed a bite! No big deal.
Phoebe: Ok, London 1...This is gonna be a real horserace.
Rachel: Oh! Look what happened!
Rachel: Huh, check me out! I'm in my kitchen...naked!
Rachel: I'm picking up an orange. I'm naked!
Rachel: Lighting the candles, naked, and carefully.
Ross: Oh my God! That's Rachel naked! I can't look at that! I am looking at this. Ok, vivid colors, expressive brush strokes- Unless she wants me to be looking at that.
Ross: She knows I'm home. She knows I can see her. What kind of game is she playing? I think maybe someone'slonely tonight. Ho-ho, Dr. Geller! Stop it! You're being silly! Or, am I?
Rachel: Love to love you baby! Ow! Love to love you baby! Ow! Love to love you, baby! Ow!
Rachel: Darn it! Ugh.
Ross: Hey. May I come in?
Rachel: Uh, yeah, if you want to.
Ross: Do you want me to?
Rachel: Yeah, sure?
Ross: So do I.
Ross: Ok Rach, before anything happens I just wanna lay down a couple of ground rules. This is just about tonight.
Ross: I don't wanna go through with this if it's gonna raise the question of "Us." Ok? I just want this to be about what it is!
Rachel: And um, what-what is that, Ross?
Ross: The physical act of love.
Rachel: What? ! Are you crazy?
Ross: Oh so-so you weren't trying to entice me just now with your-your nakedness?
Rachel: Aw, God, you saw me? ! Ohh!
Ross: You weren't trying to entice me with your nakedness.
Rachel: Noo! ! No! You thought, you actually thought I wanted to have sex with you? ! Oh my God.
Ross: No! No! No! No-no-no-no.
Rachel: Ohh, wow! I'm sorry, but Ross, you kicked off your shoes!
Ross: Can- can we just forget this ever happened?
Rachel: Yes of course, absolutely! You're right. I'm sorry.
Ross: Thank you.
Ross: All right I guess I'm, gonna go pack.
Rachel: Ok. Oh wait! One more thing, umm, do, do we still need to uh settle the question of "us?"
Phoebe: Hey you guys, wait! You guys! This place is so much better than London! Ok? This lady dressed like Cleopatra gave me this coupon, 99 cents steak and lobster dinner. Huh!
Monica: Hmm, Phoebe, you don't eat animals.
Phoebe: For 99 cents, I'd eat you. Ok, I can totally settle down here. It's got everything I could ever want, including Joey! Look! Oh! Look! Hey!
Chandler: Oh my God.
Phoebe: Hey! Joey!
Phoebe: Hey! Hey! ! Wow!
Chandler: Love your condoms my man.
Joey: What-what're you guys doing here? I thought I told you not to come.
Phoebe: Why are you dressed as a gladiator?
Joey: Uhh, because I'm shooting a scene right now. Yeah, I uh, I play a gladiator. Uh, you know what? Hold-hold on a second.
Joey: Can we cut? Yeah, my-my friends are here, I'm gonna take a little break.
Monica: Who-who're you talking to?
Joey: The-uh director. Uhh, her. All right, all right, it's not a gladiator movie. I work here.
Chandler: Why? ! What happened? !
Joey: Well, the movie got shutdown because they ran out of money, so I'm working here 'til it starts up again, if it ever does.
Monica & Phoebe: Oh, it's such a drag, honey. I'm so sorry.
Joey: Uh-huh, I'm sorry I didn't tell you guys. I'm sorry man.
Chandler: No-no, it's ok, apparently there's a new policy where we don't have to share everything with everybody.
Monica: I knew you were not ok with that.
Phoebe: So you're a gladiator! Wow!
Joey: Yeah, what-what's going on?
Phoebe: Monica had lunch with Richard.
Joey: Dawson? !
Phoebe: Noo! But that would've been so cool!
Chandler: No, her boyfriend Richard!
Monica: It meant nothing! Ok? I mean after all this time, how can you not trust me?
Chandler: When you go lunching with hunky moustache men and don't tell me about it!
Monica: You're right. I'm sorry. I should've told you.
Joey: Aww, there we go.
Phoebe: I love Vegas!
Monica: I promise you, next time I absolutely will tell you.
Chandler: Next time?
Joey: Ooh, so close.
Chandler: There's not gonna be a next time! You can not see him ever again!
Monica: I can not see him? I mean, you- can't tell me what to do!
Chandler: That's so funny, because I think I just did!
Monica: Oh, you know what? If you're gonna be acting like this all night, I really, I don't even wanna be around you.
Chandler: Fine with me!
Monica: Fine! Happy Anniversary!
Joey: Whoa! Whoa! Guys! Guys! Please! Come on! Come on! This's obviously just a big misunderstanding.
Monica: No it is not!
Chandler: What are you talking...
Joey: Hey-hey-hey, don't look at me! I'm- just work here!
Rachel: Ok umm, Ross? I'm-I'm a little warm, so I'm gonna be taking off my sweater. Now, I'm, just letting you know, this is not an invitation to the physical act of love.
Ross: Yep! That's hilarious!
Rachel: I'm sorry. I'm done. I'm done.
Ross: You know, last night was embarrassing for you too.
Rachel: No, not really. I mean, you've seen me naked hundreds of times.
Ross: Uh-huh. But it was a first for the rest of my building.
Rachel: Ok. All right, ok, that's true! But you know, I did- I just don't embarrass that easily.
Ross: What? ! You totally get embarrassed!
Rachel: No, I don't! Ross, I think I'm just a more secure person than you are.
Ross: Is that so?
Ross: Hey lady! I don't care how much you want it! Ok? ! I am not gonna to have sex with you in the bathroom!
Joey: Hey, you know, in Roman times, this was more than just a hat.
Joey: Yeah, sure! Sure! They would uh, they would scrub the floors with it! They would use it to get the mudoff their shoe.
Joey: And uh sometimes, underneath the horse would get dirty, so they would stick it right...
Chandler: Joey, I uh! I can not believe this is how I'm spending my anniversary.
Joey: All right well, I'll take you some place nice then. Look! A guy tipped me a hundred bucks today.
Joey: Yeah-yeah, he was playing blackjack for like an hour and he won $5,000. Can you believe that? $5,000!
Chandler: You know, if I won $5,000 I'd join a gym, you know build up my upper body and hit Richard from behind with a stick!
Joey: Wait a minute! Why don't I just do what that guy did? I'll take this $100, turn it into $5,000! And then I'll turn that into enough money to get my movie going again!
Chandler: Good luck!
Joey: Chandler! I don't need luck. I have thought this through!
Chandler: I see.
Monica: Thank you.
Monica: I can't believe this! This is like the worst night ever!
Phoebe: You know, Monica, you had a minor setback in your relationship with Chandler. Big deal! It's only Chandler. I am so sorry.
Monica: This is crazy! I mean, it's such a stupid argument. I don't even wanna see Richard again.
Phoebe: So, go fix it! Go find Chandler! He's probably up in your room! Tell him that you're sorry and that you love him.
Monica: You know what? You're right, Phoebe. You're right. Thank you!
Phoebe: Sure! Yeah! Las Vegas, number one!
Monica: Anybody lose this?
The Croupier: Coming out. Place your bet. Dice are out.
The Croupier: Yeah-o-leven! Pay the front line!
Guy: So uh, I'm on my way back to the bathroom.
Rachel: Yeah, all right. All right! Just keep walking! All right?
Rachel: Ross! What're you...I'm sorry sir. I just, I think he just really likes you.
Ross: Hey! You know that teacher who had a baby with her student?
Ross: What the? What...
The Flight Attendant: Miss? May I help you?
Rachel: Yes, I'm sorry. Do you have any extra pants? Umm, my friend seems to have had a little accident.
Joey: Can I change a hundred?
Blackjack Dealer: Changing one hundred! Good luck sir.
Joey: Let's ride.
Blackjack Dealer: 13.
Joey: Hit me! Ohh man!
Joey: Chandler! You are not gonna believe this! I have found my identical hand twin!
Joey: My identical hand twin!
Chandler: What's an identical hand twin?
Joey: What's it sound like? It's a guy with my identical hands! It was incredible! Chandler, the dealer's hands were exactly like mine! It-it was like looking at my hands in a mirror!
Chandler: Are you sure you weren't looking at your hands in a mirror?
Joey: Don't you see what this means? ! I can forget about that stupid movie. I'm gonna be a millionaire!
Joey: Look, I don't have it all worked out yet, but it's gotta mean big money! Come on! Identical hands!
Chandler: Again I must go back to, how?
Joey: This is Vegas man! People will pay to see freaky stuff! You-know-I-mean-ok, how much would you pay to see this hand twice? Huh?
Chandler: You know, I-I can't really put a price on that Joe.
Joey: Hey, are you unsupporting me again?
Chandler: No! No! I support you 100%! I just didn't, I didn't get it right away. You know now I'm caught up! Identical hand twins! It's a million-dollar idea!
Joey: Right? I know. Ok. All right.
Chandler: What's that for?
Joey: Well, I gotta document this before that dealer gets off his break.
Chandler: I see.
Joey: Pheebs! !
Joey: I found my identical hand twin!
Phoebe: Ohh, you are so lucky!
Phoebe: Hey! So, where's Monica? Did you guys make up?
Phoebe: But she just came up here!
Chandler: That was Joey!
Phoebe: I wonder where she is. It's so weird.
Chandler: Yeah, well, she's probably talking to Richard.
Phoebe: Would you stop that! You wanna know the first thing she said when she came back from her lunch with Richard? She didn't feel anything for him. She loves you!
Phoebe: Yes! Now, she feels terrible! She really wants to make up! You gotta find her.
Phoebe: I should really start wearing hats!
The Flight Attendant: Welcome to Las Vegas.
The Flight Attendant: Thank you! Enjoy your flight?
Rachel: Yes, I did. Thank you very much, it was excellent.
The Flight Attendant: Hope you had a nice flight.
Ross: Ohh, it was the best!