Ross: I think the check-in is that way.
Rachel: Ahh. Thank you.
Rachel: Ohh, kids love me.
Phoebe: You guys are here! Yay!
Phoebe: What you did? What- you go to a costume party? All right, let me guess, umm Pancho Villa? and you'reBob Saget.
Rachel: Pancho Vila?
Rachel: Wh- what're you talking about, Pheebs? I don't...Oh my God, you drew on me? !
Ross: Hey, you wet my pants!
Phoebe: Whoa, what kind of party was this?
Rachel: Ross, I've been walking around like this since the plane! I can- you have so crossed a line.
Ross: Rach! Wait! The men's room is that way.
Phoebe: That's like the third time that lady's won on a machine I was playing.
Ross: Oooohhh, I'll bet she's one of those people.
Phoebe: M-M-Mole people?
Ross: What? No-no, a lurker.
Phoebe: Oh. What's a lurker?
Ross: Okay when you're playing a machine and it hasn't paid out, a lurker waits for you to give up and then...
Phoebe: Kills you?
Ross: No. They swoop in and steal your jackpot.
Phoebe: How do you know about this?
Ross: My nanny used to do it. Um-hmm, that's how she paid for all my dance- karate lessons.
Phoebe: Dance karate?
Ross: Yes, it's a, deadly but beautiful sport.
Rachel: Ok, it won't come off!
Ross: What? !
Rachel: It won't come off!
Ross: Oh my God! Rach-Rach, are-are-are you sure?
Rachel: No, actually I took it off and then I drew it back on.
Ross: Rach, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm sure we can get it off, ok?
Rachel: Just give me your pen.
Ross: What? Why? What're you gonna do with it?
Rachel: Well I believe I'm going to stab you repeatedly.
Phoebe: Not-not here. There are cameras everywhere.
Joey: Hey-hey-hey you made it!
Ross: Joey! !
Joey: Hi Ross! Hey-hey!
Rachel: Hi! !
Joey: Who's your friend? He's hot!
Ross: Thanks man.
Ross: Hey listen uh, I talked to Chandler, I'm sorry about the movie.
Joey: No, don't be sorry. I don't need it anymore. I found my identical hand twin!
Ross: Your what?
Joey: My identical hand twin! Yeah, the person whose hands are exactly like mine!
Rachel: Were you looking for this person?
Joey: Not even. This thing is a gold mine!
Ross: What? ! What- how- That's not gonna make you any money!
Joey: Ok. Well, if that's how you feel about it, fine! None of you're gonna get to live with me in my great big hand-shaped mansion!
Joey: Except uh, you, Pheebs. You can live in the thumb.
Monica: All right baby, come on! Yes! Yes! I am on fire!
Chandler: See you later Mon.
Monica: Wait Chandler, what're you doing? !
Chandler: What does it look like? I'm going home.
Monica: What? Wait! Why? Chandler! Chandler! Wait! I'm sorry, I was just playing for one second!
Monica: I was trying to find you to tell you that, look if you don't want me to see Richard again, I won't! He-he means nothing to me!
Chandler: Oh come on! I was there! I know he's the love of your life.
Monica: Not any more.
Chandler: Really? !
Monica: All right? Let's forget about this going home stuff and start celebrating our anniversary. Ok, this is empty.
Chandler: Yeah, I wanted to make a dramatic scene, but I hate packing.
Joey: Uhh, hey. Uh where's the other guy?
The Woman Dealer: Which guy?
Joey: He's kinda tall, dark hair, hand looks exactly like this. See?
The Woman Dealer: I don't know about the hands, but the guy who was here before me just went to the restroom.
Joey: How you doing?
The Woman Dealer: Very busy.
Joey: Right! Ok.
Ross: Yes, hello. I have a question. Umm, I used your pen to draw on my friend's face. A beard and a mustache.
Ross: Thank you. No, she didn't think so. I know! It's like anyway, umm well make-up didn't cover it and we've tried everything to get it off and nothing's worked. I'm- What-what'd we do?
Ross: Yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah. Oh! Ok. Ok, thank you! Yeah, it's not coming off.
Rachel: What? ! What else did he say?
Ross: Umm, he said he thought I was funny. So...Ok, look-look umm, let's just go downstairs, we'll have somefun, and you will forget all about it.
Rachel: Ross, no! There is no way I am leaving this room looking like this!
Ross: Oh, come on! Rach, it's-it's not that bad.
Rachel: Ross, I am a human doodle! !
Ross: Look, just because some idiot drew on your face doesn't mean you shouldn't have any fun! Ok? Besides, hey-hey-hey no one is even gonna look at you.
Ross: Ok? This is Vegas! Hello! There are tons of other freaks here! There are tons...of...freaks here. No other. No. Come on! No one will notice, I swear!
Ross: Ok, there was some staring and pointing.
Rachel: Ok, I need a, I need a drink!
Ross: Oh, hey you know, they-they really overcharge you for that stuff. But who cares? ! Because it's all onme!
Ross: That is, one big drink!
Rachel: Macadamia nut?
Ross: Umm...Wow! That's-that's some pricey nut!
Ross: Really like those Macadamia nuts, huh?
Phoebe: Get out of here you lurker! Go on! Get!
Chandler: Hey Pheebs!
Phoebe: Ohh! You made up!
Monica: Yeah, I couldn't be mad at him for too long.
Chandler: Yeah, she couldn't live without the Chan Love.
Phoebe: Ohhh. Ok, get a room.
Monica: We have one.
Phoebe: I know. Use it. Bye, Chandler. Bye Mon.
P.A.Announcer: Pheebs, Pheebs. Please pick up a house phone. You have a call from Chandler and Mon.
Phoebe: Hello, Chandler and Mon. Hello?
Phoebe: Oh! You dirty lurker! !! Ooh, I'm-I'm sorry, you are the same old lady right? Yeah. Dirty lurker!
Joey: Ohhh-yeah! That's right, you take good care of those babies!
Joey's Hand Twin: Excuse me?
Joey: It's me, Joey!
Joey's Hand Twin: Do I know you?
Joey's Hand Twin: Oh-ho, yeah. Yeah, the, the hand guy.
Joey: All right, ok, so, what're we gonna do about this hand twin thing? !
Joey's Hand Twin: Nothing?
Joey: Look, you and I have been given a gift. Ok? We have to do something with it like-like, hand modeling! Huh? Or-or magic! And you know NASA's gonna wanna talk to us!
Joey's Hand Twin: I've to go back to work...
Joey: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa-whoa! We can have our own show! You know, we-we could clap our hands together people will love it!
Joey: Huh? And-and-and I wrote a song for us! This hand is your hand! This hand is my hand! Oh wait, that's your hand! No, wait, it's my hand!
Joey's Hand Twin: That-that's ok.
Joey: But you haven't even heard the chorus!
Rachel: Oh my God, I'm starting to look like my great aunt, Muriel.
Ross: All right. You know what? We don't have to go downstairs! We can bring Vegas up to us! All right, comeon, come on, let's go, we'll-we'll play some blackjack. Here we go. 13.
Rachel: Hit me!
Ross: Oohh, 23. Which is what we play to at this casino! You win 10 dollars!
Rachel: I bet 20.
Monica: New pair of shoes for the Chan-Chan man!
Chandler: Yes! I've-I've never seen a roll like this in my life!
Monica: That's right baby! Ok, what do I want now?
Chandler: Ok, ah umm, ah, a 8. Ah, a 6?
Monica: Pick a number! That is your only job!
Monica: Thank you!
Chandler: Ok, if you get this one, we buy everybody here a steak dinner!
All: Hey hey! ! Yay! !
The Croupier: 8!
All: Yay! !
Monica: We're not really gonna buy these people steak dinners are we?
Monica: Ok, good! Ok, what do I want now?
Chandler: Ahh, ooh, try a hard 8.
Chandler: Two fours.
The Croupier: Eight hard!
A Drunken Gambler: Don't you let her go! You're a lucky guy!
Chandler: Thank you, Mister Drunken Gambler! Ok, you get this and uh, we get the biggest suite in the place! Wait-wait-wait-wait! We get the biggest suite in the place.
Monica: All right, the biggest suite in the place. Come on!
Chandler: Yes! ! I love you! I can't even remember what we were fighting about!
Monica: Oh, that's Cause I had lunch with Rich- Me neither! Ok, what do I want now?
Chandler: Another hard 8.
Monica: Hard 8? ! We should call it easy 8!
Chandler: Ok, ok, I tell you what. You roll another hard eight; and we get married here tonight.
Drunken Gambler: Go! Come on! Roll!
All: Roll-roll! !
Monica: Shut up! ! It just got interesting! What did you just say?
Chandler: You roll another hard eight and we get married here tonight.
Monica: Are you serious? !
Chandler: Yes! I love you! I've never loved anybody as much as I love you.
Monica: I've never loved anybody as much as I love you.
Chandler: Ok, so if an eight comes up, we take it as a sign and we do it! What do you say?
All: Ok! Come on! Let's go! Hard eight!
Chandler: Ok! That's a four! And where-where's the other one?
Drunken Gambler: It went under the table.
Monica: Nobody move! Ok, you look that way; I'll look this way!
Chandler: All right!
Chandler: Here it is! Here it is!
Monica: That could be a four or a five. It's your call.
Chandler: It's a four.
Monica: I think so too.
Phoebe: Oh well, lost again.
Phoebe: That's it! You and me, outside!
The Lurker: I don't want to see you lose a chunk of that pretty blond hair!
Phoebe: Be cool!
Phoebe: Ok lady, your lurking days are over!
The Lurker: What? !
Phoebe: Yeah, from now on everyone you lurk, I'm gonna lurk first! You move on to someone else, I'm gonna beone step ahead of you, every single time!
Phoebe: And then I'll be on your ass every hour of every day 'til Monday, Cause that's when I go home. When do you leave?
The Lurker: Also Monday.
Phoebe: What time? Maybe we can share a cab!
Rachel: Hit me. Hit me. Hit me. Hit me. Hit me. Hit me.
Ross: We need more cards.
Rachel: Yeah, and we also need more umm, drinks. Hold on a second. Whup, ok.
Rachel: Hello! Vegas? Yeah, we would like some more alcohol, and you know what else? We would like some morebeers. Hello? Ohh, I forgot to dial!
Ross: That must be our alcohol and beers!
Ross: Ohh, it's Joey! I love Joey!
Rachel: Ohh, I love Joey! Oh, Joey lives with a duck!
Joey: All right. Ok, look-look-look you guys, I need some help! Ok? Someone's gotta help me convince my handtwin to cooperate!
Ross: I'll do it. Hey, whatever you need me to do, I'm your man.
Ross: Whoa-oh-whoa! Are you, are you ok?
Joey: Yeah! Fine! Thanks! Hey, Rach? How you doing?
Rachel: I'm doing good, baby. How you doing?
Joey: Ross, don't let her drink anymore!
Ross: Ohh, here's that Macadamia nut!
Rachel: Ohhh! !
Ross: No! Something else.
Rachel: All right, so what do you wanna do now?
Ross: I wanna get out of the room! I mean, you know, I...I really miss downstairs.
Rachel: Mmm. Ok, you know what? There's only one way I am leaving this hotel room.
Ross: Well hello! I'm Ross!
Rachel: Good luck to ya!
Ross: Excuse me sir, you got a little something right there.
Ross and Rachel: Hello!
Phoebe: I won! I won! I finally won!
The Lurker: I won! That was my quarter!
Phoebe: All right, here. Take a hike, toot!
The Lurker: Excuse me, sir! This lady played my quarter, this is my money.
The Security Guard: Is that true miss?
Phoebe: Sells drugs to kids.
The Security Guard: What? !
Phoebe: She sells drugs to kids.
The Lurker: It was my quarter!
The Security Guard: Was it her quarter?
Phoebe: How about we talk about this over dinner?
The Security Guard: Ok lady, you're outta here.
Phoebe: No! No, you can't arrest me! No! ! I won't go back! I won't go back to that hell-hole! !
The Security Guard: I'm just taking you outside!
Phoebe: Oh, ok.
Monica: Ok, come on, I can't get married until I get something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue.
Chandler: Ok, all right, all right, all right! Ok! Ok, here's something, here's something blue and new.
Monica: You're so efficient. I love you!
Chandler: Let's go!
Monica: No-no-no! We need something old!
Chandler: Ok, I have a condom in my wallet that I've had as of I was twelve.
Monica: That'll work!
Chandler: I don't think so.
Monica: Ok, now we just need something borrowed!
Chandler: Here just...take this.
Monica: It's stealing!
Chandler: We'll-we'll bring it back! Just put it under your dress.
Chandler: Ok, one thing at a time.
Joey's Hand Twin: Are you gonna play?
Joey: No-no, I don't really have any money. Not yet, anyway...
Joey's Hand Twin: You can't sit here if you're not gonna play.
Phoebe: Hello. My name is Regina Phalange. I'm a businesswoman in town on business.
Phoebe: Would you like to see my card? Ooh, what did I do with my Filofax? I must've left it in conference room B.
Joey's Hand Twin: 14.
Joey: Hit me!
Phoebe: Oh my God! May I just say, that you two gentlemen have the exact same hands!
Phoebe: Uh, they're identical! Now, I've never seen anything like that in the business world.
Joey's Hand Twin: Stop it!
Joey: Uhh, Ms. Phalange, may I ask you a question as an impartial person at-at this table?
Joey's Hand Twin: Please stop it!
Joey: Wouldn't you pay good money to see these identical hands showcased in some type of a uh, entertainmentvenue?
Joey's Hand Twin: If you leave now, I will chop off my hand and give it to you!
The Security Guard: Didn't I just throw you outta here?
Phoebe: No, you threw out Phoebe. I'm Regina Phalange. Phalange!
The Security Guard: Come on, lady!
Joey's Hand Twin: Please, please take him too.
Joey: Me? ! Oh come on, man! Don't-don't let him do this! Come on! I'm your hand twin! !
Chandler: Hello! One marriage please!
Monica: Yeah, we wanna get married!
The Attendant: Well, there's a service in progress. Have a seat.
Chandler & Monica: All right.
Chandler: Dum! Dum-dum-dum! Dum! Dum! Dum! Dum-dum-dum!
Monica: What're you doing?
Chandler: Oh, that's The Wedding March. Does, does that freak you out?
Monica: No, only because that's the graduation song.
Chandler: Ok! This is it! We're gonna get married!
Monica: Are you sure you wanna do this?
Ross: Hello, Mrs. Ross!
Rachel: Well, hello, Mr. Rachel!
Rachel: Wait! Ok!
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