Chandler: Ok! This is it!
Monica: Are you sure you wanna do this?
Ross: Hello, Mrs. Ross!
Rachel: Well, hello, Mr. Rachel!
Chandler: Oh my God!
Joey: Come on Pheebs! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!
Phoebe: Ok! Ok!
Chandler: Oh my God! Is everybody getting married? !
Attendant: No running in the chapel!
Phoebe: Hey! Don't you give me any of your…Hey!
Monica: What're you guys doing here?
Joey: Ross and Rachel left us a message saying they were getting married! Isn't that why you guys are here?
Chandler: Yes! Well that…yes.
Monica: Why else would we be here?
Joey: Well! What happened? ! Did we miss it?
Chandler: We actually missed it.
Phoebe: Well, maybe you wouldn't have if you could run in the chapel!
Monica: I can't believe Ross and Rachel got married.
Joey: I know! I didn't even know they were dating again.
Chandler: Well, I don't think they are as much dating as they are two bottles of vodka walking around in human form.
Monica: This is insane!
Phoebe: What's the big deal, you know? It's not like it's a real marriage.
Chandler: What? !
Phoebe: Yeah, if you get married in Vegas, you're only married in Vegas.
Monica: What're you talking about? If you get married in Vegas you're married everywhere.
Phoebe: Really? !
Phoebe: Oh my God! Eh! Well…
Ross: Why're we in bed together?
Rachel: I don't know.
Ross: Did we?
Rachel: I don't know.
Rachel: Dodo you have any, do you have any clothes on?
Rachel: Really? !
Ross: No! But we we didn't have…sex, did we? I mean, I don't remember much about… last night, it was such a blur.
Rachel: Oh! I remember laughing! I laughed a lot.
Ross: And we didn't have sex.
Rachel: Well so, what what did we do last night?
Ross: I don't know, but I think it was a lot of fun.
Rachel: Yeah. Luckily, not too much fun...right?
Ross: Ohhh, I don't think so.
Rachel: Oh, thank God. Ohh. Ohh. Ohh, I mean, we were really drunk. I'm just glad we didn't do anything stupid.
Ross: Tell me about it.
Joey: Morning Pheebs. Well, my movie has been officially canceled.
Phoebe: Hmm, Joey, I'm so sorry. You want some of my breakfast?
Joey: Nah, I'm too depressed to eat. I'll probably eat in like...5 minutes. So, I guess I'll just fly home with you guys, what time's your flight?
Phoebe: What about my cab?
Joey: I don't need that anymore.
Phoebe: No, Joey! You borrowed my cab, you have to drive it back.
Joey: I don't wanna drive all the way back by myself because it's so lonely. Ohooh! How about if you come with me?
Phoebe: I don't know, it's such a long trip.
Joey: It'll be great! We we could talk, and and play games! Huh? This could be our chance to like, renew our friendship.
Phoebe: Are you asking me to have a frenaissance?
Phoebe: All right. Although I don't think we really need one, baby, I never stopped loving you.
Chandler: So, has anyone talked to Dr. and Mrs. Geller yet?
Phoebe: Umhmm, yeah. They left me a message; ,they should be here any minute.
Joey: Where is the waitress? ! I'm starving!
Chandler: It's a buffet man.
Joey: Oh, here's where I win all my money back!
Chandler: Listen, I gotta talk to you.
Joey: Sure! What's up?
Chandler: Monica and I almost got married last night.
Joey: My God! That's huge! Heyhey! Wait a minute, why wasn't I invited? And who was gonna be your best man? Don't say, "Ross." Do not say, "Ross."
Chandler: I just don't think that Monica and I are ready to get married yet! You know? I mean, I love her and everything. But seeing Ross and Rachel coming out of that chapel was like a, like a wake up call that Monica and I are moving so fast. You know? And… How do I tell her without crushing her?
Joey: Oh! Tell her she's not marriage material.
Chandler: What? !
Joey: Girls say it to me all the time! And believe me, if she's anything like me, she's just gonna be relieved.
Monica: How do I tell Chandler that it's too soon. I mean it's gonna break his heart, he's just gonna think that I don't love him anymore.
Phoebe: Well you don't.
Monica: Yes I do!
Phoebe: Good! Good! I was just testing you.
Monica: Oh, hi! Hi! You know, we were just talking about bacon.
Phoebe: No, we were talking about tennis. Tennis is more believable.
Phoebe & Chandler: Hey!
Chandler: Are we gonna talk about what you guys did last night? Or...
Rachel: What do you mean last night? Nothing, nothing uh, nothing happened last night.
Ross: Uhhuh, yeah.
Phoebe: Uhhuh! Ross invited us all to watch.
Rachel: What is the matter with you? !
Monica: Rach! We weren't gonna miss our friends getting married!
Rachel: Who got married? !
Chandler: You did.
Ross: What? ! Wh Hello! We didn't get married.
Rachel: No, we didn't get married! That's ridiculous!
Ross: Wait wait wait I remember being in a chapel.
Ross: We did…They would not let us get married when we were that drunk!
Joey: They let you get married when you're drunk! Most people who get married in Vegas are drunk!
Phoebe: Hell, I'm drunk right now! What? I can't have a mimosa with breakfast? ! I'm on vacation!
Monica: What're you guys gonna do?
Rachel: Well, I guess we just find a divorce lawyer?
Chandler: Well, I think, I think, Ross already has one.
Monica: Yeah yeah. That guy's finally gonna be able to put in that pool.
Chandler: Now, this one's free, right? Because you paid for the first two, so you get the third one for free.
Ross: Laugh it up, but the joke's on you. Because we don't need to get divorced, ok? We we're just gonna get an annulment.
Joey: An annulment? Ross! I don't think surgery's the answer here.
Phoebe: Oh, oh, that's your thing.
Phoebe: Your thing. Your thing. You know? That you're the guy who gets divorced.
All: Oh yeah!
Ross: No no, that'sthat's not my thing! I do not love getting divorced!
Phoebe: Yes you do! This is your third divorce! Huh, you love divorce so much you're probably gonna marry it! Then it won't work out so you're gonna have to divorce it, divorcing guy. I'm so drunk.
Chandler: You wanna play some Pai gow?
Monica: Maybe. But I I kind of think we should talk about last night.
Chandler: That's a good idea. Because I I I wanna talk about last night too... and I don't know what Pai Gow is.
Monica: I see. So, what do you think we should do?
Chandler: I don't know. But I I I know I love you!
Monica: I know I love you!
Chandler: So where are we, on the whole going back to the place where they have all the marriages thing? I love you.
Monica: Thatthat's a good question. Umm, well, last night we let the dice decide. Maybe we should leave it up to fate again. I love you!
Chandler: Yes, we don't get married unless there's a sign! Ok, so say uh, say you roll another eight then there's a definite sign, that we should get married.
Monica: All right, eight we get married, but 2,3,4,5,6,7,9,10,11,12, we don't get married.
Chandler: Sounds great.
Croupler: Hey, we got a shooter! Money place.
Monica: Come on eight.
Chandler: Yes, yes eight. Eight! Easy eight.
Monica: Wow! I can't believe I actually rolled an eight.
Chandler: That was so unlikely. Well, let's get married! I guess.
Monica: That wasn't a hard eight! Last night I rolled a hard eight.
Chandler: That's right! It was the wrong kind of eight, no wedding! Damn it! Uh!
Monica: Uh! I wanted it so bad! You wanna go pack?
Chandler: Yeah. We're doing the right thing, right?
Monica: Ohh, of course we are! We left it up to fate. If we were supposed to get married there would be a clear cut sign.
Phoebe: Ok, you have 19 questions left. Use them wisely. Come on Joey! You can't win if you don't ask any QUESTIONS! !
Joey: What? !
Phoebe: Well, you promised me a fun road trip! And we've been on the road for six hours and you've been asleep for five and a half! We are switching at the next rest stop and you are going to drive all the way back! That will be your punishment, you greedy sleeper!
Joey: All right. All right.
Phoebe: Yeah! And, until then you are going to sing to me, because the radio's broken and you are selfish, but you have a nice voice.
Joey: Really? I don't...
Joey: I...I wanna rock and roll all night! Man, this is a long drive! Are my eyes open? No!
Rachel: Hey, hubby!
Ross: Yeah. Yeah, actually um, I wanted to talk to you about that whole annulment thing?
Ross: Yeah, I'm not gonna do that.
Rachel: Ok! So, we'll just stay married.
Ross: Yes, exactly!
Rachel: And I will make everyone call me Mrs. Geller!
Ross: Wow! This is so amazing. I uh, I really thought I'd have to talk you into this more.
Rachel: Ok, see now I'm scared because I don't actually think you're kidding.
Ross: I'm I'm not kidding. Look, I I, I can't have three failed marriages. I can't. Ok? I I am not gonna be that guy! Ok? No, no. That is not gonna be "my thing"!
Rachel: Whatwhwhat so we'll just stay married forever? !
Ross: I don't know. I mean, I haven't worked it all out, yet but. . look, ok, I know it's a bit crazy…
Rachel: Yeah huh!
Ross: Ok, look, how is this going to affect you? Really? I mean, you fill some form out once in a while and instead of checking the box that says Ms. , you check the box that says Mrs. ! It's right next to it!
Rachel: Ohh, ok, I'm sorry. You're right. You know what? We absolutely can stay married, because I was under the impression that the boxes were far away from each other.
Ross: No they're right...
Rachel: Ross! Oh! Ok, all right, just, please, take a moment here and think about what you're asking of me, ok?
Ross: I'm asking you to do me a favor.
Rachel: You are asking me to be your wife!
Ross: And as my wife I think you should grant me this favor. We did make vows.
Monica: That kid kicked me really hard on the plane.
Chandler: Well, you did pull his hair.
Monica: He took my snack!
Chandler: I'm not getting even this again!
Monica: Ok! Aw God, you know what? It hurts really bad.
Chandler: Well, I told you not to walk. Here. There, there, ok.
Monica: This doesn't mean anything, does it?
Chandler: No! Monica: Ok.
Phoebe: How could you pick up a hitchhiker? ! He could be a rape, a rapist or a killer or something!
Joey: Don't you think I asked him that before he got in?
Phoebe: You know what? I'm not talking to you! You go back to sleep! And you, are you a rapist? !
Phoebe: Do you like car games?
Hitchhiker: Yeah, you know, the uh, license plate game?
Phoebe: I love the license plate game!
Joey: Ooh, I'll play! I'll play!
Phoebe: Nono! You need your sleep. Night night! Shh!
Ross: Listen, I know you wanted to talk to me, but I have an idea, that may make you wanna stay married. We register, and you get to keep all the presents!
Rachel: No! Ross, come on! No! Listen, look, I thought a lot about how to tell you this and umm… Actually, I came up with an analogy about a little goldfish in a pond that freezes over in the winter but then I realized that was more of a story about what to do when people pick on you. So I'm gonna actually save that one for my children's book.
Ross: What's up?
Rachel: Oh sorry. Ok, the bottom line, Ross, is we can not stay married.
Ross: I don't know if that's true.
Rachel: Oh b b but it is!
Ross: Oh, ok, you know what this is? This is a difference of opinion. And when that happens in a marriage...
Rachel: Oh Ross, come on! This is not, this is not a marriage! This is the world's worst hangover! Ross, listen, if you do not get this annulment, I will!
Ross: All right. All right, I'll do it.
Rachel: Thank you. Hey hey umm, uh, is there, is there any such thing as an annulment shower?
Hitchhiker: Oh, wait, wait! There is the train station! This is where I get off. Well, I have your address and phone number.
Phoebe: And I have your name and the fact that you're a drifter, so the ball's pretty much in your court.
Hitchhiker: All right, see you Pheebs.
Joey: Come on, Pheebs! I can't take this anymore! Please talk to me! Let let me make it up to you. Huh? Ground control to Major Tom. Commencing countdown, engines on. Take your protein pills and put your helmet on! This is…
Phoebe: Stop it! Stop it! No! That's not fair! You know I can't resist that beautiful voice!
Joey: Pheebs, look, I am so sorry! I know I promised you a fun road trip with your friend and I didn't deliver. Ok? But but but now I know that you think being awake is an important part of friendship! So, so, so I will strive toto stay awake for as long as I know you.
Phoebe: You can still like, sleep at night and stuff.
Joey: Thank you. So, can we play 20 Questions now? I got a really good one! I've been thinking about it since Kansas.
Phoebe: Ok. Is it, a kind of hot sandwich?
Phoebe: Is it a meatball sub?
Joey: That is incredible! You are the master!
Monica: Enough already!
Chandler: Well you didn't have to catch them!
Rachel: Huh, that's funny. You look like you're gonna be the…
Monica: No, don't say it! Don't even think it!
Rachel: All right. Ok Chandler, enjoy your handful.
Chandler: All right, should we just, should we just get married? You know? I mean should we just do it? All the signs are telling us to do it.
Monica: I'm sick of the signs! It's too fast, I'm happy the way things are!
Chandler: Me too!
Monica: I don't want things to change! Do you?
Monica: All right then, then nothing changes! Everything is great! Everything stays the same! And you go unpack because it's been three days and it's driving me insane!
Chandler: Jeez, relax! It's not like we're mar ah ah!
Chandler: You know I was thinking, what if I uh, unpack here?
Monica: Then all your stuff would be here.
Chandler: Well. what if all my stuff was here?
Monica: Then you'd be going back and forth all the time, I mean, it doesn't make any sense.
Chandler: Ok. What if we live together and you understand what I'm saying?
Monica: Live together? There've been no signs for that.
Chandler: Me asking is kind of a sign.
Monica: Yes! Ok! Ok! Wait wait wait!
Monica: Here's your key.
Monica: Here's your key. All right, you have to go out and christen it! Now, go out and then come back in!
Chandler: The door hasn't been locked in five years, but ok! Ready? !
Chandler: Ok, a little problem. The key broke in the lock and I can't get in!
Monica: Wait! Oh my God! I can't get out!
Chandler: This is not a sign!
Monica: No, it's not a sign! It's a very old key!
Chandler: It's an old key!
Monica: Oh my God it's old!
Chandler: I love you!
Monica: I love you!
Chandler: Are you hugging the door right now.
Chandler: Yeah yeah, me neither.
Rachel: Hey, so, did everything go all right with the uh, annulment?
Ross: Oh, yeah, no problems. It's all taken care of.
Rachel: Ross, thank you. Hey, you guys wanna go see a movie?
Ross: Oh yeah, why not?
Phoebe: No, thanks, I've already seen one.
Rachel: Ok, umm, I'm gonna get my sweater.
Ross: Ok. You wanna, you wanna hear something weird?
Ross: I didn't get the annulment.
Phoebe: What? !
Ross: We're still married! Don't tell Rachel. See you later.
Joey: What're you doing?
Chandler: The key's stuck in the lock.
Joey: I can fix it. Hold on. Watch out, watch out.
Chandler: Yeah it still doesn't work.
Joey: I'm not finished.
Chandler: Nice job Joe! You're quite the craftsman.