Chandler: Ok! Listen, I'm gonna be moving out so you, are gonna be in charge of paying the rent.
Joey: Right! And when is that due?
Chandler: First of the month.
Joey: That's every month?
Chandler: No, just the months you actually want to live here.
Chandler: Ok, here is the phone bill.
Joey: Oh my God! !
Chandler: That's our phone number.
Chandler: Now look, I know I kinda sprung this whole me moving out on you things, so why don't I just I just cover you for a while?
Joey: No no! No way! Joey Tribbiani does not take charity...Anymore.
Chandler: It's not charity, Joe...
Joey: I don't know! Forget it!
Joey: Ok? I mean thanks, but I'm done taking money from you. All right, I can take care of myself. Now, what's next? Come on.
Chandler: Ok uh, here's the electric bill.
Joey: This is how much we pay for electric? !
Chandler: Well, yeah. No, I hope not! I tried to offer him some money, but he wouldn't take it.
Phoebe: So is Joey going to have to give up the apartment?
Chandler: No, I hope not! I tried to offer him some money, but he wouldn't take it.
Phoebe: Well, how much do you think he needs?
Chandler: I figure $1,500 would cover him for a few months, you know? But I have to trick him into taking it so I don't hurt his pride.
Phoebe: Yeah. Why don't you hire him as an actor? You could have him dress up and put on little skits. Just whatever you want.
Chandler: Well that would help the pride thing.
Chandler: Hey! Wow! You look great! Do you wanna move in with me tomorrow?
Chandler: So, what do you girls have planned for tonight?
Monica: Well, instead of being sad that tonight is my last night together with Rachel we thought we'd go out to dinner and celebrate the fact that Rachel is moving in with Phoebe.
Phoebe: And also, my birthday.
Monica: It's not your birthday.
Phoebe: What a mean thing to say! I would never tell you it was not your birthday!
Phoebe: Hey! So, you guys have anything planned for the big last night?
Chandler: Well, instead of just hanging out, we figure we do nothing.
Ross: Whoa whoa whoa, Knicks season opener tonight. I, thought maybe you guys would come over and watch it.
Joey: I don't know Ross not if you're gonna talk about how you gave up a career in basketball to become a paleontologist.
Ross: I did give up a career in basketball to become a paleontologist!
Rachel: Pheebs, I was wondering……
Monica: You're not dressed yet? !
Rachel: We're supposed to start having fun in 15 minutes! !
Rachel: Well and clearly not a minute sooner.
Monica: Rachel, you are packed though right, please tell me that you're packed.
Rachel: Of course I packed! Monica, relax!
Rachel: I just wanted to ask Phoebe for her opinion on what I should wear tonight.
Phoebe: My God, I can't get a minute of peace around this. Oh my God! Monica's just gonna kill you.
Rachel: Yeah, yeah, I know.
Phoebe: Well, what you're wearing is fine for that.
Monica: Rachel, I need to borrow You're not packed! You're not packed even a little bit!
Rachel: No, don't get mad 'cause look this is what happened.
Rachel: So I I started packing, then I realized, ‘What am I doing? I am lousy at packing!’ Right? But you love packing! So, as a gift to you, on our last night, tada!
Monica: I'll be coordinator! Oh my God! I'm so sorry, I didn't get you anything! Ok, look, everybody has to help! Ok? Phoebe, you can help, can't you?
Phoebe: I have plans.
Monica: Your plans were with us.
Phoebe: That's right.
Monica: All right, Chandler can make boxes, Ross can wrap, and Joey can lift things. Now Phoebe, go tell the guys they have to help out!
Monica: My God, thank you! !
Phoebe: Hurry! Monica's gonna make you pack! She's got jobs for everyone! Now, it's too late for me, but save yourselves!
Monica: Ok! The movers will be here in 11 hours. Rachel has not packed.
Monica: Now, everybody has to help! Chandler, we're gonna start with…
Chandler: Oh nope, I I have plans with Joey.
Monica: I thought you said you were gonna do nothing.
Chandler: Yes, but for the last time.
Monica: Ok fine, now, Ross...
Ross: Oh, but but I can't do it.
Monica: Why not?
Joey: Don't you have Ben?
Ross: Because, because I have Ben.
Monica: It's almost 8 o'clock, it's almost past his bedtime. Where is he?
Chandler: He's at a dinner party.
Monica: Is he really coming? Because I can see into your apartment!
Ross: Of course he is! Eh, what, you think I'd just use my son as as an excuse? What kind of father do you think I am?
Monica: All right, sorry.
Ross: I gotta go make a fake Ben.
Joey: Here it is! Our last pizzas together as roommates.
Chandler: Oh, I wish I'd know you were gonna do that, I ordered Chinese.
Joey: Oh. Oh that's ok. Hey, actually, in a way it's kinda nice. You know, our last dinner together. Me, bringing the food of my ancestors, you, the food of yours!
Chandler: Say, Joe, I had a strange idea of what we could do for our last night. What do you say we play a little uh, foosball for money?
Joey: Are you crazy? You haven't beaten me once since my injury plagued '97 season. It would be easier if you just give me your money.
Chandler: Yes, it would.
Chandler: What do you say to $50?
Joey: I say to it: ‘$50, you are more than I have.’
Chandler: If you know that you are gonna win though, what difference does it make?
Joey: Ok, you're on.
Chandler: Ok, let's play!
Chandler: The big game, Italy vs. China, apparently.
Rachel: Ohhh, look, it's the rollerblades.
Monica: Oh God!
Rachel: You remember when we got these?
Rachel: Uh I guess you weren't there.
Phoebe: You guys, we said we were gonna have fun! Come on, hey, remember the time…You don't remember?
Rachel: I'm sorry Pheebs, I guess I'm just really sad that I'm leaving.
Monica: I'm gonna miss you so much.
Phoebe: Well, this doesn't have to be so sad though. You know?
Phoebe: Maybe instead of just thinking about how much you're gonna miss each other, you should like think about some other things you're not gonna miss.
Monica: I don't think there's anything.
Phoebe: Come on, there's gotta be something.
Monica: No, she's perfect.
Rachel: I have one.
Phoebe: Good! Great! You can go first.
Rachel: I guess I'm not gonna miss the fact...that you're never allowed to move the phone pen.
Phoebe: Good, that's a good one. OK, Monica, and you think you know, does Rachel move the phone pen?
Monica: Aw, sometimes. Always, actually.
Phoebe: Ok, good. There you go. Doesn't anyone feel better?
Monica: Not just the phone pen. I never get my messages.
Rachel: You get your messages.
Monica: Yeah, well I don't think it really counts if you have to read them off the back of your hand after you fall asleep on the couch.
Rachel: So, so, you missed a message from who? Chandler or your mom? Or Chandler? Or your mom?
Phoebe: Great! It worked! No one's sad.
Joey: Yes! I win again! Haha! That's like 500 bucks you owe me! Whoo ho hoo! $500, that is a loooot of electricity! Whoo ho ho! I gotta buy some food.
Chandler: Ok, give me a chance to win my money back. Ok? Sudden death, one goal, $1,000.
Joey: You serious?
Chandler: Oh yes!
Joey: Ok, get ready to owe me!
Joey: Ok, here we go. Ready?
Chandler: No! No! No! No one can beat me. See? Now, that's why only the little fake men are supposed to do the kicking.
Monica: Hello? Oh, hi Ross! See? Other people call me!
Rachel: Ooh, your brother. Score!
Monica: What's up?
Ross: Oh, I'm just over here with Ben. I thought we'd say hi.
Monica: Oh, put him on!
Ross: Ben, say hi to Aunt Monica. Oh, I guess he doesn't feel like talking right now.
Ross: Uh He's smiling though! Ok, talk to you later. You know, Daddy was gonna be a basketball player.
Phoebe: Yeah, I think it was better when you guys were sad. Hey, uh, remember the rollerblades? Oh.
Rachel: You know what else I'm not gonna miss? ‘I'm Monica. I wash the toilet 17 times a day. Even if people are on it!’
Monica: ‘Hi I'm Rachel, is my sweater too tight? No? Oh, I'd better wash it and shrink it!’
Rachel: ‘I'm Monica, I don't get phone messages from interesting people. Ever!’
Phoebe: Hey! I call her!
Monica: ‘Oh my God, I love Ross! I hate Ross! I love Ross! I hate Ross!’
Rachel: ‘Oh my God, I can't find a boyfriend! So I guess I'll just stumble across the hall and sleep with the first guy I find in there!’
Phoebe: You guys, come on, this is the last night!
Rachel: Yeah, you're right you're right, and so, for the last time I would like to ask you: Boo hoo! Get out of my room!
Phoebe: Yeah, we should get a move on if we wanna make those dinner reservations.
Chandler: Still broken?
Joey: This sucks man! Your last night here and I lose the two most important things in my life. The foosball table and $500.
Chandler: Well, you know, there are other ways of winning back your money, how about a little uh, a little Blackjack?
Joey: Nah, not my game.
Chandler: Ok, uh, how about, how about you know what? We could play a new game. A new game, it's fun.
Joey: Well, what's it called?
Joey: I don't know how to play Cups.
Chandler: I'll teach you. Come on, come on, it's really easy, really, really fun.
Joey: All right.
Chandler: Ok, here you go. I have two queens, what do you have?
Joey: A two and a five.
Chandler: Hoho, you win! 50 dollars!
Joey: Really? !
Chandler: Oh yeah! Ok, let's play again. Ready? What you got?
Joey: A four and a nine.
Chandler: You're kidding right?
Joey: No. Why?
Chandler: Well that's a full cup!
Joey: Damn! I am good at Cups!
Monica: I'm not talking to her!
Phoebe: Well, one of you has to take the first step! And it should be you. Because she's the one who's leaving. It's harder for her!
Monica: Maybe you're right She made fun of my phone pen!
Phoebe: I know, I took it hard too. She's in there right now, crying. I can hear her.
Monica: She's not crying.
Phoebe: She's holding it in. She's so brave. Go.
Monica: Listen, Rachel, I feel really bad about what happened What are you doing?
Rachel: I'm unpacking!
Monica: What? !
Rachel: I'm not moving! Is that picture straight?
Monica: It needs to go about 20 blocks to the left!
Rachel: Hey, you know what? You're the one who wants to make this big change and move in with Chandler!
Rachel: You should be the one to go! Why do I have to leave? !
Monica: Because it's my apartment!
Rachel: Well it's mine too! What else you got? !
Monica: How about, you're moving!
Rachel: This is ridiculous. We should be packing you! !
Phoebe: Hey, how are you guys doing?
Rachel: Great! Monica's moving!
Monica: I am not!
Rachel: Oh really? ! Then how come all your stuff is in this box? !
Phoebe: Ok, you guys. You guys I think I know what's going on here. Ok, you guys...STOP! I know that, I know that you're acting mad because you think that it'll make it easier to leave. But
deep down you're still really sad. Deep deep down.
Monica: No Phoebe I am mad!
Phoebe: Well, deep deep deep down!
Rachel: Yeah, I'm just mad!
Phoebe: Then keep running.
Chandler: You win.
Joey: Well, what did you have?
Chandler: Well it doesn't matter because nothing beats a three and a six. That my friend is DCup. Ok, now how much you've won so far?
Joey: Uh, wow, 700.
Chandler: Not 700 exactly?
Chandler: Double it!
Chandler: Yes, in Cups, once you get $700, you have to double it.
Chandler: Hey, I didn't make up the rules. Ok, so now after you receive the doubling bonus, you get uh, one card. Now that one card could be worth $100, which brings your total to 1,500. Oh
no no, don't get too excited because that's not gonna happen unless you get No way!
Monica: Well, this is the last box of your clothes. I'm just gonna label it, ‘What were you thinking?’
Rachel: Huh. So funny, 'cause I was just gonna go across the hall and write that on Chandler.
Phoebe: Ok, you guys, I don't mean to make things worse, but umm. I don't wanna live with Rachel anymore.
Monica and Rachel: What? !
Phoebe: You're just so mean to each other! And I don't wanna end up like that with Rachel. I still like you!
Rachel: Well, Phoebe that's fine, because I'm not moving.
Monica: Whoa whoa whoa whoa, Phoebe you gotta take her! You know I I know I said some really bad stuff about her, but you know Rachel does have some good qualities that that make her a good
Rachel: Oh really? Like what Monica?
Monica: You know she has 147,000 pairs of boots.
Rachel: Oh yeah, good start Mon.
Monica: She lets you borrow them.
Rachel: Yeah and you stretch them out with your big old clown feet.
Monica: Do you wanna live outside? ! Because that's getting cold! She gets tons of catalogs. and umm, she'll fold on the pages of the things she thinks that I'd like.
Phoebe: What else?
Monica: When I take a shower, she leaves me little notes on the mirror.
Rachel: Yeah, I do. I I do, do that.
Phoebe: That's nice. I like having things to read in the bathroom.
Monica: When I fall asleep on the couch after reading, she covers me over with a blanket.
Rachel: Well, you know what, I don't want you to be cold.
Monica: And, when I told her that I was gonna be moving in with Chandler, she was really supportive. You were so great. You made it so easy. And now you have to leave. And I have to live
with a boy!
Rachel: Oh, it's gonna be fine.
Phoebe: Ok Rachel, now I can't wait to live with you! And you know what we should do? Bring Monica and then we could all live there together! We'll have so much fun! !
Rachel: But honey, I think she's moving in with Chandler.
Phoebe: Oh that's right. You're still set on that?
Monica: Kinda. Oh my God! Oh my God!
Ross: Hello? Hey Mon, how's the packing going? Ben? He's fine. Yeah, he's right Oh my God!
Ross: Get your head outta your shirt there son! What? Yeah, it's a pumpkin. I'll come pack.
Chandler: What's wrong?
Joey: Ross and I were helping the girls pack, took a little break. I lost $1,500 to him in Cups!
Chandler: Wh How did you lose at Cups? !
Joey: The same way you lost. I started out with a King and a Queen, bam! Ross gets a 2 and a 3. Then I get a Jack and a King, boom! Ross gets a 4 and a 5! Even Ross was getting the Cup
card, the DCup, the Sitting Down Bonus! Meanwhile, I didn't even get half a cup! Nothing!
Chandler: Oh man!
Joey: And he never played before either! You know what I think? I think beginner's luck, very important in Cups.
Chandler: All right, let's just play one more hand! Just one more hand!
Joey: No, no, no more! I cannot lose another dime! I'm serious this time!
Joey: In in fact, look, there's a I wanna give you something ok? And let me give it too you now before I pawn it for Cups money.
Joey: Now, I want you to have the big white dog as a kind of, you know, like a thank you for being such a great roommate.
Chandler: I can't take the big white dog! You love it!
Joey: It's him, not it!
Chandler: No, what if I bought it from you, you know? And then your your nice gesture would be giving it to me at a reasonable price, say $1,500?
Joey: Wait a second, I see what you're trying to do here! Youyou're trying to give me money again!
Chandler: When did I try to give you money?
Joey: Before, over there, with the bills! You tried to give some charity, I said "No," you dropped it. Ok? Then we had a nice last night together. We had some fun, we gambled, nobody tried
to give anybody any money! Now out of the blue, you start with the charity thing again!
Chandler: I'm just trying to help you out! Ok? I wanna make sure that you're ok.
Joey: I will be ok! Look, Chandler. I you gotta get it out of your head that I can't take care of myself. Ok? Look, I'm not gonna miss you helping me out with money. The only thing that I'm
gonna miss...is you. And now the dog.
Monica: Call me when you get there. Ok?
Monica: I'm really gonna miss you.
Rachel: Oh! I have your key.
Rachel: Here you go.
Rachel: Oh, God! This is silly, I'm gonna see you in a couple of hours! Bye house! Bye babe.
Monica: She really left.
Chandler: I know.
Monica: Thank you.
Chandler: No problem, roomie.
Monica: Can I ask you a question?
Monica: What the hell is that dog doing here? !
Chandler: I invented the game of Cups as a way to give Joey money.
Ross: And now you want that money back.
Ross: Chandler, what kind of an idiot do you take me for?
Chandler: It's not a real game! I made it up!
Ross: I'm sorry you lost your money, but I won it fair and square.
Chandler: At a fake game! !
Ross: Now, if you wanna try to make some of it back, I'd be glad to play you for it. But I should warn you, I am very good at Cups.
Chandler: Ok! Now I assume the Saucer card came up when you played last.
Chandler: Hmm, let's see if it comes up this time.