Joey: Listen uh, you guys think I have a chance with Janine?
Monica: Oh, honey, we have been to this before!
Rachel: Yeah. Don't do this to yourself.
Phoebe: Yeah she made it pretty clear, it is not going to happen.
Joey: Well, all right, then, I guess I shouldn't get too excited about the fact that I just kissed her!
Monica: You serious? !
Chandler: That's great!
Monica: Really? !
Phoebe: Yeah well, we'll see.
Ross: You kissed her.
Joey: Ohhh we kissed it up real nice.
Ross: So, you ended up with Janine. Well, congratulations you won fair and square.
Rachel: Yeah, it was real neck and neck there for a while.
Chandler: So you kissed her, so what happened after that?
Joey: I came over here to tell you guys.
Chandler: So she's just waiting over there for ya?
Janine: I gotta go.
Janine: I'm gonna be really late for dance class!
Janine: Ok, now I'm really late.
Joey: Ok, all right, ok.
Joey: But uh, hey, can you just, just leave your lips?
Joey: Have you kissed her yet? It's awesome! You know, I could do it forever! You know what? She she kisses better than my mom cooks!
Monica: I am so glad you said cooks.
Joey: Look look, it's like imagine your best kiss ever. Right? Ok, now, multiply that, by, like 10. Huh?
Joey: No no wait a second, you dated Ross. And you date Chandler. Ok, multiply it by, like, 50.
Chandler: Oh hey Rachel, sweetheart? You have got to tell the post office that you've moved. Ok? We are still getting all your bills and stuff.
Rachel: Oh. Oh! oh! Pottery Barn! You can throw the rest away.
Chandler: I'm not your garbage man. I'm your mailman.
Rachel: Monica look! Look look look! Here is that table that I ordered. Uh.
Monica: You got it from Pottery Barn? !
Rachel: Yeah! It's an apothecary table.
Rachel: Does anyone even know what an apothecary is?
Chandler: A pharmacist.
Rachel: ‘A pharmacist.'
Monica: Rach, Phoebe hates Pottery Barn.
Joey: I hate Pottery Barn too. They kicked me out of there just because I sat on a bed!
Chandler: You took off your pants and climbed under the sheets!
Joey: I was tired!
Rachel: Phoebe hates Pottery Barn? !
Monica: Yeah, she hates all mass produced stuff.
Monica: She thinks her furniture should have a history, a story behind it.
Rachel: Well, this has story behind it! I mean they had to ship it all the way from the White Plains store.
Monica: It's, it's gotta be one of a kind.
Monica: It's gotta be one of a kind. Y' know like umm, y' know uh, what's that God awful ceramic fruit bowl she has on her counter?
Joey: Hey! I made that for her!
Chandler: You made pottery?
Joey: Yeah! I made it of this fruit bowl I found in the garbage.
Monica: I'm telling you If you put that in her apartment you'll never hear the end of it.
Rachel: Ok fine! I'll I'll just tell her that it's an antique apothecary table, she doesn't have to know where it came from.
Rachel: Oh! Look at this little drawers! Oh look look it says that it holds 300 CDs.
Chandler: Ahh, just like the apothecary tables of yore…
Rachel: Your what?
Chandler: Enjoy the catalog, sweetheart.
Chandler: …so then the farmer says, 'That's not a cow and you're not milking it.'
Monica: I am so glad you guys got together, Chandler and I are always looking for a couple to go out with and now we have one!
Chandler: Look at us, we're a couple of couples!
Janine: I had so much fun tonight, and what a great restaurant.
Joey: And Chandler, I can't believe I let you pay for this one. Thanks again, man.
Monica: So, you guys wanna come over tomorrow? I'll make that pasta thing I was telling you about.
Janine: Oh that would be great!
Joey: Yeah, but hey, look, at least let us bring the wine.
Monica: Joey, you don't have to!
Joey: Nope op! I insist!
Joey: You get the wine right?
Chandler: Yeah ok.
Chandler: Ok, good night guys.
Joey: All right, see you tomorrow, good night.
Monica: Ok, we'll see you tomorrow!
Janine: Can't wait!
Janine: How are we gonna get out of that one?
Janine: I can't handle two nights in a row with them.
Joey: What what's wrong with Monica and Chandler?
Janine: I don't know, they're just a little blah!
Joey: Blah? !
Janine: You know, he's blah, she's just she's very loud for such a small person.
Joey: Uh, they're like my best friends. Are you saying we can't hang out with them? 'Cause that'd be kind of a problem.
Janine: No. Of course we can still hang out with them. Just, you know, not two nights in a row. Ok?
Joey: I guess.
Janine: Thank you.
Joey: Hmm. If you want, I'll sell my friends and use the money to buy you presents.
Phoebe: Ooh, what a great table! Wheren where did you get it?
Phoebe: Umm, a flea market?
Rachel: Uh ha! See, I knew, I knew you would get it on the first guess. Isn't it cool, It's an apothecary table.
Phoebe: Wow! Oh you can just imagine that this is where they kept all the stuff to make their potions. You know?
Phoebe: You know? Ooh, you can almost smell the opium.
Phoebe: Uh. How much was it?
Rachel: Just only 500 bucks.
Phoebe: 500 bucks at a flea market? !
Rachel: Oh, okayl see I thought, I thought you meant how much was it when it was new, you know like back then.
Phoebe: Oh, no.
Rachel: Yeah no, I mean it was at a flea market, so it was you know, it was like, a dollar.
Phoebe: A dollar?
Rachel: And fifty. So you know, like this like one and fifty dollars.
Phoebe: Ohh, ok, they gave you the old time pricing.
Phoebe: Well, what period is it from?
Rachel: Uh, it's it's from yore.
Rachel: Like the days of yore. You know?
Phoebe: Yes, yes, I do. God, oh, it's just perfect! Wow! I bet it has a great story behind it too. Did they tell you anything? Like you know where it was from or...
Rachel: Oh yes! That I know, this is from uh, White Plains.
Phoebe: White Plains. Oh, it sounds like such a magical place.
Rachel: Hey! We're here!
Rachel: How Ohh! Oh my God!
Ross: You like it?
Rachel: Oh no!
Ross: It's my new apothecary table!
Rachel: Ross! Phoebe's gonna be here any second, she cannot see this!
Ross: Oh why not? ! She'll she'll love it! It's the real thing! I got it at Pottery Barn.
Rachel: I know you did! I bought the same one! And if she sees your table she's gonna know that I lied to her.
Rachel: I told her that ours was an original.
Ross: Why did you do that?
Rachel: Because she hates Pottery Barn.
Ross: She hates Pottery Barn? !
Rachel: I know! I know, she says it's all mass produced, nothing is authentic, and everyone winds up having the same stuff.
Rachel: So come on, she's gonna be here any second! Can we please just cover this up with something? ! Please?
Ross: What? No! No! I am not gonna hide it from Phoebe Ooh, although I did get some great Pottery Barn sheets!
Rachel: Ooo! Oh, I forgot they made sheets!
Ross: Uh, yeah! I still can't believe she hates Pottery Barn!
Rachel: Ross, get over it! It's not like she hates you.
Ross: Yeah but Pottery Barn! You know what I think? It it's she's just she's weird.
Ross: You know it's because she's a twin. Twins are weird.
Rachel: Ross, she's not weird, she just wants her stuff to be one of a kind.
Ross: Huh. You know what's not one of a kind? A twin!
Rachel: Ooh, Phoebe's here! Ok, let's turn out all the lights and we'll just watch the movie!
Phoebe: Ok. Hey Ooh, cool sheet!
Ross: Oh, you like it? You wanna know where I got it?
Rachel: He he got it at a flea market!
Phoebe: You bought your sheets at a flea market? Ross come on, you gotta loosen the purse strings a little.
Monica: So dinner will be ready in twenty minutes. This is so exciting.
Chandler: And here is the bottle of wine for you to bring over tonight.
Chandler: You were also going to buy Monica flowers but you couldn't afford it, because you paid for dinner last night.
Joey: Oh, thanks. Thanks, but uh actually it's just gonna be me again tonight, yeah.
Monica: What happened to Janine?
Joey: She's really sick.
Chandler: Oh, that's too bad.
Joey: Yeah, she's been in there all day, uh high fever, a nose problem...Phlegm! Phlegm!
Janine: Monica! Chandler! I'm really really sorry about tonight.
Janine: I don't know if Joey told you, but I just couldn't get out of going to this play. I'm sorry. Have a great time ah.
Chandler: That's funny, I saw no phlegm.
Joey: No no, she really is sick!
Chandler: Why is she going to a play? !
Joey: Uh, wellyou know, starve a fever, go to a play for a cold.
Monica: Joey! Why is Janine not coming over for dinner? !
Joey: Well, uh, she didn't wanna hang out with you guys two nights in a row. I'm so sorry.
Chandler: Well, why does she not wanna hang out with us? !
Joey: Because she uh, she she thinks that you are blah and and that you, Monica, are, too loud.
Monica: What? !! What?
Chandler: So she was just pretending to have a good time last night? She was lying to our faces? !
Monica: Ugh, I can not believe this! I mean, who is she to judge us? We could not've been nicer to her!
Chandler: And I am not blah, I am a hoot!
Joey: I know. Come on, please, please, you guys, don't don't be mad. I'm sure she just, she just said that stuff because she was nervous 'cause you guys are like my best friends!
Joey: You know? And it was our first date! Plus, she's really sick!
Chandler: No, you sh No you said you made that up! !
Joey: I know, but don't you think the sick thing is way better than the play thing?
Chandler: Hell, they're both good. I generally just go with, Monica's drunk again.
Joey: Come on, you guys, come on, please, please just give her another chance, huh? She'll come around I promise.
Monica: Oh, God. 'Course we will. Come on, we gotta make dinner.
Monica: I do not like that woman!
Joey: I can hear you!
Monica: I am loud!
Rachel: That's funny.
Ross: Hey Pheebs, could you please not put your feet up on my new......old sheet?
Phoebe: Oh sure! Noo!
Ross: My apothecary table!
Phoebe: What? !
Phoebe: Ross, where did you get this? !
Ross: I got it at Pottery Barn! Ok? !
Rachel: Oh my God, Phoebe, Pottery Barn has ripped off the design of our antique!
Phoebe: Wow! Oh my God, well if they've ripped off our table ours must be much more than one and fifty dollars!
Rachel: Oh yes.
Phoebe: Well, this doesn't even smell like opium.
Ross: Of course not, it smells like wine, which you spilled! And thanks for wrecking my sheet by the way.
Phoebe: Oh Ross, calm down, I'll give you the 80 cents.
Chandler: Ok, one more time.
Monica: Chandler, would you like some more orange juice?
Chandler: Perfect decibel.
Monica: I know!
Joey: So uh, what're you guys doing?
Chandler: Oh, nothing, we're just talking. You know, blah blah blah.
Joey: Look, come on, you guys, you said you were gonna try! All right look, I came over here to invite you guys to a movie with me and Janine.
Joey: What do you say?
Monica: Well, I'd like to but, I'm not sure we have time to go.
Joey: Ha ha, very funny Look! I don't know what to do! I really want you guys to get along. Just please come to the movie with us. I mean you owe me!
Monica: We owe you? !
Joey: That's right!
Joey: That's right! I helped you guys out a lot in the start of your relationship. Huh?
Joey: I helped you sneak around for like six months; I looked like an idiot! Andand I was humiliated. And I only made 200 dollars!
Monica: We didn't give you any money!
Joey: You don't think I know that!
Rachel: see I can't decide whether it would go better next to the new wicker dining chair, the Sahara desk, or the Parker console table.
Ross: Wow! I didn't know that there was a Pottery Barn up here.
Rachel: I know, I know. I went a little crazy.
Ross: A little? Your place looks like page 72 of the catalogue.
Ross: . Oh, look at that! The ornamental bird cage! Large!
Phoebe: Oh, Ross, no. Be careful, that is very old! Ok? Early colonial bird merchants used to bring their birds to market in that.
Phoebe: Another amazing find! Wow! Oh I bet this has a great story too!
Rachel: Oh it does, it does! It is a room separating apparatus from colonial times.
Ross: Hmm, a lot of this stuff is from the colonial times. Hey, what are some other time periods Rachel?
Rachel: Well there's yore. And uh, you know, yesteryear.
Phoebe: Yeah no, I'm telling you Rachel has such a great eye for this stuff.
Phoebe: Ross, you know, if you ever decide to redecorate And I think that you should. You should, you should ask Rachel to help.
Rachel: Oh honey he doesn't need my help.
Phoebe: Come on! I think he's ready to get rid of, what did you call it? The uh cheap knockoffs and dinosaur junk.
Ross: Really? !
Ross: Hey, you know what? Since you have such a great sense of what I need, uh ooh, here's here's 60 bucks, why don't you take Phoebe down to that colonial flea market of yours and get me some stuff.
Rachel: You know what? I don't, I don't really think Phoebe wants to come.
Phoebe: No! I do want to!
Rachel: Oh, she does want to.
Ross: She does want to.
Phoebe: I'm gonna get my purse.
Ross: Ok. Hey, hey, can I have all this stuff when she makes you throw it out?
Rachel: Well, sure, and I'll show you were you can put it.
Rachel: Pheebs, I don't know what to say. I guess the flea market was just better last time.
Phoebe: Well at least I got these sheets for Ross.
Phoebe: Uck, look at this! Pottery Barn, uck!
Rachel: Yeah, you know what? Don't look at it. Seriously, don't look at it.
Phoebe: No! Look look! There's the coffee table they stole from us!
Rachel: Ugh, those bastards! Let's go.
Phoebe: Ok, that fan kinda looks like ours. And the birdcage and the...wait a sec! This is our exact living room!
Rachel: No! No! No! No it's not! No it's not! Come on! Phoebe, ours is totally different! I mean we don't have the...
Rachel: We don't have the...that lamp! And and that screen is you know, on the other side.
Phoebe: Oh my God. Oh my God, this is where you got all our stuff, Pottery Barn! Oh my God!
Rachel: Ok! No! Ewweww, it's all right, I did, I'm sorry, I just, Phoebe, I wanted this stuff and I know how you feel about Pottery Barn. Just...
Rachel: Come on, don't be mad.
Phoebe: No no no, but I am mad! I am mad!
Phoebe: Because this stuff is everything that is wrong with the world! And it's all sitting up in my living room, and all I can think about is how I don't have that lamp!
Rachel: Well then honey, buy the lamp! Hey, we have that 60 bucks from Ross.
Phoebe: I can't! I can't! Unless...Well are you saying that that you would move out if if I didn't buy that lamp?
Rachel: What? ! No! I'm not gonna move out!
Phoebe: But are you saying that you would move out if I didn't buy that lamp?
Rachel: Oh. Yes! I would so move out!
Phoebe: Ok then I don't have a choice! I have to buy that lamp!
Rachel: Yeah, that's right!
Phoebe: But at least the apothecary table is real.
Joey: Well, thisthisthis was great. Didn't everybody have a great time?
Janine: Well I did. I really did. And you know, guys, I gotta say, I'm sorry if I was a little, weird after the last time we went out.
Janine: I guess I was just nervous or something.
Chandler: That's totally understandable.
Monica: Yeah, don't worry about it.
Janine: So we can go out again?
Chandler: Oh yeah!
Janine: Oh good.
Joey: Oh well, good night!
Monica: Good night!
Joey: See? Eh, wasn't that fun?
Janine: We have got to move!
Monica: I knew it! You know, you're not so quiet yourself, missy!
Chandler: And I'm blah? Listen, the only thing that's more boring than watching modern dance is having to listen to you talk about it, ‘Oh Chandler, I just lost myself in the moment.’
Janine: You know, I know you're talking, but all I hear is, "Blah. Blah. Blah blah blah."
Monica: All right! You and me! Let's go! Right now!
Joey: All right! Enough! Enough! Enough! You two go home! I I I gotta talk to Janine!
Chandler: You know I really think you could take her.
Monica: You'd better hope I don't see you in the hallway!
Joey: All right, uh, we we got a a little bit of a problem here. These people are my friends; you can't treat them that way.
Janine: They said stuff to me too, you know!
Joey: I know! I know! And and I'm gonna talk to them about it.
Joey: But look, they mean so much to me. They...They're like my family you know?
Joey: If you guys are gonna be fighting all the time, I I...I don't think we can be together. It just, it just can't work ok? It can't. I'm very upset.
Janine: Ok. Ok. Would, would it help if I went over and apologized?
Joey: Yeah! Yeah! That, that'd be very helpful! Yeah.
Monica: What did I tell you about the hall? !
Janine: I was just coming over here to apologize for my behavior! I'd really like it if we could be friends.
Monica: Well, I know that would make Joey happy, so, I would like that too.
Monica: Now come on.
Monica: Well, I'm glad we worked things out.
Janine: Me too.
Monica: All right.
Janine: Ok, I'll see you.
Janine: Or I'll hear you.
Monica: That's it big girl! Come on!
Monica: You'd better run!
Chandler: Did you hear that?
Joey: Yeah uh, what am I gonna do?
Chandler: I don't know, I'm sorry man.
Chandler: You wanna go watch?
Chandler: You know, I'm not sure you could've taken Janine.
Monica: I could've taken her.
Ross: I don't know. She's much bigger than you.
Monica: Are you kidding me? ! I know what to do with tall girls. You go for their knees!
Joey: How you doing?
Chandler: Hey so, did uh, did she move out?
Joey: Pretty much, yeah.
Monica: Well, I cannot believe you just broke up with her just like that.
Joey: Well, when it's not right, you know it.
Chandler: You ok?
Joey: Yeah! Yeah. I'll be all right.
Ross: You know what would cheer you up?
Ross: I'm giving this lecture on erosion theories tomorrow night, I think you should come.
Joey: You're right! That'd cheer me up!
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