Ross:Hey, what's going on?
Ross: I found a note on my door, "Come to Monica's quick. Bring champagne and a Three Musketeers bar."
Joey: Yeah, I'll take that.
Ross: What's up?
Chandler: Monica and I are engaged.
Ross: Oh, my God. Congratulations. Where is she?
Monica: I'm engaged! I'm engaged!
Joey: Yeah, She's been out there for 20 minutes. I'm surprised you didn't hear on the way over?
Ross: Oh, I thought it was just a kid yelling, "I'm gay! I'm gay!" Can I bring her in?
Phoebe: Oh no, let her stay out there. It's sweet.
Monica: I'm getting married! I'm gonna be a bride! No, I will not shut up, because I'm engaged!
Monica: Oh, big talk! Huh, why don't you come over here and say that to me? ! Huh, buddy? ! Yeah, my fiance will kick your ass!
Monica: Come on, apartment 20! Apartment 20!
Chandler: Okay, you get her in here. You bolt the door. I'll be in the closet.
Monica: Okay, wait, wait, wait. I just want to say that I love you guys so so much and thank you for being here on my special night.
Monica: Our special night.
Monica: It just wouldn't be my night...Our night if you weren't here to celebrate with me...us. Damn it!
Chandler: It's okay, I want this to be your night too. to Monica.
Monica: Come on, wait, stop it. Okay, to Monica.
Phoebe: So have you decided on a band for the wedding? Because you know...I'm kind of musical.
Rachel: Yeah Pheebs, honey, she just got engaged a couple of hours ago. I doubt she's even had time to think about...
Phoebe: Speaking of chiming in, remember the time you burned down my apartment?
Rachel: Yeah, you're on your own.
Monica: You know what we should do? We should all get dressed up and go to have champagne at The Plaza.
Joey: But I can't stay too long. I gotta get up early for a commercial audition tomorrow.
I gotta look good. I'm supposed to be playing a 19-year-old.
Chandler:What? So when you said, "Get up early," did you mean 1986?
Joey: You guys don't think I look 19?
Phoebe: Oh, 19! We thought you said 90!
Monica: Okay, everybody, let's go. Let's go!
Joey: Hey, Is the rest of my candy bar around here?
Phoebe: Oh honey no, you ate it all.
Joey: I was afraid of that.
Monica: You know what shoes would look great with this ring? Diamond shoes.
Monica: You're not getting dressed.
Chandler: Know what I mean?
Monica: Yeah, but I don't think we have time.
Chandler: There's gonna be a wedding. You're gonna be the bride.
Chandler: Two hundred people are going to be looking at you in a clean white dress.
Monica: Let's do it.
Monica: Chandler! It happens to lots of guys! You were probably tired,you had a lot of champagne, don't worry about it!
Chandler: I'm not worried, I'm fascinated. You know? It's like biology.
Chandler: Which is funny, because in high school I failed biology and tonight biology failed me.
Phoebe: Check it out. ok, I could play this while the guests are coming in.
Phoebe: Okay. "First time I met Chandler, I thought he was gay. But here I am singing on his wedding day!"
Monica: Phoebe, no.
Phoebe: If you would've let me finish, it goes on to say that he's probably not gay.
Chandler: Sure, you guys don't have this problem, you're made of wood.
Chandler: Hey, you look great.
Rachel: Oh, thanks.
Chandler: You okay over there?
Rachel: I don't know. You know? I feel a little...You know what? Never mind. I'm gonna befine
Chandler: Oh, don't worry about it I mean you probably were tired, you had a lot of champagne, it happens to everybody.
Ross: Hey! Rachel: Hi! Ross: Wow! Happy Monica's night!
Rachel: Well thank you, you too. Ross: Thanks.
Rachel: Hey, Can you believe this? Can you believe they are actually getting married?
Ross: Well, sure, but I get married all the time so…
Ross: You okay?
Rachel: Yeah, I guess. I mean, do you think we're ever gonna have that?
Ross: You mean "We," you and me?
Rachel: Oh, no, no, no. "We," you with someone, me with someone.
Ross: Oh good, you scared me for a minute.
Rachel: I know. Shake it off.
Ross: I mean no, it's just cause you and I were like a nightmare. No, but there was some good times.
Rachel: No, absolutely. You know like it was…
Ross: Surely you can think of something good.
Rachel: Yeah, just give me a minute! Oh well, yes, I can think of one good thing.
Rachel: Well you, you were always really good at the…at the…the stuff.
Ross: Yeah? I was good at the stuff?
Rachel: Yeah, yeah, I really liked your hands.
Ross: My hands?
Ross: Way to go guys. You know, you were really good at the stuff too.
Rachel: Oh, I know.
Rachel: Hey, you know what we never did? Oh, no, not that. We never had a bonus night.
Ross: A what?
Rachel: You know, bonus night. Two people break up, but they get back together for one night.
Ross: One night, just sex? No strings attached?
Rachel: Yeah, yeah, we never had that.
Ross: Okay, this is getting a little crazy.
Ross: I mean I'm sure it would be amazing but I gotta say, I really really don't think it would be a good idea. You know I really really don't.
Joey:'Sup? 'Sup, dude?
Chandler: Take whatever you want, just don't hurt me.
Joey: So you're playing a little Playstation, huh? That's whack! Playstation is whack!
Joey:'Sup with the whack PlayStation, 'sup? Come on, am I 19 or what?
Chandler: Yes, on a scale of one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely 19.
Joey: Come on, man, really. How old?
Chandler: Young. You're a man-child, okay? Now go get changed because everybody's ready and please, oh please, keep my underwear!
Chandler: Uh, you've had a lot of sex right?
Joey: When, today? Some, not a lot.
Chandler: Well, it's just the reason I'm asking is because I had kind of a...I was unable to...I really wanted to, but I couldn't...There was an incident.
Joey: Don't worry about that, man. That happens.
Chandler: It's happened to you?
Joey: Yeah, once.
Chandler: Well, what'd you do?
Joey: I did it anyway.
Monica: Phoebe, come on, let's go. Come on. Why aren't you dressed yet? !
Phoebe: I'm sorry, but I just wrote the best song for your wedding. Check this out.
Monica: No, Phoebe, I'll tell you what, if you get ready now I'll let you play it at the wedding.
Phoebe: Really? ! Oh that's so exciting! Thank you! Thanks Mon! Oh but Mon, if you touch my guitar again I'll have to pound on you for a little bit.
Monica: Fair enough, now go get ready! -Phoebe: Okay.
Monica: I'll get everybody else, finally we can start celebrating my…
Monica: I'm sorry, apparently I have opened the door to the past.不好意思，我显然打开了过去之门。
Ross: Okay, Monica, Mon. Okay, what you just saw...
Monica: Can I ask you just a little question? Why tonight?
Monica: See, I've been waiting my whole life to be engaged, and unlike some people I'm only planning on doing this once.
Monica: So you know, maybe it's selfish, I'm sorry, but I was kinda hoping tonight could just be about that.
Rachel: Oh honey, but it is just about that.
Monica: No it's not! No! No! Now it's about you and Ross getting back together!
Rachel: What? !
Monica: See, you kinda stole my thunder!
Ross: Okay! Ho-ho! We did not steal your thunder. Because we are not getting back together.
Rachel: Yeah. No. And you know what? Nobody even saw!
Monica: That's true.
Rachel: Honey I swear it we just kissed.
Ross: It was just a kiss.
Phoebe: You guys kissed! What does this mean? !Are you, are you getting back together? ! Can I sing at your wedding?
Monica: Thunder being stolen!
Rachel: Okay come on Phoebe, it's nothing! Monica, come on!
Ross: Look let's not make a big deal out of this! It was a one time thing. It doesn't even matter!
Joey: Oh my God! I cannot believe you guys are talking about this!The problems in the bedroom are between the man and the woman!
Joey: All right? ! Now Chandler is doing the best he can!
Chandler: I don't think that's what they were talking about, Joe!
Phoebe: What a great night, Chandler can't do it, these guys kissed…
Joey and Chandler: What?
Joey: You guys kissed? This is huge!
Rachel and Ross: No! Oh no!
Rachel: No, it's really not huge.
Ross: And people thinking it's huge has led Monica to believe that we are stealing her thunder. Which we are not!
Monica: Well, we're still talking about it, aren't we?
Phoebe: Well yeah, that and Chandler's problem.
Joey: Monica Monica Monica Monica, listen listen listen listen, would it make you feel better if we all stop talking about Ross and Rachel.
Monica: Yes that would be lovely.
Joey: You got it. Okay. Now, I can pass for 19 right?
Chandler: Yes, you can pass for 19.
Joey: Really?Chandler: Yes!Joey: Seriously?
Chandler: Seriously? Seriously, no! OK? You can play your own age which is 31!
Joey: I'm 30!
Rachel: Joey, you are not! You're 31.Joey: Oh, crap!
Phoebe: Okay, so The Plaza! Okay, we'll get us some Mai Thai's, maybe no more for you though.
Monica: You know what? I think that, I don't feel like going to The Plaza.
Rachel: Honey, Monica, this is ridiculous! Look…
Monica: No, I really don't want to talk about it! I don't! Especially with you.
Joey: That is whack!
Phoebe: Okay, I think I'll play it at the wedding.
Joey: Yeah! Well, I think we'll see if they actually let you play.Huh? I mean they tell you anything you want to hear like, "You look 19," and then they just take it away like, "No you don't."
Phoebe: I don't think Monica is gonna take this away.
Joey: Wouldn't she?Phoebe: Would she?
Joey: Would she? You ate my candy bar!
Ross: Guess who?
Ross: Hey, I just realized we kinda let some stuff up in the air…
Rachel: What do you think Monica mean when she said "I don't want to talk!", especially with me?
Rachel: I mean, why not especially you and me? We were both out there kissing.
Ross: Still thinking about it?
Rachel: Seriously, what did she mean by that? Especially you!
Ross: Who cares?
Rachel: I care!
Ross: And so do I.
Rachel: You know what, I have to go talk to her, would you let me just get changed?
Ross: Okay. Sure.
Rachel: Am I going to let you watch me undress?
Monica: I can't believe her, You know it's just, it's so typical.
Chandler: Now Monica, I know you're upset, but don't forget.There is going to be a wedding, you are going to throw the bouquet, and then there's going to be a honeymoon, maybe in Paris.
Chandler: We will take a moonlit walk on the Rue de la…
月光下，我们在Rue de la街散步！
Monica: Keep talking.
Chandler: Then we will sprinkle rose pedals on the bed and make love.Not just because it's romantic, but because I can!
Monica: I love you!
Monica: Bonjour, monsieur.
Chandler: Okay, don't say anything, you might scare it away.
Chandler: It's Paris, who knows we're here?
Monica: Hi Pheebs, what's up?
Phoebe: Okay, you said I could sing at your wedding so, I'm just gonna need a small deposit.
Monica: What? !
Phoebe: You know, just some good faith money to hold the date.
Chandler: Phoebe, we're not giving you a deposit for our wedding!
Phoebe: Oh, I see.
Joey: They break your heart, don't they?
Phoebe: You know, I don't really their permission.
Joey: Yeah! If you wanna sing at their wedding, well you sing at their wedding!
Phoebe: Yeah! And if you wanna look 19, then you… You gotta do something about your eyes.
Joey: What? ! What's wrong with my eyes.
Phoebe: They give you away! There's just too much wisdom in there. Just put some tea bags on there for like 15 minutes.
Joey: And that'll get rid of my wisdom?
Phoebe: Maybe just 10 minutes for you.
Chandler: Give her the deposit! Give her the ring! I don't care!
Rachel: Monica, what did you mean before when you said you didn't want to talk to anyone, especially me?
Chandler: What a great apology! And you accept! Okay, bye-bye!
Rachel: No, seriously, what was the “especially me” part about?
Monica: Well, let's just say it's not the first time you've stolen my thunder.
Rachel: What? !
Ross: Hey, here's a thought.
Rachel: Monica, what are you talking about?
Monica: My Sweet Sixteen! Remember, you went to third base with my cousin Charlie.
Chandler: Ah, third base.
Monica: It's all everybody at the party could talk about!
Rachel: Monica, You know what? The only reason I did that was because your party was so boring!
Monica: We had a characturist!
Phoebe: “Whenever I get married, guess who won't get to sing? Somebody named Geller! And somebody else named Bing!”
Rachel: Monica, your Sweet Sixteen was like a million years ago!
Monica: And yet, here we are doing it again.
Rachel: Ugh, Monica I don't want to steal your stupid thunder!
Monica: Oh please! Why else would you have made out with Ross?
Ross: Got me.
Rachel: All right, easy Mimey, the moment has passed, it ain't gonna happen!
Monica: I just thought it would be nice if I could have just this one night!
Rachel: I swear, I never wanted any part of your night! No one was supposed to see us kissing.
Monica: Oh, is that why you did it the secret hallway where nobody ever goes?!
Ross: Uh, Rachel, I've been thinking. I don't think us getting together tonight is such a good idea. I'm calling it off.
Chandler: Way to save your dignity my man.
Rachel: Why? Why would I ever want to take away from your night?
Monica: I don't know! I don't maybe you're feeling a little resentful.Maybe you thought you'd get married first!Maybe you can't stand the fact that your formally fat friend is getting married before you!
Rachel: Oh wow. That you know what? That is so unfair. You know what?Now I want to steal your thunder! Come on Ross, let's go have sex!
Monica: I can't believe you're gonna have sex on my engagement night!
Chandler: Well, somebody should.
Ross: Look uh, if we're gonna do this…
Rachel: We're not gonna do this, all right? She's just gonna think that we're doin' it.
Ross: I see, so everybody wins.
Rachel: Who is it?
Monica: Monica, open up!
Rachel: Okay well Ross! Stop it please! Wait a minute!
Rachel: Yeah, you like that baby? May we help you?
Monica: I just wanted to say that I hope you do have sex tonight and I hope that you guys get back together,but I must warn you, the night that you announce your engagement I'm going to announce that I'm pregnant!
Chandler: How is that ever going to happen? !
Rachel: All right Monica, do you want to know why I was with Ross tonight? !
Monica: I know why!
Rachel: No you don't know why!
Monica: Okay! Why? !
Rachel: Because! Because I was sad.
Monica: What do you mean?
Rachel: Look, I am so so happy for you guys, but you getting married just reminds me of the fact that I'm not.
Rachel: I'm not even close. And I don't know, maybe I just wanted to make myself feel better.And I know that that's dumb, but oh my God you were so depressed when Ross got married that you slept with Chandler!
Chandler: I don't care, she slept with me.
Rachel: Anyway sweetie, I am, I'm so sorry I ruined your night.
Monica: I'm sorry I almost made you sleep with Ross.
Ross: Well, I'm going to take off. Congratulations.
Ross: And uh, Rachel.
Ross: What can I say, you missed your chance. From now on the only person who's going to enjoy these bad boys is me.
Phoebe: “We thought Phoebe would leave, but she just stayed and stayed.That's right, I'm here all night, and Chandler will never get l…”
Chandler: Hey! Here's a dollar, consider it a deposit. Please sing at our wedding.
Phoebe: Oh thank you.
Phoebe: Now… “Who will perform the ceremony! Who will perform the cer-”Oh! All right, I'll pound on him in the morning.