Hey, I got you a present!
Oh, my goodness, where did you hide it?
I got it for your wedding and I ordered it weeks ago, and it finally got here!
Pheebs, you didn't have to get us anything for our wedding you already sang...
I love it! It's huge! Let's open it! Let's open it!
It's a Ms. Pac Man machine! Oh, my God!
I didn't know where to put it, so I just left it here for now.
Oh well, maybe we can put it in the guest bedroom. Yeah, okay.
I kind of like it here.
Do you really like it?
Are you kidding? ! I practically spent my entire childhood at the arcade. This is like...Oh my God, this is like my second favorite game!
Oh really? What was your first?
Well I I don't really remember the name of it.
Well, what did it do?
Well, you just you put a quarter in and you know pull pull some handles and you win like a candy bar or something.
A vending machine?
Don't feel bad for me. I won every time!
Hey! Um, I'm so glad you guys are here. I've been dying to tell someone what happened in the Palaeontology Department today.
Do you think he saw us, or can we still slip out?
Professor Newman, the head of the department, is retiring, so...
They made you head of the department!
No, I get to teach one of his advanced classes!
Why didn't I get head of the department?
Oh! Hey Rach, listen umm...I got a big date coming up. Do you know a good restaurant?
Uh, Paul's Cafe. It's got great food and it's really romantic.
Ooh, great! Thanks!
Oh, and then afterwards you can take her to the Four Seasons for drinks.
Or you go downtown and listen to some jazz. Or dancing Oh! Take her dancing!
You sure are naming a lot of ways to postpone sex.
I miss dating. Getting all dressed up and going to a fancy restaurant.
I'm not gonna be able to do that for so long, and it's so much fun!
I mean not that sitting at home worrying about giving birth to a sixteen pound baby is not fun.
Hey, you know what? Huh?
Why don't I take you out.
What? Joey, you don't wanna go on a date a pregnant lady.
Yes I do! And we're gonna go out, we're gonna have a good time, we're gonna take your mind off of childbirth and c sections and and giant baby heads stretching out...
Ok! Ok! I'll go with you! I'll go! I'll go with you.
It will be fun. All right.
No. No! Yes! Ahh. Oh, would you look at that Monica? I just knocked off all of your top scores, how sad.
Ok, I'm next. No! Don't start another game! I said I'm next! Phoebe!
Oh, I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you over all the winning.
Chandler, Phoebe's hogging the game.
Who cares? It's a stupid game.
Oh, you only think it's stupid 'cause you suck at it.
I don't suck. It sucks. You suck.
Wait okay, if this game is gonna cause problems between the two of you, then maybe I should just keep it.
No no no! No! I love it! It is a great present! But you know, in fact, why don't you go home and wait for the thank you card?
Why do you wanna play this game so badly?
Yeah! It's not like it spits out a Clark bar after every game.
Ok. Phoebe that's it. Come on, get out out of the chair. Come on! Come on! Out of the chair. Oh come...Phoebe!
Joey, could you get that?
What are you doing here? I thought you were in your room.
No, I'm picking you up for our date. These are for you.
Ohh, Lilies. Joey, they're my favorite. Thank you.
And a brownie. Well, half a brownie. Actually, it's just a bag. It's a long walk from the flower shop and I felt faint, so...
Oh man! This is so great! I actually feel like I'm going on a real date!
Although, I have a hint of morning sickness, and I'm wearing underwear that goes up to about there.
Hey, come on. This is a real date. So nice place you got here. Foosball. Pizza box. Oh, a subscription to Playboy. My kind of woman.
Yeah, actually that's my roommate's.
I would like to meet him. He sounds like a stand up guy.
Ah yes, but he's very protective of me so you'd better watch yourself.
Ah...Hey, so uh, this roommate of yours...is he good looking? Hm mmm.
Oh yeah, it must be tough to keep your hands off him, huh?
Yeah, but I'm pretty sure he's gay.
No no no no, he's not! No! Why are you trying to ruin the game? Come on!
...which brings us back, of course, to Greely's theory of dominance. Ok, that that's all for today. Oh, uh does anyone know where the Freeman building is?
Yeah. It's the new building on Avenue A.
What? That's all the way across town. I'm supposed to teach a graduate seminar there in ten minutes.
Dude, that's not gonna happen.
Move it! Move it! Move it! Hey! I'm the teacher!
Sorry I'm a little late. Whoa, a lot late.
Well, let me start by introducing myself. I'm Professor Geller.
So to sum up I'm Professor Geller. Good job today.
Now the filet mignon, what comes with that?
There's a side of steamed vegetables.
Now, instead of the vegetables, is there anyway that I could substitute the um three pound lobster?
You know what? Bring her both. And I'll have the same.
Wow! This is shaping up to be a pretty good date Oh, I almost forgot. I didn't pay you the rent check.
Oh whoa whoa whoa, no roommate stuff. Ok? We're on a date.
Ok. Wow! So I get to see what Joey Tribbiani is like on a date. So do you have any moves?
No! No. Umm, just myself and if they don't like me for I'm sorry I couldn't even get through that.
I knew it. I knew it. Come on tell me your moves.
Uh, alright. Umm, well, ok, I usually start by having a bottle of wine sent to my table from a fan.
Oh, my God. And that works?
Well, it does when you combine it with, "This is so embarrassing, I just wanna have a normal life!"
Oh, you poor little famous man.
Oh ok, how about this one.
I was gonna wait until the end of the night to kiss you but you're just so beautiful, I don't think I can.
Oh, my God! Wow, that was fantastic! I almost leaned in. I really almost did.
Alright, so...so tell me one of your moves.
So where'd you grow up?
That's your move? Boy, Rach, you're lucky you're hot.
Come on, just answer the question.
And so were were you close to your parents?
Yeah, with my mom. Yeah, I'm not so much with my dad.
I don't know. I guess there's just always been this distance you know I mean we both try to pretend it's not there, but it is.
It's gotta be rough.
Yeah, it is. Yeah it's really tough. You know sometimes I think Wow! Nice move!
"Where'd you grow up," so simple!
Thank you! And now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go to the restroom.
And now you're watching me walk away.
Yes, I am! Again, so simple!
You are not gonna believe what I did today.
Well it clearly wasn't showering or shaving.
I got good. I played this game all day and now I rule at it! They should change the name of it to Ms. Chandler.
Although I I hope they don't.
Wait a minute, you stayed home all day and played Ms. Pac Man while I went off to work like some kind of chump? !
Uh huh, and I got all the top ten scores, I erased Phoebe off the board! High five!
What is the matter with your hand?
Well I've been playing it for like eight hours, it it'll loosen up. Come on, check out the scores. Oh, and also look at the initials, they're dirty words.
Chandler, why would you do that?
Because it's awesome.
You think it's clever?
Well, you know, they only give you three letters, so after A S S it is a bit of a challenge.
Hey wait a minute, this one is not dirty.
Well it is when you put it together with that one.
Well if you don't clear this off, you won't be getting one of those from me.
Ben's coming over here tomorrow to play this game, this can't be there.
Come on. He won't even know what they mean.
Chandler, he's 7, he's not stupid.
Have you talked to him lately?
All right, look I'm just gonna unplug it.
No no no, if you unplug it, I'll have nothing to show for my day! It would be like I was at work.
No! Hey look at that! Look at that, it's still there! This thing must have some kind of primitive ROM Chip in it or something!
Honey you you gotta beat your scores!
With the claw?
All right fine. Fine, I'll do it. Just gotta get this off the screen. Carol and Susan are still upset that you taught him pull my finger.
Pull my finger. My hand is messed up!
I am not gonna answer that.
Oh, come on! Just pick one! Between Monica, Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross if you had to, if you had to, who would you punch?
No one! They are my friends, I wouldn't punch any of them.
Yeah, but I don't know why.
Look at me, I'm having such a wonderful time! Me too!
Hey, Rach, can I just say I think this is the best date I ever had! I know!
I've never laughed so hard. Did you see the wine come out of my nose?
Joey, I think everybody saw the wine come out of your nose.
I gotta say, I never knew I could enjoy the non sex part of a date so much.
Well, that is because you have never been on a date with me before.
All right, now don't judge me. I normally wait till my date leaves, but you live here. I'm ripping into this swan.
Ok, well then you don't judge me. I'm gonna suck on the Cellophane from the brownie I had before.
So tell me, what are Joey Tribbiani's end of the night moves?
Ah, well, if I want the girl to kiss me, first thing I do is make my lips look irresistible.
How do you do that?
Now you can't tell anyone, but I put on shiny lip balm.
Oh, my God. Like a moth to a flame, I'm telling you.
Okay, all right, so, now you go.
No, I don't want to tell you.
Why not? Because it's embarrassing.
More embarrassing than shiny raspberry lip balm?
I didn't say raspberry before, did I?
All right just just tell me Rach, just tell me!
Okay. All right, stand up.
Well, when we're at the door, I lightly press my lips against his, and then move into his body just for a second, and then I make this sound, "Hmmm."
Okay, I know it doesn't sound like anything, but I swear it works.
Yeah. Why Yeah, that would work for you...
All right, I gotta go to bed. Honey. I had such a wonderful time.
You were 50 minutes late to the class, what did you crawl there?
No, I ran. Ok? It was really far, and when did people stop understanding the phrase, "Get the hell out of my way!"
Well, why didn't you just take a cab?
Ugh, between the traffic that time of day and all the one way streets it'll take me twice as long. Besides, I teach the class three times a week, who am I? Rockefeller?
Well you're not gonna be able to keep doing this.
Well I have to. Ok? If I don't, they'll take the class away from me. And...I already put it in my family newsletter.
Your what? You've seen it, The Geller Yeller.
Besides, I I think I figured out a much faster route, I'm I'm sure I can make it this time. I just...I just can't be afraid to get a little bit...hit by cars.
Hey, remember um last night how we were talking about that movie Cujo?
Oh yeah, I still can't believe you haven't seen Cujo. What is wrong with you?
Relax, it's not like it's Citizen Kane.
Have you ever tried to sit through Citizen Kane?
Yeah I know it's really boring, but it's like a big deal.
Anyway, I was thinking about renting Cujo sometime.
Oh yeah? All right. Well, let's do it tonight.
Well don't you have that big date tonight? Oh, right.
Hey, Joey, can I ask you something? Yeah.
After our date last night, did you feel a little weird?
Oh, my God. You did too?
It totally freaked me out. What was that?
I I don't know! I'm I'm kinda thinking it it was the lobster...
Oh, yeah. Yeah, the lobster.
Yeah, I mean I was up sick all night. Yeah, me too, all night.
Really? How come we didn't cross paths?
Yeah, well, that's because I stayed in my room.
Yeah, you don't wanna look in my hamper.
Ok, I got that. I'll escape over there. I'll come back over here. All right, come on Ms. Pac Man. It's got Right Well, you're just a little bitch, aren't you?
Hey, you guys. I'm sorry that I was hogging the game before. Oh, my God! Your friends have some unfortunate initials.
They're all Chandler.
Chandler sucks. He couldn't get this good.
I did. But it came at a price.
Well, Ben's coming over tonight, and he can't see this.
Come on. By age 7, kids have already seen orgies. Was it just me?
Yeah! Yes, I made it! I'm on time!
Ok, why don't we all uh, open our books to page 23. Where...Where you will see...a uh...a bunch of uh...red spots.
Ok, umm, why don't, why don't you all start to read, while I
Hey. Are you all right? You seem a little distracted.
No no no! I'm fine. It's just...Hey, can can I ask you something?
Have you ever looked at someone that you've known for a while and then suddenly...suddenly see them in a different way?
You mean like from behind?
Yeah. Yeah, that...that's exactly it. Yeah.
Ew, you know what? One time I saw this guy from behind and he seemed like a totally normal guy and then he turned around and it was Stephan Baldwin!
Ooh! Yeah. So yeah, so you know exactly what I'm talking about.
Totally! Wow! Would you excuse me for a sec? Yeah. Sure.
Oh, my god. Phoebe! You're on fire! I know!
One more score to go. You can do it!
Don't touch me! Don't touch her!
All right! Go left! Go left! Go right! ! Go right! !
I can't! I can't! No! You son of a bitch!
Oh, hi, Ben. No, don't look at the machine!
God! Thank God you're home! I'm watching Cujo.
Alone? Yes! But what is wrong with this dog? !
Hey, did you get to the part where they're trapped in the car and Cujo's throwing himself at the windshield?
No! No! Seriously, what's wrong with the dog? !
Wait a minute, what are you doing home so early? What happened to your date?
Oh, it didn't work out.
Oh. Will you wanna watch the rest of the movie with me?
Oh, okay. Yeah.
You know, I never thought I would ever say this about a movie, but I really hope this dog dies.
What're you doing over there? Come sit here, you protect me.
Oh. Sure, yeah. Why not?
Okay. That's him, that's him! That's Cujo! That's Cujo! All right, I know! I know. Yeah, it's gonna be ok.
Oh, my God. What's he gonna do now? I can't watch.
Oh. Seriously, how can you watch this? Aren't you scared?
So is everybody here? I got here a little early, myself. Let us begin.
Now, the hadrosaurids have been unearthed in two main locations.
Here and here.
Now, as for the hydrosaurs...