Did you um I'm sorry, did you just say it's Rachel?
Um, you...you like Rachel?
Yes. I like Rachel.
Yeah, ok but look, buy uh Hey hey, you know, you know who else I like? You! And it it doesn't get said enough. I like you Ross.
R R Rachel Rachel? ! Yeah, but it's not a big deal.
It's not a big deal? Oh, I'm sorry I just...um, I...what about all the stuff you you just said?
I mean how about, I like you you can't stop thinking about her. Like how you can't sleep?
I I'm an actor, you know? As as a group, we tend to be over dramatic.
Rachel who's carrying my baby Rachel?
Look no, I I know it's bad, and I know it's wrong. Ok? But but it's it's not like anything's ever gonna happen.
You know? These these are just feelings, they're gonna go away.
You know what? I I gotta go.
Oh come on Ross! Hey Ross Ross don't... I just you know I I just have one Rachel? !
别这样，罗斯，我只是…… 我只有一个... 瑞秋？瑞秋？
......kay, she's kicking.
She's growing inside you.
Wow that was a big one.
I think that's the youngest girl ever to reject me.
Oh hey you guys! Oh hey!
Hey listen, let me ask you, do you believe in soul mates?
Oh, yes, I do. I do. I believe that there is one perfect person out there for everyone.
And you know how you find him? You stop looking for him. That's why I stopped looking for Russell Crowe. He'll find me.
No. I mean I believe that uh, certain people are more suited for each other and I believe in falling in love, but soul mates, I don't think they exist.
Why? Well, last night, I met Monica's.
I I had a date with this guy, and I swear to God, he is her other half.
Come on, don't be crazy. You don't think there's somebody out there better suited for Monica than me, do you?
Well, what's he like?
He's tall. He has brown hair. Of course, of course.
A tall guy with hair similar to mine? Oh, unknowable universe!
He works with food.
Oh, sure. Older?
Obviously. And he's British.
I was just gonna ask! Yeah.
And, he's he's so centered and mature and confident.
Oh, it's so sad they never had a chance to meet.
Luckily, the guy she settled for can't hear what you're talking about.
Oh, I'm so sorry. Maybe I'm wrong.
I but you know I'm gonna go out with him again, I'll find out more.
You believe that this guy is destined for somebody else and you're still gonna date him?
Well, he may not be my soul mate, but a girl's gotta eat.
I just talked to Joey, I just I wanna see how you were.
Oh you know, I still I can't believe it. Joey and Rachel? I mean it's...It's like you and me going out, only weirder!
All right, I I know you're hurting, and and I wanna be supportive, but don't say that again.
Oh my God! What if, what if they get married? Then he'd be the stepfather of my child.
Honey, I don't think that's something we need to worry about! First of all, he'll never tell her how he feels about her.
And even if he did, you have no idea how she'd react.
Sure, 'cause women never like Joey. You know, I think he's a virgin.
Joey...he's not even thinking about going after Rachel! He's not?
No! All he's thinking about is how you're taking this! I mean, listen it's it's completely freaking him out.
He's talking about moving to Vermont.
He says he wants to leave the country.
He thinks you hate him.
Hate him? No, I don't hate him.
It's just, it's Rachel. You know?
Honey I can't even imagine how hard this must be for you. But, I don't want you to lose Joey over it.
And right now he just needs to know that you're still his friend.
Ok. Ok, I'll talk to him.
And do it soon, he just asked me how he can convert his dollars into Vermont money.
Oh! Hi! Hi!
Chandler, Monica, this is Don. Hello.
Hello, nice to meet you.
So, what have you guys been doing?
Well, we just had a terrible lunch today at Adriatica. What's with the sun dried tomatoes in that place?
I know! What is this, 1985? !
That's exactly what I said. Phoebe, isn't that strange.
What's wrong with sun dried tomatoes?
On a barbecued chicken pizza? No?
So, Don. What other restaurants do you like?
Well, Octavio, 27&7 Oh! And there's this great little place, Alessandro's.
Oh, my God! That's my restaurant, I'm the chef there.
You're kidding me! Your your food is fantastic!
Wow, I really wanna talk to you about your menu, once I get some coffees first. Um, anyone want any?
Oh, I'd like a latte.
You know what? If you're gonna talk about me, I'm gonna go with you.
What are you doing?
Nothing. I swear to god, I didn't know you guys would be here. And the good news is you don't even believe in soul mates, so...
I believe in tall, handsome strangers who hit on my wife.
They're just talking, and you know what? Just because I think they're soul mates doesn't mean anything'll happen.
Phoebe, Good work. Yeah?
Oh he's great, I love him.
Don't worry, we'll find you someone else.
Look, I understand if you came by to hit me, I deserve it.
No, I don't want to hit you.
What, then? Kick me?
I don't wanna, I don't wanna do anything to you. All right? I just wanna tell you that I'm not mad at you and...and that I certainly do not hate you.
I just, I just came here to say that.
Hey, wait, Ross, Ross.
You wanna come in for a beer or something?
You uh, do you got any beer?
All all I got is this melon stuff that Rachel left. I don't...
Hey look Ross, you need to understand something ok? I uh...I am never gonna act on this Rachel thing, ok?
I I would never do anything to jeopardize my friendship with you.
Anyway, it uh...look it'll just...take me a while to get over her, that's all. I'm not even sure how to do that, I mean I've never been in love before so...
What? You're in love with her?
Yeah. I thought you knew that. Umm, no.
Hey look, if if it helps, I don't wanna feel this way. Honest. I just keep thinking, "Ah, I'll get over this." You know?
But, It just It just keeps getting harder. I don't, I don't know what to do. You know? What do I do?
I think you need to tell her how you feel.
Okay, that's the green stuff talking.
No, I'm serious. You you need to find out where she is, because if she's not where you are, then you can start to move past this.
But what if uh and I'm not saying she will be But...
If she is where you are, then then my feeling weird shouldn't stand in the way.
Are you sure? Yeah.
Look, if if she's gonna end up with somebody else, the the truth is she couldn't find a better guy. So...
So when do you think you're gonna talk to her?
Oh, my God. I have to tell her.
I haven't even thought about what I would say. What should I say?
I'm understanding, but let's not get carried away.
I'm sorry. Sorry. What am I gonna say?
Yeah, tell me about it.
So I've been slowly phasing out the wine importing and focusing more on the cheese side of things.
Cheese, you say? That's some pretty smelly work, huh, Don?
Excuse me? Cheese. It's smelly.
You must smell a lot of the time too.
Uh, not really. But when it comes to cheese, I'm one of the people who thinks the smellier the better.
Me too! Yeah, Chandler can't stand it. He he won't even allow me to have blue cheese in the house.
And you're still married to him?
You know what I'd love to do? I would like to go to France and eat nothing but bread and cheese. Not even bread. Just cheese. No, I want the bread.
And pastries. And pate. Oh I'm really not high. It's just I used to be fat.
Well if you were ever at the Loire Valley let me know, I got a great little villa you can stay at.
Is it made of cheese?
No. But God, a house made of cheese, wouldn't that be incredible? !
I'd move in tomorrow! Oh, come on!
Are you listening to this! I'm so sorry.
What do we do? I don't know.
They both want to live in a house of cheese.
I don't know how you fight that.
Ok. Ok, I can do this. I can tell her how I feel. Just uh, ok, stand up straight. Take a couple deep breaths. Look confident.
Joey? What's up?
I uh, I just came by because I I I wanna talk to you about something.
Okay. What's up?
Here, in the hall? What are we, animals?
Honey, I'm late for a meeting. Could you make it quick?
I just came by to tell you that...I wanna have dinner with you tonight. That's all.
Sure! Sounds great! Just leave me a message and tell me where to meet you. Ok?
Ok. That's good. Yeah, ok, that give you a couple hours to prepare what you're gonna say. Good. Yeah. Don't you people ever knock? !
I'd like to have Don and Phoebe over.
Wouldn't that be nice? Sure. Why don't you set it up?
I'll just be over here browsing through the personals.
Are you okay? You're acting weird all afternoon.
Yeah, fine. Fine. Not perfect! But good enough.
Jeez, what's with you?
I'm sorry, did you say "cheese"?
All right. What's going on?
Phoebe thinks you and Don are soul mates, and I don't believe in that kind of stuff. But then you two totally get along. So look, I won't stand in your way if you wanna run off with Don and live in a house of cheese.
Chandler, you don't believe in soul mates?
No, but I'm sure "tomatoes" does.
I don't believe in soul mates, either.
You don't? Nope.
I don't think you and I were destined to end up together.
I think that we fell in love and work hard at our relationship.
Some days we work really hard.
So you...you don't wanna live with Don in a cheese house?
No, I I've had second thoughts about that. Do you realize how hard that would be to clean?
I love you. I know.
You know what? I'm gonna take you out to dinner tonight. I found this place that makes the greatest mozzarella sticks and jalepino poppers.
No? Really? They taste so good.
...and I know Chandler is kidding but it happens every time he touches my stomach. I mean I'm really worried the baby's not gonna like him.
Are you okay? What? Yeah, sure.
Look, the reason...Is it hot in here?
No. Not not for me, but why don't you take off your sweater?
I would, but this is a nice place and my T shirt has a picture of Calvin doing Hobbes.
Oh, my God, really? Can I see it?
I wouldn't think Hobbes would like that so much.
How long have we known each other?
Seven, eight...Eight years. Wow.
A long time. Yeah.
But over the past few weeks, I...
Ok, hah, sorry about the wait, but it is mega jammed in here! We have a couple specials tonight...
Actually uh, could you, could you give us a second? Sure. Sure.
Second's up! Not that kind of table.
So you were saying?
I'm not quite sure.
Ok, well you had asked me how long we had known each other, and I said, "Eight years." And then the um, waiter came over and cut his tip in half, and umm...now here we are.
Yeah. Here we are.
I...I think I'm falling in love with you.
I'm falling in love with you.
Who are you talking to?
Oh, you're kidding. It's a joke. Funny. It's funny!
I don't get it.
Okay. Are you...? How did...? When?
Does it really matter?
Wow! Wow. Wow. Wow, it is hot in here.
Ok look Rach, I know this is a lot. Ok, you don't have to say anything. You you uh, you take as much time as you need.
Okay, you gotta say something.
Joey, Joey, I love you so much.
Ever. Right. Hey, that's uh, that's ok. That's fine.
That's uh, pretty much what I was expecting, you know? So uh, it's no big deal. All right? I think I'm gonna go.
No! Joey please! Please don't! Please don't leave like this! Now come on, you cannot do this to a pregnant woman!
Don't start doing that. You can't do that Rach, 'cause then you're gonna make me. Oh, here we go!
Can I? Sure.
Oh Joey honey I don't...I don't wanna lose... Hey hey hey, hey! You can't. Ok? Ever!
I'm so sorry. No, no, no, Rach.
Please don't be sorry. Okay? Don't be sorry.
You know, I was only kidding.
Yeah, that was a real good one.
Is this your table? Yeah.
God, you'll be here all night. I know.
I haven't even read them the specials yet.
What's the matter with them?
I don't know. I think maybe one of them is dying.
I kind of hope it's the girl.
The guy is really cute!