All right! Yes! From home to the hospital in under seven minutes! We did it.
Yes, the hard part is truly over.
No, but come on, we're off to a great start, aren't we?
I knew I'd get here fast. But this has gotta be some kind of a record!
Oh, you made it! Hi. How're you doing?
你们赶到了！ 嗨。 你感觉怎么样？
Wait a minute! How how the hell did you beat us here?
We took a cab. Did you guys walk?
No, we took a cab too. But I did test runs!
Hi! Hey, you made it!
Okay, is there some kind of magic tunnel to this hospital?
Ross, you stay here and talk. I'm gonna go have a baby.
Ok. Ok. Umm hi, this is Rachel Green. I'm Ross Geller. We we called from the car.
Right. We have a semi private labor room waiting for you. So in just a minute...
Whoa whoa whoa whoa! I'm sorry, semi private? We, we asked for a private room.
Yes, I see that here. Unfortunately, we can't guarantee a private room. And, currently, they're all unavailable.
Man, if only you'd gotten here sooner.
I'm sorry. Semi private rooms are all we have.
Okay. Just give us a second. Ross!
Give her some money.
I really think they're out of rooms.
They're not, Ross. They're just saving them for important people! Okay? What what if I was the president?
Well then we'd be in a lot of trouble, you don't know where any countries are.
Ok. Uh, say would you umm...Would you mind checking again, see if any umm, private rooms may have opened up?
This is a hospital.
Okay, you know what? I have to say, I don't really care for your tone.
And this is not the only hospital in this city, and we have no problem Whoa! Oh gosh! Whoa!
What? What? Ow! Ow! Contraction. Ow ow! Ow ow!
Would you like to see a semi private room?
Yeah, it couldn't hurt to look.
Well, you're only two centimeters dilated, and we need to get to 10.
It'll be a while. Oh, okay.
I'll be back in an hour to check you again. Thank you.
I guess we have some time to kill.
Yeah, guess so. Oh, check these out.
Never done this before.
Yeah, well, it looks great.
Thank you very much. I think we're ready to...
Hi! I'm uh I'm Ross. I'm here to ruin this magical day for you.
Oh no no, not at all. Don't worry about it.
Marc Horger. This is my wife, Julie.
Hi, Julie. This is Rachel.
Oh, hi, Rachel.
Is this your first? Yeah, it is.
Well, little Jamie here is our third. So if you have any questions, or you need anything at all, just holler.
That's so sweet. Yeah.
Umm say, I I opened this earlier but let me give you guys some privacy.
No nonsense! We're all in this together.
We are gonna share every moment of this with you.
And I think we're gonna have some fun. Yeah.
Oh, okay, I guess. Hey, smile!
Oh no, I really don't want any Oh! Thank you. Oh.
Oh, Ross! What? Here comes another contraction.
罗斯！ 怎么了？ 我又开始阵痛了。
Okay, just breathe.
Oh, honey, I think I'm having one too!
Look at this! There we go! One more!
Oh, wow. Three hours and still no baby. The miracle of birth sure is a snooze fest.
Hey, you wanna see something?
This is gonna be fun. Watch me freak out Chandler.
Listen, uh, I I've been doing some thinking, and I don't know whether it's because we're here or Rachel's giving birth but umm, I think we should try to have a baby.
What what what's that now? !
Okay. I've been thinking about it too, and I think we're ready.
Are you kidding me? ! You you you think we're ready to have a baby now? !
This is fun.
You're ready to have a baby? My boy's all grown up!
You said you were ready too.
Yeah, but I was just screwing with you to try to get your voice all high and weird like mine is now!
Yes, but haven't you wanted a kid, like, forever?
Okay, just back off, mister!
Because I am ready to have a baby. I just want Joey to be the father.
What? Are you crazy?
That's it, right there! That's all I wanted!
I am so sorry. The doctor insisted on closing the curtain for the exam.
Oh, that's very...Really, very, very okay.
Julie's cervix is dilated seven centimeters. That's about four fingers! Doctor let me feel it myself.
Have you felt Rachel's cervix, Ross?
No, we're not gonna do that. We won't be doing that.
Well, if you like, you could feel Rachel's, then feel mine to compare.
Am I interrupting?
Yes! Thank you! Later.
No no, well you can't leave me alone with these people. Oh, I'm sorry.
No, Ross? Ross? Ross? My child has no father!
I'm so glad you're here, but it's gonna be a while. I wish you'd called first.
Oh that's all right, I'm coming back later with your father.
I acturally needed to talk to you before the birth.
Okay. What's up?
I brought something that I want to give you. Assuming, of course, that you want it.
Ma, you're asking me to marry you?
This is your grandmother's engagement ring. I want you to give it to Rachel.
Mom, no. Come on.
Thank you. Just hear me out...
No! Okay? We've been through this. We're not gonna get married just because she's pregnant. Okay?
Honestly, Ross, this isn't just some girl you picked up in a bar and humped.
A child should have a family.
Mom, you know what? I I can't deal with this right now. I'm sorry. .
Just think about it. If you don't, I'll talk more about humping.
Hi, dear. Hi. Thank you so much for coming.
Ross, get in here!
…she came and dragged me out of the labor room to ask me why I'm not with Rachel.
Yeah. Why aren't you with Rachel?
Are you kidding?
Look, we're not gonna be together just because we're having this baby. OK?
But you know what? It just seems that you two belong together.
Okay, stop it. I can't deal with this right now. I have to go have a baby.
Right. And with who again?
God. He's crazy! Why doesn't he wanna be with Rachel?
Seriously, she's like the perfect woman.
I mean, I know she turned me down but if she hadn't and she wanted to be with me, I would take her in my arms and...
I haven't bummed you guys out like this in a while, have I?
Who's that? New people.
What happened to the Disgustingtons?
They're having their baby.
It's not fair, Ross. I got here first!
Right after you left, they wheeled her off into delivery.
Oh, but not before she gave me a nice, juicy shot of little Jamie just crowning away.
Wow. Sorry. So how are the new people?
Well, they have some unusual pet names for each other. Including "Evil Bitch" and "Sick Bastard."
Oh, gosh, a contraction.
Yeah? Okay, okay. Just breathe.
Are you looking at her? No!
Don't you look at her, you sick bastard!
Honey, I swear I wasn't looking at her!
She's in labor. You like that, you sick son of a bitch?
I'm just gonna...
See? See? It was because you were looking you fat pervert!
No no, I'm...I'm sure no one was looking. Just want some privacy.
You miss your girlfriend?
Just ignore them.
You okay? Yeah.
Ross. What? What?
He's looking at me.
Hey! You wanna live to see your baby? !
Don't you talk to my husband like that, you stupid bastard!
Oh, good God! If you want a baby so bad, just go steal it!
What is going on with you. Since when are you so crazy about babies?
I'm not crazy about babies. I'm crazy about us.
Look, we've always talked about having babies someday. I'm not saying it has to be right now, but I'm starting to think that we can handle it. We're good. We're really good.
We are pretty good.
But nothing has to happen until you're ready.
Well, maybe I'm ready now. I mean, it's a little scary, but maybe it's right.
What? It's not right! We're not ready to have a kid now!
I'm kidding. This is gonna be fun.
So we're gonna try? I mean, we're trying?
We're trying to get pregnant.
You know I'm not really comfortable doing this in front of the babies. So, when do you wanna start trying?
All right, hold on a sec.
Period math? Yeah. Yeah.
你在算生理周期？ 对。 好的。
Well, we could start trying now.
Right here? No, not here. Maybe here.
Wait a minute, it's perfect. We got a lot of time to kill and we're in a building that's full of beds!
And it's so clean!
Come on, you stupid machine! Come on!
It ate your money?
All right, I'll see you downstairs then. All right. All right.
好吧，那么楼下见。 好吧。 好的。
Hey, I got one! I got one!
Oh, up or down? Oh. Down, please.
I I hate to be a ball buster but can I just do it?
Could you press up too? Sure.
I feel bad for you. I broke my leg once too.
Yeah? How'd yours happen?
Well, it's a long story, it's kind of embarrassing.
Let's just say there was a typographical error with a sex manual.
How about you? Car accident.
Oh, let me guess some idiot on a cell phone wasn't paying attention?
Oh, hey, that's me.
Hey, I take it you're just visiting someone. Yeah.
Well umm, if you have sometime you know and maybe you might wanna visit someone else...
Yeah, I would like that.
I'm in the middle... Wait! What? No! Elevator! No!
You gotta press the button.
The nurse said they're bringing in another woman.
Oh. Is she pregnant yet? She doesn't need to be. She'll still have the baby before I do.
Oh, Ross! Another contraction.
Oh, okay. Here, here. That's it.
Oh, that sounded like a bad one. Yeah, it was.
Mine haven't been so bad. Oh, here comes one now.
Oh, that was a big one.
Excuse me, could you help me with something?
The patient I'm looking for has a broken leg and he is in a wheelchair. And umm, he's like early to mid thirties, very attractive.
I think I know who you're talking about.
Oh yay! Great! Ok, what room number is he in?
I'm sorry, that information is restricted to hospital staff...
She's with me. Dr. Drake Ramoray.
Dr. Drake who?
Ramoray. It's Portuguese. We need that information. I'm a doctor.
A doctor at this hospital?
Damn it woman we're losing precious time! Now do you want this man's blood on your head?
It is absolutely essential that you tell me what room the man my assistant described is staying in. He's a patient of mine, I've been treating him for years!
He's in room 816. 816. Thank you. Thank you.
他住816号病房。 816，谢谢。 谢谢。
And what is his name? No.
I think we found a place. Okay.
Wait. Wanna set the mood a little?
Ok. Uh, we'll dim lights, dim lights. Or turn them out all together. Uh, no scented candles. Ok, here. Here we go.
Okay, okay. Making me sterile, but okay.
Ok. That's right Oh wait! Do we have a condom? Oh right!
Yes, 98.6. You're gonna be fine.
This is it!
Oh, that's him! That's him! Great. Go get him!
Wait a second. Or maybe you could go in first.
He's not really my type.
No, not you, Dr. Drake Ramoray.
You could ask him questions and see what he's like. People tell doctors everything.
But you said he was this great guy.
But lately all the guys I meet seem really nice at first, then they turn out to be the biggest jerks.
You do attract some stinkers. Yeah, I know.
你的确吸引了一些烂男人。 对 我知道。
Dr. Long, I've been at this for 17 hours.
Three women have come and gone with their babies. You gotta give me good news.
How many centimeters am I dilated? Eight? Nine?
Three. Just three?
I'm dilated three!
We are moving along, just slowly.
Don't worry, you're doing great. I'll be back soon.
Hey, you know what? I'm not waiting! I'm gonna push this baby out! I'm doing it! I mean it's what? Three centimeters? That's gotta be like this! Right?
Actually, it's more like this.
Oh, stupid metric system.
Oh, my. We're gonna need to take you straight to the delivery room.
Oh, for the love of God!
Hi! I'm Dr. Drake Ramoray and I have a few routine questions I need to ask you.
Really? I've been dealing with Dr. Wells.
I know, but I'm a neurologist. And just to be on the safe side, Dr. Wells wanted a more comprehensive overview of you status so, he sent me.
Dr. Wells is a woman!
That was a test. Good response.
All right. Full name? Clifford Burnett.
Date of birth? November 16,1968.
Can't you figure that out based on my date of birth?
I'm a doctor Cliff, not a mathematician.
I'm 33. Okay.
And uh, are you married. No.
Oh, really? So 33 and single? Would you say you have commitment issues?
Are all the questions this personal?
Well, if you must know, I'm a widower.
Oh, that's terrible. I'm I'm really sorry. Yeah.
Do you sleep with women and never call them again?
No. Excellent. Excellent.
And finally, are you into any weird stuff, you know, sexually?
No! Oooh, wrong answer.
What else? What else? He's 33.
A widower. He seemed like a stand up guy. Oh, and he's not into anything weird sexually.
This room's available.
Ok! Ok wait! You listen to me! You listen to me!
Since I have been waiting, four women, that's four, one higher than the number of centimeters I'm dilated have come and gone with their babies.
I'm next. It's my turn. It's only fair. And if you bring in one more woman and she has her baby before me I'm going to sue you!
Not this hospital. I'm gonna sue you. And my husband is a lawyer.
Rach? Go get back on that case honey!
I don't think the next patient is very far along.
Okay. Well, then bring her in.
Oh, my God!
I can't believe this!
And yet, somehow, it's true.
I mean, this is so great. We're gonna be baby buddies!
Squeeze your legs together and cover the baby's ears.
Hi, sweetie! Hi, sweetheart.
This is my husband, Sid. I don't think you've met him.
Ross, Rachel, this is Sid. I nabbed him a year ago at the dermatologist's office.
Thank God for adult acne!
I still can't believe it. I'm the luckiest guy in the world.
What'd he say?
Oh you know what? You have to speak very loudly when you're talking to Sid, 'cause he's almost completely deaf.
Oh, there you go.
So, congratulations, you two. I didn't even know you got married.
Oh, we didn't. No no. We... What?
我们没结婚。 不不，我们…… 什么？
We're just having this baby together, but that's all, you know.
Uh well umm...we're just not in that place, you know? But we're very excited about this.
Oh. Well, then shut me up.
Just tell me how.
Oh, I feel another one coming.
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