Joey: Hey! I'm all packed and ready to go!
Ross: Oh, that's right! Daddy and uncle Joey are going on a trip today.
Ross: We're going to a conference in Barbados, right?
Ross: Can you say Barbados?
Ross: Ok, I gotta say. I mean, it means so much to me that you guys are coming all the way over there to-to hear me give my speech!
Ross: Oh! And I've a surprise, uh ... I had to pull some strings but I was able to get everyone passes to the entire conference!
Ross: That's right!
Ross: These babies will get you into all the paleontology lectures and seminars.
Rachel: Do you have anything that would ... get us out of them?
Chandler: Yeah, Ross, I mean, we're excited to hear the speech but the rest of the time we're gonna wanna do, you know, "island's stuff".
Phoebe: I think David would probably wanna hear a few lectures.
Ross: Oh, right, because he's a scientist!
Phoebe: No, no, oh, because, you know, he's been in Minsk for 8 years and if he gets too much direct sunlight, he'll die.
Ross: Ok, we gotta go, yeah? Uh, so, we'll see you guys tomorrow.
Joey: All right, let's do it! 5 hour flight with Charlie, have a couple of drinks, get under that blanket and do what comes naturally.
Ross: It's a blanket Joe, not a cloak of invisibility!
Charlie: Wow! This place is beautiful!
Ross: Look at all these paleontologists!
Joey: I know, there are gonna be some pasty folks by the pool tomorrow!
Woman: Oh my God, I can't believe you're here!
Joey: I think I've been recognized, this happens all the time!
Woman: Doctor Geller, I am such a huge fan!
Joey: That ... never happens.
Woman: I've been following your career for years, I-I can't wait for your keynote speech.
Ross: Wow! This is very flattering, uh ...
Woman: I would love your autograph.
Ross: Uh, uh ... Sure! Um ... "Dear ... "
Ross:"Sarah. I dig you", Uh? "Doctor Ross Geller".
Sarah: Oh, thank you so much!
Ross: Sure, oh and Sarah ... I'd like to introduce you to my colleague, uh, Professor Wheeler, and uh, and this is Joey Tribbiani.
Sarah: Are you a paleontologist?
Joey: No, God, no! No! No no, Uh, I'm an actor.
Joey: You'd probably recognize me from a little show called "The Days of Our Lives".
Ross: Dude, it's, it's just "Days of Our Lives" ... there's no the.
Joey: Ok, Ross! That was a… yeah. No no, I uh, I play Doctor Drake Ramoray.
Sarah: I'm sorry, I don't own a TV.
Joey: You don't own a TV?
Joey: What's all your furniture pointed at?
Sarah: Well it was a pleasure to meet you all.
Ross: You too, Sarah. Bye.
Joey: Geez, who doesn't own a TV?
Charlie: Actually, I don't.
Ross: Yeah, and mine broke two months ago, I still haven't gotten a new one.
Joey: Well, didn't you two come to the right convention.
Monica: David, can you help me? ! I'm trying to explain to Chandler how a plane stays in the air.
David: Oh, certainly. That's a combination of Bernoulli's principle, and Newton's third law of motion.
Chandler: Yeah, that's the same as "it has something to do with wind".
Monica: Alright, I'm gonna go pick up a few things for the trip.
Phoebe: Oh, I should go, too.
Phoebe: Ok, oh, now ... tomorrow do you guys wanna share a cab to the airport or should Mike and I just meet you there.
Phoebe: Mike? ! Who's Mike?
David: Mike is your-your ex ... uh ... boyfriend!
Phoebe: That's right! Oh, yeah. Well, I've totally forgotten about him! Ah! That's-that's-that's ... a blast from the past!
David: It's ok. Ho-honest mistake.
Phoebe: Really it doesn't mean anything.
Phoebe: I mean, you know, Monica refers to Chandler as Richard all the time!
Chandler: She does?
Monica: Let's get you out of here!
Monica: Well, at uh least you took me down with you!
Phoebe: I'm sooo sorry! I just ... I keep thinking about Mike!
Phoebe: I'm crazy about David, and we're having so much fun together.
Phoebe: Why-why do I miss Mike? That's just, that's gonna go away, right?
Monica: I guess, in time.
Monica: I mean, my-my feelings for Richard are certainly gone.
Phoebe: You just did it again. Chandler, your feelings for Chandler are certainly gone!
David: Well, Phoebe's still pretty hung up on that Mike, huh?
Chandler: Uh I wouldn't read too much into it.
David: Still you know, a-a girl calls you by her ex-boyfriend's name, that-that-that's not a good thing, right?
Chandler: David, let me, let me stop you there 'cause I think I see where this is going. I'm not very good at giving advice.
Chandler: So if you want advice, go to Ross, Monica, or ... Joey, if the thing you wanna advice about is pizza toppings or burning sensation when you pee.
David: Sorry, I just ... I wish there was something I could do, you know?
David: Well, you know Phoebe ...
Chandler: Seriously, we're gonna do this?
David: I'm sorry, I, I just wish I could make her forget about Mike already, you know ... Why-why did Phoebe and Mike uh break up?
Chandler: Oh, because his penis was too big.
Chandler: Huh! I'm sorry, that's the kinda thing I do.
Chandler: They-they broke up because Mike didn't wanna get married. Hey, what if you just let Phoebe know you'd be open to marriage?
David: That's great! That's, that's great! I'll-I'll propose to her!
David: Well, I was probably going to do it at some point.
Chandler: No no, I didn't mean now.
David: Why-why not? It's brilliant! Goodbye Mike, we'll-we'll see you at the wedding, fella!
David: Well, we-we probably won't invite you to the wedding but ... Thank you, Chandler. I sincerely, thank you.
Chandler: Well, you're welcome! Glad I could help.
David: How do you think I should propose?
Chandler: David, I'm pretending to read here!
Joey: Yeah! How you doing? Yeah alright!
Joey: Hey, hey! You said you're gonna wear a thong, where's the thong?
Charlie: I didn't mean a thong ... I meant thongs ...
Joey: You really should've been more clear about that!
Ross: You're never gonna guess who I just saw downstairs!
Joey: Oh oh ah ah! Britney Spears!
Ross: Yeah, she never misses these conferences.
Ross: No, I just saw Dr. Kenneth Schwartz!
Charlie: Oh my God!
Ross: I know!
Charlie: Did you talk to him?
Ross: Yeah ... what am I gonna say to Kenneth Schwartz?
Joey: You could say: "Hey Kenny, how come you're not Britney Spears?"
Ross: You ready to go?
Joey: What? You-you're gonna go now? I thought we could hang out.
Charlie: Oh I can't. I have seminars all day and I promised Ross I'd look at his speech.
Charlie: But maybe we can have dinner later? On the balcony? Will be romantic.
Joey: Will you wear a thong?
Charlie: I will if you will.
Joey: You got yourself a very weird deal!
Ross: I'm good, I-I have dinner plans.
Charlie: So you're gonna ok?
Joey: Yeah, yeah. I got, I got tons of stuff I could do. I'm gonna hit the beach, go swimming ...
Ross: Uh, Joe, have you looked outside?
Joey: No, why?
Joey: Oh man!
Charlie: There's an indoor pool, you-you could swim there!
Joey: I wasn't gonna swim, I was gonna dig a hole!
Monica: Wow! That Mike thing was interesting! I don't-I don't know what's gonna happen with Phoebe and David.
Chandler: I do! Wanna hint? huh? "I do""I do".
Monica: Ok, I'm sensing this is some kind of word play, because you are pink with barely controlled glee.
Chandler: David is gonna propose to Phoebe.
Monica: What? Why?
Chandler: Because, we were talking about ways that he could beat Mike and I told him that Phoebe wanted to get married.
Monica: Chandler, we have talked about this.
Monica: You are not supposed to give people advice!
Monica: Now, could-couldn't you've made some sort of inappropriate joke?
Chandler: I did! A penis one! Just so I know, what was so wrong about what I said?
Monica: They've only been going out for a few weeks!
Monica: Phoebe is completely hung up on Mike!
Monica: She'll say "No", David's heart will be broken, it will be too hard for them to recover from and then Phoebe will end up alone again.
Chandler: Man, that's some bad advice!
Joey: Oh! Hey! Thank God you guys are here!
Rachel: Hey! what's-what's going on?
Joey: Everything is upside down here!
Joey: It rains all day long, and nobody watches TV and Ross is famous!
Rachel: Alright, I don't wanna alarm anybody, but Monica's hair is twice as big as it was when we landed!
Monica: Ok! When I go places with high humidity, it gets a little extra body, ok? !
Chandler: That's why our honeymoon photos look like me and Diana Ross!
Joey: Come on, I'll show you guys where to check in.
Monica: Oh, honey, can you make sure we get a King size bed!
Phoebe: Oh! David, get one for us too! Oh, oh, and see if they have a heart-shaped one! And with mirrors on the ceiling!
Monica: And-and make sure our room isn't next to theirs.
Rachel: Ooh! You guys're so lucky you're here with people, I'd love to share this with someone.
Monica: Oh honey, you have us. We love you.
Rachel: Ok, which one of you is gonna sleep with me?
Rachel: You know it's just such a romantic place. That's all, I just wish I could share with a guy.
Phoebe: Not Joey.
Rachel: Not Joey, no, I, I was, I was just lusting after Chandler.
Monica: Yeah, right!
David: So, um ... I am uh, proposing to Phoebe tonight.
Chandler: Tonight? ! Isn't an engagement ring supposed to have a diamond?
Chandler: Oh, there it is!
David: Yeah, well um, being a failed scientist doesn't pay quite as well as you might think.
David: That's um ... that's one seventieth of a karat. And-and the clarity is um ... is quite poor.
Chandler: Monica, can I talk to you for a second?
Chandler: David is gonna propose to Phoebe tonight!
Monica: See what happens when you give people advice? I hope you told him not to?
Chandler: That would be advice!
Monica: Ok fine. I'll handle this. Phoebe?
Monica: I need to talk to you.
Phoebe: Are you leaving The Supremes?
Monica: Ok, my husband just gave your boyfriend some very bad advice.
Monica: Look, David is gonna propose to you tonight.
Phoebe: Wow. Really? That's fantastic!
Monica: What? Are you serious? Wha-what? You wanna marry him? What-what about Mike?
Phoebe: Oh, ok, you want me to marry Mike?
Phoebe: Alright, well, let's just gag him and handcuff him and force him down the aisle, Ok?
Phoebe: I mean I-I can just see it: "Mike, do you take the ... " You know, it's every girl's dream!
Monica: Do you really think that marrying someone else is the right answer?
Phoebe: Sure! Look, ok, bottom line: I love Mike ... David! David. I love David. Don't look at me that way, Roseanne Rosannadanna!
Ross: By using CT scans and computer imaging we can in a very real way, bring the Mesozoic era into the 21st century.
Charlie: It's great.
Ross: Yeah, you-you really think so?
Charlie: You're gonna be the hit of the conference.
Ross: Oh. And-and you know what, it will be even better tomorrow, because I won't be constantly interrupted by Joey checking to see if uh, they put chocolates on my pillow yet ...
Joey: Hey guys!
Ross: The chocolates aren't here yet.
Joey: Damn it!
Charlie: Ross just read me his speech. It's fantastic!
Chandler: Oh, is it on the computer, cause I'd love to give it a read?
Ross: If you wanna check your email, just ask!
Chandler: What? May I?
Rachel: What's with the rain, Geller?
Rachel: I mean, when I signed up for Dino Week, nobody said anything about it being monsoon season.
Charlie: Actually the wet season is June to December.
Rachel: It's not the time Charlie.
Chandler: Oh, no no, dear God, no!
Joey: Oh what, did someone outbid you for the teapot? Secret teapot?
Chandler: Your computer, I don't know what, everything's gone!
Ross: Wha ... what'd you mean?
Chandler: It must be a virus. I think it erased your hard drive.
Ross: What, oh my God. What-what did you do?
Chandler: Someone I don't know sent me an e-mail and I opened it.
Ross: Why, why would you open it?
Chandler: Well, it didn't say "This is a virus"!
Ross: What did it say?
Chandler: Nude ... pictures of Anna Kournikova. I'm so sorry.
Ross: What am, what am I gonna do? My speech is gone, Chandler!
Chandler: It's not gone! I mean, I'm sure you printed out a copy. You have a hard copy, right?
Ross: No! I don't!
Chandler: Well, you must be pretty mad at yourself right now.
Joey: It's really gone?
Ross: Yep! I'd like to thank you guys for coming down here to complain about the rain and ruin my career!
Chandler: I just feel awful.
Ross: Yeah, you should! Nude pictures of Anna Kournikova? I mean, she-she's never even won a major tournament!
Chandler: Well, I tried Billy Jean King, but ... you know, you and Monica have the same "I'm gonna kill you" look ... I can usually make it go away by kissing her ...
Ross: Get out.
Rachel: You know, this happens all the time to my computer at work.
Ross: Well, what do you do?
Rachel: Well, I usually go ... play Tetris on somebody else's computer.
Ross: I can't believe this. I can't believe this is happening. I-I've to give the keynote speech tomorrow! Ok? I-I've to stand up in front of all these people. What am I gonna say?
Joey: I could teach you a speech that I memorized for auditions.
Ross: I don't think that your monologue from Star Wars is gonna help me right now, Joe!
Charlie: Ross, we can solve this. I-I just heard your speech. We can recreate it! We got all night!
Ross: Wha ... you-you really think we can do that?
Charlie: Oh wait, Joey and I are supposed to have dinner.
Joey: Oh, hey, don't worry about that! I mean, Ross needs you! You know, an-and Rachel and I will stay and help anyway we can.
Ross: Alright, ok, let's do it.
Ross: Um, well I-I know we start by discussing the shortcomings of carbon dating.
Ross: Um, and then, then I move on to what is clearly the defining moment of the Mesozoic era, the breakup of Pangea, hello!
Ross: Um, and then, there's the ... eh ... there's the overview of the Triassic.
Joey: Oh, oh! Any chance any of this happened in a "Galaxy far, far away"? .
Monica: Ok, Mike, enough is enough, now, you love Phoebe and she loves you, so you need to get over your whole "I never wanna get married" thing and step up!
Mike: Who is this?
Monica: It's Monica! I'm Phoebe's friend.
Mike: Sure, Monica. So good to have you back in my life.
Monica: Listen, Phoebe is back with David, and he's gonna propose to her, and she is gonna say "yes" but I know she really wants to be with you!
Mike: He's ... he's gonna propose?
Monica: I-I'm sorry, did you say something? I-I, I can't hear through all this damned hair!
Mike: Look, if Phoebe wants to marry David, she should, I'm not gonna stand in the way of that, neither should you.
Monica: You don't tell me what to do! I tell you what to do!
Monica: Just call her. She's at the Paradise Hotel in Barbados.
Monica: And while I've got you, you've got curly hair. What do you do in the humidity? Damn it!
Monica: Well, I hope you're happy!
Chandler: Oooh! I hope you're happy too, honey!
Monica: Phoebe is going to say "Yes" to David. See, that's what happens when you meddle in people's lives!
Chandler: Phoebe is gonna say "yes"? That's, that's great!
Monica: No it's not, bcause she's still in love with Mike!
Chandler: And there's not chance that will work?
Monica: No, I called him. It's not gonna happen.
Chandler: Oooooooh! Meddler! Meddler!
Monica: Well, if you hadn't meddled to start with, then I wouldn't have had to go in there and meddle myself.
Monica: Now, no matter how much we meddle, we will never be able to un-meddle the thing that you meddled up - in the first place!
Chandler: This vacation sucks!
Joey: I'm so bored! Stupid rain, we ... we can't do anything.
Rachel: Well, I've brought some books. We could read.
Joey: Hey hey hey, it hasn't come to that yet.
Joey: Hey hey hey! Don't mind if I do!
Waiter: I'm sorry sir, these are for the pharmaceutical convention.
Joey: Hey Rach, you uh feel like going to a convention?
Rachel: We can't. We're not pharmacists!
Joey: Not now, I know we're not, but uh Frank Medeio and ... Eva Trorro ... womba ...
Rachel: Kate Miller?
Joey: Kate Miller it is.
Rachel: Ok. And ... that's the most sex I'm gonna have this weekend.
Joey: Very well. In that case should I make sure it's on real good?
Rachel: Thank you.
Joey: So, Kate, how's the ... uh pharmacy game treating you?
Rachel: Well, Frank, I tell you, it's rough.
Rachel: I mean, is it me or is doctors' handwriting getting harder and harder to read?
Joey: I know, I know.
Joey: But I tell ya, but on the plus side, we get to wear those white coats and stand behind that really tall counter.
Rachel: Oh it's true.
Joey: Yeah, yeah. Ok, see ya.
Woman: You're Joey Tribbiani from Days of Our Lives.
Joey: Finally, someone recognizes me. Ok. Oh and it's The Days of Our Lives.
Woman: Jackie, it is him.
Joey: Yeah Jackie, it is me, come on over.
Jackie: Oh my God, this is so exciting!
Woman: So, why're you here?
Joey: Uh, uh, oh, I'm doing research, yeah, for a role in a new movie of our pharmacists.
Rachel: Yeah, it's called Prescription for Love.
Joey: Nice. Oh ah, this is my friend Rachel, she's in the movie too.
Rachel: I'm an actress.
Woman: Oh ... So, what's the movie about?
Joey: Uh, well, I play the handsome, macho pharmacist, right?
Joey: And Rachel, is my student, who-who wants to learn all about ... pharmacing.
Rachel: Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, and, see, see, I'm, I'm shy at first, but then, I take off my glasses and I become sexy, you know.
Rachel: And it's-it's, and there's some nudity, but it's very tastefully done.
Joey: My-my nudity in the film is not tasteful at all.
Woman: So, you're doing research? Do you have any questions for us?
Joey: I sure do. Where'd that guy get the big pink drink?
Charlie: Oh, and then, and then you said that thing about, about bringing the Mesozoic era into the 21st century.
Ross: Oh yeah, that's-that's it? That's-that's it! I mean, that's-that's the whole speech!
Ross: Oh my God, we-we did it!
Charlie: Actually I did it Ross. You remembered shockingly little of your own speech.
Ross: Yes, but I-I did make a pyramid out of the bath products.
Ross: This-this is, ah, this is amazing, thank you, thank you so much.
Ross: That's-that's a pretty necklace.
Charlie: Thank you.
Ross: Hey uh, what'd you say we celebrate? Champagne?
Charlie: Oh, yeah!
Charlie: Hey, save the cork and then we can fill the bottle with water and put it back so they don't charge you.
Ross: Oh my God, I love you.
Charlie: Oh, this is such a cute picture of Emma.
Charlie: And is this your son ... or just some kid whose picture you bring on vacation?
Ross: Actually, yeah that's Ben, my son from my first marriage.
Charlie: Your first marriage?
Charlie: You're married more than once?
Charlie: So, why'd you break up?
Ross: Oh, it was ... it's complicated, you know? She ... she was ... eh ... gay.
Ross: Actually it's not that complicated.
Charlie: Oh my God, this is so cool!
Ross: Ok, odd thing to get excited about!
Charlie: No, it's just ... I was enganged to a guy who turned out to be gay!
Ross: Hey! High-five!
Charlie: Didn't you feel so stupid that you didn't see the signs? My fiancé was always going away on these long weekends with his tennis partner.
Ross: My wife had-had a workout friend she went to the gym with everyday for a year. She didn't get any fitter.
Charlie: Right and then everybody finds out and "Oh, I knew all along."
Ross: I know! It's like, if you knew, why didn't you tell me, you know? I mean, call, or leave a note: "Hi, I just dropped by to say your wife's gay."
Charlie: I know!
Ross: And then, and then you try to make the best of a bad situation, so you, you float the idea of a threesome?
Charlie: I didn't do that.
Ross: Me neither.
Joey: Well, who knew? Pharmacists are fun.
Rachel: I know, that old lady at the end was ready to take you home.
Joey: Not enough pills in the world, Rach.
Joey: What about you, huh? You're the single one, see anybody in there you like?
Rachel: Well, let's see.
Rachel: There was a really big guy that I was talking to, with the really nice breasts.
Joey: But what about back home, anything going on there? Anybody you like?
Joey: There it is, you're blushing!
Rachel: No, I'm not blushing, I'm sunburnt! From, you know, the rain.
Joey: You like someone. Tell me who it is. Who is it?
Joey: Who do you like? You're not getting away that easy. Who do you like?
Rachel: Joey, come on! It doesn't matter, you know? It's not like anything's gonna happen.
Joey: What? Why not? Rach, who can you, not get?
Rachel: Oh! Ok. Ok, you really wanna know who it is?
Joey: Yeah, who is that?
Rachel: Do ya?
Ross and Charlie: Hey!
Charlie: I just left you a message!
Charlie: Uh, Ross and I were gonna go grab a bite, but now that you're here, maybe we can go have that dinner.
Joey: Right, of course. Hey, did you guys finish the speech?
Ross: Yeah, yep, we got it, we got it. Thank you so much.
Charlie: I had a great time.
Joey: Alright, hey look, and this isn't over, because I really wanna know who ...
Rachel: Later! Later ...
Charlie: So, shall we?
Rachel: Ok. See you, bye.
Ross and Rachel: Ok, good night!
Rachel: Yeah, Ross!
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