Monica: I can't believe she's gonna say yes to David.
Monica: She's clearly in love with Mike.
Chandler: You know, it's very hard to take you seriously when you look like that.
David: Could, could we have a bottle of champagne, please? And I'm kind of on a budget, so if you have anything local ... or-or-or Canadian.
David: Uh, Phoebe, uh, I have uh ... some-something I wanna say.
Monica: Oh my God, he's gonna do it now. Please, I cannot watch this, let's go.
Chandler: I think we have some time. Have you ever heard him talk? "Uh, Phoebe, uh, I would be honored, uh ... " Spit it out, David!
David: Uh, Phoebe, uh ... you're an amazing woman, and the time we spent apart was, was unbearable.
David: Of course the sanitation strikes in Minsk didn't help!
Phoebe: Sure, ok, yeah.
David: But uhm, well, now that we're, together again, I don't ever want to be apart. So, to that end ...
Phoebe: Oh my God, Mike!
David: It's David, actually!
Phoebe: No, Mike's here.
David: Hi Mike!
Mike: Hi David. Chandler. Monica ... Oh!
Monica: It's the humidity!
Mike: Hi Phoebe.
Phoebe: What're you, what're you doing here?
Mike: I've a question I need to ask you.
David: I-I have a question I was kinda gonna ask her myself.
Mike: Yeah, I-I understand, but be-before you do, she really needs to hear this.
David: Ok, would you-would you care for my seat as well?
Mike: Actually yeah, that'll be great.
David: Oh that's fair, you've had a long trip.
Mike: Phoebe, I love you.
Mike: I mean, I missed you so much these last few months and I thought we were apart for a good reason, but then I suddenly realized that there was no reason good enough to keep me from spending the rest of my life with you.
David: Kinda stepped on the toes of what I was going to say.
Mike: I'm sorry David, but she really has to know this.
David: Alright, when you are through, I'll-I'll wanna see you outside.
David: If-if it stops raining.
Mike: You're the most incredible woman I've ever met.
Mike: How can I lose you?
Mike: Now, I don't actually have a ring.
David: I-I've a ring.
Chandler: I wouldn't brag too much about that thing, big guy.
David: Phoebe, will you marry me?
David: Ha ha!
Phoebe: I love you. But I never needed a proposal from you.
Phoebe: I just needed to know that we were headed somewhere, you know, that-that we had a future.
Mike: We can have any future you want.
David: Ok, I'm-I'm gonna take off.
Phoebe: David, I'm so sorry, I'm sorry.
David: Just so I know, uh, if-if I had asked first?
Phoebe: Yeah, I-I, I might've said yes, but that would've been wrong.
David: Please, you-you don't have to explain.
David: I mean, perhaps if I hadn't gone to Minsk things would've worked out for us.
David: And I wouldn't've ruined my career, or lost that toe to frostbite.
David: It was a good trip!
Mike: Is it ok if I hug you now?
Phoebe: Ah yes!
Monica: Because of our meddling! Alright?
Chandler: Oh, ain't this nice? It's so quiet, I could just lie here all day.
Monica: I know.
Rachel: Open your drapes! Open your drapes!
Chandler: So glad we got adjoining rooms!
Monica: The sun is out!
Chandler: Hey! Remember when I had corneas?
Monica: Ok listen, you go down to the pool and reserve the chairs, and I'll get the magazines and the lotion.
Chandler: Ah, Ladies? Ross's speech is in 45 minutes.
Monica: Damn it!
Ross: Walls are pretty thin, guys!
Ross: Then we have to wait the data from recent MRI scans and DNA testing which call into question information gathered from years of simple carbon dating.
Rachel: Look at that woman sitting by the pool getting tan ... so leathery and wrinkled, I'm so jealous!
Ross: Finally, factoring the profusion of new species recently discovered: Gigantosaurus, Argentinasaurus ...
Chandler: Not to mention the cold sores.
Ross: And that's just the herbivores.
Ross: I'm not even gonna discuss the carnivores, their heads are already too big.
Ross: Which is ironic considering their stunted cerebral development.
Ross: But all kidding aside, in much the same way that Homo ergaster is now thought to be a separate species from Homo erectus ...
Joey: He said "erectus"!
Charlie: You're, you're kidding, right?
Joey: No, he really said it.
Ross: and while there are certainly vast differences between these Mesozoic fossils and the example of Homo erectus…
Rachel: Homo. Right.
Ross: ... in a very real way we can bring the Mesozoic era into the 21st century. Thank you!
Ross: Oh, thanks guys!
Ross: Man with a bow tie: I thought it was wonderful!
Ross: Man with a bow tie: Jarvis Oberblau, Cornell.
Ross: I mean, the ideas you put forth and-and from someone ... so ... young ... and ...
Ross: Ok ... now ... now we're just holding hands!
Rachel: All right! Well, uh we're gonna hit the beach?
Rachel: It was really ... great!
Ross: Oh, thank you so much!
Joey: Yeah, and so funny!
Ross: Ok! All right, thanks! Thanks so much, you guys! Oh, I can't tell you how much it means to me that you were here!
Mike: What, are you kidding, we wouldn't've missed it!
Mike: Oh ... I'm back!
Ross: Ok! Uh ... excuse me? Yeah?
Phoebe and Mike: Yeah!
Ross: Hey! Well?
Charlie: You were incredible!
Charlie: You blew them away!
Ross: Oh, I can't tell you how great it was to look at into the crowd and see your face!
Ross: I mean ... uh, did you know you were you were mouthing the words along with me?
Charlie: I was not!
Ross: No, it's ok! Made me feel like, like a rock star!
Charlie: Oh my God! I'm your groupie!
Ross: I'd better not found you naked in my hotel room!
Ross: Look, I took it too far!
Ross: Hi! Hi you guys, I thought, I thought you were going to the beach.
Rachel: It's raining again.
Ross: Wh? Would you look at that, The, the only time the sun comes out the whole weekend is the one hour I'm giving my speech. Uh?
Ross: Someone up there likes me. But people down here are pissed.
Monica: Oh, I can't believe it's raining again! It's so unfair!
Phoebe: Well, on the bright side, now you won't have to see all these paleontologists with their shirts off.
Phoebe: Not you guys. You-you got it going on!
Monica: So, what're we gonna do today?
Mike: They have a game room downstairs! Ping pong and stuff.
Monica: Ping pong? Honey, they have ping pong! Let's play!
Chandler: I don't think so!
Monica: Why not?
Chandler: Because you know how competitive you get and well, I say it's cute, others disagree, and I'm lying!
Monica: I'm not always that bad!
Chandler: Oh, yeah? What happened when we played last time?
Monica: I punched you?
Monica: I clunked your heads together!
Charlie: Hey! There you are!
Joey: Hey! Listen, as soon as it stops raining we have got to go snorkeling!
Joey: This uh, some kid told me about the sea turtle and, if you blow bubbles in its face, it chases ya!
Charlie: I'm sorry, I can't! I'm running a discussion group all afternoon.
Joey: Oh ... well that's-that's ok, I'll-I'll find someone else to do it.
Joey: I'd do it alone, but uh, I don't, I don't know what happens if the sea turtle catches you.
Charlie: You know ... I feel so bad! I haven't seen you this whole trip and especially last night ...
Joey: Oh hey! Don't worry about it! It was fine! I ended up having the best time with Rachel! I just felt bad for you, stuck in that room, working on Ross's speech.
Charlie: Actually, it turned out to be a lot of fun!
Joey: Oh! Oh, well! At least we're both having fun! Right? Charlie: Yeah ...
Charlie: Is it weird that it's not with each other?
Joey: Yeah! A little bit, yeah.
Charlie: I think we need to talk.
Joey: Yeah, I think we do.
Joey: About what?
Monica: Come on you guys, it'll be fun!
Phoebe: All right, all right ... I'll play if we don't keep score!
Monica: But then how do we know who wins?
Phoebe: Nobody wins!
Monica: So, we're just four losers. Super!
Chandler: I'm not playing with her.
Phoebe: Yeah, I'm out.
Mike: I'll play ya!
Phoebe: Mike, you don't, you don't know what you're doing!
Chandler: She gets crazy! This scar, is from Pictionary!
Mike: I think I will be all right! You wanna volley a bit for a serve?
Monica: Sure! Got to!
Mike: Oh, by the way ... um, I'm awesome.
Chandler: Oh dear God, there's two of them!
Mike: You're ready to play?
Monica: Hell, yeah!
Chandler: Did you know this about him?
Phoebe: No idea! I-I thought he was soft like you!
Mike: You wanna make it more interesting?
Monica: How much were you thinking?
Mike: Ten bucks a game?
Monica: Make it fifty!
Mike: I'll make it a hundred!
Monica: One thousand ...
Mike: We'll flip to see who goes first. You got a quarter?
Monica: No ... Either of you girls got a quarter?
Chandler: Honey, try to focus the trash talk on him!
Phoebe: Monica, you call it.
Monica: Heads! No, Tails! He-he-heads!
Monica: Ow, what are the chances!
Monica: Ha! My point!
Mike: Oh no! I don't think so! You know, according to standard table tennis rules if at any time a player uses his non racket bearing hand to touch the playing surface he or she forfeits the point.
Phoebe: He was a lawyer!
Alexandra Steele: ... all these coasts are having beautiful weather. In New York, it's 72 and sunny!
Rachel: Oh! Weather bitch!
Rachel: It's open! Hi, Joe!
Joey: Hey ...
Rachel: What, is everything ok?
Joey: Uh, Charlie and I broke up.
Rachel: Nooooo, why?
Joey: Uh well, she said we have nothing in common.
Rachel: Oh, that's crazy!
Joey: No, it's not, we have nothing in common!
Rachel: Yeah, that's true.
Joey: I mean, she should be with someone more like ... Ross!
Joey: You know what I mean, he uses all those big words too! Man, smart people are dull!
Rachel: What, hey!
Joey: Ok, Rach!
Joey: I feel so stupid, you know? Why ... why do I keep going after the wrong girls?
Rachel: Wh-What're you, what're you talking about?
Joey: Oh, come on, I mean, there's you, then there's Charlie, that's like ... What the hell is my problem? I just, Oh!
Rachel: Ok ... uh ... maybe you're not always going after the wrong girl.
Joey: I'm telling you, Rach, Charlie is not right for me.
Rachel: Yeah, I'm not talking about her.
Joey: But then who? The waitress I went out with last month?
Rachel: You know what? Forget it!
Joey: No no no no, who, who were you talking about?
Rachel: No, I-I-I-I don't, I don't, I actually don't know who I'm talking about! So!
Joey: Ok! Uh, all right, well ... I'm gonna see if I can get a room for tonight and I'll ... I'll see you later!
Rachel: Yeah, sure! Ok.
Joey: You like me?
Rachel: Ok, let's not make a big thing about this!
Joey: It's a huge thing!
Rachel: Ok, not working with me, Joe!
Rachel: Look, here's the thing: lately, I have been having thoughts musings, if you will!
Joey: What ... for how long?
Rachel: Only like a month!
Joey: A month? !
Rachel: What the ... dial it down!
Rachel: Listen, ok, and-and maybe they're crazy thoughts, but-but sometimes I do, I've been thinking about ... you know, us!
Rachel: Ok, dial it up a little!
Joey: Oh you're right. Ok, I have uh- I just have one question!
Joey: What the hell are you doing?
Rachel: I do not, I'm not trying to do anything, it's just, we have such a good time when we're together, you know and ... I mean, aren't you just a ... little curious ... what it would be like?
Joey: Uh, am I curious? I mean, I am as curious as ... as ... George!
Joey: Curious George! You know, the monkey, and the guy with the yellow hat!
Rachel: Yes, of course, I remember him!
Joey: Yeah, he had a paper route.
Rachel: Yeah, he did! Oh, see, this is what I'm talking about!
Joey: No, I know, yeah I know we're great but Rach no ... this ... this can't happen!
Rachel: But can it ... just ... happen a little bit?
Joey: No, No! It can't happen at all!
Rachel: Why, why not?
Joey: Because ... look, no one wants this to happen more than me, ok?
Rachel: I have gone over this moment in my head a hundred times and not once did I ever, say no!
Rachel: I couldn't do it to Ross!
Rachel: But that wasn't gonna stop you before!
Joey: I know, I know! But I've thought about it a lot, since then, and it just wouldn't be right ... I'm sorry.
Rachel: I'm sorry, too!
Rachel: Oh God! I shouldn't've said anything!
Joey: No! No-no-no-no-no-no! Hey! Hey, we'll be fine! Li ... hey, like you says: no big deal!
Rachel: It's not a big deal!
Joey: No big deal!
Rachel: It's so not a big deal!
Joey: Yeah! I'll see you later!
Rachel: Ok, I ... Ah!
Monica: Ooh! I'm sorry! I think, I think, that may have missed the table!
Mike: Do you?
Monica: Ah, yeah!
Mike: Do you?
Monica: Ah, yeaaah!
Mike: Do you?
Monica: Ah yeaaah!
Chandler: Do you really find this attractive on him?
Phoebe: Oh, yeah! Are you telling me you ... you're not even ... a little turned on by Monica right now?
Chandler: I think this is the first time in our marriage that I've felt like the more attractive one.
Phoebe: All right come on Mike, you can beat her! Knock that dog off her head!
Monica: Oh, damn it!
Phoebe: I sleep with him!
Mike: Game point!
Monica: Don't get too cocky! Remember I won the last one!
Monica: Oh, by the way, how did that feel, losing to a girl?
Mike: You know, you should really look in a mirror before you call yourself that.
Monica: No, No, Nooo!
Mike: And that's how it's done!
Chandler: Ok-dokey, you've each won a game and I've lost what's felt like a year of my life. So everybody goes home a winner.
Monica: Best out of three?
Mike: That's what I'm thinking.
Chandler: Should I use my invisibility to fight crime or for evil?
Monica: Serve the ball, chump!
Mike: Serve the ball, chump.
Phoebe: Ok, better comebacks Mike, better comebacks.
Monica: I got it!
Chandler: I'm fine, by the way!
Mr. Oberblau: I'm just saying, I have a cabin in the Adirondacks. If you ever wanna get away from the city, well, that'd be just nifty!
Ross: Ooh, well. Um, I kinda've got a lot on my plate right now, not that I wouldn't love a weekend in the country with a strange man.
Mr. Oberblau: Oh, you're back. This is my wife, Nancy.
Ross: Get Out!
Charlie: Ross, uh, can I talk to you for a minute?
Ross: Yes, please!
Ross: Is he still looking at me?
Charlie: Yes! And his wife is kinda looking at me.
Ross: Uhm, so, what's-what's going on?
Charlie: Uh, well ... Joey and I broke up.
Ross: Oh my God, what, what happened?
Charlie: Joey is a great guy, but we're just ... we're so different!
Charlie: I mean, like during your speech he kept laughing at homo erectus!
Ross: I knew that was him!
Charlie: Anyway I just um, I think it's for the best.
Ross: Hey, hey you ok?
Charlie: I guess.
Charlie: There was um ... there was another reason that I thought it was time to end it with Joey.
Charlie: I started to realize that I was having feelings for someone else.
Paleontologist: Ok Geller. Last day of the conference, you know what happens to the keynote speaker.
Ross: Uh, Professor Claire, we're kind of in the middle of a conversation here.
Charlie: Yeah, can you guys just throw him in the pool later?
Professore Claire: Or we could throw you both in now!
Ross: Ok, gentlemen! Please! Aren't we a little old for this?
Ross: I mean, we're scientists, right? We're academics. And most importantly I ... you-you will have to catch us first. Go, go, go!
Mike: Ok, so it's a tie again, 41 to 41.
Chandler: Ok, look! Enough is enough!
Monica: No, I have just to have two more points to beat him!
Chandler: Monica, that was also true an hour ago!
Chandler: I mean, please, look at you! Your hand is blistered, you can barely stand, your hair is inexplicable!
Chandler: Pheebs, talk to Mike, Help me out.
Chandler: Mike, you win this, you'll get the best sex you've ever had in your whole life.
Chandler: I say to fight crime.
Ross: You didn't see us! Monica?
Chandler: All right, look, I'm begging you. Ok, you've already proven you are just as good as he is, now we've missed our dinner reservations, so now let's just go upstairs, order room service, take a shower and shave your head!
Monica: I can't just walk away! I've put in four hours!
Chandler: But ...
Monica: Look! You knew this about me when you married me!
Chandler: You agreed to take me in sickness and in health. Well, this is my sickness!
Chandler: What about the obsessive cleaning?
Monica: That's just good sense!
Chandler: You ok?
Monica: No, no, no. Honey, I'm ok. Shake it off! Oh, no! No shaking, no shaking! Ooh! Ooh! Oh my God! I can't play!
Mike: So you forfeit?
Phoebe: Mike wins?
Monica: I can't believe it! I lost!
Chandler: No, you didn't.
Chandler: Because I'm gonna play for ya.
Phoebe: You can't do that!
Mike: Uh, it's ok. I don't care which of 'em I beat.
Phoebe: Ok, we're taking that paddle home, mister.
Monica: Honey, you don't have to do this.
Chandler: Yes, I do. Now, I may not understand why you have to win so badly, but if it's important to you then it's important to me, because I love you.
Monica: But ... you suck!
Chandler: You're welcome, sweetheart.
Chandler: All right Mike, let's get this over with. Sudden death. Whoever wins this point, wins.
Monica: Oh my God! You're good!
Phoebe: It's like watching porn!
Chandler: And that's ... how ... it's done!
Monica: My God, my God, that was so amazing!
Monica: When-when did you Hold on! I almost forgot loser! When did you stop sucking?
Chandler: I never sucked, I actually didn't want you to know how good I was!
Chandler: I don't know.
Monica: Well this is so great! Now we can enter into doubles tournaments!
Chandler: That's why!
Charlie: Are they still looking for us?
Ross: Yeah, yeah. The bartender said that they uh, they split up into two search parties, the herbivores and the carnivores.
Ross: You know, we as a group are not the coolest.
Ross: I don't think they saw us.
Charlie: I don't think they did.
Ross: You know, for a bunch of researchers, they sure don't look very carefully.
Charlie: Um, so, I started to tell you something earlier, um ...
Charlie: There uh, there was another reason I realized it was time to end it with Joey.
Charlie: I um, I kinda realized I ... was starting to have feelings ... for someone else.
Ross: Oh. Can I, can I ask who?
Charlie: I think you know.
Ross: I think I know too but I've been really wrong about this stuff in the past, so-
Ross: I'm sorry, we uh ... we can't.
Charlie: All right, all right.
Ross: I mean, you just went out with my best friend, you know, I ... I just think it'd be a really really bad idea. Or, or not!
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