Monica: This cake is amazing!
这蛋糕太好吃了。
Rachel: My God, get a room!
天啊，去开房吧。
Monica: I would get a room with this cake. I think I could show this cake a good time!
我会跟这个蛋糕去开房的，正是时候让你们看看美味的蛋糕呢。
Phoebe: If you had to, what would you give up, food or sex?
如果你们必须放弃一样的话，你们会放弃哪一样儿，食物还是性♥爱？
Monica: Sex!性♥爱。
Chandler: Seriously, answer faster!
说真的，你回答得也太快了吧！
Monica: Oh, I'm sorry honey, you know, but when she said "sex" I wasn't thinking about "sex with you"!
不好意思，亲爱的我刚才说的性♥爱，并不是指和你一起的性♥爱。
Chandler: It's like a giant hug.
好象我还受了很大恩惠似的。
Phoebe: Ross, how about you. What would you give up, sex or food?
罗斯，你呢？你会放弃哪一样？性♥爱还是食物？
Ross: Food.
食物。
Phoebe: Ok, how about, uhm, sex or dinosaurs?
那如果是性♥爱和恐龙呢？
Ross: Oh my God. It's like Sophie's Choice.
老天啊，真是两难的选择啊。
Rachel: Oh God. What about you, Joe? What would you give up, sex or food?
哦，天啊。乔，你放弃什么？性♥爱还是食物？
Joey: Uhm...oh...I don't know, it's too hard.
我不知道，这太难取舍了。
Rachel: No, you gotta pick one!
不行，你必须得选一个。
Joey: Oh...food. No, sex. Food! Sex! Food! I don't know! Good God, I don't know, I want, I want girls on bread!
食物，不，性♥爱食物，性♥爱，食物，性♥爱… 我不知道，老天，我都想要！我要坐在面包上的妞儿！
Rachel: You gotta see these latest pictures of Emma.
我这儿有我女儿最新的照片。
Phoebe: Oh, how cute!
哇，真可爱啊。
Phoebe: Oh, she looks just like a little doll!
她看上去就象个娃娃。
Rachel: Oh, no no. That is a doll.
不不，那就是个娃娃。
Phoebe: Oh, thank God, 'cause that thing's really creepy! Oh, there's Chandler.
噢，感谢上帝，因为我觉得它看上去有点吓人。钱德在那儿。
Rachel: Oh. Who is the blonde, she's pretty.
噢，那个金发女郎是谁？她很漂亮。
Phoebe: OH! He's having an affair.
他有外遇了。
Rachel: He's not having an affair!
他才不是有外遇呢。
Phoebe: You know, I'm always right about these things.
你知道的啦，我在这事儿上面感觉很准的。
Rachel: No, you're not! Last week you thought Ross was trying to kill you!
不，你才没有呢！上周你还在想罗斯想把你宰了。
Phoebe: Well, I'm sorry but it's hard to believe that anyone would tell a story that dull just to tell it! See, there's something going on with them. Look, he's getting into a car with her!
对不起，但确实很让人难以相信，有人能讲一个洋娃娃也会讲的故事。我敢发誓。他们俩之间肯定有些什么事。快看，他们俩上了同一部车。
Rachel: Oh, that doesn't mean anything.
那并不能说明什么。
Phoebe: Oh yeah? Well, let's see. Ok, duck down.
是吗？让我们走着瞧。喂，趴低点。
Chandler: Hello.
喂？
Phoebe: Oh, hi Chandler. It's Phoebe. Uhm...I...I know that Monica is working today so I was wondering if you wanna come to the movies with me and Rachel.
嗨，钱德，我是菲比，我知道今天莫妮卡要上班，所以我想你要不要跟我和瑞秋一起去看电影。
Chandler: Oh, uh...I have to work too. Yeah, I'm stuck here at the office all day.
噢，我也得上班。我在这办公室里都闷了一天了。
Phoebe: Oh, well, it's a shame that you...that you miss the movie 'cause we were gonna see, you know, either "Liar, Liar" or "Betrayal", or..."An Affair to Remember".
太可惜了，你不能去看电影，因为我们打算看《大话王》（1997年）《危险女人心》（19♥83年）或者是《金玉盟》（1957年）。
Chandler: Those are all really old!
噢，这些片子可不是一般的老啊。
Phoebe: Ok, then maybe it'll be, uhm...
是啊，也可能会看…
Rachel: "Dude, Where's My Car?"
《猪头，我的车咧？》（2000年）
Phoebe: What?
什么？
Rachel: They're in a car.
他们现在在车里。
Phoebe: Ok, well, I'll talk to you later. Ok, bye.
好了，迟点再跟你说，再见。
Rachel: Geez!
天呐！
Phoebe: Ok. Quick. We gotta find a cab and follow them.
快，我们得拦辆出租车跟踪他们。
Rachel: Oh, yeah, ok. Let me just grab my night vision goggles and my stun gun.
好的，我得先去拿我的夜视镜和眩晕枪。
Phoebe: I got them.
我这儿有。
Chandler: Hey!
嘿！
Monica: Hey! Hi, sweetie. Hey, you smell like perfume and cigarettes.
嗨，亲爱的你身上有香水和香烟的味道。
Chandler: I was in the car with Nancy all day.
我今天和南茜在车里面呆了一天。
Monica: Nancy doesn't smoke!
南茜可不抽烟。
Chandler: Well, at least the perfume is not mine, be thankful for that!
那至少那香水不是我的，你这点倒是不用担心。
Monica: So? What do you think of the house?
那么，你认为那房子怎么样？
Chandler: It's perfect. It's everything we've been looking for.
简直太棒了，就是我们一直以来要找的。
Monica: Isn't it? Then what about the...the amazing wainscoting and the crown molding and the dormer windows in the attic?
是吗？那些漂亮的涂层，冠形屋顶偏厦窗子和阁楼？
Chandler: And the wiggle warms and the zip zorps? What were the things you said?
还有蠕虫和爬虫？你刚刚在说什么？
Monica: Don't you love the huge yard?
你喜欢那个大院子吗？
Chandler: And the fireplace in the bedroom.
还有睡房里的壁炉。
Monica: And Nancy said that it's really under-price, because the guy lost his job and has to move in with his parents!
南茜还说这个价钱非常优惠，因为那家伙丢了工作，不得不搬去跟父母住，所以急于出手。
Chandler: This is bringing out a lovely color in you!
看把你兴奋的。
Monica: So? Do you think we should get it?
你认为我们是不是应该把它买下来？
Chandler: I don't know. What do you think?
我不知道，你怎么想？
Monica: I think we should.
我想我们应该买下来。
Chandler: I do too.
我也这么想。
Monica: This is huge!
这是件大事。
Chandler: I know.
我知道！
Monica: How bad you wanna smoke right now?
现在想不想抽一支？
Chandler: I don't know what you mean, giant talking cigarette! Oh, by the way, Phoebe called just as I was getting into Nancy's car, so if she asks you, I was at work all day.
你说什么呢，进言有功奖励香烟？对了，我正在南茜车上的时候，菲比打电话来了，如果她问起就说我一天都在工作。
Monica: Gotcha. When do we tell them about this?
明白，你打算什么时候跟他们说这件事。
Chandler: We don't. Not until it's a hundred percent. I mean, why upset everybody over nothing.
至少要等到事情完全确定下来，现在没有必要让大家都难受。
Monica: Ok. Right. Oh my God, that is gonna be so hard.
嗯，好的。上帝，这将会非常难受。
Chandler: I know. Good luck with it.
我知道。希望一切顺利。
Ross: I just can't see Chandler cheating!
我只是不明白钱德为什么要骗莫妮卡。
Rachel: I'm telling you guys, we followed them out to a house in Westchester, they went in for like forty-five minutes and then they came out looking pretty happy!
告诉你们吧，我们一直跟踪他们，到一所位于西切斯特的房子的外面，他们在里面待了有45分钟，出来的时候两人看上去都很高兴。
Joey: Chandler? Forty-five minutes? Well, something is not right.
钱德？45分钟？肯定有什么地方不对头。
Ross: So you went all the way to Westchester, waited 45 minutes and came back in a cab?
所以你们跟踪到西切斯特，还在外面等了45分钟。然后坐出租车回来？
Rachel: Yeah. And if each of you guys would like to pitch in 100 bucks, that'll be great.
是啊。如果你们谁愿意给100元的补助，那真是太好了。
Joey: I just can't believe he would do this to Monica!
我不敢相信他这样对莫妮卡。
Ross: I know, and with the baby coming?
是啊，而且他们就快有小孩儿了。
Phoebe: So...should we tell her?
那我们该不该告诉莫妮卡？
Ross: I don't know. Phoebe, if...if one of us saw Mike with another woman would you want us to tell you?
我不知道。菲比，如果我们看到麦克跟另一个女人在一起，应不应该告诉你？
Phoebe: Why? Who'd you seen him with?
什么？你看到他跟谁在一起了？
Ross: No one, I'm just saying if...
没有，我只是说...
Phoebe: Tell me what you know!
告诉我你知道些什么！
Ross: I know nothing! Mike's a great guy, it was hypothetical!
我什么也不知道，麦克是个好人，我只是假设。
Phoebe: All right...He is a good guy. You're right, he wouldn't cheat.
好了，他是个好人，他不会骗我的。
Ross: Believe me, if I did see with someone, there's no way I...
如果我真看到他跟另一个女人在一起。
Phoebe: Who did you see him with?
你看见他跟谁在一起了？
Rachel: Oh, look at her, so happy!
看，她多开心啊。
Monica: If only there were a smaller one to clean this one!
要是有更小的来清理这个该有多好。
Joey: Is uh...is Chandler here?
钱德在吗？
Monica: No, he's picking up dinner, why, what's up?
不在，他去买晚餐去了，出什么事了吗？
Phoebe: Well, look, whatever happens, we're here for you and we love you.
无论发生什么事，我们都跟你在一起，我们爱你。
Monica: All right.
好。
Ross: We think Chandler might be having an affair.
我想钱德可能有外遇了。
Monica: What?
什么？
Rachel: Phoebe and I saw Chandler with a blonde woman today outside on the street and then we followed them to a house in Westchester.
菲比和我今天看见钱德和一个金发女郎在一起，然后我们跟踪他们到了一所位于西切斯特的房子。
Phoebe: They went in together. So sorry.
他们一起进去了，很抱歉。
Monica: Oh my God! Oh my God that's awful! What did you think of the house?
我的上帝…太可怕了！你们觉得房子怎么样？
Phoebe: What?
什么？
Joey: Monica, you...you understand what we're saying, right?
莫妮卡，你明白我们刚才说的话，对不对？
Monica: Yeah, sure...uhm, I'm devastated, obviously...Did you think the neighborhood was homey?
明白，当然明白，非常清楚你的意思。你们认为那些邻居热不热情？
Chandler: Hey!
嘿！
Joey: You son of a bitch!
你这个狗杂种。
Chandler: Is it me, or the greeting's gone downhill around here?
你是在说我还是说附近不再受欢迎了？
Monica: Phoebe and Rachel saw you with Nancy today and...em...they think you're having an affair.
菲比和瑞秋今天看见你和南茜在一起，他们以为你和她有一腿。
Rachel: Who's Nancy?
谁是南茜？
Ross: What's going on?
到底是怎么回事？
Monica: Ok, alright, guys, you'd better sit down, this is, this is pretty big.
好的…好的，伙计们，坐下说话，这是件大事。
Chandler: Yeah Uh, I'm not having an affair. Nancy is our realtor.
是的。我没有外遇，南茜是我们的房地产经纪。
Joey: I knew he couldn't be with a woman for 45 minutes!
我就知道他不可能跟一个女人做45分钟那么长。
Phoebe: Why, why do you have a realtor?
你们为什么要请地产经纪？
Monica: Uhm, she's been showing us houses outside of the city.
最近以来她带着我们去看市区以外的房子。
Joey: What?
什么？
Rachel: Are you serious?
你是说真的？
Monica: When we found out that we're gonna get this baby, Chandler and I started talking and we decided that we didn't wanna raise a kid in the city.
我们认为因为我们马上就要有小孩儿了，我和钱德商量过了，我们决定不能在市区抚养我们的小孩儿。
Phoebe: So you, so you're gonna move?
所以你们要搬出去？
Ross: Oh my God!
我的上帝！
Joey: Shouldn't we all vote on stuff like this? !
这种事我们总要投票解决吧？
Rachel: What is wrong with raising a kid in the city? I'm doing it, Ross is doing it, Sarah Jessica Parker is doing it!
在市区里带小孩儿有什么不妥吗？我不就正在市区里带小孩吗？罗斯也是莎拉杰西卡派克也是这么干的。
Monica: That's great for you guys, but we want a lawn and a swing set.
对你们来说这没什么问题，但是我们想要一个长长的秋千。
Chandler: And a street where our kids can ride their bikes and maybe an ice-cream truck can go by.
还有一条小孩可以在上面骑单车的马路，不时还会有雪糕车经过。
Ross: So you wanna buy a house in the 50's?
所以你们想买一栋50年代的房子？
Phoebe: You thought about what you're giving up? You can't move out of the city, what if, what if you want Chinese food at 5 am? Or a fake Rolex that breaks as soon as it rains, or an Asian hooker sent right to your door?
你们有没有想过你们正放弃什么吗？你们不能搬出市区要是，要是你们想凌晨五点钟吃中餐怎么办？又或者想买一块一响就散架的假劳力士怎么办？又或者是一个亚洲妓♥女就在你家边上怎么办？
Ross: You know what, if you wanna look for a house, that's ok.
知道吗？如果你们只是想看看房子，没问题。
Joey: No, no, it's not, don't listen to him! I'm gonna thump you!
不，不，不，别听他的，小心我扁你。
Ross: It's ok, because they have to get it out of their system, ok, but you're gonna realize, this is the only place, you wanna be.
的确是没问题，等他们真正住进去之后你们会发现，这里才是你们真正想要住的地方。
Chandler: Actually, we already found a house we love.
实际上我们已经找到合我们心意的房子了。
Ross: What?
什么？
Monica: And about an hour ago, we made an offer.
大约一小时以前，我们开出了我们的价码。
Chandler: Bet you wish I was having an affair now, huh?
我打赌你们现在宁可我有外遇。
Ross: You put an offer on a house?
你们已经开出价码了？
Monica: It's so sweet. It really is. It has this big yard that leads down to this stream and then there's these...these old maple trees...
那房子真的很好。的确是，那里有一个很大的院子一直通到一条小溪，那里还有很多枫树。
Phoebe: Wh? Again with the nature, what're you, Beavers?
跟自然环境有什么关系？你们又不是水獭。
Chandler: I know this is really hard and we're really sorry.
我知道你们一时很难接受我们的决定，我们也非常的抱歉。
Joey: Is...is this because I come over here without knocking and, and eat your food? Because I can stop doing that, I really, really think I can!
是不是因为我常不敲门就过来拿你们的东西吃？我可以不那样做我真的可以改。
Chandler: You know that's not the reason Joe.
乔，你知道这不是我们要搬出去住的原因。
Monica: Think if you saw it, you'd understand. I mean you guys were there. It's...it's beautiful, isn't it?
我想如果你们到实地看一看的话，你们会明白的。你们俩去看过，那的确很美，不是吗？
Rachel: Yeah it is.
是，确实是很美。
Joey: What the hell are you doing?
你在干什么？
Rachel: Well, it is, all right? When we were out there today, all I kept thinking was: I can't believe Chandler is screwing this woman, but man this would be a nice place to live!
我的意思是我们今天到那儿的时候，我所想的是我简直不敢相信钱德在和那女人干那事儿，但那并不意味那里不是一个适合居住的地方！
Ross: Yeah, I mean, if you moved there, you have to leave here. I mean, how can you leave this place?
是，但漂亮又能怎样？对，我是说如果你们搬到那里去住，你们就得离开这儿了你们怎么能离开这个地方？
Rachel: Come on Daddy, listen to me! It's like all of my life, everyone has always told me, "You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!" And then today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a, a purse, you know? Or a, or a hat! No, I don't want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying that I am a ha...It's a metaphor, Daddy!
爸爸，你听我说。在我生命中，每个人总是对我说，"你是鞋子！你是鞋子，你是鞋子！"今天我停下来说 如果我不想当鞋子会怎样？如果我想做手袋？或是帽子？不，我不是要你给我买顶帽子，我是说…我只是打个比方，爸爸！
Ross: You can see where he'd have trouble.
你知道他的麻烦在哪里了。
Rachel: Well maybe I'll just stay here with Monica.
好吧，也许我应该和莫妮卡待在这儿。
Monica: Well, I guess we've established she's staying here with Monica.
我猜我们已经决定谁和莫妮卡住在一起了。
Ross: Your money is mine, Green!
你的钱要归我啦，格林。
Rachel: Your fly is open, Geller!
你的拉链没拉上，盖勒。
Phoebe: You guys, you know what I just realized? 'Joker' is 'poker' with a 'J' Coincidence?
伙计们，知道我刚发现了什么吗？Joker（11）是带"J"的Poker（扑克牌）巧合吧？
Chandler: Hey, that's...'joincidence' with a 'C'!
那真是带"C"的'巧合（joincidence）'。
Phoebe: Eww, look. Ugly Naked Guy lit a bunch of candles.
呃，看，那个丑陋裸男点了一堆蜡烛。
Rachel: Ow, that had to hurt!
那一定很痛。
Phoebe: Hey, it's your Thanksgiving too, you know, instead of watching football, you could help.
嗨，这也是你们的感恩节，除了看球赛，你也可以过来帮我们干点活。
The Guys: We will.
我们会的。
Monica: Hey, Rachel, you wanna put the marshmallows in concentric circles.
好了，瑞秋，你想把这些软糖粒摆成一个同心圆。
Rachel: No Mon, you want to put them in concentric circles. I, want to do this.
不，莫妮卡，是你想把它们摆成那样，我只是想这样。
Monica: Every year.
每年如此。
Joey: It's stuck!
我被卡住了！
Phoebe: Easy. Step. How did it get on?
小心阶梯，你怎么会把头给套进去了？
Joey: I put it on to scare Chandler!
我想把它戴上去吓吓钱德。
Phoebe: Oh my God! Monica's gonna totally freak out!
我的上帝，莫妮卡会抓狂的！
Joey: Plus, it smells really bad in here.
还有，这里面难闻得要命。
Phoebe: Yeah, of course it smells bad. You have your head inside a turkey's ass!
那是当然了，你脑袋伸到火鸡的屁♥股里面去了。
Phoebe: Oh, Monica, oh.
哦，莫妮卡，哦。
Monica: Hey, did you get the turkey bast...Oh my God! Oh my God! Who is that?
嗨，你们把火鸡…啊，我的上帝，我的上帝这是什么？
Joey: It's Joey.
是乔伊。
Monica: I got it! How about, if we win, they have to get rid of the rooster?
我明白了。如果我们赢，你们就得把那公鸡处理掉。
Rachel: Oooohh that's interesting.
有意思。
Chandler: If you win, we give up the birds.
如果你们赢我们就放弃那只鸟儿。
Chandler: But if we win, we get your apartment.
但是，如果我们赢了我们要你们住的地方。
Monica: Deal!
一言为定！
Ross: What was Monica's nickname when she was a field hockey goalie?
莫妮卡当曲棍球守门员时候的绰号。
Joey: Big fat goalie.
大胖守门员。
Ross: Correct!
正确。
Ross:"Rachel claims it's her favorite movie."
瑞秋说她最喜欢的电影是？
Chandler: Dangerous Liaisons.
《危险关系》
Ross: Correct!
正确。
Ross: Her actual favorite movie is...
实际上她最喜欢的电影是？
Joey: Weekend at Bernie's.
《老板度假去》。
Ross: Correct.
正确。
Ross: Monica categorizes her towels. How many categories are there?
莫妮卡给她的毛巾分类，一共分了多少类？
Joey: Everyday use.
每天用的。
Chandler: Fancy.
昂贵的。
Joey: Guest.
客人的。
Chandler: Fancy guest.
客人用的昂贵的。
Ross: Two seconds.
2秒。
Joey: Uhh, 11!
11种？
Ross: 11, unbelievable, 11 is correct.
太令人难以置信了，11是正确答♥案。
Ross: Chandler was how old when he first touched a girl's breast?
钱德第一次摸女孩子胸部的时候有多大？
Rachel: 14?
14？
Ross: No, 19.
不，19.
Chandler: Thanks man.
谢了兄弟。
Ross: Joey had an imaginary childhood friend. His name was?
乔伊有一个想象中的童年时的朋友，他叫什么名字？
Monica: Maurice.
莫里斯。
Ross: Correct, his profession was?
正确，他是干什么的？
Rachel: Oh, space cowboy!
太空牛仔！
Ross: Correct!
正确。
Ross: What is Chandler Bing's job?
钱德是干什么工作的？
Ross: 10 seconds, you need this or you lose the game.
还有10秒，你们得答对这一题，否则就输了。
Monica: It's umm, it has something to do with transponding.
嗯，好像是跟转码有关的。
Rachel: Oh...oh...oh, he's a transponce...transpondster!
啊，啊，是转码员！
Monica: That's not even a word!
你说的都不是一个正确的单词！
Monica: NOOOOOOOOO!
不！！！
Rachel: You know what, you are mean boys who are just being mean!
知道吗？你们是些卑鄙的家伙，太卑鄙了！
Joey: Hey, don't get mad at us! No one forced you to raise the stakes!
嗨，别冲我们发火！没人逼你越赌越大。
Rachel: That is not true. She did! She forced me!
不对，是她逼我的！
Monica: Hey, we'd still be living here if you hadn't gotten the question wrong!
嘿！你要不是答错题，我们还能住在这。
Rachel: Well it's a stupid, unfair question!
那是一个愚蠢的，不公平的问题。
Ross: Don't blame the questions!
不要把责任怪在题上。
Chandler: Would you all stop yelling in our apartment! You are ruining moving day for us!
你们能不能不要在屋子里瞎嚷嚷，你们把我们的搬家日给毁了。
Ross: Chandler! Chandler, I saw what you were doing through the window! I saw what you were doing to my sister of! Get out here!
钱德！钱德，我从窗户那里瞧见你们在干那事儿了，我看见你在对我妹子做什么！现在你给我滚出来！
Chandler: Listen, we had a good run. You know, what was it? Four? Five months? I mean, that's more than most people have in a lifetime! So, goodbye, take care, bye-bye then!
哇！听着，我们在一起很快乐多久？四个月？五个月？这已经超过大多数人一辈子的恩爱时光了，所以再见，保重。
Monica: Hey Ross. What's up? bro?
嘿，罗斯，出什么事了，老哥？
Ross: What, the hell, are you doing? !
你们到底在干什么？！
Rachel: Hey, what's...what's going on? !
嘿！出什么事了？
Chandler: Well, I think, I think Ross knows about me and Monica.
我想，我想罗斯知道我和莫妮卡的事了。
Joey: Dude! He's right there!
老兄，他就在那呢。
Ross: I thought you were my best friend, this is my sister! My best friend and my sister! I...I cannot believe this!
我还当你是我最好的朋友呢！她可是我亲妹妹。我最好的朋友跟我妹妹！我简直不敢相信！
Chandler: We're not just messing around! I love her. Ok, I'm in love with her.
我们不是玩玩而已的。我爱她。我跟她坠入情网了。
Monica: So sorry that you had to find out this way. Sorry, but it...it's true, I love him too.
真不好意思，你是以这种方式知道我们相恋的。抱歉，但这是真的，我也爱他。
Ross: My best friend and my sister! I cannot believe this.
我最好的朋友和我妹妹！我简直不敢相信！
Monica: Well, this is the last box of your clothes. I'm just gonna label it, "What were you thinking?"
这是你最后一箱衣服，我想在这上面贴个标签：你在想什么？
Rachel: So funny, 'cause I was just gonna go across the hall and write that on Chandler.
有趣，因为我正想到对门去，在钱德身上也写上这句话。
Phoebe: Ok, you guys, I don't mean to make things worse, but umm, I don't wanna live with Rachel anymore.
二位，我不想把事情搞砸。但是，嗯，我再也不想跟瑞秋住在一起了。
Monica and Rachel: What? !
啥？
Phoebe: You're just so mean to each other! And I don't wanna end up like that with Rachel. I still like you!
你们对对方太刻薄了！而且我也不想跟瑞秋最后闹得不欢而散，我还是喜欢你。
Rachel: Well, Phoebe, that's fine because I'm not moving.
菲比，那没关系，因为我不搬了。
Monica: Phoebe, you gotta take her! You know, I, I know I said some really bad stuff about her, but you know Rachel does have some good qualities that make her a good roommate. She gets tons of catalogs and umm, she'll fold on the pages of the things she thinks that I'd like.
菲比，你得跟她一起住！你知道，我是曾说过一些她的坏话，但是，瑞秋还是有很多优点的，这足以让她成为一个好的室友。她有很多商品目录，嗯 她会把那些她认为我会喜欢的产品所在页折起来。
Phoebe: What else?
还有呢？
Monica: When I take a shower, she leaves me little notes on the mirror.
我在洗澡的时候她会在镜子上给我留下留言。
Rachel: Yeah, I do. I...I do, do that.
是，那是我♥干的。
Phoebe: That's nice. I like having things to read in the bathroom.
很好，我喜欢在洗手间里读点东西。
Monica: When I fall asleep on the couch after reading, she covers me over with a blanket.
当我看完书在沙发上睡着的时候，她会为我盖上一张毯子。
Rachel: Well, you know what, I don't want you to be cold.
你知道啦，我不想让你着凉了。
Monica: And, when I told her that I was gonna be moving in with Chandler, she was really supportive. You were so great. You made it so easy. And now you have to leave. And I have to live with a boy!
还有，当我告诉她，我要跟钱德一起住的时候，她真的是很支持我。你太好了，你把一件困难的事情变得轻松简单。现在，你得走了，而我得和男生住在一起！
Chandler: Hey.
嗨！
Monica: She really left.
她真的走了。
Chandler: I know.
我知道。
Monica: Thank you.
谢谢。
Chandler: No problem roomie.
没问题，室友。
Monica: Can I ask you a question?
我能问你一个问题吗？
Chandler: Sure!
当然！
Monica: What the hell is that dog doing here?
那只狗在那儿干什么？
Chandler: Little toast here. I know this isn't exactly the kind of Thanksgiving that all of you all planned, but for me, this is been really great, you know, I think because it didn't involve divorce or projectile vomiting.
我来说点祝酒词吧，我知道这并不是你们所计划的感恩节，但对于我来说，这个节真的是太棒了，知道吗？我之所以这样认为是因为，这个节里面没有离婚和吐得一塌糊涂。
Chandler: Anyway, I was just thinking, I mean, if you'd gone to Vail, and if you guys'd been with your family, if you didn't have syphilis and stuff, we wouldn't be all together, you know? So I guess what I'm trying to say, is that I'm very thankful that all of your Thanksgivings sucked.
无论怎样，我只是在想，如果你去了山谷，如果你和你的家人在一起，如果你没做性病这类的广告，我们就不可能在一起，对不对？所以，我想说的是我很感激你们，因为你们的感恩节计划全砸了。
All: That's so sweet. Thank you.
太感人了，谢啦。
Ross: And hey, here's to a lousy Christmas.
为糟糕的圣诞节干杯。
Rachel: And a crappy New Year.
也为糟糕的新年干杯。
All: Here, here!
干杯！
Rachel: You can't move. You just...you just can't.
你们不能搬，你们就是不能这样做。
Joey: Rachel's right. This is where you guys belong.
瑞秋说得对，你们俩是属于这里的。
Phoebe: Yeah, you guy...you don't wanna live in Westchester. That's like the worst of the Chesters.
是啊，你们可不能搬到西切斯特，那是最糟糕的切斯特。
Ross: You know, sometimes when I'm alone in my apartment, I look over here, and you guys...are just having dinner or...watching TV or something, but...makes me feel better. And now when I look over, who am I gonna see? The Gottliebs, the Yangs? They don't make me feel so good.
知道吗，有时我独自一人在我的寓所的时候，望向这边你们正在吃晚餐看电视或是做着其它什么事。这让我感觉好很多。现在，你们搬走之后，我再望过来的时候，我会看到谁？高特里？杨？他们不会让我感觉如此之好！
Rachel: Yeah. So, so don't move, ok? Just stay here and...maybe close your blinds at night.
是啊，所以别搬了，对，就留下吧。晚上的时候别忘了拉窗帘就行了。
Ross: Hey.
喂！
Chandler: Hello? It's Nancy, they responded to our offer.
喂？是南茜，他们答复我们开出的价码了。
Monica: And?
然后？
Chandler: Ok, thanks. They passed. They said they wouldn't go a penny under the asking price.
好的，谢谢。他们否决了，他们不想对价♥格做任何让步。
Monica: We can't afford that.
我们负担不起那价♥格。
Chandler: I know.
我知道。
Monica: Well, there you go.
好了，如你们所愿了。
Joey: Really sorry, you guys.
真抱歉。
Ross: Yeah. I'm sorry too. I'm even more sorry that that phone call didn't come before I told you about looking through the window.
我也很抱歉。要是那个电话在我说出，从窗户那边望过来之前打来的话，就好了。
Rachel: Yeah, we're gonna let you be alone.
我们还是让你们俩单独待一会儿吧。
Phoebe: You're gonna be ok?
你们没事吧？
Monica: Yeah, we'll be ok.
我们没事的。
Ross: Love you guys.
我爱你们。
Joey: Hey, you know, I'm really sorry I wasn't more supportive before.
很抱歉，刚才没有支持你们。
Chandler: That's ok, we understand.
没关系，我们能理解。
Joey: Yeah. And...and about this Nancy...If you're not sleeping with her, should I?
对了，关于这个南茜。如果你没跟她上床的话，能不能让我上？
Monica: I know there'll be other houses, but it's just so...I love that one so much.
我知道外面还有很多房子，但是这栋…我太爱这栋房子了。
Chandler: Yeah.
是啊。
Chandler: Um, it's a good thing we got it then.
所以得到这栋房子是天大的喜事。
Monica: What?
什么？
Chandler: We got the house.
我们买到那房子了。
Monica: Oh my God! Chandler: I just didn't wanna tell you in front of them.
噢，我的上帝。 我只是不想当着他们的面告诉你。
Monica: Oh my God! My God! We've got the house? !
我的上帝，上帝啊，我们买到那栋房子了。
Chandler: We're getting the house! Oh, We're getting the house.
我们买到那栋房子了。对，我们买到了。
Monica: And a baby.
还有孩子。
Chandler: We're growing up.
我们长大了。
Monica: We sure are.
是啊。
Chandler: So who's gonna tell them?
谁去跟他们说呢？
Monica: Not it!
不是我。
Chandler: Not it! Damn it!
也不是我，晚了一步。
Monica: Rachel, this is yours.
瑞秋，这是给你的。
Rachel: Why? What're these for?
为什么送我们这些礼物？
Chandler: You'll see.
过会就知道了。
Monica: All right, everybody open them!
好了，大家都请打开来看看吧。
Rachel: Ooh! Oh, wow this is so beautiful.
好漂亮啊。
Phoebe: Oh! These're the ones I was looking at in the store.
这个正是我上次在商店里相中的那一款小饰品！
Monica: I know.
我知道。
Ross: Oh I love this.
我喜欢这个。
Joey: A meatball sub? Thanks!
赛百味肉球三明治！谢谢！
Ross: Seriously you guys, what's going on? What're these for?
说真的，你们怎么了？为什么送我们这些礼物？
Chandler: Well, I didn't know how to tell you before, but...We got the house.
我先前不知道该怎么跟你们说。但是，我们买到那房子了。
Monica: Enjoy!
好好享受吧。
Joey: What'd they say?
他们刚说啥了？