Chandler: Well I'm not showing you my 'tat.'
Phoebe: It's Phoebe.
Roger: And Roge.
Monica: Come on up.
Chandler: Oh, good. Roge is here.
Joey: What's the matter with Roge?
Chandler: Oh, it's nothing; it's a little thing...I...I hate that guy.
Ross: What, so he was a little analytical. That's what he does, you know? Come on, he's not that bad.
Ross: You see, that's where you're wrong. Why would I marry her if I thought on any level, that she was a lesbian?
Roger: I don’t know. Maybe you wanted your marriage to fail.
Ross: Why? Why would I why? Why? Why? Why?
Roger: I don't know. Maybe maybe low self-esteem, maybe maybe to compensate for overshadowing a sibling, maybe you...
Monica: Wait wait, go back to that sibling thing.
Roger: Well, I don't know. I mean, it's conceivable that you wanted to sabotage your marriage so that the sibling would feel like less of a failure in the eyes of the parents.
Ross: That that's ridiculous! I don't feel guilty for her failures!
Monica: Oh! So you think I'm a failure!
Phoebe: Isn't he good?
Ross: Yeah... No no no, that that's not what I was saying...
Monica: You know, all these years, I thought you were on my side. But maybe what you were doing was sucking up to Mom and Dad so they'd keep liking you better!
Ross: Hey, I married a lesbian to make you look good!
Rachel: You're right! I mean you're right! It wasn't just the Weebles, but the Weeble Play Palace...and the Weeble's Cruise Ship...
Rachel:...which had this little lifeboat for the Weebles to wobble in. And Mom just gave them all away.
注释：wobble：颤动; <使>晃动; <使>摇摆不定。
Roger: That's tough. Tough stuff. Come on, Phoebe, we're gonna catch that movie, we gotta get going.
Phoebe: Oh, okay. Feel better, Rachel, 'kay?
Roger: Geez, we're gonna be late, sweetie...
Phoebe: Oh, okay. Listen, thanks for everything, Mon.
Monica: No problem.
Roger: Listen guys, it was great seeing you again. Mon, easy on those cookies, okay? Remember, they're just food, they're not love.
Monica: I hate that guy!
Joey: Good night, you guys.
Chandler: Oh look, it's the woman we ordered.
Joey: Hey. Can, uh, can we help you?
Ronni: Oh, no thanks, I'm just waiting for, uh, Joey Tribbiani.
Joey: I'm Joey Tribbiani.
Ronni: Oh no, not you, big Joey. Oh my God, You're so much cuter than your pictures. I...I'm, I'm Ronni.... Cheese Nip?
Chandler: Uh, Joey's having an embolism, but I could go for a Nip.
Ronni: Now, you see, most people, when their pets pass on, they want 'em sorta laid out like they're sleeping.
Ronni: But occasionally you get your person who wants them in a pose. Like chasing their tail. Or jumping to catch a Frisbee.
Chandler: Joey, if I go first, I wanna be looking for my keys.
Ronni: That's a good one!
Mr. Tribbiani: Hey, Joe.
Joey: Dad, Ronni's here.
Mr. Tribbiani: Huh
Ronni: Hi. –
Mr. Tribbiani: Hey, hey!
Mr. Tribbiani: Howl, howl, babe! What're you doing here?
Ronni: Oh, uh, well, you left your good hair at my apartment; I figured you would need it tomorrow for your meeting.
Mr. Tribbiani: Thank you. Uh...
Chandler: So, who's up for a big game of Kerplunk?
Ronni: Look, I uh, I shouldn't have come. I got to get go. I'll miss the last train.
Mr. Tribbiani: No, no, I don't want you taking that thing this minute.
Ronni: Oh, where am I gonna stay, here?
Mr. Tribbiani: We'll go to a hotel.
Ronni: Go to a hotel?
Joey: No you won't.
Ronni: No we won't.
Joey: If you go to a hotel you'll be...doing stuff. I want you right here where I can keep an eye on you.
Mr. Tribbiani: You're gonna keep an eye on us?
Joey: That's right, mister, and I don't care how old you are, as long as you're under my roof you're gonna live by my rules.
And that means no sleeping with your girlfriend.
Ronni: Wow. He's strict.
Joey: Now dad, you'll be in my room, Ronni uh, you can stay in Chandler's room.
Chandler: And Chandler would be?
Joey: Out here with me, bunking up on a hideabed.
Chandler: Oh, bunking up, if you smell smokes, don't be alarmed.
Ronni: Thanks. You're, uh, you're a good kid.
Chandler: Come on, I'll show you to my room.... That sounds so weird when it's not followed by, "No, it's late."
Joey: Okay. Now this is just for tonight. Starting tomorrow, you gotta make a change. Six years is long enough.
Mr. Tribbiani: What kinda change?
Joey: Well, either you break it off with Ronni.
Mr. Tribbiani: I can't do that!
Joey: Then you gotta come clean with Ma! This is not right!
Mr. Tribbiani: Yeah...but this...
Joey: I don't wanna hear it! Now go to my room!
Chandler: Hey, Kicky. What're you doing?
Joey: Just trying to get comfortable. I can't sleep in my underwear.
Chandler: Well, you're gonna.
Joey: I've been thinking. You know, about how I'm always seeing girls on top of girls...
Chandler: Are they end to end, or tall like pancakes?
Joey: You know what I mean, about how I'm always going out with all these women. And I always figured, when the right one comes along, I would be able to be a stand-up guy and go the distance, y'know?
Joey: Now I'm looking at my dad, thinking...
Chandler: Hey, you're not him. You're you. When they were all over you to go into your father's pipefitting business, did you cave?
Chandler: No. You decided to go into the out-of-work actor business. Now that wasn't easy, but you did it! And I would like to believe that when the right woman comes along; you will have the courage and the guts to say "No thanks, I'm married."
Joey: You really think so?
Chandler: Yeah. I really do.
Joey: Thanks, Chandler.
Chandler: Get off.
Monica: Hi... May I help you?
Ronni: Yeah, uh, Joey said I could use your shower, since, uh, Chandler's in ours?
Monica: Okay...who are you?
Ronni: Oh, I'm Ronni. Ronni Rappelano? The mistress?
我是Ronni. Ronni Rappelano，那个情妇。
Monica: Oh, come on in.
Rachel: Hi, I'm Rachel. Bathroom's up there. Hey, listen, Ronni, how long would you say Chandler has been in the shower?
Ronni: Oh, like, uh, five minutes?
Rachel: Perfect. Fasten your seat belts, it's peepee time.
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