Phoebe: Oh, you know, Monica's gonna freak if every box isn't labeled.
Joey: Oh, You're right. Yeah. Ok, Uh, Box of crap. Wow, it's so wild. When Monica and Chandler come back here they're gonna have a baby. A baby! A baby!
Phoebe: I know. Oh wait, Ross doesn't know know the baby's coming. Should we call him and tell him?
Joey: I don't know. Rachel is still over there yelling at him. Poor guy. I would not wanna be him right now.
Rachel: Wait. Wait. Should we be doing this?
Ross: Oh, I don't know.
Rachel: Oh, It's probably not a really good idea.
Ross: Yeah, probably not.
Rachel: Well, that never stopped us before.
Ross: No, sir!
Chandler: I can't believe in a couple of hours we're gonna be parents.
Monica: I can't believe it's three weeks early. I love that our baby is prompt. Ok. All right, what room did the nurse say Erica was in?
Chandler: Uh, 702.
A woman: Come on, Michelle.
The man: You can do this, baby.
Michelle: Get this damn thing out of me!
Chandler: Well, these are for you. Did you see the size of the thing that was coming out of that woman?
Monica: I couldn't tell who was giving birth to who.
Chandler: Hey. How's it going?
Erica: It's ok. The doctor says it'll still be a while.
Monica: How do you feel?
Erica: Well, it hurts sometimes. Not too bad yet, though. It's a little scary.
Monica: Oh I know. But honey, you're gonna be fine.
Chandler: Tell that to lady in 702 with the toddler coming out of her. I think that kid was wearing a shirt. You're gonna be fine, though.
Rachel: Shhh...Go back to sleep. I have to go home.
Ross: Oh, God, this was amazing.
Rachel: It really was. You've learned some new moves!
Ross: Yeah, well, uh, this guy at work gave me "Sex for Dummies" as a joke.
Ross: Who's laughing now?
Rachel: I know!
Monica: Breathe, breathe, breathe...Ok, Gooood.
Chandler: Next time can I say breathe?
Monica: No, last time you said it like Dracula, and it scared her! Can I get you anything? You want some more ice chips?
Erica: No, I'm ok.
Monica: Alright, I'll be right back.
Chandler: Where're you going?
Monica: To use the bathroom.
Chandler: You can't leave me alone with her.
Chandler: This is exactly the kind of social situation, that I am not comfortable with!
Monica: What kind of social situation are you comfortable with?
Chandler: It's just that we've never spent any time, you know, alone together.
Monica: You'll be fine. Nah, you won't, but I'll be back in two minutes.
Chandler: So, ah...Any plans with the summer?
Erica: I don't know. Maybe church-camp?
Chandler: May not wanna mention this. So, you ever wonder which is worse, you know; going through labor or getting kicked in the nuts?
Chandler: Well, it's just interesting. You know, because no one will ever know, because no one can experience both.
Chandler: One of life's great, unanswerable questions. I mean, who knows? Maybe there's something even more painful than those things? Like this.
Joey: Come in.
Phoebe: What's that?
Joey: It's my house-warming present for Monica and Chandler.
Phoebe: Ooh, it's a baby chick and duck!
Joey: Uh-huh. And I named them Chick Jr. and Duck Jr.
Phoebe: I did not see that coming.
Joey: Yeah, I figured they'd love it at the new house, you know? It has that big backyard. And then, when they get old, they can go to that special farm that Chandler took the other chick and duck to.
Joey: Yeah. It's a shame people can't visit there.
Phoebe: That is the rule, though.
Phoebe: Guess what? You're...you're almost an uncle!
Joey: Yeah, Erica went into labor last night. Monica and Chandler are at the hospital right now!
Ross: Oh my God!
Phoebe: Yeah, and I have a definite feeling it's gonna be a girl.
Ross: Phoebe, you were sure Ben was gonna be a girl.
Phoebe: Have you seen him throw a ball?
Ross: Is Rachel here?
Joey: Uh, I think she's still asleep. Yeah. Hey hey hey hey, how did it go with you guys last night? She seemed pretty pissed at you.
Ross: Uh, we, yeah, you know, we worked things out.
Phoebe: What's that smile? Did something happen with you two?
Ross: Hey, I'm not one to kiss and tell, but I'm also not one to have sex and shut up. We totally did it!
Joey: Oh my God. You and Rachel?
Ross: I know, it's...it's pretty great.
Joey: So what's that mean? Are you guys getting back together?
Ross: Oh, I...I don't know. I mean we didn't really get to talk.
Phoebe: But do you wanna get back together?
Ross: I don't know...It was incredible. I mean, it just felt, so right. When I was holding her, I...I mean, I, I never wanted to let her go. You know what? Yeah, I do. I...I wanna be together.
Joey: So, so is she still going to Paris?
Ross: Wow, I hadn't thought of that. I...I hope not.
Phoebe: Oh, this is like the best day ever. Ever! You guys might get back together, Monica and Chandler are getting their baby, there are chicks and ducks in the world again! Oh, I feel like I'm in a musical! "Daa...raa...When the sun comes up, bright and beaming! And the moon comes..."
Phoebe: Guess we'll never know how it ends.
Ross: Hey. How-how'd you sleep?
Rachel: Good. You?
Joey: I bet you did!
Ross: Uh...Would you guys mind giving us a minute?
Joey: Sure, yeah. Will you just keep an eye on the chick and the duck?
Rachel: Chick and the duck? Didn't they die...
Phoebe: Dive. Yeah, they dove head-first into fun on the farm.
Rachel: You too. Last night was just wonderful.
Ross: Oh, it really was.
Rachel: Uh, I woke up today with the biggest smile on my face.
Ross: I know, me too. It was...You know, it was like one of those things you think is never gonna happen, and then it does, and it's everything you want it to be.
Rachel: Uh-huh. I know. It was just, uh, it was just the perfect way to say goodbye.
Monica: Ok...just a little bit more, honey.
Erica: Help me and this hurts!
Chandler: Really that bad?
Erica: Uh-huh! I think it's time to kick you in the nuts and see which is worse!
Doctor: The baby's head is crowning.
Monica: Oh! Oh my God! That is the most beautiful top of a head I have ever seen! Chandler, you have to see this!
Chandler: I'm ok.
Monica: Chandler, you don't wanna miss this. This is the birth of your child! It's the miracle of life!
Chandler: Alright. Wow, that is one disgusting miracle.
Doctor: Start pushing. Here we go. Here come the shoulders...
Monica: It's a...It's a boy!
Erica: Is he ok?
Doctor: He's just fine.
Monica: Oh, you did it!
Chandler: It's a baby! A beautiful little baby! And some other stuff I'm gonna pretend I don't see.
Doctor: Would you like to cut the umbilical cord?
Chandler: Well, that's spongy.
Monica: Hey, handsome! Oh, I'm gonna love you so much that no woman is ever gonna be good enough for you! Oh, we are so lucky!
Chandler: I know. He has your eyes.
Chandler: I mean, I know that's not possible, but he does.
Nurse: We'll just get him cleaned up a bit.
Monica: Oh my God, he's beautiful. Thank you so much.
Erica: I'm really happy for you guys.
Chandler: How do you feel?
Erica: I'm tired!
Doctor: Well, you don't have that much time to relax. The other one will be along in a minute.
Monica: I'm...I'm sorry, who should be along and what now?
Doctor: The next baby should be along in a minute.
Monica: Uh-hu, we only ordered one!
Doctor: You know it's twins, right?
Chandler: Oh, yeah! These are the faces of two people in the know!
Doctor: I can't believe you didn't know it's twins! This's never happened before.
Chandler: Well, gosh. That makes me feel so special and good.
Monica: Wait, did you know it was twins?
Doctor: Yeah, it's here in the paperwork we got from the clinic in Ohio.
Monica: Did anybody tell you?
Erica: I don't think so. Although, they did mention something about two heartbeats. But I thought that was just mine and the baby's. They kept saying both heartbeats are really strong, and I thought well, that's good 'cause I'm having a baby.
Monica: This is unbelievable.
Erica: Twins actually run in my family.
Chandler: Interesting! Can I see you for a second?
Chandler: What do we do?
Monica: What do you mean "what do we do"?
Chandler: Twins! Twins! !
Monica: Chandler, you're panicking!
Chandler: Uh-huh! Join me, won't you? ! Ok, what do you say we keep one, and then just like have an option on the other one?
Monica: We can't split them up!
Chandler: Why not? We could give each of them half a medallion, and then years later, they'll find each other and be reunited. I mean, that's a great day for everybody.
Monica: Ok, what if the person who adopts the other one is horrible?
Chandler: What if they're not? What if it's adopted by a king?
Monica: Yeah, because I hear the king is looking to adopt.
Chandler: Monica, we are not ready to have two babies!
Monica: That doesn't matter! We have waited so long for this. I don't care if it's two babies. I don't care if it's three babies! I don't care if the entire cast of "Eight is Enough" comes out of there! We are taking them home, because they are our children!
Chandler: Ok. Shhh...
Doctor: It looks like we're about ready over here. Come on, Erica, start pushing again now.
Doctor: Here she comes!
Chandler: She? It's a girl?
Chandler: Well, now we have one of each! And that's enough!
Ross: And then she said it was the perfect way to say goodbye.
Joey: Oh my God! What did you say?
Ross: Nothing! What do you say to that?
Phoebe: Ross, you've got to tell her how you feel!
Ross: No way!
Joey: You can't just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do?
Joey: Dude, I'm just trying to speak your language.
Phoebe: Ross, Rachel doesn't know that you wanna get back together. If she did, she might feel differently. She might not even go.
Ross: You really think so?
Phoebe: I'm telling you! Oh, ok! This is the part of the musical where there'd be a really good convincing song. "Bam-bam-bam, don't take no for an answer. Bam-bam-bam, don't let love fly away. Bam-bam-bam-bam..."
Phoebe: Can't a girl finish a song around here?
Rachel: Hi! So I just dropped Emma off at my mom's.
Joey: Oh, you're not taking her with you tonight?
Rachel: No, we decided that I would go ahead and set up first, and then my mom would bring Emma to Paris on Sunday.
Phoebe: Wow, eight hour flight with a one-year old? Good luck, mom.
Rachel: Are you kidding? Eight hours with my mother talking about Atkins? Good luck, Emma!
Ross: Alright, you know what? You're right. I should at least tell her how I feel.
Joey: Ok. Ross, wait wait!
Ross: What? What?
Joey: Could you get me a muffin?
Gunther: I...I know you're...you're leaving tonight, but I...I just have to tell you. I love you.
Gunther: Now, I...I...I...I don't know if that changes your plans at all, but I...I thought you should know.
Rachel: Gunther...Oh...I love you too. Probably not in the same way, but I do. And, and when I'm in a café, having coffee, or I see a man with hair brighter than the sun, I'll think of you.
Rachel: Bye you guys.
Ross: Oh my God!
Joey: Hey, you know what might help?
Ross: I'm not getting you a muffin!
Monica: Do you think they recognize each other from in there?
Chandler: Maybe. Unless they're like two people who have lived in apartments next to each other for years, and then one day they're pushed through a vagina and they meet.
Nurse: We're going to take Erica to recovery now.
Monica: There's something that we wanted to tell you. We decided to name the girl baby, Erica.
Erica: Oh my God, that's just like my name!
Monica: Son of a gun, it is!
Erica: Anyway, I'm gonna go get some rest. I'm really glad I picked you guys. You're gonna make great parents. Even Chandler.
Monica: Ok, well, bye!
Monica: We'll call you!
Chandler: You have fun at church camp!
Monica: Oh, look at these little bunnies!
Chandler: I know! You ready to trade?
Monica: Ok, let's see.
Chandler: We could trade later.
Monica: Yeah, I'm good.
Phoebe: Hey, what're you working on?
Joey: It's a...It's a "welcome home" sign for the baby.
Phoebe: How sweet! Oh, is that the baby?
Joey: No, I sat in the paint.
Phoebe: Hey. So, did you talk to Rachel?
Ross: No, and I'm not going to.
Joey: Why not?
Ross: Because she's just going to shoot me down. You guys saw what happened with Gunther. That did not look like fun.
Phoebe: How can you compare yourself to Gunther? I mean, sure, he's sexier in a more obvious way. You have a relationship with her, you slept together last night.
Ross: Yeah, and she still wants to go! It's pretty clear where she is.
Joey: Yeah, I know what you mean. I mean, sometimes...
Phoebe: Uh, Joe?
Joey: Damn it!
Ross: Look, even if I were gonna tell her, I don't have to do it now. Ok? I'll be seeing her again. We've got time.
Phoebe: No, you don't! She's going to Paris! She is going to meet somebody. Do you know how many hot guys there are in Paris? It's...It's a city of Gunthers!
Phoebe: Hey! What...what do you have there?
Mike: Oh, I made a little something. If I had more time to work on it, it'd be better, but...
Ross: Oh my God! You did that yourself?
Phoebe: Honey, that's gorgeous!
Joey: You know, the baby can't read, Mike!
Rachel: Hi! You guys, the car-service just got here. I can't believe they're not home yet! I have to catch my stupid plane. I wanna see the baby!
Joey: Well, Monica just called from the cab. She said they should be here any minute. And...and apparently, there's some big surprise.
Phoebe: Yeah, didn't she sound happy about it? 'Cause my friend Ethel's baby was born with a teeny, tiny beard.
Rachel: Oh my God!
Ross: Oh my God!
Rachel: Hi! Oh my gosh!
Phoebe, Ross, Rachel: Hey.
Joey: Hey, so what is the big surprise?
Ross: Oh, my God!
Rachel: How does this...What...What...
Ross: Ok, ok, ok, awkward question. The hospital knows you took two, right?
Monica: Yes, it's twins!
Ross: Oh my God.
Joey: Oh, they're so cute! Now, what, what kinds are they?
Monica: Ok. This is a boy, that's a girl.
Chandler: Her name is Erica.
Joey: Hey, that pregnant girl's name was Erica.
Chandler: Yeah. It's a shame you two didn't get to spend more time together.
Monica: Yeah, we named the boy Jack after dad.
Ross: Aw, he's gonna be so happy.
Phoebe: Oh, Jack Bing. I love that. Ooh, it sounds like a '40s newspaper guy, you know? "Jack Bing, Morning Gazette. "I'm gonna...I'm gonna blow this story wide open!
Rachel: Oh my gosh. Wow, so beautiful.
Mike: I want one.
Phoebe: Oh yeah? Well, tell me which one, and I'll try slip it in my coat.
Mike: Seriously. You wanna make one of those?
Phoebe: One? How about a whole bunch?
Phoebe: Yeah! Ooh, we could teach them to sing, and we can be like the Von Trapp family! Only without the Nazis. Although that sounds kinda dull.
Rachel: Oh, you guys, I can't believe this. But I'll leave now, or I'm gonna miss my plane.
Monica: I'm just so glad you got to see the babies.
Rachel: Me too. Oh, I'm just sorry I'm not gonna be around to watch you two attempt to handle this! Alright, Aw I can't say goodbye to you guys again. I love you, all, so much.
Monica: Love you.
Chandler: We love you.
Monica: Hey, call us when you get there.
Rachel: I will. Ross, come here.
Rachel: I just want you to know...Last night...I'll never forget it.
Ross: Neither will I.
Rachel: Alright, now I really have to go. Ok. Au revoir! Oh, they're gonna really hate me over there.
Phoebe: So, you just let her go?
Joey: Hey, maybe that's for the best.
Joey: Yeah. You know? You just...Look, you gotta...You gotta think about last night the way she does, ok? You know maybe, maybe sleeping together was the perfect way to say goodbye?
Monica: They slept together?
Chandler: I was with you.
Phoebe: But now she'll never know how he feels!
Joey: But maybe that's ok. You know? Maybe, maybe it is better this way? I mean, now, now you can move on. I mean, you've been trying to for so long, maybe now that you're on different continents...Right?
Joey: Maybe now you can actually do it. You know? You can, you can finally get over her.
Ross: Yeah, that's true. Except, I don't wanna get over her.
Ross: I don't! I wanna be with her.
Ross: Yeah, I'm gonna go after her.
Joey: Yeah, you are!
Phoebe: Wait, wait! Get your coat! Get your coat!
Ross: My coat.
Joey: This is so cool!
Chandler: I have no idea what's going on, but I am excited!
Joey: Ross, Ross! What'd you, what'd you think she's gonna say?
Ross: I don't know, but I...Look, even if she shoots me down, then at least I won't spend the rest of my life wondering what would've happened. Where, where is my coat? !
Phoebe: You didn't bring one! My cab's downstairs, I'll drive you to the airport.
Ross: Ok, guys, wish me luck.
Joey: Ok. Good luck, good luck!
Joey: Oh my god, Ross is going after Rachel. And you guys have babies? This is like the best day ever!
Monica: Why is there an ass-shape paint on my couch?
Joey: She asked you a question, Mike!
Ross: You really think we're gonna make it in time?
Phoebe: Hey, I didn't have my license taken away 'cause I drive carefully.
Ross: There's no seatbelt!
Phoebe: That's ok. If...if we hit anything, the engine will explode, so, you know, it's better if you're thrown from the car.
Ross: Alright, alright, let's do this!
Man: 80th east end.
Phoebe: I, I don't take passengers.
Man: Hey! The law says you have to accept any fare.
Ross: No, you don't understand. This isn't a real cab.
Man: Alright, I'm gonna report you. What's your medallion number?
Phoebe: My medallion number is, "Get out of the cab!"
Ross: Get out of the cab!
Phoebe: Get out of the cab!
Joey: Hey you guys, check this out.
Joey: Oh, hey, can I give you guys your house-warming present now?
Monica: Now, that you can do.
Chandler: I have a question. Without looking into their diapers, can you tell them apart?
Monica: Of course I can, I'm their mother.
Chandler: Oh yeah? Ok, which one is that one?
Monica: That's Jack.
Chandler: Wow, Jack's gonna have a tough time in high school with that vagina.
Joey: Chick Jr.? Duck Jr.? Don't hide from mama!
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