Phoebe: You can open your eyes now.
Ross: Are we off the bridge?
Ross: Is the old woman on the bicycle still alive?
Phoebe: Yes, she jumped right back up.
Ross: Oh my God, Phoebe, slow down!
Phoebe: Do you wanna get to Rachel in time?
Ross: Yes, but I don't wanna die in your cab!
Phoebe: You should have thought of that before you got in!
Phoebe: Tollbooth! Four bucks. There are quarters in the glove compartment.
Phoebe: Damn, that window is clean. God! Hey!
Chandler: We were wondering what was taking so long with the gift, but now we understand you were doing this.
Joey: Ok, I wanted to surprise you, but, for your house-warming gift, I got you a baby-chick and a baby-duck!
Chandler: Really? You got us a chick and a duck?
Monica: Oh, great! Just what you want for a new house with infants. Bird feces.
Joey: Yeah, but, they must've jumped off the table, 'cause now they're gone!
Chandler: Oh, don't worry, we'll find them.
Monica: You know, actually, I'm gonna go check on the twins.
Monica: Oh God! What did I just step on!
Chandler: It's ok, it's just an egg roll.
Joey: You stepped on my egg roll!
Monica: I'm sorry, I didn't know to look for Chinese food on the floor.
Joey: Just put it on a plate and leave.
Chandler: Ok, let's find these birds.
Joey: Wait wait. You hear that?
Joey: They're in the table!
Chandler: Well, that can't be good!
Joey: We gotta get them out of there!
Joey: Oh! Oh! Maybe we can lure them out. You know any birdcalls?
Chandler: Oh, tons, I'm quite the woodsman.
Joey: Well uh, maybe we can just tip the table a little.
Chandler: Joey, wait! The ball!
Joey: Oh God! So what do we do?
Chandler: I don't know. Maybe we can open this up somehow.
Chandler: No...It's all glued together.
Joey: Does that mean we have to bust it open?
Chandler: I don't know. Maybe.
Joey: Oh my God!
Chandler: I know! It's...It's the foosball table.
Joey: All right, you know what? We don't have a choice. It's like I would've said in thatsci-fi movie if I'd gotten the part. "Those are our men in there, we have to get them out! Even if I have to sacrifice the most important thing in my life: my time machine."
Chandler: Did that movie ever get made?
Joey: It did not.
Phoebe: Ross, where're you going?
Ross: Uh to talk to Rachel, isn't that why we took a ride in the death-cab?
Phoebe: What? What're you just gonna walk up to her at the gate? Have you never chased anyone through the airport before?
Ross: Uh not since my cop-show got cancelled...
Phoebe: You have to get a ticket to get past security.
Ross: What? We're never gonna make it!
Phoebe: Not with that attitude! Now, haul ass!
Ross: Ok, if you could all walk slower, that'd be great.
Gate attendant #1: Madame, your passport please?
Rachel: Oh, my God! I was so afraid I wasn't gonna remember any of my high school French, but I understood every word you just said!
Gate attendant #1: Your boarding pass, please.
Rachel: Oh. Sure. Oh, shoot. I had it. Oh, I can't believe this.
Gate attendant #1: Madame, if you don't have your boarding pass...
Rachel: I have it, I have it, I have it. Oh, ok, I can't find it, but I remember that I was in seat 32C, because that's my bra-size.
Gate attendant #1: Madame, you must have your boarding pass...
Rachel: Ok, fine! But you know what? If I was in 36D, we would not be having this problem.
Ross: Hi, I need a ticket.
Phoebe: Just one? I drive you all the way down here, and I don't get to see how it works out?
Ross: Fine, two tickets, I need two tickets.
Phoebe: We're on our honeymoon.
Ticket agent: And the destination?
Ross: I don't care. Whatever is the cheapest.
Phoebe: I'm so lucky I married you.
Rachel: Oh, shoot. Damn it. Where is it?
Rachel: Hah! I found it! I found it! Haha, I found it! I told you I would find it! In your face! You're a different person.
Ross: Ok, flight 421 to Paris. I don't see it, do you see it?
Phoebe: No, did we miss it?
Ross: No no no. That's impossible. It doesn't leave for another 20 minutes.
Phoebe: Maybe we have the flight-number wrong. God.
Phoebe: Hey, it's me. Here's Ross.
Ross: What? Hey, hey, listen...
Monica: Oh my God! Ross, you wouldn't believe the cute little noises the twins are making. Hey we...listen.
Ross: But Monica? Monica, Monica, Monica, Monica.
Monica: Oh, I'm sorry. Shoot, they were doing it before.
Ross: That's alright. Listen, listen.
Monica: Oh, wait, wait, wait! Here they go again.
Ross: Monica! Monica! Monica! Monica! Monica?
Monica: Isn't that cute?
Ross: That is precious! Listen! I need Rachel's flight information.
Monica: Oh, ok. Alright, it's flight 421. Leaves at 8:40.
Ross: Yes, that's what I have. It's not on the board.
Monica: That's what it says here. Flight 421, leaves at 8:40, Newark airport.
Monica: Newark airport. Why, where are you?
Joey: Don't worry, you guys, we're gonna get you out of there.
Chandler: And we're also gonna buy you tiny, bird hearing-aids.
Joey: Ok. Here goes.
Chandler: What's the matter?
Joey: I need to say goodbye to the table first.
Chandler: I understand.
Joey: Ok. Table, you have given us so many great times. And...and you guys, Jordan, Victor, Joel...All of you guys. What can I say? You guys make us look good. You wanna say anything?
Chandler: I don't know. Except that, for one last time...Good game, good game, good game, good game, good game, good game, good game.
Joey: Ok, here we go.
Joey: I can't do it.
Chandler: Well, I can't do it either.
Monica: Hey! Did you find them?
Joey: Yeah, they're stuck inside the table!
Chandler: And we have to bust it open, but neither of us can do it!
Monica: Oh, well sure. This gotta be so hard. I'll do it. Give me!
Ross: Phoebe! Wow! No no no no no!
Phoebe: Wow, I've never gone this fast before.
Ross: Phoebe, forget it, ok? Newark is...is like an hour away. There's no way we're gonna make it in time.
Phoebe: She's got her cell, you could call her.
Ross: I am not doing this over the phone.
Phoebe: You don't have any other choice!
Phoebe: Rachel? Oh, good. Hey, by the way, did you just get on the plane?
Phoebe: For what it's worth, we would've caught her if we were at the right airport.
Phoebe: Rach, hang on.
Rachel: Phoebe? Is everything ok?
Phoebe: Actually no. No. You, you have to get off the plane.
Rachel: What? Why?
Phoebe: I have this feeling that something's wrong with it. Something is wrong with the left philange.
Rachel: Oh, honey, I'm sure there's nothing wrong with the plane.
Rachel: Alright, look, I have to go. I love you, and I will call you the minute I get to Paris.
Passenger #1: What was that?
Rachel: Oh, that was just my crazy friend. She told me I should get off the plane, because she had a feeling that there was something wrong with the left philange.
Passenger #1: Ok, uh, that doesn't sound good.
Rachel: I wouldn't worry about it. She's always coming up with stuff like this, and you know what? She's almost never right.
Passenger #1: But she is sometimes.
Rachel: Wait, what're you doing?
Passenger #1: Well, I can't take this plane now.
Air stewardess: Excuse me, sir, where're you going?
Passenger #1: I have to get off this plane, ok? Her friend has a feeling something's wrong with the left philange.
Rachel: Could I get some peanuts?
Passenger #2: What's wrong with the plane?
Air stewardess: There's nothing wrong with the plane.
Passenger #1: The left philange!
Air stewardess: There is no philange!
Passenger #1: Oh my God. This plane doesn't even have a philange!
Passenger #2: I'm not flying on it!
Air stewardess: Ma'am, please sit down!
Passenger #3: What's going on?
Passenger #1: We're all getting off! There is no philange!
Rachel: This is ridiculous! I...
Rachel: Yeah, ok.
Monica: Alright. My job here is done.
Chandler: That was...impressive.
Joey: Yeah, you didn't use the tools for most of it!
Monica: Yeah, they were just slowing me down. Alright, I'd get back to the babies. See you girls later.
Chandler: Sorry about the table, man.
Chandler: You gonna buy a new one?
Joey: Probably not. Nah. I don't know how much I'm gonna wanna play after you go.
Chandler: Well, at least we got these little guys out.
Chandler: Aww, we were worried about you! Hm. I guess I'd better get used to things crapping in my hand, huh?
Joey: I'm gonna miss these little guys. It was nice having birds around again.
Chandler: Hey, you know what? Maybe we should keep them here with you.
Chandler: Yeah, I mean we got a lot going on right now. And, plus, here they'd have their own room.
Joey: I could get a goose!
Chandler: You know, I...I think you're set with the poultry.
Joey: Thanks man. You hear that, you guys? You're gonna get to stay here! And, and it's good, you know, 'cause uh, 'cause now you have a reason to come visit.
Chandler: I think there may be another reason.
Chandler: So uh, awkward hug or lame cool guy handshake?
Joey: Yeah well you know, lame cool guy handshake.
Gate attendant #2: Ma'am, I assure you, the plane is fine.
Passenger #2: And you fixed the philange?
Gate attendant #2: Yes, the philange is fixed. As a matter of fact, we put a whole lot of extra philanges onboard, just in case.
Ross: Where is she?
Phoebe: I don't see her.
Ross: Rachel! Rachel Green!
Phoebe: There she is!
Ross: Rachel! Rachel!
Gate attendant #2: Wow wow, excuse me, sir, do you have a boarding pass?
Ross: No, no, I ju-I just have to talk to someone.
Gate attendant #2: I'm sorry, you cannot go any further without a boarding pass.
Ross: No no no, but I, you know...
Rachel: What? Oh my God, what're you...what're you guys doing here?
Phoebe: Ok, you're on.
Rachel: What? What? Ross, you're scaring me. What's going on?
Ross: Ok, the thing is...
Ross: Don't go.
Ross: Please, please stay with me. I am so in love with you. Please don't go.
Rachel: Oh my God.
Ross: I know, I know. I shouldn't have waited 'til now to say it, but I'm...That was stupid, ok? I'm sorry, but I'm telling you now. I love you. Do not get on this plane.
Gate attendant #2: Miss? Are you boarding the plane?
Ross: Hey, hey. I know you love me. I know you do.
Gate attendant #2: Miss?
Rachel: I...I, I have to get on the plane.
Ross: No, you don't.
Rachel: Yes, I do.
Ross: No, you don't.
Rachel: They're waiting for me, Ross. I can't do this right now, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Rachel: I'm so sorry.
Ross: I really thought she'd stay.
Phoebe: I know. I'm sorry.
Monica: Well, that's it. Everything's packed.
Chandler: This is weird.
Monica: I know.
Joey: Yeah. Uh, does this mean there's nothing to eat?
Monica: I put three lasagnas in your freezer.
Joey: I love you!
Joey: Hey! Did you guys make it in time?
Phoebe: Yeah, yeah, he talked to her, but um she got on the plane anyway.
Chandler: Where's Ross?
Phoebe: He went home. He didn't wanna see anybody.
Rachel: Ross, hi. It's me. I just got back on the plane. And I just feel awful. That is so not how I wanted things to end with us. It's just that I, wasn't expecting to see you, and all of a sudden you're there and saying these things and...now I'm just sitting here and thinking, of all the stuff I should've said and I didn't. I mean, I didn't even get to tell you that I love you too. Because of course I do. I love you. I love you. I love you. What am I doing? I love you! Oh, I've gotta see you. I've gotta get off this plane.
Ross: Oh my God!
Rachel: Ok, excuse...excuse me?
Air stewardess: Miss? Please, sit down!
Rachel: No, I'm sorry. I'm really sorry, but I need to get off the plane, ok? I need just to tell someone that I love him.
Air stewardess: Miss, I can't let you off the plane.
Ross: Let her off the plane!
Air stewardess: I am afraid you're gonna have to take a seat.
Rachel: Oh, please, miss, you don't understand!
Ross: Try to understand!
Rachel: Oh, come on, miss, isn't there any way that you can just let me off the...
Ross: No! No! Oh, my God. Did she get off the plane? Did she get off the plane?
Rachel: I got off the plane...
Ross: You got off the plane.
Rachel: I do love you.
Ross: I love you too, and I'm never letting you go again.
Rachel: Ok. 'Cause this is where I wanna be, ok? No more messing around. I don't wanna mess this up again.
Ross: No, me neither, ok? We're...we're done being stupid.
Rachel: Ok. It's you and me, alright? This is it.
Ross: This is it. Unless we're on a break...
Ross: Don't make jokes now.
Monica: Ok, please be careful with that. It was my grandmother's. Be careful. Thank you.
Monica: If that falls off the truck, it wouldn't be the worst thing.
Rachel: I know. It seems smaller somehow.
Joey: Has it always been purple?
Chandler: Look around, you guys. This was your first home. And it was a happy place, filled with love and laughter. But more important, because of rent control, it was a freaking steal!
Phoebe: Hey, do you realise that at one time or another we all lived in this apartment?
Monica: Oh, yeah, that's true.
Ross: Uh, I haven't.
Monica: Wait a minute. What about that summer during college that you lived with grandma, and you tried to make it as a dancer?
Ross: Do you realise we almost made it ten years without that coming up?
Monica: Oh, honey, I forgot. I promised Treeger that we'd leave our keys.
Chandler: Oh, ok.
Phoebe: So I guess this is it.
Joey: Yeah. I guess so.
Monica: This is harder than I thought it would be.
Chandler: Oh, it's gonna be ok.
Chandler: Come here.
Rachel: Well you guys have to go to the new house right away, do you have some time?
Monica: We got some time.
Rachel: Ok, should we get some coffee?