Friends Episode 2 Season 1:The one with the sonogram at the end.
Monica: What you guys don't understand is, for us, kissing is as important as any part of it.
Joey: Yeah, right!...Serious?
Phoebe: Oh, yeah!
Rachel: Everything you need to know is in that first kiss.
Chandler: Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, you know? I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.stand-up comedian：即兴喜剧演员。这是一种喜剧表演形式，表演者语言幽默风趣，注重和台下观众的互动。Pink Floyd：英国著名的摇滚乐队。
Ross: Yeah, and and it's not that we don't like the comedian, it's just that that...that's not why we bought the ticket.
Chandler: You see the problem is, though, after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again,
Chandler: Y'know? I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic...basically just trying to stay awake.
Rachel: Yeah, well, word of advice: Bring back the comedian. Otherwise next time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone.album: 专辑。
Joey: Are we still talking about the sex?
Ross: No, it's good, it is good, it's just that mm... doesn't she seem a little angry?
Marsha: Well, she has issues.
Ross: Does she?
Marsha: She can try to live with “Mr. hey I'm Evolving”.He's out banging other women over the head with a club, while she sits at home trying to get the mastodon smell out of the carpet!club：棍棒、球棒。mastodon：乳齿象。
Ross: Marsha, these are cave people. Okay? They have issues like: "Gee, that glacier's getting kind of close. " See?glacier：冰川。
Marsha: Speaking of issues, isn't that your ex-wife?
Ross: No. No.
Marsha: Yes, it is. Carol! Hi!
Ross: Okay, okay, yes, it is. How about I'll, uh, catch up with you in the Ice Age.
Marsha: Can I stay?
Ross: That would be no.
Carol: is this a bad time?
Ross: oh, no it's……the Stone Age.
Ross: You look great. I hate that.
Carol: Sorry. Thanks. You look good too.
Ross: Ah, well, in here, anyone who...stands erect...
Ross: So what's new? Still, uh...
Carol: A lesbian?
Ross: Well...you never know. How's, um. how's the family?
Carol: Marty's still totally paranoid. Oh, and, uh...paranoid：类似狂想症的。
Ross: Carol, why why are you here, Carol?
Carol: I'm pregnant.
Ross: Pregnant? !
Woman: Huh, looks like she didn't leave in such a hurry after all.
Chandler: Oh, I think this is the episode of Three's Company where there's some kind of misunderstanding.
Phoebe:...Then I've already seen this one!
Monica: Are you through with that?
Joey: Yeah, sorry, the swallowing slowed me down.
Monica: Whose little ball of paper is this? !
Chandler: Oh, uh, that would be mine. See, I wrote a note to myself, and then I realized I didn't need the note, so I balled it up and......now I wish I was dead.
Phoebe: She already fluffed that pillow. Monica, you know, you already fluffed. It's fine.fluff：拍松软。
Monica: Look, I'm sorry, guys, I just don't wanna give them any more ammunition than they already have.ammunition：弹药、军火。
Chandler: Yes, and we all know how cruel a parent can be about the flatness of a child's pillow.
Joey: Would you relax, you do this every time they come, the place is great.
Joey: You got a beautiful lasagna here that looks good enough...to avoid touching.lasagna：意大利烤面，千层面。
Phoebe: Um, Monica, umm, you're scaring me.
Phoebe: I mean, you're like, you're all chaotic and twirly. you know? And not not in a good way. .chaotic：一片混乱的，一团糟的。
Joey: Yeah, calm down. You don't see Ross getting all chaotic and twirly every time they come.twirly：转来转去的。
Monica: That's because as far as my parents are concerned, Ross can do no wrong. You see, he's the Prince.
Monica: Apparently they had some big ceremony before I was born.
Chandler: Ew, ew, ew, ew, ugly naked guy got a Thigh-master!
Rachel: Has anybody seen my engagement ring?
Phoebe: Yeah, it's beautiful.
Rachel: Oh God, oh God, oh God oh God oh God oh God....
Phoebe: No, don't touch that!
Rachel: Oh, like I wasn't dreading tomorrow enough, having to give it back to him.
Rachel: "Hi Barry! Remember me? I'm the girl in the veil who stomped on your heart in front of your entire family!"
Rachel: Oh God and now I'm gonna have to return the ring, without the ring, which makes it so much harder...
Monica: Easy Rach, we'll find it. Won't we?
Chandler and Joey: Oh! Yeah!
Monica: Look, it's gonna be okay. You will give it back to him. It will all be over and we will eat a lot of ice cream.
Rachel: Okay, okay, it's a little pearl shaped diamond.
Monica: I tell you what, any diamond ring we find, we'll run it by you.
Joey: Alright, when did you have it on last?
Phoebe: Doy! Probably right before she lost it!Doy：笨蛋，一种过时的说法。
Chandler: You don't get a lot of “doy” these days.
Rachel: I know I had it this morning, and I know I had it when I was in the kitchen with...
Rachel: Ohhhhh, don't be mad...
Monica: You didn't.
Rachel: Oh, I am sorry...
Monica: I gave you one job!
Rachel: Oh, but look how straight those noodles are!
Chandler: Now, Monica, you know that's not how you look for an engagement ring in a lasagne.
Monica: I just...can't do it.
Chandler: Boys? We're going in.
Monica: That is not a happy hi.
Ross: Carol's pregnant.
Phoebe: Ooh! I found it!
Ross: Yeah. Do that for another two hours, you might be where I am right about now. (He enters. )
Chandler: Kinda puts that whole pillow thing in perspective, huh, Mon?put...in perspective：设身处地地体验。
Rachel: Well now, how, how do you fit into this whole thing?
Ross: Well, Carol says she and Susan want me to be involved, but if I'm not comfortable with it, I don't have to be involved...basically it's totally up to me.
Phoebe: She is so great! I miss her.
Monica: What does she mean by “involved”?
Chandler: I mean presumably, the biggest part of your job is done.
Joey: And the most enjoyable, Phoebe, say something.
Ross: Anyway, they want me to go down to this sonogram thing with them tomorrow.sonogram：声波图。
Ross: Yeah, remember back when life was simpler, and she was just a lesbian.
Chandler: uh, those were the days.
Rachel: So what are you gonna do?
Ross: I have no idea. No matter what I do, though, I'm still gonna be a father.
Joey: Well, this is still ruined, right?
Mrs. Geller: Oh, Martha Ludwin's daughter is gonna call you. Mmm! What's that curry taste?
Mrs. Geller: Mmmm!.