Ross: Kristen Riggs, this is Carol Willick. Carol, Kristen. How do you do? Uh, oh, Carol teaches sixth grade. And, Kristin... Kristin... does something that, funnily enough, wasn't even her major!
Rachel: Thanks you guys for coming over.
Fireman No. 1: Not at all. It's pretty much our job.
Fireman No. 2: That's why we get the cool hats.
Fireman No. 3: What do we got there?
Fireman No. 1: A piece of something: boxer shorts, greeting cards, and what looks like a half-charred picture. Wow, that guy's hairier than the Chief!
Monica: You know, it's a really funny story how this happened. I was taking out the trash, and Phoebe was lighting incense.
Fireman No. 2: It's all right. It's all right. You don't have to explain. This isn't the first boyfriend bonfire that we've seen get out of control.
Fireman No. 3: You're our third call tonight.
Fireman No. 1: Oh, sure, Valentine's is our busiest night of the year.
Fireman No. 2: Look, ladies, in the future when you're burning your ex-boyfriend's stuff, NO. 1, make sure you're in a well-ventilated area. NO. 2, if you're gonna burning his clothing, you gotta wanna stay away from synthetic fibrous. NO. 3, try to let go of the anger, and learn to love yourself.
Janice: I brought you something.
Chandler: Is it loaded?
Chandler: Oh, little candy hearts... Chan and Jan Forever.
Janice: I had them made special.
Chandler: OK, Janice. Janice. Hey, Janice. Look, there's no way for me to tell you this. At least there's no new way for me to tell you this. I just don't think things are gonna work out.
Janice: That's fine.
Chandler: It is?
Janice: Mmmhmm. Because I know that this isn't the end.
Chandler: Oh no, you see, actually it is.
Janice: No, it isn't, because you won't let that happen. Don't you know it yet? You love me, Chandler Bing.
Chandler: Oh, no I don't.
Janice: Well then ask yourself this. Why do you think we keep ending up together? New year's, who invited who? Valentine's, who asked who into whose bed?
Chandler: I did, but...
Janice: You seek me out. Something deep in your soul calls out to me like a foghorn. Janice, Janice. And then you push me away, you pull me back. Janice. You want me. You need me. You can't live without me. And you know it. You just don't know you know it. See ya.
Chandler: Call me!
Carol: Not true. I never called your mother a wolverine.
Ross: You did so. I swear, I swear... How long has she been in the bathroom?
Carol: Uh, I don't think she's in the bathroom. Her coat is gone.
Ross: Oh, maybe it's cold in there. Or maybe I screwed up the first date I had in 9 years.
Carol: That could be it.
Ross: Oh, god. You know, this is still pretty hot.
Carol: Mushroom... Smile... They won't all be like this. Some women might even stay through dinner. Sorry, that's not funny
Ross: No, it's just...you know the whole "getting on with your life" thing. Do I have to? I mean, I'm sitting here with this cute woman, and, and, and she's perfectly nice, you know, and, but that there's, that's it. And um, and then I'm here talking to you, and, and it's easy, and it's fun, and, and I don't, I don't have to…you know?
Carol: I know.
Ross: Here's a wacky thought. What's say you and I give it another shot? No no no, I know what you're gonna say, you're a lesbian. But let's...what do you say we just put that aside for now you know? Let's just stick a pin in it, okay? Because, we're great together, you know. You can't deny it. Besides, I've got a ring at home that fits you. I've got lots of pictures with both of us in them. OK?And and and best of all, hey, hey, you're carrying my baby. I mean, how perfect is that? But see, you know, you keep saying that, but there's something right here. I love you.
Carol: Oh, I love you too. But...
Ross: No but, no but.
Carol: You know that thing you put over here with the pin in it? It's time to take the pin out. You'll find someone, I know you will. The right woman is just waiting for you.
Ross: It's easy for you to say, you found one already.
Carol: All you need is a woman who likes men and you'll be set. Not her.
Rachel: So you guys really slide down a pole?
Fireman No. 2: Absolutely.
Phoebe: So cool. How do you get back up?
Fireman No. 3: Well, we rarely have to return from a fire as quickly.
Monica: Err, so, would you guys err… would you like to, sometimes, maybe err…
Rachel: Go for a drink sometimes?
Fireman No. 2: Sure, drink sounds good.
Fireman No. 3: Yeah, err, err, we gotta go now, we get off around midnight, why don't we pick you up then?
Monica: Okay, Great!
Monica: So, um, will you bring the truck?
Fireman No. 3: I'll even let you ring the bell. All right, We'll see you later.
All：Bye! See you later!
Rachel: Oh, my god.
Phoebe: See, there you go, the cleansing works!
Monica: You're right. They're nice guys.
Rachel: Oh, they're firemen guys.
Fireman No. 1: You guys tell them you were married?
Fireman No. 2: No way! You kidding? My girlfriend doesn't know, I'm not gonna tell them!