Monica: Hi. Uh, my friend here was taking down our Christmas lights, and and she fell off the balcony and may have broken her foot or or ankle or something.
你好，我朋友取下圣诞灯时，从阳台跌落，她的脚或者脚踝可能受伤了。
Nurse: My god. You still have your Christmas lights up? Fill this out and bring it back to me.
我的天，你们的圣诞灯还亮着？资料填后拿给我。
Rachel: Ow ow ow. Ow ow ow. Ow ow ow...
哦哦哦，哦哦哦，哦哦哦...
Monica: Okay, ooh, alright. Name, address... Are you currently on any medication?
好了，哦，姓名 地址… 你现在进行任何药物治疗？
Rachel: No. Oh, wait! Yes. Blistex.
没有。哦，等等！有。Blistex（一种药用润唇膏）。
Monica: No, in case of emergency call?
填没有，紧急联络电话？
Rachel: You.
你。
Monica: Really?
真的？
Rachel: Yeah.
对。
Monica: Oh, that is so sweet. Oh gosh, love you. Insurance?
真窝心。哦，天哪！我爱你。保险？
Rachel: Oh, yeah, check it. Definitely, I want some of that.
哦！好的！勾上它！我确实需要一些！
Monica: You don't have insurance?
你没有保险？
Rachel: Why, how much is this gonna cost?
为什么？看着病要花很多钱么？
Monica: I have no idea, but Xrays alone could be a couple hundred dollars.
我不知道啊。可能几百块钱吧。
Rachel: Well what are we gonna do?
我们该怎么办？
Monica: Well there's not much we can do.
没有太多办法可想。
Rachel: Um...unless, unless I use yours.
呃除非让我用你的。
Monica: Hah, no no no no no no no no no no.
不不不不不。
Rachel: Well, now, wait a second, who did I just put as my "In case of emergency" person?
等等，我把谁当作我的紧急连络人来着？
Monica: That's insurance fraud.
这是保险欺诈。
Rachel: Well, alright, then, forget it. Might as well just go home. Ow ow ow ow!
好吧？算了。我回家。哦哦哦！
Monica: Okay, okay. Come here. I hate this.
好吧，好吧，过来，我真讨厌这样做。
Rachel: Thank you. Thank you. I love you.
谢谢！谢谢！我爱你！
Monica: Hi, um, I'm gonna need a new set of these forms.
我需要新表格。
Nurse: Why?
为什么？
Monica: I am really an idiot. I was filling out my friend's form, and instead of putting her information, I put mine.
我真是个笨蛋。我替我朋友填资料时，我填的不是她的资料而是我的。
Nurse: You are an idiot.
你真是个笨蛋。
Monica: Yep, that's me, I am that stupid.
没错，这就是我，我真是个笨蛋。
Ross: I had a dream last night where I was playing football with my kid.
我昨晚梦见我和我儿子在玩橄榄球。
Chandler and Joey: That's nice.
真温馨。
Ross: No, no, with him. I'm on this field, and they, they hike me the baby... And I, I know I've gotta do something because the Tampa Bay defence is coming right at me.
注释：hike me the baby：把婴儿向我投过来。hike这里是投掷的意思。
不不，是用他打。我在球场上，他们把婴儿向我投过来。我知道我得做点什么，Tampa Bay的防守球员正在逐渐逼近。
Joey: Tampa Bay's got a terrible team.
坦帕湾队烂得可怕。
Ross: Right, but... it is just me and the baby, so I'm thinking they can take us. And so I uh, hahhah, I just heave it down field.
没错，但是但只有我和我儿子。所以我想他们很可能要比赢我们，所以我，呃哈哈，我只好传球。
Chandler: What are you crazy? That's a baby!
什么？你疯啦？那是个婴儿！
Joey: He should take the sack?
注释：take the sack：抱着（球）被其他人撞（围攻）。
他应该（抱着婴儿）被其他人撞（围攻）。
Ross: Anyway, suddenly I'm down field, and I realize that I'm the one who's supposed to catch him, right? Only I know there is no way I'm gonna get there in time, so I am running, and running, and that, that is when I woke up. See I, I am so not ready to be a father.
总之，突然我又到了前场，我发现该接球的人是我，对吧？但我绝对来不及，于是我跑啊跑，于是我就醒过来了。看，我还没准备好当爸爸。
Chandler: Hey, you're gonna be fine. You're one of the most caring, most responsible men in North America. You're gonna make a great dad.
你没问题的。你是全北美洲最细心、最有责任感的男人。你将来一定是个好爸爸的。
Joey: Yeah, Ross. You and the baby just need better blocking. Oh, have either one of you guys ever been to the Rainbow Room? Is it real expensive?
注释：blocking：阻挡。
没错，你和你儿子，只是需要更好的阻挡。你们去过彩虹厅吗？真有那么贵？
Chandler: Well, only if you order stuff.
当然，只有你点什么东西的时候。
Joey: I'm taking Ursula tonight. It's her birthday.
我要带 Ursula去那里，今天是她生日。
Ross: Wowowhoa. What about Phoebe's birthday?
菲比的生日该怎么办？
Joey: When's that?
什么时候？
Ross: Tonight.
今晚。
Joey: Oh, man. What're the odds of that happening?
怎么会有这么巧的事情发生呢？
Ross: You take your time.
慢慢想吧。
Chandler: There it is! So what're you gonna do?
原来是这样啊！你打算怎么办？
Joey: What can I do? Look, I don't want to do anything to screw it up with Ursula.
我能怎么办？我不想让乌苏拉不开心。
Chandler: And your friend Phoebe?
你的朋友菲比呢？
Joey: Well, if she's my friend, hopefully she'll understand. I mean, wouldn't you guys?
如果她是我朋友，希望她能谅解。我的意思是，你们不会谅解吗？
Chandler: Man, if you tried something like that on my birthday, you'd be staring at the business end of a hissy fit.
注释：business end： 指公事公办（起诉某人）。
注释：hissy fit：发飙。
兄弟，如果你敢在我的生日那天做这事儿，你就会看到我发飙，然后起诉你！
Dr. Mitchell: Saffron makes all the difference. Okay, errrr, Monica? Yes. Yes, she is.
加上少量蕃红花，就能使情况完全改观。好了，呃，摩妮卡？是的是的，她是！
Rachel: Hi, this is my friend Rachel.
她是我朋友Rachel。
Monica: Hi.
嗨！
Dr. Mitchell: Hi, err Rachel. I'm Dr. Mitchell.
嗨，呃，瑞秋。我是米契尔大夫。
Dr. Rosen: And I'm his friend Dr. Rosen.
我是他朋友Rosen大夫。
Dr. Mitchell: I'm okay here.
我在这没问题。
Dr. Rosen: Actually, that's right, I don't mind if you want to take your break.
实际上，没关系的。我不介意你休息一下。
Dr. Mitchell: No, no, this is why I become a doctor. Ankles and stuff like that.
不了，这是我为什么做了医生，脚踝之类是我的专长。
Rachel: Aren't you a little cute to be a doctor?
你当医生是不是太帅了一点？
Dr. Rosen: Excuse me?
抱歉，什么？
Rachel: I meant er, God, young, young. I meant young, young to be a doctor. Oh good, Rach.
天哪，年轻，我是指年轻，你当医生稍嫌年轻了点，说得好，Rach。
Monica (as Rachel) : Thank you.
谢谢 。
Rachel (as Monica) : Right. So, he said it was just a sprain, and that was it.
好的。他说这只是扭伤，就这样。
Monica: Uh, you left out the stupid part.
你忘了说我们做的蠢事。
Rachel: It's not stupid. The very cute, cute, cute doctors asked us out for tomorrow night, and I said "yes."
才不蠢呢。这位两位帅帅帅哥大夫约我们明晚出去， 我答应了。
Monica: I think it's totally insane, I mean, they work for the hospital. It's like returning to the scene of the crime. You know, I say we blow off the dates.
你根本就是疯了，他们在医院工作。我们这样不是回到犯罪现场？还是取消约会吧。
Rachel: What? Monica, they are cute, they are doctors, cute doctors, doctors who are cute!
什么？他们可是大帅哥。而且还是医生。帅哥医生。很帅的医生。
Chandler: Alright, what have we learned so far? Oh, God. Okay.
目前为止我们知道了什么？天啊！好的。
The Whole Party: SURPRISE! !!
惊喜！
Ross: What the hell are you doing? You scared the crap outta me.
你们在干什么？把我吓死了！
Rachel: Was that the cake?
那是蛋糕吗？
Ross: Yeah, yeah. I got a lemon schmush.
注释：schmush：风味,口味。
对。柠檬口味。
Monica: Come on, she'll be here any minute.
快点，她随时会到。
Rachel: I hope it's okay.
希望它没事。
Monica: Oh...
Oh...
Chandler: "Happy Birthday Peehe."
生日快乐，皮菲。
Monica: Well maybe we can make a, a, a 'B' out of one of those roses.
或许我们可以用玫瑰当"比"。
Ross: Yeah, we'll just use our special cake tools.
对？用我们的特殊蛋糕工具
Phoebe: Hey, what's going on?
什么事？
Ross: Oh, we just...
我们只是
Phoebe's Friends: Surprise!
惊喜！
Phoebe: Oh, oh, oh! This is so great! Oh my god! This was not at all scary. Oh look! "Happy Birthday Peehee." What a strange new nickname. I like it! Oh, my God! Hi everybody. Hi Betty! Betty, Hi! You found Betty! Oh my god! This is great. Everybody I love is in the same room. Where's Joey?
喔，喔，喔！你们真是太好了，一点都不吓人。看哪！"生日快乐，菲" 好奇怪的昵称啊。我好喜欢，哦上帝！嗨，各位。贝蒂！贝蒂！嗨！你找到贝蒂？天呐！这太好了！我爱的大家都同在一起，乔伊在哪儿？
Chandler: Did you see Betty?
你看见贝蒂没？
Mr. Geller：I tell you one thing, I wouldn't mind having a piece of this sundried tomato business. Five years ago, if somebody had said to me, "Here’s a tomato that looks like a prune", I'd say "get out of my office!"
我告诉你一件事，我觉得有一份晒干蕃茄的事业挺不错的。五年前如果有人说我的蕃茄像李子，我就叫他滚出我的办公室。